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Fandom Radio [Friday, November 30]
Guess what kids! It's Broadcast time!
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
And the squirrels have just found the sound effects machine. I may need some serious booze before this night is over.
*Laughter*
Hey! I don't need a laugh track!
*Sounds of Booing*
Oy.
Let's talk about school!
*School bell ringing*
First in Love Smart-
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
CAN WE KEEP THIS PG-RATED PLEASE! In Love Smart, Barney was taught his students how to avoid communicable diseases-
*sound of sneezing and coughing*
-by simply being awesome.
*trumpet fanfare*
Fraser-
*Trumpet Fanfare*
-stopped by class to let Barney know that tomorrow is "Slapurday"
*sound of a smack followed by crying*
You know who won't get slapped? JP. Who decided to make up for missing classes by forcing trigonometry, geometry and variables down all the students throats.
What's the matter squirrels? No fancy sound effect for that?
*sound of an engine running*
What's that supposed to be?
*chittering*
A tractor? No... A professional tractor? I don't get it. Pro tractor. I still don't-
Nevermind.
Squall's class covered appropriate things to do when unsupervised.
*sounds of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
You keep this up and the FCC is going to sue my ass. You know why? Because no one in the world is going to believe that squirrels played that sound effect.
*gleeful chittering*
I hate you all. Turns out that Squall wasn't there which prompted Jenny
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-to be all "MWAHAHAHA! MINONS!" but it turned out that Squall was THERE ALL ALONG!
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Over at the Library, Karal was still apparently glittery-
*The strum of an angelic harp*
-when he showed up for work this week. He then got spanked by Thursday-
*sound of a smack followed by crying*
-for going into Special Collections on his own. Then Aravis came by to learn about Christmas.
*Jingly Bells*
Over at the office it was all abandoned until-
*Sounds of sirens*
No. The police did not show up. All the office workers were apparently drunk and fell out of a closet where the were all this week. No this does not mean everyone in the office is gay. As far as I know. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaking of office, Lulu had office hours and please don't play the sound effect you did for Barney's class or we may get flagged for adult content. 'kay? Thank you. Steve stopped by-
*Trumpet Fanfare*
-to ask her if she'd chaperone the art trip. Meanwhile Dean Jones-
*Cat Call whistle*
-returned from England and wasted no time in having office hours as well. Constable Fraser-
*Trumpet Fanfare*
-came in for tea. John-who-is-not-a-gun-
*gun shot*
-but we get the sound effect anyway also had office hours.
And finally over at the cafeteria-
*Sizzling noise*
-the Chef made a hearty meal. That nobody ate. Really people. Give the chef some love.
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
STOP IT!
Dorms!
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
STOP IT!
Over in the dorms Adah was busy sorting her books and belongings-
*sound of a card deck shuffling*
When Cassandra stopped by-
*sounds of a martial arts movie being played*
Then Luke sent over a robot mouse.
*Beep Beep Beep*
Meanwhile Annette-
*jingling bells*
-was going over her Christmas list. Then Jaina
*Sound of lasers blasting away*
Talked with Shep about what happened on her trip home. While Ronan
*Sound of an airplane taking off*
packed for Oxford. Later in the evening Karal-
*Sound of a horse neighing*
-went to the stables to visit his horse. Then AJ-
*GUITAR POWER CHORD!*
-was in the fourth floor common room to get some food when Adam-
*Ribbit!*
-came in and the got caught up with each other. Oh and Hoshi
*Sounds from Super Mario Brothers Video Game*
was there as well. And I said Hoshi! Not Yoshi!
Town!
*pause*
Couldn't come up with a sound effect for that one, could 'ya?
*Farting noise*
That's just wrong. Let's see over at Wellspring Arms and Meditation-
*Sounds of gunfire along with monks chanting*
Nate was there where Ino and Zuko came by for a visit. River-
*Sound of rushing water*
opened The Arms hotel while over at the church
*A certain song is played*
What? No Cowbell? Gabriel was chasing squirrels. You guys really should be nicer to him.
