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Fandom Radio: Friday, April 9th.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Astrid: ...and we're back. Again, just a reminder, that number to call is 555-SHRT, if anyone should happen to have information on the whereabouts of Troy's shirt, as it appears to still be missing.
Troy: You're welcome.
Astrid: It's radio, Troy. They can't see you.
Troy: Oh, no. This is all for you, Astrid.
Astrid: ...so this going to be fun.
Let's just get right into it, then, the moment you've all been waiting for, ~The Radio~ and all the juicy details on the flirting, repression, make-out, and more. Troy?
Troy: Thanks, babe. And remember, everyone, as I'm reading these, that I have no shirt.
In ~The School~, Advanced Team Building tried to run out some of this pent-up energy, Shop Class got to beat out some long, hard shafts--yes, I realize now what I just said!--and for some reason, Prompto didn't seem to appreciate the romantic plans Ignis was using his office hours to make for prom night.
And we got DORM NOTES BAAAAY-BEEEEE, what-whut! Because Alexis threw a bomb-ass party, because she is amazing and fine as hell and very good at....managing...things. Anyway, all the cool kids showed up, like Lydia, who talked with Alexis about making out in closets and passing for 21, and Eleanor hooked her up with drinks that were totally not vodka, wink wink.
*slightly muffled from hand covering mic* I'm saying wink because I know they can't see that I'm winking.
Astrid: Thanks, Troy. I think I got it.
Troy: Speaking of fine as hell, this gorgeous example of a classy-ass lady sitting here beside me was there, too, and let Alexis know how great she is at parties, and let Eleanor know how good she is at providing drink that are totally cool and not vodka.
And then there was me, with no shirt, and again, you're all welcome. Especially you, Alexis, Eleanor, and Belle. Don't think I didn't catch you lookin', girl, I know you got eyes.
Astrid: And mine are about to roll out of my head. But, hey, here's something for your ego that you definitely don't need because I'm pretty sure it's as big as this island right now: Eleanor and Alexis were talking about you and it involved the term 'surprisingly jacked'.
Troy: Surprisingly? Um, hello, I play football.
Astrid: Played. Eleanor had Tahani hold her shrimp for a moment--actual thing that happened, not a euphamism, just to be clear--before they complimented how hot they looked, while Tahani and Alexis appreciated how much they appreciated their appreciation of each other.
Wayne--
Troy: Ugh.
Astrid: --agreed with Alexis that it was, indeed, a party and said hello to Belle, who wished Alexis luck on her post-prom plans and outfits. Illyana brought more not-vodka, to Alexis and Eleanor's appreciation.
And now we get to the games, because of course there were some of those, and of course one of those was Spin the Bottle, and of course the squirrels are voyeuristic enough to provide a helpful list of who locked lipped for us to share with everyone. We got: Alexis and Lydia, Shrimp Girl and Butt Soup, Lydia and Tahani, The Normal Human and the Disco Spider, me and Tahani, Eleanor and...her hand, Alexis and Belle, Tahani and a shirtless boy, and Tahani and Belle. I think the bottle might have had a bit of a crush on Tahani last night.
Troy: And who can blame it. Her lips are so. Soft.
Astrid: Can confirm.
Troy: And then there was also Truth or Dare. In the Dare category, Eleanor was dared by Alexis to make out with someone in a closet, and that someone was definitely Alexis, but I'm going to maintain that a ball pit is way sexier than a closet, just saying, for no particular reason at all. Eleanor then dared Alexis to wear a cheap outfit from Target as if Alexis doesn't look good in literally everything, but especially nothing. And then Wayne dared me to do something that literally no body wanted, and then refused to do something that literally everyone did, because he's apparently the worst and only wants to kiss his stupid girlfriend or something.
Not that I'm mad about it, or anything. He just, you know, was really bringing the whole party down!
Astrid: Of course you're not. Illyana went with truth and had to admit to whom she'd want to make out with at the party the most, which would be kind of a hard choice but also helped facilitated said making out with at least Eleanor, and then Belle got asked who she would have liked to have kissed but didn't during Spin the Bottle.
