Fandom Radio :: Tuesday, November 6th.

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Turtle: ...let's try to get this done quickly tonight, Jeff. I still don't feel too good. Look at this. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee, just to help me stay awake right now. Do you realize how much I hate coffee? I usually only drink it when I need to look important.

Jeff: ...I'm leaving! I mean, not 'cos of the coffee or anything, just in general, well, not in general, not forever or anything, I mean I'm leaving for a bit soon, you know, to places.

Turtle: ... ...Jeff, you know I love you and everything, but I really don't think I can follow you very well tonight...Let's just get these done. It's late. I really, really don't want to be out late.

Jeff: ...okay.



SCHOOL: FAST TIMES AT FANDOM HIGH

Turtle: Quickly, now. It's not sa-- cool to be out this late, really. We should be safe and warm and sleeping in places were crazy people can't try to kill us. *ahem* Shop Class laid concrete and cement. Naomi was a TA, and Mad Science did stuff with genetics and a Trans-something-I-Can't-Pronounce-but-It's-not-important-Anyway Ray. Kabuto TA'd. U.S. Government had a test, la. Lana didn't cry.

Jeff: Prophecy class was meeting with an exam and students were tested and Chris and Anathema and Eve and Lana and Annette paired up and Lana and Andros did readings and Lana wrote in Chris's notebook and am I going fast enough yet, Turtle, or should I just give up on pauses all together?

Turtle: No pauses. You're terrible with pauses, anyway, remember?

Jeff: Okay. 15 Ways watched television so there was watching and discussions and TAs and a teacher with flat hair I think I've forgotten how to breathe Anemone was in the library opening and everything and Robin wore a parka - a parka? - and Bart talked about stabbing and ostriches - there were ostriches wearing a parka stabbing books in the library - I'm sort of getting confused at this speed, Turtle. I think I might get whiplash.

Turtle: You're fine. Come on. Then there was food in the cafeteria. Moving on. Miss Kerrigan, Doctor Wilson, and Miss mal Doran all had boring office hours, so why do I even bother? Well, Miss mal Doran had a phone call, but still. Boring.

Jeff: And Professor Anakin has Qui-Gon over and gets phoned by someone named Rory which I hope is a better sort of phoning than I usually get - was anyone naked - and finally there's Jaina who I haven't met and there's still a lot of people I have to meet I feel as if I am missing my meeting quota.


DORMS: QUICKLY, QUICKLY.

Turtle: Irulan has coffee --ugh-- in the second floor common room this morning. A latte, actually, but no time for details, I should already be safely back in the dorms by now. She and River are still talking about Parent's Weekend, Peter of the Petrelli variety apologized to Irulan in advance for anything he might say to offend, which might be a good idea for some people in this studio, ahem, and then Irulan talks about being a princess, or whatever. Jack has coffee and makes bacon.

Jeff: A.J. is on the roof practicing telling someone they're a hot bath and ice cream at the same time which seems a bit odd when you think about it - have you considered counselling because it appears there really is no saving you honestly - and Anders shows up and after staring which honestly it's A.J. and he's hopeless so you should be staring or is he apologizing no staring would be better and things get a bit awkward when someone named Troy pops up in the conversation.

Turtle: Jeff, who cares! You're taking too much time. Give me those notes. Qui-gon meditates, Peter Parker sends e-mails, and Ino needs Kabuto to snark at her after meeting Dick. See? Quick. That's how it's done. Moving on. Oh, God, we should so not be here right now.

TOWN: WHERE TURTLE WILL SUPPORT A CURFEW NOW, OMG.

Turtle: So, Blackheart's not a rabbit anymore, but he's naked at Pixie Dust...isn't that a clothing store? So why would he be nak--- Oh, man, who cares, no time. I shouldn't be out this late, oh my God. And these are blonde squirrel notes; I'm not even going to bother translating them into what really happened. I'll mostly just ignore them. Jeff was at the Arms Hotel and something with a river happened, I don't know, blonde squirrel's on crack and I don't care. Liz is at the Post Office, Ino works at..... WellspringArmsandMeditionCenter whereIwillprobablynevergoagain *deep breath* and Adam's working at the Wonders of the World. I will not disclose my location at this point in time because someone bad could be listening, but Jamie and Marco stop by and they better not have let anyone follow them. Jack works the Photo Hut, and River and Adah made love and elephants or something, ew, at the Perk. I just read what it says, people.

Jeff: Dick is the barman at Caritas tonight and is apparently confusing with someone's sweatshirt involved at Leo - shirts are hard sometimes it's hard to get unstuck and my little sister meets her friend's boyfriend! Which friend - does that mean I have to talk to someone - I still need a book on siblingry.

Turtle: You can worry about it later, when we aren't out later than we should be, Jeff!

Jeff: All right all right! George Michael is selling bananas again and Yithzak is attempting to scar his customers again also and our colleague has her radio show again where Jack wants hairbands - does he have that much hair - and an old man wants public transport and Mister Deadpool talks about Bea Arthur a lot like he does in class and then Melody is banging but it's not in the radio it's at Groovy Tunes and why is the blonde squirrel winking at me again?

Turtle: If anyone shows up to kill me, I'm throwing Blonde Squirrel at them as a meat shield decoy. Doctor Troy was bored for his morning shift at the clinic, which is a good thing. Doctor Keyworth was there, too. And Wyatt had the equally uneventful evening shift.



Turtle: There. Done. Let's get out butts back to the dorms PRONTO; I am not staying in this studio a moment longer.

Jeff: Are you certain there aren't any more notes because I saw some squirrels a few moments ago you never know what they're chittering about do you and TURTLE I'M LEAVING!

Turtle: So am I! Come on!

Jeff: I mean I'm leaving! Home! For a bit!

Turtle: ..... wait. What?

Jeff: My mother's making me go home, I've got an e-ticket and everything, I'm leaving on Saturday, I'm planning an escape at the transfer!

Turtle: ...Whyareyoubringingthisuphere? Dorms. Now. We can talk there, and it's not dangerous there, and, oh my God, I'm shutting the mics off no-- *click*