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Troy "T-Bone" Barnes ([personal profile] x_discospider_x) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-05-21 04:29 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, May 21st.

Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Troy:...and we're back! Coming up later, a cat, playing a ukelele, but first, let's get into the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right. It's time to read...~the News~. Astrid?

Astrid: Thanks, Troy. ~The News~ today starts, of course, with ~the School~, where Phys Ed learned how to fly, and Photography class learned about nature shots before going to take some in a nature park.

Troy: In Try Not To Die, we had to either pan for gold or dance for some WAY harsh judges before having to ride a bike loaded with stuff, and then try to find a hotel. Jules wound up Not Dying the best, but the biggest takeaway from the whole thing was to never trust a chicken as your navigator, believe me.

Astrid: Fandom Gladiators got to climb a big foam pyramid, which the Spider--not to be confused with the Disco Spider--reached the top of first, and Adventuring Squeared got to flirt with a sexy lady pirate--

Troy: --awww, can we do that for pirate class?

Astrid: --and, finally, Day Drinking for Grown-Ups sampled some Thunderbird and played a few rounds of Most Likely To...

Troy: I would vote you as Most Likely to Look Super Cute in a Radio Broadcasting Booth, Astrid.

Astrid: And I would vote you as Most Likely to Make Out with Someone in the Ball Pit on the Sixth Floor, Troy.

Troy: That is true. I do do that.

Astrid: I'm just surprised you haven't run into the tentacle monster that lives up there yet.

Troy: The what???

Astrid: Moving on to ~The Town~! Clare had her very first day at Covent Garden Flowers and Tisarwat's looking for more help at Groovy Tunes.

Troy: Astrid, you were just joking about the tentacle monster on the sixth floor, right?

Astrid: Looks like that's all the notes we have today, so we'll see you next time, guys. This has been Astrid, the normal human...

Troy: Astrid, come on! Tell me you're just messing me with me!

Astrid: ...signing off.

Troy: Astrid!! Wait!!

**CLICK!**