Troy: Me. It was me. I mean, obviously.
Astrid: And that's it for ~the Party~, so now it's on to ~the Town~, where Tony and Steve wasted no time after their class getting down to the thing that this week is all about, and Prompto ran around the island several times, which I'm sure had nothing to do with needed to let out some energy he didn't know what else to do with. This squirrel really had to let us know about Bucky's cold shower, and Tisarwat and Lucille had a piano lesson turn into something much more, with a note about...oh. Oh.
Troy: What? What?
Astrid: It's about gloves, you wouldn't understand. Plus, she's your boss, it's only going to make things awkward for you, but I'm sure she'll be really glad for all the shirtless heavy equipment rearranging you did at work yesterday.
Troy: It was pretty good rearranging, it's true. Octavia was working at Luke's yesterday instead of Duke, which seemed to confuse the staff, and she got some texts from Duke while she was there.
Astrid: The Devil's Nest was definitely the place to be if you were 21 and over and wearing leather pants last night. Jaskier managed a vodka hydration break between probably someone's bed and Eric's office with Eric, before complimenting Jessica on her jeans and extolling to her the various virtues of the other bar patrons, while Jessica got to find out just how far Eric could take an innuendo based around just a 'no' and a free drink from Nick...and a little bit more. She wasn't getting any stories out of John, though, because he doesn't kiss and tell.
Troy: Faye and Jaskier talked about how awesome this week is--agreed--and made plans that involved sharing, because sharing is caring, Wayne, but, as far as this next note is concerned, the only thing Jessica and Faye shared was how their weeks were going and tips on how to avoid cramping. Stretching mostly. Stretching...*slight grunting sound that is obviously accompanying unnecessary stretching* is very important.
Astrid: It sure is....something. *small breath* Anyway, Faye really, really appreciated Stark's leather pants and wondered why he didn't just wear them all the time--
Troy: Chafing?
Astrid: Definitely chafing. Faye also filled Eric in on her generous plan for the evening and had plenty of reason to preen for John. Stark and Jaskier talked about how Stark's week had taken a dramatic turn toward the friendlier side of things, and Stark also talked with Eric about how those leather pants were benefiting not only Stark that evening.
Troy: Nick wondered if that many people even owned leather pants and informed Jaskier that he did not do theme nights, although he was glad they worked for Jaskier, and then Jaskier had "notes" for him about his "writing process."
Astrid: No, Troy, I don't think those get quotes, I don't think that's a euphamism, I think that's actually what happened.
Troy: For real?
Astrid: Writers are an odd bunch, take it from me.
Troy: By odd, apparently, she means 'nerds.' But moving on! Nick and Eric talked about all the pretty people and the nice weather, Travis and Jaskier considered starting a petition to make leather-pants-and-shirtlessness a regular thing, Travis and Stark compared bars before Stark explained what was going on with this week---wait, what does that mean? What's going on this week?
Astrid: It's....I'll tell you about it later. In, uh....priva--
Troy: DEAL. when this is done--why are there still so many notes? Ugh. Okay, so. Eric and Travis totally mentioned leather chafing and other various wardrobe malfunctions, Ignis, Faye, and Eric were all in agreement that it was a shame Ignis forgot his leather pants at home, and dammit I have to go to his class after this! WHY, NOTES, WHY?
Astrid: It's okay, it's okay. Have some cold water, I'll finish these out. Ignis also talked with Seivarden about how he probably should have heeded the warning about this week more, and Seivarden wondered if Stark's leather pants were intentional or just luck and she also asked Eric if it might be a recurring thing. I don't know if it was the lack of leather or the lack of something else that made Kyōraku-san change his mind about sticking around, but John certainly did, offering up whiskey and flirtations for Seivarden, getting a discount for the lack of leather this week if he promised to make it up next week from Eric, and appreciating Stark's suggestion of a wardrobe change before getting him a drink.
Astrid: And that concludes our notes for this morning. Tonight's prom, of course, so things should continue to be interesting, and, until next week, everyone, this is Astrid, the normal human...
Troy: And the disco spider!
Astrid: Signing off.
Troy: Shirtless!
