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Fandom Radio :: Tuesday, October 30th.
Jeff: So, Turtle, what would you like first? I've got the fruit basket here, but I'm not entirely certain if you're allergic to any of them, so perhaps not. And then there's the, er, CDs, and this thing I got off the internet - I love the internet, it's just so useful, isn't it?
Turtle: Jeff...what is all this stuff?
Jeff: Gifts! You know, for you. 'Cos I was an idiot and everything.
Turtle: ...That's a lot of gifts, Jeff.
Jeff: Well, I felt I had to do it properly, you know. Wouldn't want to be caught, er, undergifting.
Turtle: Definitely no threat of that here...Wow. I, uh...And all this is because of last week?
Jeff: Last week was really horrible. This week has gifts! I prefer this week.
Turtle: It's a step up, yes. Think you can keep it going better through the notes?
Jeff: Notes! Right. Let's get those notes coming. Journalism! We're really good at journalism.
SCHOOL: LEARNING TO BE GOOD AT STUFF
Turtle: In the land of learning today, we had classes, like usual. Like Advanced Mad Science, where they talked about minions. I'm a minion, you know, to the best...um, minion-haver there is. And a mountie. They're actually both Canadian, I think. Which just shows that I'm all about international connections; they're very important, but what do you call the person who has the minions, anyway? I guess they would have covered that in class. There was also candy, but no one was really in the mood for any. Maybe they didn't want to overdo it before tomorrow? They got the chance to interact with some guy named Igor who had a hump, which wasn't a lovely lady lump. What does that even mean? Or they could interact with Mimete and her enthusiasm for OTPs. Kabuto fulfilled his TA duties. Just like Andrew and Chris did in Prophemancy in Theory and Practice. Mister Lucifer was a guest in that class today, which meant he was Mister Lucifermancy for the day. Andrew had a very important question, and everyone else took notes. Lana made plans with Chris to watch a movie and then they talked about making a bunch of phone calls; it's to some of Chris' family, which means that it's impossible to keep up with because those crazy Halliwells, lemme tell ya. And then Andrew and Chris talked about how Lana kinda cries a lot. And, well, she does, you know...
Jeff: I was going to blame That Weird Bloke Andrew, but he's not really that bad, he's just got some really weird opinions on movies so I feel we might have to rematch soon. 'Cos seriously, potatoes trumph all! You can't beat potatoes! It's impossible!
Turtle: But you can mash them. So, one of the most amazing people in this world or any other world was a guest for U.S. Government. I have his autograph, you know. He said I was smart. He was impressed with my knowledge of economics, which is saying a lot because he did all that before he became president. Oh, man. It always makes me sad to think I missed a Bartlet visit, he really is the most amazing president ever. I should stalk...errr, visit government class next semester if Professor Lyman teaches it again...Did I mention I have his autograph? Bartlet's? I do. He's awesome! Anyway, the class got to ask President Bartlet questions, like what the most difficult part of being president is (probably nothing for Bartlet, because ohmigod) and what he thought the most important issues in politics today might be, and Lana was a tear-free TA.
Jeff: Shop Class got locked in today! I hope the space wasn't too small, I got locked in my closet once, it was really awful. Luke tried to fix the remote - there's a remote for closets? I really need that for next time, or when Turtle gets stuck in one. There was a TA and Mister Tim was unconscious. ...I can sympathise, closets are like that, all with the unconsciousness and everything.
Turtle: Not all of them, though; just Fandom closets, I think, because I lived in a closet for about a year and nothing like that happened to me. Or it's just Mister Taylor and Jeff have really awful closet luck. Or my closet luck is exceptional. I think I like that one better. Because it involves me and being exceptional.
Jeff: Well, you are, so I suppose that's right. 15 Ways class is bodyguarding! I could use a bodyguard, you know, for when my-- er, enemy comes 'round. Very important, that. Sokka is attempting to lie about his homework but his face is all bruised which tends to be a bit of a giveaway, trust me, Sokka, you don't want to lie when you've got bruises in places, it never works. The students meet their partners again and work through a scenario and for some reason, I think that needs capitals. Situation. You know, to make it sound properly threatening and everything. TAs and Miss Aly are present as usual.
