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fandom_radio2019-08-03 08:27 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2019-08-03 08:27 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday, August 3rd
Who has two thumbs and a flying raccoon onesie? It! Is! ME!
... Well, with all the pixels the thumbs are a bit ambiguous maybe but my point remains I managed to score a leaf and now nothing can stop me, not even really cute ghosts I mean honestly are they supposed to be scary c'mon guys, they hide when you look at them. The dark kinda sucks but at least the sun isn't trying to murder people anymore, my forecast today is tolerable heat for the first time in like months with a side of Boo.
I'm allowed to call them cute. I was actually possessed by one of those little guys once. On the air. If one of them gets any weird ideas today I'm grabbing one of those flowers and fireballing their spectral behinds.
Anyway, hi, Fandom, this is Sparkle, and I have news! More or less! Starting with the school stuff as usual, with Fosse throwing barrels at students and teachers alike in Fandom Gladiators, and I'm sure he's been wanting to do that for years. Gods and Monsters discussed foxes today, and heeey do I have a friend who would have gotten a kick out of that lesson. And Deadpool's class about Breaking Shit totally demolished a Sega and I am both sorry I'm not a student anymore and kinda wish I had a Sega.
... Wait, I'm an adult human person with a job, I'm hitting up Ebay after this.
The students were being boring in the dorms so we'll move on to town, where Liam might've almost kicked in Calvin's face at the Troopa Station before fielding calls about beanstalks. Keyleth was impressively patient with the hostile plants at Covent Garden, I would've threatened those suckers with a bottle of ranch dressing. Vette mostly just seemed happy to have made it to work at Wellspring Arms, Sidon was a bit the same way at Furnado, and Jack did a little bit of texting with Kaidan before interrupting Kanan's meditation in order to make him strip and I'm not even reading the rest of this note because it's kinda amazing without context. Ben was throwing fireballs into the ocean at the beach, and that is a way safer way of playing with those flowers than I would've thought up, so props to you, Ben. And Fjord had a giant boot at Caritas, which he was all too happy to let Amaya test drive if she wanted and that is really, actually a combination of words I just read on the air my day is already amazing.
I'm gonna go fly around and tease the Boos some more, if I start making a bunch of really bad boo puns on like every word that has an 'oo' sound in it, tell Atton, he's dealt with that before.
... Well, with all the pixels the thumbs are a bit ambiguous maybe but my point remains I managed to score a leaf and now nothing can stop me, not even really cute ghosts I mean honestly are they supposed to be scary c'mon guys, they hide when you look at them. The dark kinda sucks but at least the sun isn't trying to murder people anymore, my forecast today is tolerable heat for the first time in like months with a side of Boo.
I'm allowed to call them cute. I was actually possessed by one of those little guys once. On the air. If one of them gets any weird ideas today I'm grabbing one of those flowers and fireballing their spectral behinds.
Anyway, hi, Fandom, this is Sparkle, and I have news! More or less! Starting with the school stuff as usual, with Fosse throwing barrels at students and teachers alike in Fandom Gladiators, and I'm sure he's been wanting to do that for years. Gods and Monsters discussed foxes today, and heeey do I have a friend who would have gotten a kick out of that lesson. And Deadpool's class about Breaking Shit totally demolished a Sega and I am both sorry I'm not a student anymore and kinda wish I had a Sega.
... Wait, I'm an adult human person with a job, I'm hitting up Ebay after this.
The students were being boring in the dorms so we'll move on to town, where Liam might've almost kicked in Calvin's face at the Troopa Station before fielding calls about beanstalks. Keyleth was impressively patient with the hostile plants at Covent Garden, I would've threatened those suckers with a bottle of ranch dressing. Vette mostly just seemed happy to have made it to work at Wellspring Arms, Sidon was a bit the same way at Furnado, and Jack did a little bit of texting with Kaidan before interrupting Kanan's meditation in order to make him strip and I'm not even reading the rest of this note because it's kinda amazing without context. Ben was throwing fireballs into the ocean at the beach, and that is a way safer way of playing with those flowers than I would've thought up, so props to you, Ben. And Fjord had a giant boot at Caritas, which he was all too happy to let Amaya test drive if she wanted and that is really, actually a combination of words I just read on the air my day is already amazing.
I'm gonna go fly around and tease the Boos some more, if I start making a bunch of really bad boo puns on like every word that has an 'oo' sound in it, tell Atton, he's dealt with that before.