Fandom Radio- Sunday, January 10

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Alexis: Good morning, you lovely people! This is Alexis Rose, here with all the important news of the day-

Jaye: I'm Jaye!

Alexis: ...And this is my... co-host, I guess, who insists on sticking around. Like, you're really little, can you even read?

Jaye: Nope!

Alexis: So why are you still here?

Jaye: 'Cause it bugs you.

Alexis: *sigh*

Anyway, in the dorms, Alara called home. It doesn't say what she talked about-

Jaye: Cookies.

Alexis: Pretty sure she didn't talk about cookies.

Jaye: I heard her. Cookies.

Alexis: You did not. You know what, whatever. Number Five was hanging around the coffee pot in the common room, wouldn't even make me a latte, so let's see how he terrorized other kids. Adora came in looking for Catra. I'm sure he had something to do with that. And let's see, he was mean to Wayne, and gave Belle coffee, and Troy was an older kid wanting to know why everyone was small. Belle and Wei Wuxian shared food, and that's cute I guess.

Jaye: I want coffee.

Alexis: Let me go ahead and say that you don't need coffee.

Jaye: I want it, though.

Alexis: No. Oh god don't look like you're going to cry at me. Okay fine I'll drop you off at the Perk after this. Then it's on them.

Jaye: Yay!

Alexis: Then we move on to town, where Ignis was looking for a prince, and Seee-varden? was no help there. That's probably like, a really trendy name. And... Tisarwat was playing a piano when Lucille yelled about it. And Steve woke up to find out that Tony has a ghost butler and a dog. And Duke tried to rob Lucifer, which didn't go well, and then wanted to get in on Octavia stealing a boat.

Jaye: That kid's a menace.

Alexis: You don't know what that means.

Jaye: I do too! My dad says it when he reads the paper!

Alexis: At the trooper station, Diego got Annie to say a swear so he could threaten to arrest her for it. Which is mean, and also hilarious.

Jaye: I wanna say a swear.

Alexis: Do you even know any swears?

Jaye: *microphone feedback*

Alexis: Okay I actually didn't actually think you'd know that one.

Jaye: Do I get arrested now??

Alexis: You don't actually get arrested for saying a swear. See, Barry said a lot of swears at his warehouse- he gets a warehouse?- and he didn't get arrested. Getting arrested is bad. ANYWAY. Miguel talked the staff at Luke's into kid-friendly food.

And then Liam took Nina to get something to eat, and Danny was at a very busy coffee shop.

Jaye: Coffee!!

Alexis: You're all doomed. Annie wasn't supposed to have sugar but she had a donut, and even though it's a secret she told Danny and Liam and a different Steve than before and Stark and now I'm telling you.

Jaye: I'd die without sugar.

Alexis: You would not.

Jaye: Would too.

Alexis: Would not.

Jaye: Would too!

Alexis: Okay fine, you'd die without sugar. Liam told Danny about watching Verity and Nina, and Danny made sure that other Steve ate, so when the other Steve saw Liam he thought he'd make him eat vegetables. Vegetables are good! They're healthy and like, help your pores or something!

Jaye: Vegtables are from hell.

Alexis: You know what, sure. Danny told Duke he's not normally a kid? Oh-kay. Duke wanted to know about Steve's cast, and Steve wanted to know about Stark's mask, and Liam encouraged Stark to get co- uh, the C-word, and Danny was just happy to see another adult. We're not that bad.

Jaye: Yeah!

Alexis: This has been Alexis Rose... I feel like I should have a good sign off.

Jaye: Where's my coffee?