Anemone opens the library and Katara looks for Pumpkinheaded legends. Is that a band? It sounds like it's a band. I wonder if Chad is in it? She does research with Adam and Hoshi. And there's pizza at lunch which I didn't get 'cos Gunther wouldn't let me take a break at the hotel, I think he's still a bit upset about the union thing.
Turtle: Miss Kerrigan discovered the joys of eBay today during her office hours, and Lee had a curious questions. Aren't all questions sort of curious by nature? He asked if Miss Kerrigan had a minute, but somehow I don't think that was the actual question in question. After Mister French Name finished grading papers during his office hours, he did 'not' read trashy romance novels. Kind of in the same way that Turtle & Canary is "not" only the awesomest store ever.
Jeff: Everyone should purchase items at Turtle & Canary.
Turtle: ...even though I know you didn't get any of this stuff at Turtle & Canary, but I think this is an exception, because that would have killed the surprise, I gotta admit.
Jeff: Sometimes you have to make sacrifices. I'm certain Turtle & Canary would have provided better service. Union River's at Professor Anakin's office today! It says they talk about dancing teddy bears, which sounds like it would be really really excellent for a gift, I mean, they're bears and they're dancing, right? Professor Anakin also talks to someone called Jaina who I imagine is a fellow student, hi and everything, I'm Jeff! They talk about someone else called Rory who calls right after, and Doctor Wilson has tea at his office hours.
Turtle: Oh, and the OGID Club (that's 'Oops, God is Dead', in case you didn't know) met today, too, and talked about what to do once God is, you know. Oops. Dead.
Jeff: That sounds a bit inconvenient.
DORMS: WHERE WE LIVE
Turtle: Ino's up on the roof this morning with a blanket from the chill before she starts practicing her hand-to-hand fighting instead.
Jeff: Hello, little sister! I hope you haven't got a cold!
Turtle: ...Oh, that's why that name sounded familiar! Ino's your little sister!
Jeff: She's a really excellent sister, too.
Turtle: Naminé and Weird Mask Guy are all snuggly this morning and talk about possibly moving in together before Fate reigns down and tells them what it thinks about that idea by turning Weird Mask Guy into Weird Mask Chicken. And now we realize that Fandom Chicken might just have been foreshadowing. HMMMM. Johnny McKissyFace McHarlotson waits for his girlfriend, girlfriend shows up, there's kissy, and then they go to the hotel. Beauty is being boring and reading in her room. Her roommate Adah is equally boring and reading, and actually, no, I take that back. Adah's more boring because Beauty's talking to her and she's not even talking back. That's not just boring, it's rude. Anyway, Annette stops by and isn't rude because she talks back to Beauty, about homes, and roses, and interpreting other people's feelings. And I think we need to get that squirrel over there some water, because she's coughing really bad, but she's only coughing out letters. Sounded like an A and a...I don't know, I can't make out the other one. Anyway, so Annette goes back to her room and someone got her roooooooses, and it's all very awww until she tasers herself like a dorkface. Seriously. Tasered herself. It's moments like these that make me wish the squirrels reported in video footage rather than written notes.
Jeff: That would be sort of mean, though. I hope Annette's all right, you know... the... frogs... worry and everything. I mean. That frog thing was just a little misunderstanding! I'm not really interested in frogs, it's just I get a bit nervous where, er...
Turtle: Jeff. What in the world are you talking about?
Jeff: ...Amphibian lungs.
Turtle: ...Sometimes, I'm just really glad I just don't know. And then Jim is all tired in his room. His roommate Dick discusses the benefits of buying Caritas from eBay. You know, I thought about it. I honestly, truly did. But then there completely goes the fun of competing. Collie poked her head in and helps Jim being lazy by being adorable. Awwww.
Jeff: How does that work?
Turtle: Who knows? But it's Jim and Collie, so I'd believe it.
Jeff: Jack is being all odd about his pumpkin hand, it's just a pumpkin! It won't get in your shorts like other things. Gavin talks to Inara about his weekend which was drunken and leaving, apparently. The harlot and his girlfriend are dirty at the Arms like a harlot does. Does he have a pimp? Is the female one it? Lana and Chris have pizza. I like pizza. Pizza is really excellent, I could do with some pizza, the squirrels should bring some in next time. And Luke and Inara are supposed to have a Talk. ...Talks are dangerous, you don't want Talks, you never know what's going to happen with Talks. Will's leaving. I never met her, but I'm certain he must have been really nice. ...Sorry, I meant she, obviously she's a woman, 'cause she's Sulley's big sister and he's coming to say goodbye and everything! And Teddy finds out and there's lots of sad.
