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Troy "T-Bone" Barnes ([personal profile] x_discospider_x) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-03-19 04:13 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, March 19th.

Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Troy:...and we're back. And I still can't believe that's what they actually use to make crayons! Fascinating, isn't that right, Astrid?

Astrid: Truly compelling, Troy. And speaking of compelling, it's time for the part of our broadcast that you've all been waiting for, the part that actually gets recorded, and that is...

Both: ~The Radio~.

Troy: Nice.

Astrid: In our first order of business for yesterday's news, we have, of course, ~The School~, wherein Shop Class learned how to sand cast and Advanced Teamwork threw knives at boars--yes, those are actual words I read. Ignis had his usual office hours, as well.

Troy: We actually have a note for...~The Dorms~ today, and that's that Eleanor got accepted into college! Which is actually pretty great. Good job, Eleanor! They're gonna love you at college!

Astrid: Well, maybe not the professors. Give 'em hell, Eleanor.

Troy: And moving on to ~The Town, Duke was drinking a lot of coffee...and I mean a lot....at Luke's, Diego got distracted by magazines at the Perk, I tried to figure out if I ate my sandwich or lost it over at Groovy Tunes, and Sabine got some paint delivered to Wellspring Arms, which she told her boss that it was for meditation and then explained things like radio and invasions to him because apparently no one had yet? So, hey, if you're finally listening....what's up, Sabine's boss? Friday mornings are definitely the best ones, FYI, that's just a fact.

Anyway, Lucifer brought some Guinness chocolate mousse over to the Cape Rouge so he and Duke could...you know...

Astrid: Cook dinner?

Troy: *snort* Yeah. Cook dinner. That's it. And thanks for putting that in my head right before my cooking class.

Astrid: Maybe you guys'll get to make sausage.

Troy: ....

...you know what? I can't even be mad at you for that one, that was pretty good.

*sound of a high five*

Astrid: And on that note, I think it's time for us to sign off. This has been Astrid, the normal human...

Troy: And the disco spider...

Astrid: Have a good, hopefully quiet weekend, guys.

Troy: PEACE.

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