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fandom_radio2021-05-28 05:47 am
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Fandom Radio: Friday, May 28th.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy: ...and we're back! Coming up, we have an empassioned editorial from WTFH's own Leroy the Squirrel on the campaign to make squirrels human-sized...terrifying!...but first? The moment you've all been waiting for, it's time for ~the News~. I'm Troy "Butt-Soup" Barnes...
Astrid: And I'm Astrid "Oh Hey That One Girl" Magnussen...
Troy: And let's get right into it! In ~the School yesterday, Phys Ed did running...but with maaagic! And then Photography did a class all about the Art of the Selfie.
In Try Not To Die, we went to Iceland, where we had to, as you'd expect, do stuff with ice, like climbing or avoiding, had to sing a song, which was almost as catchy as that veggie pirate song that has been stuck in my head all week!!
*deep breath*
*continues calmly* ...and then we had to drink some nasty stuff before Julius could be declared the one who Didn't Die the best. And that would be a nice segue into the drinking class, but we still have to get through Fandom Gladiators, where they played a game called Assault where they had to hit targets while being hit by tennis balls, and Adventuring Adventure Adventure of Adventures, which watched a mov--errr, a show about ducks and hockey, I think? It'd watch that! And, now, onto the other class that had to drink nasty stuff, Alcoholics Not-So-Anonymous got to try a wine called Night Train before playing a drinking version of Two Truths and a Lie. And if I had to do two truths and a lie about myself, I think I'd say....
I'm from Colorado, I've never celebrated Christmas before coming here and I don't see why anyone ever would, and....I've never made out with anyone in the sixth floor ball pit.
Astrid: And I'd say...I can speak several languages, I don't like milk, and I once lived in an abandoned hotel in Playa del Carmen.
Troy: Ooh, nice ones! Okay, everyone, go ahead and text your guesses to 555-TROY or 555-ART1 with what are the lies and maybe you'll win an exclusive ~Troy and Astrid in the Morning~ prize!
Astrid: Rules and participation may vary. Not available in all states. WTFH Pirate radio is not an official sponsor of any and all Troy and Astrid in the Morning contests or claims. Please seek advice from a medical professional if if symptoms last longer than four hours.
Troy: And now! Onto ~the Town~, since we have nothing in ~the Dorms~!
Astrid: Clare showed up to Covent Garden all geared up for the thunderstorms we had on Wednesday, but they appear to have moved on. The staff at Luke's was all abuzz about whether or not they should talk about Duke's birthday next week, and Octavia stopped in for lunch before she headed out to the mainland and chatted with him about how their days were and why people always ask about people's days.
Nina stopped in to see her dad and they made dinner plans for Chinese and talked about how his photography class was going. And Duke came back to his boat a little early, early enough to catch Lucifer in the act of setting up apology flowers and booze.
Troy: Tisarwat got to read all about how I fixed the stereo at Groovy Tunes and how singing vegetables are actually a terrible idea, and Eric was rocking the leather shorts at the Devil's Nest, but not so much rocking with the music, and I swear, speaking of singing vegetables, if it was that...damn veggie pirate song again--
*chittering*
...well, good. But now it's stuck in my head again.
Astrid: I don't think I know this song. I think you should sing it. They say sometimes that helps.
Troy: ....I don't know if I believe that, but also, I know you're smart, so it's probably true. Fine.
*empassioned rendition of 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything', again, but this time, with squirrel accompaniment!*
Astrid: Beautiful.
Troy: You're welcome.
Astrid: And with that, we've completed our final notes, and that's it for us today. So this has been Astrid, the normal human...
Troy: And the Disco Spider!
Astrid: See you next week.
Troy: What-whaa--
**CLICK!!**
Troy: ...and we're back! Coming up, we have an empassioned editorial from WTFH's own Leroy the Squirrel on the campaign to make squirrels human-sized...terrifying!...but first? The moment you've all been waiting for, it's time for ~the News~. I'm Troy "Butt-Soup" Barnes...
Astrid: And I'm Astrid "Oh Hey That One Girl" Magnussen...
Troy: And let's get right into it! In ~the School yesterday, Phys Ed did running...but with maaagic! And then Photography did a class all about the Art of the Selfie.
In Try Not To Die, we went to Iceland, where we had to, as you'd expect, do stuff with ice, like climbing or avoiding, had to sing a song, which was almost as catchy as that veggie pirate song that has been stuck in my head all week!!
*deep breath*
*continues calmly* ...and then we had to drink some nasty stuff before Julius could be declared the one who Didn't Die the best. And that would be a nice segue into the drinking class, but we still have to get through Fandom Gladiators, where they played a game called Assault where they had to hit targets while being hit by tennis balls, and Adventuring Adventure Adventure of Adventures, which watched a mov--errr, a show about ducks and hockey, I think? It'd watch that! And, now, onto the other class that had to drink nasty stuff, Alcoholics Not-So-Anonymous got to try a wine called Night Train before playing a drinking version of Two Truths and a Lie. And if I had to do two truths and a lie about myself, I think I'd say....
I'm from Colorado, I've never celebrated Christmas before coming here and I don't see why anyone ever would, and....I've never made out with anyone in the sixth floor ball pit.
Astrid: And I'd say...I can speak several languages, I don't like milk, and I once lived in an abandoned hotel in Playa del Carmen.
Troy: Ooh, nice ones! Okay, everyone, go ahead and text your guesses to 555-TROY or 555-ART1 with what are the lies and maybe you'll win an exclusive ~Troy and Astrid in the Morning~ prize!
Astrid: Rules and participation may vary. Not available in all states. WTFH Pirate radio is not an official sponsor of any and all Troy and Astrid in the Morning contests or claims. Please seek advice from a medical professional if if symptoms last longer than four hours.
Troy: And now! Onto ~the Town~, since we have nothing in ~the Dorms~!
Astrid: Clare showed up to Covent Garden all geared up for the thunderstorms we had on Wednesday, but they appear to have moved on. The staff at Luke's was all abuzz about whether or not they should talk about Duke's birthday next week, and Octavia stopped in for lunch before she headed out to the mainland and chatted with him about how their days were and why people always ask about people's days.
Nina stopped in to see her dad and they made dinner plans for Chinese and talked about how his photography class was going. And Duke came back to his boat a little early, early enough to catch Lucifer in the act of setting up apology flowers and booze.
Troy: Tisarwat got to read all about how I fixed the stereo at Groovy Tunes and how singing vegetables are actually a terrible idea, and Eric was rocking the leather shorts at the Devil's Nest, but not so much rocking with the music, and I swear, speaking of singing vegetables, if it was that...damn veggie pirate song again--
*chittering*
...well, good. But now it's stuck in my head again.
Astrid: I don't think I know this song. I think you should sing it. They say sometimes that helps.
Troy: ....I don't know if I believe that, but also, I know you're smart, so it's probably true. Fine.
*empassioned rendition of 'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything', again, but this time, with squirrel accompaniment!*
Astrid: Beautiful.
Troy: You're welcome.
Astrid: And with that, we've completed our final notes, and that's it for us today. So this has been Astrid, the normal human...
Troy: And the Disco Spider!
Astrid: See you next week.
Troy: What-whaa--
**CLICK!!**