Turtle: But then maybe Teddy and Chad can have an Extra Bed Clause like we can have 'cause Miley left.
Jeff: You should set up a contract for them, too, nothing's easier than clauses. And Kabuto wants to know what Ino is doing for Halloween. John Sheppard obviously already knows 'cos he's got a costume! He gets to see Molly's pumpkin hair. Molly has pumpkin hair? Meanwhile, Seely has snuggle time with his girlfriend as one should with girlfriends. That's very important.
Turtle: And, tonight, a Group of Intrepid Adventures TM met at the stables. To have the hot chocolate and doughnuts Katara brought because, you know, when I want hot chocolate and doughnuts, I can't think of a better place to have them than in a stable. Adam and Hoshi agree. And then, out of the darkness, emerged a pumpkinheaded horseman who....well, the notes are nibbled on, so I'm just going to assume he figured, "Oh, cool; here I was, putting my horse away, and there's hot chocolate and doughnuts! Awesome! Just where I like to have them!"
Jeff: Can I have doughnuts? I'm sort of hungry and I can't eat this 'cos I'm allergic.
Turtle: I'm not allergic. Here. And I'll get you doughnuts tomorrow, okay?
Jeff: ...I'm still hungry.
Turtle: You can't possibly be allergic to all of this, Jeff...
Jeff: Well, not all of it, but I wouldn't want to run the risk.
Turtle: And then Beauty and Annette stumbled drunk into Annette's room. No one got tasered this time. Annette fell asleep and then Beauty left. Not nearly as exciting. Although they did throw some of Annette's roses out the window....Um...That's...special.
TOWN: I CAN NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING INTERESTING FOR THIS ONE
Turtle: Constable Fraser of Moose Kicking Awesomeness has a cookie at his apartment. ...Just one? Unless that's supposed to be dirty? Everything's dirty to the squirrels. Whether the cookie was dirty or not, Radio Robin, that's the one who's not a frog, stopped by for a visit and they talked about students and pranking, costumes and pumpkins and then, dramatic pause, 'intentions.' She discovers that, apparently, mounties make good pillows. I bet it has something to do with the hat.
Jeff: All things are clear with Doctor Troy at the clinic! Excellent. Wyatt, too. Even Doctor Keyworth's got nothing! Nice.
Turtle:....Please tell me that this is just an untrustworthy squirrel, Jeff, and that you weren't really looking at porn at the Arms today...Because now I'm starting to feel like maybe all this stuff isn't enough.
Jeff: I wasn't! I didn't have any porn! I was working out how to get you these gifts! I never look at porn at work, it's unhygienic and, and, vastly unethical!
Turtle: ...and then talking about naked women and pimps with Johnny?
Jeff: Turtle? I think the blonde squirrel's put on a wig. I would never talk about naked women, I've got a girlfriend!
Turtle: ...and then streaking and naked bosoms? With Mary, of all people...
Jeff: She wanted regulations for naked streakers at the hotel! I was just making conversation! Bosoms snuck in naturally!
Turtle: ...Oddly enough, I buy all those excuses. This time. Mister Manager George Michael was wearing his 'naner costume at Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand. So, un, George Michael, if you're wearing the costume again, does that mean Apu can stop? Although I'm not sure he'll actually want to now. Speaking of Apu, we have the Turtle & Canary notes, and I have to admit, I was terribly unproductive. But make sure to stop in tomorrow before it's too late to get Halloween candy! We've got great costumes, too! Johnny McKissyFace McHarlotson O'TalkstoMyBoyfriendAboutNakedWomen bought some candy, so maybe I shouldn't pile up his names like that. Or maybe he could not talk to my boyfriend about naked women. And then Billy came in and asked about the stock market, which, blarg, I don't want to talk about it. You know it's bad when I don't want to talk about the stock market.....Ugh. Liz was working at the Post Office and Ino is humming at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. I still kinda need to check that out...
