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Fandom Radio, February 1
Hi, it's Jaye. Who after a week is not yet deadinated. Go, me!
Edumacation
Sam's teaching Shop Class, where they are making of the breakfast. Have you noticed that this school is a little... I dunno, obsessed with breakfast? I get that it's the most important blah blah blah of the blah blah blah, but wow. Chemistry and Bio have tests- suckers- and Forensics talks racial trends in homicide. Those of you in Celtic Studies got to hear about the invasion of someplace to another place. Obviously I care a ton.
Magical Theory talks parapsychology. In the class that actually deals with weird stuff like that on a regular basis, Bel hands back quizzes because Grissom's sick. Veronica's got Sociology of Gender. Advanced Journalism is still on their bias kick, while Not Advanced Journalism reads their poems for the class. Also, Professor Skeeter burns stuff. And Journalistic Integrity, which, has anyone noted what an oxymoron that is?, talks about famous people getting paparazzied and stuff. I think.
Paleontology watches movies and so does Driver's Ed, but you might wanna skip the popcorn for that class. And Self Defense Class plays with sharp things!
Speech? Canceled. You lucky bastards. Same for you Gardening people. US Government talks about oopsies in the Constitution, Us History takes a test, Western Civ recaps, Anthropology talks about our great great great great great great oh my god you get the point granddaddies, and Quantum Physics talks about the 70's. *pause* Yeah, that does say Quantum Physics. Was there a mistake in my notes? Should I be saying history? No? Whatever.
Lizzie Weir had indepdent study with Professor Dream, Professor Lyman is having serious issues with the State of the Union address and I swear I will give you my dad's phone number if you talk some sense into him, Dean Washburn hung in her office, and Dean Zordon plays something called Altered Beast. I want to see them hang sometimes. Dean Washburn and Dean Tube playing video games. Come on.
In the Library, Zero's still all about the trashy novels. She talks to Parker and Angela and Rory about it, and who cares if Crunch and Professor Not-Sam need books. There's also more talk of this study group. When the hell did you people go weird on me? Are the SAT's next week? Did I miss something?
In the TA lounge, Phoebe's worried about her wedding to... Crowley. What? Wait, what? I mean... what? Piper isn't happy about it. I knew she was the smart one.
In the clinic, Professor Chaucer helps House move, House and Pippi make beach plans, Parker says goodbye as only Maureen Parkie can, and Dr. Susan sees Pip.
At lunch, Nadia hangs with Walter, Blair watches Jessica read, and Anders hangs with the schmoopfest that is Walter and Victor.
Living Conditions
The gym is popular. I know someone in the listening audience just died of a heart attack from all the shock. John Connor's hanging out, and Angel, Molly, Callisto, Parker, Angela and Bridge all hit the place later. I don't know. Maybe there were cookies involved somehow. Pip, Logan and Angel take some time at the firing range, Walter and Pup look for Nadia's cat, and Lana and Phoebe discuss wedding- FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. *repeated sounds of someone thwapping their own forehead with notes*
Marty watches Nookie in New York in full view of everyone because he's not ashamed. Go on, Marty. Go on with your bad self. I didn't mean that to sound as dirty as it does, really. Walter, Togusa and Victor distract Al from his studies in the third floor common room, and Lana and Allie watch a movie.
Bel and Phoebe fight over this getting married thing, because seriously. Someone beat some sense into her. Stick her in the gym, enough people there will do it. Bel gets broody. You know, I can kinda see why. Walter and Victor wake up together, and it took Jake THREE DAYS of living in a dorm room with Logan to run screaming with his stuff to Krycek's. And my notes say Phoebe is pissed at Crowley now. I don't know. I'm so confused and nothing makes sense anymore.
John and Aeryn talk future stuff, Lee says hi to his good buddy Draco and then finger paints with Kara, which may or may not be dirty in the way that's not obviously dirty. Maybe? Maia says goodbye to Buffy and Veronica is delivering a letter and Anakin stops by and Han is good enough to get out of bed to see her off.
Aziraphale gets a little message, Callynanders think they're being left out of something, and Parker is making a list and checking it twice. And Nadia? Has her cat back. Awwww.
Out and About
So just out of curiosity, where were the troopers to escort new guy Orlin to a nice holding tank after he showed up naked? Seriously. Professor the Tick, how much jail time would public indecency get you? I mean, not you, but... Luckily Ivanova and Edmund fix him up. At least he apologized to Ivanova.
