fandom_radio | Fandom Radio- Sunday, October 4

Ray: Goooood morning, Fandooooom. This is-

Jaye: Good morning, Fandom, this is Jaye, and my sloth.

Ray: -Raaaaaay.

Jaye: *sigh* It's going to be a long radio. And I want it on record that I am not okay with any of this.

Ray: Whyyyyyy nooooot?

*long silence*

Jaye: I see you, being a jerk on purpose. Oh look, there are actual dorms notes. Adora got a wakeup surprise in the form of a cat named Ryder, which woke up Miles, who had a dog named Luna and a not so great text.

Alexis spent her morning in the second floor common room watching TV with a peacock named Preston, which when I say it that way, it sounds like a children's book. Troy came in looking for a monkey named Annie's Boobs, and he, Arabella and her sheep named Oscar tried to figure out if it's demons or demons.

Ray: Daaaaaeeemoooons.

Jaye: That's what I said.

Ray: Nooooo yoooouuu didn'ttttt.

Jaye: Demons.

Ray: Daaaaeeee-

Jaye: Alexis tried to make sure Annie's Boobs wasn't named after a girlfriend-

Ray: -mooooons.

Jaye: Alexis and Arabella found time to bond over celebrity gossip, and Tahani wanted to know if anyone could help with a giraffe who couldn't fit inside the dorms. Arabella tried to figure out what a bread sandwich was to help her, Troy and Annie's Boobs offered to help get Azzaa inside, and Lana showed up with a... Sith hound named Gemis, which didn't eat Alexis even when her peacock was extra about tea, and Arabella compared him to something from back home. Troy decided Gemis was a dinosaur, and Wei Wuxian got attention from Troy, Alexis and Arabella for his bunny.

Ray: Nooooooot diiiiiiirtyyyyy.

Jaye: I support this clarification, but I wish you could say things like, seven hundred times faster. And then Nina brought her snake Dahanain up to the roof for a picnic, and invited Astrid and her dove Bodil to sit with them, which led to Astrid having to leave and come back with art supplies. Nina greeted Shuri as a minion, which her big honkin' black panther Fundiswa took issue with, and Shuri told Astrid he's not a representation for her father.

Ray: Thaaaat woooould beeee aaaawkwaaaard.

Jaye: You're telling me. And Juillenne told Nina that this sort of reminds her of home, and also Camden talks now. Sure, okay.

Ray: In tooooooown-

Jaye: Why don't I jump in there, champ? New Steve and Danny had breakfast while dealing with a cat named Jo and an otter named Kailani, and I'm not sure how well otters do in an apartment except that I bet it involves a lot of time in the bathtub. Shunsui had a rough wakeup until he found out there was a moth in his room, which is the weird Fandom kind and not the kind that eats your sweaters, I think. Rosa and Miguel got back from a whole mess in time to have a porcupine named Needles and a raven named Arana, while Old Steve and Tony had a cat named Netta and a dog named Charlie, who said they'd been part of them all along.

Ray: Thaaaaat's truuuuuuue!

Jaye: No. No, okay. Just... no.

Ray: It iiiiiis thoooooough.

Jaye: Jesse was doing mayor things at town hall with a hawk named Saiph who had opinions on paperwork, and Diego had a cat following him around the trooper station. Miguel brought Arana to Luke's, which had just... way too many animals to be up to the health code, and Barry found a monkey named Minerva in his warehouse, though he didn't find out her name till Summer came by with her... magical ballerina flying lamb named Tinkles. What the hell.

At JGOB, Magnus and his bear Bernie got bear claws. I don't hate it. Aphra came in to find her terrible goose Mr. Honkers having stolen Bernie's bear claw, and Mr. Honkers also tried to start something with Anakin and his polar bear Anakin what.

Ray: Loooooks liiiiike Miiiisteeeer-

Jaye: Summer and Tinkles came in so she and Magnus could compare daemons-

Ray: -Hoooooonkeeeeers-

Jaye: Octavia brought her snake Regulus in and caught up with Magnus-

Ray: -haaaas aaaaaa-

Jaye: -and Anakin and Wampa the polar bear came in looking for bear claws but he and Magnus compared what it was like waking up with bears in their rooms.

Ray: -deeeeath wiiiiiish.

Jaye: ...

Ray: Whaaaat?

Jaye: Duke was talking to his rat named Fallacy- really?- at the Perk, which got weirdly busy. Annie came in with her dog Joan and got welcomed to Fandom by Duke. It should be noted that as far as I can tell, this Annie is unrelated to Annie's Boobs. She also met Liam and his alien wrist-hugger named Kestrel so the newbie education continues. Annie and Danny realized they have little truth-telling machines with them, and Rey introduced Annie and Joan to her... mouse thing named Tinis and learned about the glory of putting whipped cream on everything.

Ray: Aaaaalso noooooot diiii-

Jaye: Dirty. I just wish you were like a podcast I could listen on 2x and then we'd be fine.

Ray: Iiiii caaaaan't heeeeelp thaaaat Iiiii'm slooooow. Iiiiii'm aaaaa slooooooth. Yooooou're juuuuust iiiimpaaaati-

Jaye: Impatient, I get it.

Ray: -eeeent.

Jaye: Freya walked in arguing with her rat, Frigga, at which point Duke realized the animals might say something about us.

*long pause*

Ray: Yooooou're laaaaaz-

Jaye: I get it, okay. Duke was a little freaked out by Kestel, though Rey was pretty chill about it, and Liam and Danny realized they'll have animal guests for dinner today, and Rey and Tinis watched Duke and Fallacy definitely not argue. Duke and Danny figured that this would be over Monday-

Ray: Buuuuut Jaaaaaye, Iiiii'll aaaaalwaayyyys-

Jaye: Rey made sure Danny's cat wouldn't eat her mouse-

Ray: -beeeee wiiith-

Jaye: Booker walked in arguing with a skunk and Duke encouraged him to go with it while Annie thought it was cute.

Ray: -yooooou.

*long pause*

Jaye: Yeeeeah. I'm Jaye Tyler, and this is my hell.

Fandom Radio- Sunday, October 4

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