Jeff: I don't know, that sounds like a lot of guns, guns are bad. Except in video games. I like guns in video games, they're so realistic these days.
Turtle: Jeff, you do know that I own and maintain a firearm, right?
Jeff: Aren't you afraid you might shoot something?
Turtle: ...Only just about all the time. BUT, anyway, notes. Dawn asks the eternal question of too coffee or not to coffee over at the Perk. Dean catches up with her to chat a little bit about Halloween, salt, burning, and Sam's nice neck. Jeez, you people have random conversation. Personally, I think Sam's neck should be shorter. Anything to make that guy even the slightest bit shorter. Seriously, I had to dance with him at homecoming and I still think my neck is sore from having to look up. Luke also talks to Dawn, although about different, though equally random topics like how the shop teacher will most likely end up killing himself and how Gavin told everyone from Luke's future about how Luke is a dork, which wouldn't be a problem, Luke, if you weren't a dork. Dawn is Miss Popularity, I guess, because River catches up with her, too, talking about how Faith is here to stay and about River's space ship. And then, Molly shows up, and blah blah blah, chatting, and Molly needs some sugar, baby, and they talk about college applications. Which thankfully I don't have to worry about for a few more years and then I only want to go to one college anyway, and I'm positive I'll get in, soo....y'know.
Jeff: Our colleague has radio! And our employer shows his bottom. His... pumpkin bottom? I wonder what that's like. Does that mean it's all orange and everything? Is it hard to sit on? What does a pumpkin bottom look like? Turtle, I don't have a pumpkin bottom, do I?
Turtle: ...No comment.
Jeff: Jack's got pumpkin hands at the Photo Hut amazing Hoshi and Leo, and Melody has Britney albums on sale. Chad won't let me get near Britney, I wonder if she's good? Robin wants her spooky music. Or is it his? I'm not certain, it's a frog. Namine opens Cafe Fina with a chicken. Is that a bit like pumpkin hands? It must be, 'cos Leo's got one, too! And Cassandra wants a job. I hope she likes pumpkins. In far less interesting news, Blackheart turns into a rabbit and Tink mocks him a lot. He can't help it, can he? He's a rabbit! Sometimes it happens!
Turtle: Yeah, just wait until Miss Bell herself turns into something. It's bound to happen. It happens to just about everyone around here. And then she'll know.
Jeff: The pumpkin rider is out tonight. That explains a lot. I think I had a dream like that, once, except my-- well, that's not really relevant. Isabel gets one in the hand, Molly has pumpkin hair - that might be fashionable! - Dean Jones gets pumpkin all over her rotten mood, and Johnny Blaze gets one in the knee. Sokka turns into fruit! Trust me, it's a lot better than a television. Or an otter. And Mister Cable gets a 'techno-organic pumpkin hand' but I'm not entirely certain what that means, the squirrel seems excited, though. Is that a bit like televisions?
Turtle: I think it's, like, a dance club for hippies. You know, techno. Organic. Probably German.
Jeff: Mister Cable has a pumpkin shaped like a hippie dance club on his hand? That sounds sort of awful. Unless he's into that sort of thing. I don't judge.
Turtle: I do think we have a cream for that, though, at Turtle & Canary.
Jeff: Turtle & Canary has everything! At the Devil's Nest, Mister Phale is tending bar. There's another pumpkin hand there, but it belongs to Leo so technically it's just the same pumpkin hand, just placed in a slightly different location. And Mister Lucifer tells Mister Phale he's leaving which seems to be going 'round a bit lately. I hope it's not catching, I like here.
Turtle: Over at Caritas, Dick's placing his bid on the bar, and I'm going to go home tonight and outbid him just to be a jerk, mwa ha ha. Robin the Frog is plucking out a tune to set the mood for tomorrow, and hangs out at the bar. Beauty and Annette show up together so that Beauty can meet Dick, and then they get completely drunk off of shots and, once again, I repeat my comment about wishing we had video footage instead of written notes.
Turtle: And that, my friends, is all she wrote. Which just leaves me wondering how we're going to get all this stuff out of this studio...
Jeff: I got Nana to carry some of it on the way in. Say hello to the people of Fandom, Nana!