At All and Sundries, Paige looks for art supplies, Edmund's a little taken aback at the giant cat shopping at his store. Get used to it. Quick. You'll adjust. Though I gotta say, Orlin and his weirdness have to win for the day. Your fluffy doll's in the mail. Orlin also heads over to Sparky Repairs for spare parts. Go, new guy. Get out there.
At Emo Park- and I suggest our future mayor actually renames it that- Phoebe and Wilson talk relationships and deep stuff and... stuff. Pippi and House meet up at Galactica Point, and the Baron has Firefighter Tommy fix the damage to his shop. Oh, come on. Adds character.
At Empire Records and Bidet, which seems to be the new town hotspot- go Lucas- Paige stops in again, Orlin learns not to insult metal to Mark, and then Paige kisses Mark. Paige, I'm gonna head...radio broadcast thingie at you. You were doing better!
Pip and Aeryn stop in Blood Gulch Arms, which is fun to say on bad days, Professor Cregg goes to Firefighter Tommy to get well, Orlin's mortal form has a cold- oh-kay, about on par for the course here- and Miho proves that pretty girls don't always need to talk, even when they need medical attention and it might be kinda necessary.
Jarod sings and talks to Lorne at Caritas, Orlin's there, Agatha hangs at the bar, and Pippi is mopey. Which, I gotta say, kind of breaks my brain.
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else
Hey, what's this? My first song dedication!
To Rita and Wilbur Skeeter, from John Crichton and Callisto. Professor Skeeter's married? Huh. Oh, well. This one's for you, you crazy lovebirds.
[song link]
When a man loves a woman
Can’t keep his mind on nothin’ else
He’d trade the world
For a good thing he’s found
If she is bad, he can’t see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down
When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He’d give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that’s the way
It ought to be
When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I got (yeah)
Trying to hold on
To your precious love
Baby please don’t treat me bad
When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He’s the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
’cause baby, baby, baby
I am a man
When a man loves a woman
Well, now I am ded of Bolton. Thanks.
Till next time... Okay, I have nothing. Think something interesting and pretend I said it. It'll make for interesting stories to tell in class tomorrow.
Edumacation
Sam's teaching Shop Class, where they are making of the breakfast. Have you noticed that this school is a little... I dunno, obsessed with breakfast? I get that it's the most important blah blah blah of the blah blah blah, but wow. Chemistry and Bio have tests- suckers- and Forensics talks racial trends in homicide. Those of you in Celtic Studies got to hear about the invasion of someplace to another place. Obviously I care a ton.
Magical Theory talks parapsychology. In the class that actually deals with weird stuff like that on a regular basis, Bel hands back quizzes because Grissom's sick. Veronica's got Sociology of Gender. Advanced Journalism is still on their bias kick, while Not Advanced Journalism reads their poems for the class. Also, Professor Skeeter burns stuff. And Journalistic Integrity, which, has anyone noted what an oxymoron that is?, talks about famous people getting paparazzied and stuff. I think.
Paleontology watches movies and so does Driver's Ed, but you might wanna skip the popcorn for that class. And Self Defense Class plays with sharp things!
Speech? Canceled. You lucky bastards. Same for you Gardening people. US Government talks about oopsies in the Constitution, Us History takes a test, Western Civ recaps, Anthropology talks about our great great great great great great oh my god you get the point granddaddies, and Quantum Physics talks about the 70's. *pause* Yeah, that does say Quantum Physics. Was there a mistake in my notes? Should I be saying history? No? Whatever.
Lizzie Weir had indepdent study with Professor Dream, Professor Lyman is having serious issues with the State of the Union address and I swear I will give you my dad's phone number if you talk some sense into him, Dean Washburn hung in her office, and Dean Zordon plays something called Altered Beast. I want to see them hang sometimes. Dean Washburn and Dean Tube playing video games. Come on.
In the Library, Zero's still all about the trashy novels. She talks to Parker and Angela and Rory about it, and who cares if Crunch and Professor Not-Sam need books. There's also more talk of this study group. When the hell did you people go weird on me? Are the SAT's next week? Did I miss something?
In the TA lounge, Phoebe's worried about her wedding to... Crowley. What? Wait, what? I mean... what? Piper isn't happy about it. I knew she was the smart one.
In the clinic, Professor Chaucer helps House move, House and Pippi make beach plans, Parker says goodbye as only Maureen Parkie can, and Dr. Susan sees Pip.