**CLICK!**
Astrid: ...and we're back. Again, just a reminder, that number to call is 555-SHRT, if anyone should happen to have information on the whereabouts of Troy's shirt, as it appears to still be missing.
Troy: You're welcome.
Astrid: It's radio, Troy. They can't see you.
Troy: Oh, no. This is all for you, Astrid.
Astrid: ...so this going to be fun.
Let's just get right into it, then, the moment you've all been waiting for, ~The Radio~ and all the juicy details on the flirting, repression, make-out, and more. Troy?
Troy: Thanks, babe. And remember, everyone, as I'm reading these, that I have no shirt.
In ~The School~, Advanced Team Building tried to run out some of this pent-up energy, Shop Class got to beat out some long, hard shafts--yes, I realize now what I just said!--and for some reason, Prompto didn't seem to appreciate the romantic plans Ignis was using his office hours to make for prom night.
And we got DORM NOTES BAAAAY-BEEEEE, what-whut! Because Alexis threw a bomb-ass party, because she is amazing and fine as hell and very good at....managing...things. Anyway, all the cool kids showed up, like Lydia, who talked with Alexis about making out in closets and passing for 21, and Eleanor hooked her up with drinks that were totally not vodka, wink wink.
*slightly muffled from hand covering mic* I'm saying wink because I know they can't see that I'm winking.
Astrid: Thanks, Troy. I think I got it.
Troy: Speaking of fine as hell, this gorgeous example of a classy-ass lady sitting here beside me was there, too, and let Alexis know how great she is at parties, and let Eleanor know how good she is at providing drink that are totally cool and not vodka.
And then there was me, with no shirt, and again, you're all welcome. Especially you, Alexis, Eleanor, and Belle. Don't think I didn't catch you lookin', girl, I know you got eyes.
Astrid: And mine are about to roll out of my head. But, hey, here's something for your ego that you definitely don't need because I'm pretty sure it's as big as this island right now: Eleanor and Alexis were talking about you and it involved the term 'surprisingly jacked'.
Troy: Surprisingly? Um, hello, I play football.
Astrid: Played. Eleanor had Tahani hold her shrimp for a moment--actual thing that happened, not a euphamism, just to be clear--before they complimented how hot they looked, while Tahani and Alexis appreciated how much they appreciated their appreciation of each other.
Wayne--
Troy: Ugh.
Astrid: --agreed with Alexis that it was, indeed, a party and said hello to Belle, who wished Alexis luck on her post-prom plans and outfits. Illyana brought more not-vodka, to Alexis and Eleanor's appreciation.
And now we get to the games, because of course there were some of those, and of course one of those was Spin the Bottle, and of course the squirrels are voyeuristic enough to provide a helpful list of who locked lipped for us to share with everyone. We got: Alexis and Lydia, Shrimp Girl and Butt Soup, Lydia and Tahani, The Normal Human and the Disco Spider, me and Tahani, Eleanor and...her hand, Alexis and Belle, Tahani and a shirtless boy, and Tahani and Belle. I think the bottle might have had a bit of a crush on Tahani last night.
Troy: And who can blame it. Her lips are so. Soft.
Astrid: Can confirm.
Troy: And then there was also Truth or Dare. In the Dare category, Eleanor was dared by Alexis to make out with someone in a closet, and that someone was definitely Alexis, but I'm going to maintain that a ball pit is way sexier than a closet, just saying, for no particular reason at all. Eleanor then dared Alexis to wear a cheap outfit from Target as if Alexis doesn't look good in literally everything, but especially nothing. And then Wayne dared me to do something that literally no body wanted, and then refused to do something that literally everyone did, because he's apparently the worst and only wants to kiss his stupid girlfriend or something.
Not that I'm mad about it, or anything. He just, you know, was really bringing the whole party down!
Astrid: Of course you're not. Illyana went with truth and had to admit to whom she'd want to make out with at the party the most, which would be kind of a hard choice but also helped facilitated said making out with at least Eleanor, and then Belle got asked who she would have liked to have kissed but didn't during Spin the Bottle.
Troy: Me. It was me. I mean, obviously.