*momentary silence, then a truly horrible noise that sounds like a microphone getting bodychecked by a large dog*
Turtle: Jeff...what is all this stuff?
Jeff: Gifts! You know, for you. 'Cos I was an idiot and everything.
Turtle: ...That's a lot of gifts, Jeff.
Jeff: Well, I felt I had to do it properly, you know. Wouldn't want to be caught, er, undergifting.
Turtle: Definitely no threat of that here...Wow. I, uh...And all this is because of last week?
Jeff: Last week was really horrible. This week has gifts! I prefer this week.
Turtle: It's a step up, yes. Think you can keep it going better through the notes?
Jeff: Notes! Right. Let's get those notes coming. Journalism! We're really good at journalism.
SCHOOL: LEARNING TO BE GOOD AT STUFF
Turtle: In the land of learning today, we had classes, like usual. Like Advanced Mad Science, where they talked about minions. I'm a minion, you know, to the best...um, minion-haver there is. And a mountie. They're actually both Canadian, I think. Which just shows that I'm all about international connections; they're very important, but what do you call the person who has the minions, anyway? I guess they would have covered that in class. There was also candy, but no one was really in the mood for any. Maybe they didn't want to overdo it before tomorrow? They got the chance to interact with some guy named Igor who had a hump, which wasn't a lovely lady lump. What does that even mean? Or they could interact with Mimete and her enthusiasm for OTPs. Kabuto fulfilled his TA duties. Just like Andrew and Chris did in Prophemancy in Theory and Practice. Mister Lucifer was a guest in that class today, which meant he was Mister Lucifermancy for the day. Andrew had a very important question, and everyone else took notes. Lana made plans with Chris to watch a movie and then they talked about making a bunch of phone calls; it's to some of Chris' family, which means that it's impossible to keep up with because those crazy Halliwells, lemme tell ya. And then Andrew and Chris talked about how Lana kinda cries a lot. And, well, she does, you know...
Jeff: I was going to blame That Weird Bloke Andrew, but he's not really that bad, he's just got some really weird opinions on movies so I feel we might have to rematch soon. 'Cos seriously, potatoes trumph all! You can't beat potatoes! It's impossible!
Turtle: But you can mash them. So, one of the most amazing people in this world or any other world was a guest for U.S. Government. I have his autograph, you know. He said I was smart. He was impressed with my knowledge of economics, which is saying a lot because he did all that before he became president. Oh, man. It always makes me sad to think I missed a Bartlet visit, he really is the most amazing president ever. I should stalk...errr, visit government class next semester if Professor Lyman teaches it again...Did I mention I have his autograph? Bartlet's? I do. He's awesome! Anyway, the class got to ask President Bartlet questions, like what the most difficult part of being president is (probably nothing for Bartlet, because ohmigod) and what he thought the most important issues in politics today might be, and Lana was a tear-free TA.
Jeff: Shop Class got locked in today! I hope the space wasn't too small, I got locked in my closet once, it was really awful. Luke tried to fix the remote - there's a remote for closets? I really need that for next time, or when Turtle gets stuck in one. There was a TA and Mister Tim was unconscious. ...I can sympathise, closets are like that, all with the unconsciousness and everything.
Turtle: Not all of them, though; just Fandom closets, I think, because I lived in a closet for about a year and nothing like that happened to me. Or it's just Mister Taylor and Jeff have really awful closet luck. Or my closet luck is exceptional. I think I like that one better. Because it involves me and being exceptional.
Jeff: Well, you are, so I suppose that's right. 15 Ways class is bodyguarding! I could use a bodyguard, you know, for when my-- er, enemy comes 'round. Very important, that. Sokka is attempting to lie about his homework but his face is all bruised which tends to be a bit of a giveaway, trust me, Sokka, you don't want to lie when you've got bruises in places, it never works. The students meet their partners again and work through a scenario and for some reason, I think that needs capitals. Situation. You know, to make it sound properly threatening and everything. TAs and Miss Aly are present as usual.
Anemone opens the library and Katara looks for Pumpkinheaded legends. Is that a band? It sounds like it's a band. I wonder if Chad is in it? She does research with Adam and Hoshi. And there's pizza at lunch which I didn't get 'cos Gunther wouldn't let me take a break at the hotel, I think he's still a bit upset about the union thing.