At lunch, Nadia hangs with Walter, Blair watches Jessica read, and Anders hangs with the schmoopfest that is Walter and Victor.
Living Conditions
The gym is popular. I know someone in the listening audience just died of a heart attack from all the shock. John Connor's hanging out, and Angel, Molly, Callisto, Parker, Angela and Bridge all hit the place later. I don't know. Maybe there were cookies involved somehow. Pip, Logan and Angel take some time at the firing range, Walter and Pup look for Nadia's cat, and Lana and Phoebe discuss wedding- FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. *repeated sounds of someone thwapping their own forehead with notes*
Marty watches Nookie in New York in full view of everyone because he's not ashamed. Go on, Marty. Go on with your bad self. I didn't mean that to sound as dirty as it does, really. Walter, Togusa and Victor distract Al from his studies in the third floor common room, and Lana and Allie watch a movie.
Bel and Phoebe fight over this getting married thing, because seriously. Someone beat some sense into her. Stick her in the gym, enough people there will do it. Bel gets broody. You know, I can kinda see why. Walter and Victor wake up together, and it took Jake THREE DAYS of living in a dorm room with Logan to run screaming with his stuff to Krycek's. And my notes say Phoebe is pissed at Crowley now. I don't know. I'm so confused and nothing makes sense anymore.
John and Aeryn talk future stuff, Lee says hi to his good buddy Draco and then finger paints with Kara, which may or may not be dirty in the way that's not obviously dirty. Maybe? Maia says goodbye to Buffy and Veronica is delivering a letter and Anakin stops by and Han is good enough to get out of bed to see her off.
Aziraphale gets a little message, Callynanders think they're being left out of something, and Parker is making a list and checking it twice. And Nadia? Has her cat back. Awwww.
Out and About
So just out of curiosity, where were the troopers to escort new guy Orlin to a nice holding tank after he showed up naked? Seriously. Professor the Tick, how much jail time would public indecency get you? I mean, not you, but... Luckily Ivanova and Edmund fix him up. At least he apologized to Ivanova.
At All and Sundries, Paige looks for art supplies, Edmund's a little taken aback at the giant cat shopping at his store. Get used to it. Quick. You'll adjust. Though I gotta say, Orlin and his weirdness have to win for the day. Your fluffy doll's in the mail. Orlin also heads over to Sparky Repairs for spare parts. Go, new guy. Get out there.
At Emo Park- and I suggest our future mayor actually renames it that- Phoebe and Wilson talk relationships and deep stuff and... stuff. Pippi and House meet up at Galactica Point, and the Baron has Firefighter Tommy fix the damage to his shop. Oh, come on. Adds character.
At Empire Records and Bidet, which seems to be the new town hotspot- go Lucas- Paige stops in again, Orlin learns not to insult metal to Mark, and then Paige kisses Mark. Paige, I'm gonna head...radio broadcast thingie at you. You were doing better!
Pip and Aeryn stop in Blood Gulch Arms, which is fun to say on bad days, Professor Cregg goes to Firefighter Tommy to get well, Orlin's mortal form has a cold- oh-kay, about on par for the course here- and Miho proves that pretty girls don't always need to talk, even when they need medical attention and it might be kinda necessary.
Jarod sings and talks to Lorne at Caritas, Orlin's there, Agatha hangs at the bar, and Pippi is mopey. Which, I gotta say, kind of breaks my brain.
Hey, what's this? My first song dedication!
To Rita and Wilbur Skeeter, from John Crichton and Callisto. Professor Skeeter's married? Huh. Oh, well. This one's for you, you crazy lovebirds.
[song link]
When a man loves a woman
Can’t keep his mind on nothin’ else
He’d trade the world
For a good thing he’s found
If she is bad, he can’t see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down
When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Trying to hold on to what he needs
He’d give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that’s the way
It ought to be
When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I got (yeah)
Trying to hold on
To your precious love
Baby please don’t treat me bad
When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He’s the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
’cause baby, baby, baby
I am a man
When a man loves a woman
Well, now I am ded of Bolton. Thanks.
Till next time... Okay, I have nothing. Think something interesting and pretend I said it. It'll make for interesting stories to tell in class tomorrow.
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Rita thinks that tiny and fuzzy would be a good look for John and Callistie.
She went to work planning her revenge.
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[*dies laughing*]
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[*lints jaye liek woah*]
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Well, looks like everyone in the school knows now.
[[OOC: *loves Jaye and thinks she should flail at Phoebe*]]
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