*another farting noise*
Classy. Moving on to the house of Groovy Tunes-
*Sounds of cats meowing*
Chad opened up the store and played Journey tunes to the cats. The cats were reportedly not happy. Possibly because Chat was playing the guitar instead of Lovin', Touchin' and Squeezin' the kitties.
But not in a dirty way. Damn. Now I'm going to have that song in my head all day.
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na!
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na!
Nope. Still there. Damn.
Over at the Magic Box, Giles-
*The sound of a tea kettle whistling*
-was putting up decorations.
George Michael-
*Another song plays*
That's a little on the nose don't you think? George Michael was at the Banana stand. And now I have that song in my head. Later Mary was doing paper work when George Michael-
*Gee. This song sounds familiar*
Damn it! George came by with flowers and to tell her he had to divorce his wife.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Over at the Perk
*bubbly sounds of a Cappucino machine*
Ino stopped in for a cup of tea. Sokka-
*Sound of someone chewing*
-discovered the joys of Hickory Farms at the post office. While Yitzhak found a bunch of turkey paraphernalia-
*GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE*
-over at Luke's Diner. Caritas-
*Sound of a Mariachi band*
Okay... you squirrels have been here how long? IT'S NOT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT! Anyhow Jolee opened Caritas and gave Anakin a hard time.
*Porn Music*
Not that kind of hard time! Geez! Then Melody-
*More cat sounds*
-talked to Jolee about cartoons and then to Anakin about Carson Daly, assassins, and men with agendas. Thursday also came in later for a drink called Gremlin Spit
*Putoey*
Meanwhile earlier in the day Anakin-
*GOOOOONG OMMMMMMMM*
-was meditating when something happened
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
That made him very unhappy right before Aly came to visit. I guess this happened after Aly came home from her trip and was apparently troubled by something.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Stop it. She then later showed up at Deadpool's house where she picked up her cat.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
How is that dramatic?
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
You're not funny.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Are you finished?
...
Thank you.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
GAH! STOP IT!
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
And over at the clinic -
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-Dr. Troy was having some fun-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-in the morning while-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-Katara manned-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-the clinic-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-in the evening.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Okay! Play that again and I'm ripping all your tails off!
...
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
I give up.
*click*
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
And the squirrels have just found the sound effects machine. I may need some serious booze before this night is over.
*Laughter*
Hey! I don't need a laugh track!
*Sounds of Booing*
Oy.
Let's talk about school!
*School bell ringing*
First in Love Smart-
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
CAN WE KEEP THIS PG-RATED PLEASE! In Love Smart, Barney was taught his students how to avoid communicable diseases-
*sound of sneezing and coughing*
-by simply being awesome.
*trumpet fanfare*
Fraser-
*Trumpet Fanfare*
-stopped by class to let Barney know that tomorrow is "Slapurday"
*sound of a smack followed by crying*
You know who won't get slapped? JP. Who decided to make up for missing classes by forcing trigonometry, geometry and variables down all the students throats.
What's the matter squirrels? No fancy sound effect for that?
*sound of an engine running*
What's that supposed to be?
*chittering*
A tractor? No... A professional tractor? I don't get it. Pro tractor. I still don't-
Nevermind.
Squall's class covered appropriate things to do when unsupervised.
*sounds of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
You keep this up and the FCC is going to sue my ass. You know why? Because no one in the world is going to believe that squirrels played that sound effect.
*gleeful chittering*
I hate you all. Turns out that Squall wasn't there which prompted Jenny
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-to be all "MWAHAHAHA! MINONS!" but it turned out that Squall was THERE ALL ALONG!
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Over at the Library, Karal was still apparently glittery-
*The strum of an angelic harp*
-when he showed up for work this week. He then got spanked by Thursday-
*sound of a smack followed by crying*
-for going into Special Collections on his own. Then Aravis came by to learn about Christmas.
*Jingly Bells*
Over at the office it was all abandoned until-
*Sounds of sirens*
No. The police did not show up. All the office workers were apparently drunk and fell out of a closet where the were all this week. No this does not mean everyone in the office is gay. As far as I know. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaking of office, Lulu had office hours and please don't play the sound effect you did for Barney's class or we may get flagged for adult content. 'kay? Thank you. Steve stopped by-
*Trumpet Fanfare*
-to ask her if she'd chaperone the art trip. Meanwhile Dean Jones-
*Cat Call whistle*
-returned from England and wasted no time in having office hours as well. Constable Fraser-
*Trumpet Fanfare*
-came in for tea. John-who-is-not-a-gun-
*gun shot*
-but we get the sound effect anyway also had office hours.