Turtle: Miss Kerrigan discovered the joys of eBay today during her office hours, and Lee had a curious questions. Aren't all questions sort of curious by nature? He asked if Miss Kerrigan had a minute, but somehow I don't think that was the actual question in question. After Mister French Name finished grading papers during his office hours, he did 'not' read trashy romance novels. Kind of in the same way that Turtle & Canary is "not" only the awesomest store ever.
Jeff: Everyone should purchase items at Turtle & Canary.
Turtle: ...even though I know you didn't get any of this stuff at Turtle & Canary, but I think this is an exception, because that would have killed the surprise, I gotta admit.
Jeff: Sometimes you have to make sacrifices. I'm certain Turtle & Canary would have provided better service. Union River's at Professor Anakin's office today! It says they talk about dancing teddy bears, which sounds like it would be really really excellent for a gift, I mean, they're bears and they're dancing, right? Professor Anakin also talks to someone called Jaina who I imagine is a fellow student, hi and everything, I'm Jeff! They talk about someone else called Rory who calls right after, and Doctor Wilson has tea at his office hours.
Turtle: Oh, and the OGID Club (that's 'Oops, God is Dead', in case you didn't know) met today, too, and talked about what to do once God is, you know. Oops. Dead.
Jeff: That sounds a bit inconvenient.
DORMS: WHERE WE LIVE
Turtle: Ino's up on the roof this morning with a blanket from the chill before she starts practicing her hand-to-hand fighting instead.
Jeff: Hello, little sister! I hope you haven't got a cold!
Turtle: ...Oh, that's why that name sounded familiar! Ino's your little sister!
Jeff: She's a really excellent sister, too.
Turtle: Naminé and Weird Mask Guy are all snuggly this morning and talk about possibly moving in together before Fate reigns down and tells them what it thinks about that idea by turning Weird Mask Guy into Weird Mask Chicken. And now we realize that Fandom Chicken might just have been foreshadowing. HMMMM. Johnny McKissyFace McHarlotson waits for his girlfriend, girlfriend shows up, there's kissy, and then they go to the hotel. Beauty is being boring and reading in her room. Her roommate Adah is equally boring and reading, and actually, no, I take that back. Adah's more boring because Beauty's talking to her and she's not even talking back. That's not just boring, it's rude. Anyway, Annette stops by and isn't rude because she talks back to Beauty, about homes, and roses, and interpreting other people's feelings. And I think we need to get that squirrel over there some water, because she's coughing really bad, but she's only coughing out letters. Sounded like an A and a...I don't know, I can't make out the other one. Anyway, so Annette goes back to her room and someone got her roooooooses, and it's all very awww until she tasers herself like a dorkface. Seriously. Tasered herself. It's moments like these that make me wish the squirrels reported in video footage rather than written notes.
Jeff: That would be sort of mean, though. I hope Annette's all right, you know... the... frogs... worry and everything. I mean. That frog thing was just a little misunderstanding! I'm not really interested in frogs, it's just I get a bit nervous where, er...
Turtle: Jeff. What in the world are you talking about?
Jeff: ...Amphibian lungs.
Turtle: ...Sometimes, I'm just really glad I just don't know. And then Jim is all tired in his room. His roommate Dick discusses the benefits of buying Caritas from eBay. You know, I thought about it. I honestly, truly did. But then there completely goes the fun of competing. Collie poked her head in and helps Jim being lazy by being adorable. Awwww.
Jeff: How does that work?
Turtle: Who knows? But it's Jim and Collie, so I'd believe it.
Jeff: Jack is being all odd about his pumpkin hand, it's just a pumpkin! It won't get in your shorts like other things. Gavin talks to Inara about his weekend which was drunken and leaving, apparently. The harlot and his girlfriend are dirty at the Arms like a harlot does. Does he have a pimp? Is the female one it? Lana and Chris have pizza. I like pizza. Pizza is really excellent, I could do with some pizza, the squirrels should bring some in next time. And Luke and Inara are supposed to have a Talk. ...Talks are dangerous, you don't want Talks, you never know what's going to happen with Talks. Will's leaving. I never met her, but I'm certain he must have been really nice. ...Sorry, I meant she, obviously she's a woman, 'cause she's Sulley's big sister and he's coming to say goodbye and everything! And Teddy finds out and there's lots of sad.
