fandom_radio | Fandom Radio [Thursday, November 8th]

Pam: Hi, people! Jim's all better! No random scary drunk ladies or bitchy short girls this week! Except me, but I'm not that bitchy.

Jim: And to everyone that I pumpkinned last week, I am so very sorry. But you have to admit, it was kind of funny.

Pam: And there was a cape involved. Capes make it all good.

Jim: That's what I'm going to keep claiming.

Pam: Plus it made you sick, so I think you've paid your dues. And I also paid your dues, because that girl last week was really obnoxious.

Jim: That was kind of funny, too.

Pam: It was meant to be. Doesn't mean I'm doing it again.

Jim: Good. Because that would mean I'm really sick again and I'd rather avoid that.

Pam: Me too. Maybe I should get sick so you have to do this with random people.

Jim: Please don't.

Pam: Because I have so much control over that. Anyway. Onto the broadcast.

School, where there were classes and things of that nature

Pam: Invasions got to play with dinosaurs, and dude, finally, an invadey thing I was here for! And was in! I saw a wee little dinosaur and it...hated me. Because it was a childosaurus and those hate me in all species. Anyway, there was a lecture and then fighting, and Claire talked to Peter Petrelli. Pop Culture talked about music of the nineties through today. Aw, I was a total Backstreet girl. Down with Nsync!

Jim: I keep learning new things about you. Ethics got into Professor Stinson's territory and talked about whether or not love was bad. Students listened to Master Skywalker's take on that and pretty much unanimously disagreed with it. Meanwhile, Jaina checked to see if Qui-Gon got something. The answer is yes. Communications had to give speeches today which is something we have to do in Debate every week only we do it with no preparation. You know, when I go to class. Which I didn't last week because I was sick. Will I go tomorrow? Who knows? I've tasted Friday freedom and it tasted like pumpkins. Then again, pretty much everything tasted like pumpkins last week. Jeff told Professor Next that he can't give a speech or it'll be about boobs and it apparently went downhill from there. Meanwhile, Naminé got a letter from the prof. And US History talked about pre-World War II and I'm sure it was informative as always.

Pam: Also, Yondaime had office hours and was visited by Ino, Bridge opened the library and Professor Next was weird at him, and no one ate lunch today. Sad.

Jim: I had a late breakfast. I'd call it brunch, but Cheerios isn't generally considered brunch.

Pam: What kind of Cheerios?

Jim: Regular.

Pam: Ew.

Jim: I've mentioned the whole pumpkin taste thing from last week. I'm happy with boring right now.

Pam: Thanksgiving is going to suck for you, huh?

Jim: Not if I avoid pumpkin pie.

Pam: That's the best part.

Jim: No, that's the turkey.

Pam: Nuh uh.

Jim: I get a drumstick, so yes. It is.

Pam: But the pie is all Thanksgiving-y. You can have turkey anytime.

Jim: You can have pie anytime, too.

Pam: No, pumpkins are seasonal.

Jim: So's your face.

Pam: Your mom is seasonal.

Jim: That's just uncalled for.

Pam: I'm sorry, my feelings are hurt.

Jim: That doesn't mean that pumpkin pie isn't inferior, though.

Pam: It's not. It's the best part of fall.

Jim: Um, no it's not and look at this, it's time to move on I win.

Dorms, where turkey is superior

Jim: Irulan got ready for her date with a Peter, presumably the one who doesn't have a girlfriend, and River helped. With getting ready, not with the date. Jeff gave Andrew some DVDs to hide from his mother and they talked about Britt Ecklund, whoever that is. Bart was bored so he and popcorn watched a movie with Andrew while off in another room a Johnny watched himself on DVD. Aravis explained to Luke why she was in a bad mood, Luke explained why his dad was in a bad mood, and then kittens made everything better or at least that's what should have happened. And looking at my notes... Seely isn't a kitten. You disappoint me, universe. And looking farther down the page, there is a cat in another room! Only Annette's putting a ribon on it. Why, Annette? That's the first step to dressing your pet up like a sailor with a little hat.

Pam: Admittedly, that'd be pretty cute. But only one time.

Jim: Even the one time is pushing it to me. Anyway, Beauty is loved by AJ and stopped by to tell Annette. And Dean was watching TV when Sam stumbled in.

Pam: That's probably related to what I'm going to read next.

Townies, where stuff happened

Pam: So Sam chatted with Peter Petrelli on the beach and had a vision dun dun dun. That's part of the notes, the music. Anyway, Lana was studying at the bookstore, and Turtle was at Turtle and Canary, where she was visited by Professor Kerrigan, Rikku, you, Annette, and Deadpool. What were you getting?

Jim: I can't talk about it on the air. Top Secret.

Pam: You can write it down.

Jim: *sounds of pencil writing* *sound of Jim handing a sheet over to Pam*

Pam: *sound of reading, because these microphones are that sensitive* Oooh.

Jim: Top Secret.

Pam: Totally. I will tell no one that you're bulk-ordering hamsters and red food coloring.

Jim: Thank you for that.

Pam: Any time. Mel was at the Perk, and Faith stopped by to have some slayer talk, whatever that means, and Isabel had some boysquee, while Sokka did some negotiating. Mary wore a lot of clothes at the hotel, Joanna made fun of Jack's hair at the minigolf course, Rikku was taught how to meditate at Wellspring Arms, Isabel opened Pixie Dust, George Michael had his nuts stolen by seagulls -- not touching that one -- Yitzhak was sad over his ketchup-y wig, Leo was at the Photo Hut, and Groovy Tunes was open.

Jim: Robin opened Caritas tonight and met the new boss who was not the same as the old boss and he gave her a job. Constable Fraser stopped by and talked about how another Caritas bartender flirted with him and I think this means a bar catfight. Nice. Squall had a fruity drink, Mary had a talk about her and George Michael, and Rose had national pride. And in health news, Christian and Doogie had no patients.

Pam: But it's a virtue! Tsk, Doogie.

Jim: Wow, Pam Beesly bringing the puns. Well done.

Pam: I learn from the best.

Jim: I'm the best? Why, thank you.

Pam: I didn't say that.

Jim: You're very mean.

Pam: I'll make it up to you. Say goodnight.

Jim: No. I want to be deemed the best punner.

Pam: Who exactly is the competition?

Jim: Just me.

Pam: There's your answer.

Jim: I'll take that. Goodnight!

Pam: Night!