And finally over at the cafeteria-
*Sizzling noise*
-the Chef made a hearty meal. That nobody ate. Really people. Give the chef some love.
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
STOP IT!
Dorms!
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
STOP IT!
Over in the dorms Adah was busy sorting her books and belongings-
*sound of a card deck shuffling*
When Cassandra stopped by-
*sounds of a martial arts movie being played*
Then Luke sent over a robot mouse.
*Beep Beep Beep*
Meanwhile Annette-
*jingling bells*
-was going over her Christmas list. Then Jaina
*Sound of lasers blasting away*
Talked with Shep about what happened on her trip home. While Ronan
*Sound of an airplane taking off*
packed for Oxford. Later in the evening Karal-
*Sound of a horse neighing*
-went to the stables to visit his horse. Then AJ-
*GUITAR POWER CHORD!*
-was in the fourth floor common room to get some food when Adam-
*Ribbit!*
-came in and the got caught up with each other. Oh and Hoshi
*Sounds from Super Mario Brothers Video Game*
was there as well. And I said Hoshi! Not Yoshi!
Town!
*pause*
Couldn't come up with a sound effect for that one, could 'ya?
*Farting noise*
That's just wrong. Let's see over at Wellspring Arms and Meditation-
*Sounds of gunfire along with monks chanting*
Nate was there where Ino and Zuko came by for a visit. River-
*Sound of rushing water*
opened The Arms hotel while over at the church
*A certain song is played*
What? No Cowbell? Gabriel was chasing squirrels. You guys really should be nicer to him.
*another farting noise*
Classy. Moving on to the house of Groovy Tunes-
*Sounds of cats meowing*
Chad opened up the store and played Journey tunes to the cats. The cats were reportedly not happy. Possibly because Chat was playing the guitar instead of Lovin', Touchin' and Squeezin' the kitties.
But not in a dirty way. Damn. Now I'm going to have that song in my head all day.
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na!
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na!
Nope. Still there. Damn.
Over at the Magic Box, Giles-
*The sound of a tea kettle whistling*
-was putting up decorations.
George Michael-
*Another song plays*
That's a little on the nose don't you think? George Michael was at the Banana stand. And now I have that song in my head. Later Mary was doing paper work when George Michael-
*Gee. This song sounds familiar*
Damn it! George came by with flowers and to tell her he had to divorce his wife.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Over at the Perk
*bubbly sounds of a Cappucino machine*
Ino stopped in for a cup of tea. Sokka-
*Sound of someone chewing*
-discovered the joys of Hickory Farms at the post office. While Yitzhak found a bunch of turkey paraphernalia-
*GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE*
-over at Luke's Diner. Caritas-
*Sound of a Mariachi band*
Okay... you squirrels have been here how long? IT'S NOT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT! Anyhow Jolee opened Caritas and gave Anakin a hard time.
*Porn Music*
Not that kind of hard time! Geez! Then Melody-
*More cat sounds*
-talked to Jolee about cartoons and then to Anakin about Carson Daly, assassins, and men with agendas. Thursday also came in later for a drink called Gremlin Spit
*Putoey*
Meanwhile earlier in the day Anakin-
*GOOOOONG OMMMMMMMM*
-was meditating when something happened
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
That made him very unhappy right before Aly came to visit. I guess this happened after Aly came home from her trip and was apparently troubled by something.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Stop it. She then later showed up at Deadpool's house where she picked up her cat.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
How is that dramatic?
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
You're not funny.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Are you finished?
...
Thank you.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
GAH! STOP IT!
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
And over at the clinic -
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-Dr. Troy was having some fun-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-in the morning while-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-Katara manned-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-the clinic-
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
-in the evening.
*DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
Okay! Play that again and I'm ripping all your tails off!
...
*Sound of a woman gasping for air and groaning*
I give up.
*click*
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