Turtle: But then maybe Teddy and Chad can have an Extra Bed Clause like we can have 'cause Miley left.
Jeff: You should set up a contract for them, too, nothing's easier than clauses. And Kabuto wants to know what Ino is doing for Halloween. John Sheppard obviously already knows 'cos he's got a costume! He gets to see Molly's pumpkin hair. Molly has pumpkin hair? Meanwhile, Seely has snuggle time with his girlfriend as one should with girlfriends. That's very important.
Turtle: And, tonight, a Group of Intrepid Adventures TM met at the stables. To have the hot chocolate and doughnuts Katara brought because, you know, when I want hot chocolate and doughnuts, I can't think of a better place to have them than in a stable. Adam and Hoshi agree. And then, out of the darkness, emerged a pumpkinheaded horseman who....well, the notes are nibbled on, so I'm just going to assume he figured, "Oh, cool; here I was, putting my horse away, and there's hot chocolate and doughnuts! Awesome! Just where I like to have them!"
Jeff: Can I have doughnuts? I'm sort of hungry and I can't eat this 'cos I'm allergic.
Turtle: I'm not allergic. Here. And I'll get you doughnuts tomorrow, okay?
Jeff: ...I'm still hungry.
Turtle: You can't possibly be allergic to all of this, Jeff...
Jeff: Well, not all of it, but I wouldn't want to run the risk.
Turtle: And then Beauty and Annette stumbled drunk into Annette's room. No one got tasered this time. Annette fell asleep and then Beauty left. Not nearly as exciting. Although they did throw some of Annette's roses out the window....Um...That's...special.
TOWN: I CAN NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING INTERESTING FOR THIS ONE
Turtle: Constable Fraser of Moose Kicking Awesomeness has a cookie at his apartment. ...Just one? Unless that's supposed to be dirty? Everything's dirty to the squirrels. Whether the cookie was dirty or not, Radio Robin, that's the one who's not a frog, stopped by for a visit and they talked about students and pranking, costumes and pumpkins and then, dramatic pause, 'intentions.' She discovers that, apparently, mounties make good pillows. I bet it has something to do with the hat.
Jeff: All things are clear with Doctor Troy at the clinic! Excellent. Wyatt, too. Even Doctor Keyworth's got nothing! Nice.
Turtle:....Please tell me that this is just an untrustworthy squirrel, Jeff, and that you weren't really looking at porn at the Arms today...Because now I'm starting to feel like maybe all this stuff isn't enough.
Jeff: I wasn't! I didn't have any porn! I was working out how to get you these gifts! I never look at porn at work, it's unhygienic and, and, vastly unethical!
Turtle: ...and then talking about naked women and pimps with Johnny?
Jeff: Turtle? I think the blonde squirrel's put on a wig. I would never talk about naked women, I've got a girlfriend!
Turtle: ...and then streaking and naked bosoms? With Mary, of all people...
Jeff: She wanted regulations for naked streakers at the hotel! I was just making conversation! Bosoms snuck in naturally!
Turtle: ...Oddly enough, I buy all those excuses. This time. Mister Manager George Michael was wearing his 'naner costume at Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand. So, un, George Michael, if you're wearing the costume again, does that mean Apu can stop? Although I'm not sure he'll actually want to now. Speaking of Apu, we have the Turtle & Canary notes, and I have to admit, I was terribly unproductive. But make sure to stop in tomorrow before it's too late to get Halloween candy! We've got great costumes, too! Johnny McKissyFace McHarlotson O'TalkstoMyBoyfriendAboutNakedWomen bought some candy, so maybe I shouldn't pile up his names like that. Or maybe he could not talk to my boyfriend about naked women. And then Billy came in and asked about the stock market, which, blarg, I don't want to talk about it. You know it's bad when I don't want to talk about the stock market.....Ugh. Liz was working at the Post Office and Ino is humming at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. I still kinda need to check that out...
Jeff: I don't know, that sounds like a lot of guns, guns are bad. Except in video games. I like guns in video games, they're so realistic these days.
Turtle: Jeff, you do know that I own and maintain a firearm, right?