Astrid: And that's it for ~the Party~, so now it's on to ~the Town~, where Tony and Steve wasted no time after their class getting down to the thing that this week is all about, and Prompto ran around the island several times, which I'm sure had nothing to do with needed to let out some energy he didn't know what else to do with. This squirrel really had to let us know about Bucky's cold shower, and Tisarwat and Lucille had a piano lesson turn into something much more, with a note about...oh. Oh.
Troy: What? What?
Astrid: It's about gloves, you wouldn't understand. Plus, she's your boss, it's only going to make things awkward for you, but I'm sure she'll be really glad for all the shirtless heavy equipment rearranging you did at work yesterday.
Troy: It was pretty good rearranging, it's true. Octavia was working at Luke's yesterday instead of Duke, which seemed to confuse the staff, and she got some texts from Duke while she was there.
Astrid: The Devil's Nest was definitely the place to be if you were 21 and over and wearing leather pants last night. Jaskier managed a vodka hydration break between probably someone's bed and Eric's office with Eric, before complimenting Jessica on her jeans and extolling to her the various virtues of the other bar patrons, while Jessica got to find out just how far Eric could take an innuendo based around just a 'no' and a free drink from Nick...and a little bit more. She wasn't getting any stories out of John, though, because he doesn't kiss and tell.
Troy: Faye and Jaskier talked about how awesome this week is--agreed--and made plans that involved sharing, because sharing is caring, Wayne, but, as far as this next note is concerned, the only thing Jessica and Faye shared was how their weeks were going and tips on how to avoid cramping. Stretching mostly. Stretching...*slight grunting sound that is obviously accompanying unnecessary stretching* is very important.
Astrid: It sure is....something. *small breath* Anyway, Faye really, really appreciated Stark's leather pants and wondered why he didn't just wear them all the time--
Troy: Chafing?
Astrid: Definitely chafing. Faye also filled Eric in on her generous plan for the evening and had plenty of reason to preen for John. Stark and Jaskier talked about how Stark's week had taken a dramatic turn toward the friendlier side of things, and Stark also talked with Eric about how those leather pants were benefiting not only Stark that evening.
Troy: Nick wondered if that many people even owned leather pants and informed Jaskier that he did not do theme nights, although he was glad they worked for Jaskier, and then Jaskier had "notes" for him about his "writing process."
Astrid: No, Troy, I don't think those get quotes, I don't think that's a euphamism, I think that's actually what happened.
Troy: For real?
Astrid: Writers are an odd bunch, take it from me.
Troy: By odd, apparently, she means 'nerds.' But moving on! Nick and Eric talked about all the pretty people and the nice weather, Travis and Jaskier considered starting a petition to make leather-pants-and-shirtlessness a regular thing, Travis and Stark compared bars before Stark explained what was going on with this week---wait, what does that mean? What's going on this week?
Astrid: It's....I'll tell you about it later. In, uh....priva--
Troy: DEAL. when this is done--why are there still so many notes? Ugh. Okay, so. Eric and Travis totally mentioned leather chafing and other various wardrobe malfunctions, Ignis, Faye, and Eric were all in agreement that it was a shame Ignis forgot his leather pants at home, and dammit I have to go to his class after this! WHY, NOTES, WHY?
Astrid: It's okay, it's okay. Have some cold water, I'll finish these out. Ignis also talked with Seivarden about how he probably should have heeded the warning about this week more, and Seivarden wondered if Stark's leather pants were intentional or just luck and she also asked Eric if it might be a recurring thing. I don't know if it was the lack of leather or the lack of something else that made Kyōraku-san change his mind about sticking around, but John certainly did, offering up whiskey and flirtations for Seivarden, getting a discount for the lack of leather this week if he promised to make it up next week from Eric, and appreciating Stark's suggestion of a wardrobe change before getting him a drink.
Astrid: And that concludes our notes for this morning. Tonight's prom, of course, so things should continue to be interesting, and, until next week, everyone, this is Astrid, the normal human...
Troy: And the disco spider!
Astrid: Signing off.
Troy: Shirtless!
**CLICK!**