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Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 27, 2021
Good morning, everyone, it's Tahani al-Jamil again, which means that today is Thursday. And that means yesterday was the weekly Ridiculousness in the Park, which we'll get to right now because it was appalling.
*angry chittering*
Not at all because we had to act like squirrels! Because I lost most of my height and that is completely unacceptable! Why did I lose most of my height you, dear listener who is bright enough to not go anywhere near the park on a Wednesday, ask? Because Barry GAVE ANAKIN SKYWALKER A SHRINK RAY. Fortunately, Tattoo Steve was there to ask Barry why he would do such a thing, and the answer was 'because it was that or turning everyone into squirrels' and I feel that just leads to more questions.
But we were turned very short and then we had to wear ugly shirts and tails and then we had to run through an obstacle course--my lap included Leroy shaking us down for information or rum--
*smug chittering*
--and so congratulations to Team Bird Feeder. They won rum and walnuts.
*SOME SERIOUSLY EXCITED SQUIRRELS, SOUND OF STAMPEDE*
...and I'm all alone in the booth. Jessica tried to get Anakin to delete the photo of her that he took--he took photos of everyone--but he wasn't intimidated because he was a meter and a half taller than she was.
Shunsui was taking a nap after signing a single card at T&C. That's the sort of work ethic I just...cannot understand. My parents would kill me. There was an isolated indoor thundershower at the flower shop yesterday, Danny was visited by Tattoos at the Trooper Station before he popped back to being his correct size and that might have been the highlight of Danny's year, and then all of the adults poured into Caritas to complain about being small. Perhaps that was just Stark. Several people were there to celebrate World Redhead Day--really? We celebrate gingers now? Let me text Prince Harry and let him know--
*dead air*
There. Tisarwat was there to drink the worst Jello shot on purpose and Breq was there to do the same on Seivarden's recommendation and oh no. Noooo. Rey questioned the logic of having to buy Summer a shot that she'd made in her own bar just because of her hair color--gingers are notoriously tricky--and Stark told her about getting shrunk and so Rey was glad to have missed the park. Lucifer was explaining how Duke's birthday was ruined because Octavia turned into a raccoon--rescheduling is perfectly acceptable and thank you, Summer, for pointing that out, and Jesse finally tried an alcohol-free Jello shot which is, basically just Jello, right? Am I missing something important?
Maybe I'll look into later, but probably not. I just got the June edition of Cosmo. I'll be back next week! Stay tall, everyone!
*angry chittering*
Not at all because we had to act like squirrels! Because I lost most of my height and that is completely unacceptable! Why did I lose most of my height you, dear listener who is bright enough to not go anywhere near the park on a Wednesday, ask? Because Barry GAVE ANAKIN SKYWALKER A SHRINK RAY. Fortunately, Tattoo Steve was there to ask Barry why he would do such a thing, and the answer was 'because it was that or turning everyone into squirrels' and I feel that just leads to more questions.
But we were turned very short and then we had to wear ugly shirts and tails and then we had to run through an obstacle course--my lap included Leroy shaking us down for information or rum--
*smug chittering*
--and so congratulations to Team Bird Feeder. They won rum and walnuts.
*SOME SERIOUSLY EXCITED SQUIRRELS, SOUND OF STAMPEDE*
...and I'm all alone in the booth. Jessica tried to get Anakin to delete the photo of her that he took--he took photos of everyone--but he wasn't intimidated because he was a meter and a half taller than she was.
Shunsui was taking a nap after signing a single card at T&C. That's the sort of work ethic I just...cannot understand. My parents would kill me. There was an isolated indoor thundershower at the flower shop yesterday, Danny was visited by Tattoos at the Trooper Station before he popped back to being his correct size and that might have been the highlight of Danny's year, and then all of the adults poured into Caritas to complain about being small. Perhaps that was just Stark. Several people were there to celebrate World Redhead Day--really? We celebrate gingers now? Let me text Prince Harry and let him know--
*dead air*
There. Tisarwat was there to drink the worst Jello shot on purpose and Breq was there to do the same on Seivarden's recommendation and oh no. Noooo. Rey questioned the logic of having to buy Summer a shot that she'd made in her own bar just because of her hair color--gingers are notoriously tricky--and Stark told her about getting shrunk and so Rey was glad to have missed the park. Lucifer was explaining how Duke's birthday was ruined because Octavia turned into a raccoon--rescheduling is perfectly acceptable and thank you, Summer, for pointing that out, and Jesse finally tried an alcohol-free Jello shot which is, basically just Jello, right? Am I missing something important?
Maybe I'll look into later, but probably not. I just got the June edition of Cosmo. I'll be back next week! Stay tall, everyone!