Jeff: Aren't you afraid you might shoot something?
Turtle: ...Only just about all the time. BUT, anyway, notes. Dawn asks the eternal question of too coffee or not to coffee over at the Perk. Dean catches up with her to chat a little bit about Halloween, salt, burning, and Sam's nice neck. Jeez, you people have random conversation. Personally, I think Sam's neck should be shorter. Anything to make that guy even the slightest bit shorter. Seriously, I had to dance with him at homecoming and I still think my neck is sore from having to look up. Luke also talks to Dawn, although about different, though equally random topics like how the shop teacher will most likely end up killing himself and how Gavin told everyone from Luke's future about how Luke is a dork, which wouldn't be a problem, Luke, if you weren't a dork. Dawn is Miss Popularity, I guess, because River catches up with her, too, talking about how Faith is here to stay and about River's space ship. And then, Molly shows up, and blah blah blah, chatting, and Molly needs some sugar, baby, and they talk about college applications. Which thankfully I don't have to worry about for a few more years and then I only want to go to one college anyway, and I'm positive I'll get in, soo....y'know.
Jeff: Our colleague has radio! And our employer shows his bottom. His... pumpkin bottom? I wonder what that's like. Does that mean it's all orange and everything? Is it hard to sit on? What does a pumpkin bottom look like? Turtle, I don't have a pumpkin bottom, do I?
Turtle: ...No comment.
Jeff: Jack's got pumpkin hands at the Photo Hut amazing Hoshi and Leo, and Melody has Britney albums on sale. Chad won't let me get near Britney, I wonder if she's good? Robin wants her spooky music. Or is it his? I'm not certain, it's a frog. Namine opens Cafe Fina with a chicken. Is that a bit like pumpkin hands? It must be, 'cos Leo's got one, too! And Cassandra wants a job. I hope she likes pumpkins. In far less interesting news, Blackheart turns into a rabbit and Tink mocks him a lot. He can't help it, can he? He's a rabbit! Sometimes it happens!
Turtle: Yeah, just wait until Miss Bell herself turns into something. It's bound to happen. It happens to just about everyone around here. And then she'll know.
Jeff: The pumpkin rider is out tonight. That explains a lot. I think I had a dream like that, once, except my-- well, that's not really relevant. Isabel gets one in the hand, Molly has pumpkin hair - that might be fashionable! - Dean Jones gets pumpkin all over her rotten mood, and Johnny Blaze gets one in the knee. Sokka turns into fruit! Trust me, it's a lot better than a television. Or an otter. And Mister Cable gets a 'techno-organic pumpkin hand' but I'm not entirely certain what that means, the squirrel seems excited, though. Is that a bit like televisions?
Turtle: I think it's, like, a dance club for hippies. You know, techno. Organic. Probably German.
Jeff: Mister Cable has a pumpkin shaped like a hippie dance club on his hand? That sounds sort of awful. Unless he's into that sort of thing. I don't judge.
Turtle: I do think we have a cream for that, though, at Turtle & Canary.
Jeff: Turtle & Canary has everything! At the Devil's Nest, Mister Phale is tending bar. There's another pumpkin hand there, but it belongs to Leo so technically it's just the same pumpkin hand, just placed in a slightly different location. And Mister Lucifer tells Mister Phale he's leaving which seems to be going 'round a bit lately. I hope it's not catching, I like here.
Turtle: Over at Caritas, Dick's placing his bid on the bar, and I'm going to go home tonight and outbid him just to be a jerk, mwa ha ha. Robin the Frog is plucking out a tune to set the mood for tomorrow, and hangs out at the bar. Beauty and Annette show up together so that Beauty can meet Dick, and then they get completely drunk off of shots and, once again, I repeat my comment about wishing we had video footage instead of written notes.
Turtle: And that, my friends, is all she wrote. Which just leaves me wondering how we're going to get all this stuff out of this studio...
Jeff: I got Nana to carry some of it on the way in. Say hello to the people of Fandom, Nana!
*momentary silence, then a truly horrible noise that sounds like a microphone getting bodychecked by a large dog*
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But since the Pumpkinhead Horseman was again stalking the night, it was more likely that somewhere a radio had been turned into a pumpkin. It's just the way these things went, you know.