fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 21st, 2007

DICK: Oh jeez...the room is a'spinnin...we might have a problem here, squirrels. I see the words on the page but they're all jumbly. It's a little better if a close this eye but worse when I close the other one. Why oh why did I drink all that tequila? Oh right, my brother was here. That's why.

MEG: Dick!

DICK: Whoa, did I pass out already or is Meg really here in a bathrobe?

MEG: The squirrels gave me a note saying that you were in no shape to do radio by yourself and then they practically dragged me here!

DICK: Those squirrels are very astute. Woo, big word!

MEG: I was in the shower when they gave me the note, Dick!

DICK: Awww, did the squirrels see somebody naked?

MEG: Shut up.

DICK: They boldly saw what only Duncan has seen before.

MEG: Shut up!

School Stuff

DICK: Wait, I can do this part without having to read. Let me guess, Lee opened the library?

MEG: Correct. And Thursday came in with breakfast and Adah came in to talk to Lee.

DICK: The ol' noggin is like a steel trap!

MEG: Suuuuuuure. Anyways, a bunch of teachers had office hours since it's parents weekend and people want to know what their kids are doing here. Anakin and Squall had them and I'm sure they were glad that no one showed. Haku and Zabuza showed up during Aly's office hours. Zabuza tries to steal Steve's cookies during his office hours and Jean-Paul is visited by Charlie's grandfather during his. During Lulu's office hours she was visited by Simon and Maria Schnieder.

DICK: Isn't she married to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

MEG: Shriver, Dick. Maria Shriver is married to Arnold Schwarzenegger. You need to stop drinking so much.

DICK: Quit acting like my mom.

MEG: If I were acting like your mom I'd be in Europe getting botox injected into my face.

DICK: Touché.

Things of the dorm and hotel room type nature

DICK: Let me try this reading thing...

MEG: Why are you covering up one eye?

DICK: I think only my left eye is drunk. The wuss. Let's see...in the gym this morning Seely was working out a little more aggressively than usual. You can't sleep with your girlfriend with parents around either, huh? Know how that feels. Cor stops in and they fight over Aravis, literally. Luckily she's there to stop them.

MEG: *sigh* Guys...

DICK: Whatever, chicks love it when guys fight over them. Outside the dorms there were horsies! Four hungover horsies! Say horsies, Meg.

MEG: Horsies.

DICK: Yes! And in true Sunday tradition, there was flag football. During practice, Sokka agrees to meet Evie's brother. Zhane is watching Andros practice and John was watching his team in action. Not dirty. Also, Xander's mom mistakes Willow for Xander's Willow. That's crazy! You know who I sometimes mistake Willow for?

MEG: Trina Echolls?

DICK: MIND READER!

MEG: I just have no response to that. In my favorite common room, Valentine is throwing a party in the common room for people who didn't have family show up. That's nice of him. Sokka thinks Valentine's idea is a great one until he finds out that Valentine has no family at all. Aw, that's sad. Will and Sokka discuss Fandom Chicken IV: The Chickening. Alright. Never saw the first three. Will compliments Valentine on his idea. Valentine teaches Sokka how to juggle, Demyx and Valentine discuss the world ending. Valentine, Demyx and Sora assure Sokka that there are no Organization XIII guys around. Sokka yells at Demyx for giving him bad advice and keeping him locked out of his room for days. Don't you have a key of your own? Sora and Demyx bond over not having anyone come for them. Neither of them consider this a bad thing. Ginny does an impression of her mother to prove she can do impressions of mothers. She does a mother impression for Sokka as well.

DICK: My turn! And I'll be good, promise. Liz plays with her kitty in her room. Not dirty. Oops, just broke my promise. Andrew visits Neil and gets to know Todd better. Winry gives Ed new automail and he wants to spar to try it out. Spar is a funny word. Like spork. Ino leaves a note for Shikamaru and Chouji before heading out. That was a mouth full. Not dirty. Eaaaaarly this morning Wyatt and Isabel are having a cuddle in the preserve and he tells her why he doesn't like Lana.

MEG: Er...I don't think you were supposed to say that.

DICK: That's what it says in the notes! Blame the squirrel! Moving on, Rikku and Yuna have a good cry on the beach. Chicks. Jeff gets lambasted by his mother and he tries to get Turtle to turn back instead of meeting his mom. I agree with Jeff! Meeting parents sucks! Summer comes back and Chris tells her about his not-dead parents and Lana. Dean goes to the arms to threaten Nathan and they get into a fiiiiiiiight.

MEG: Aw, poor Dean.

DICK: You gonna kiss his boo boos better?

MEG: That's it! You've lost reading privileges! Gimme that paper! Anyways, looks he got the better end of the fight since Peter had to heal his brother's eye later. Zuko got Mel's message where she said I love you and she tries to take it back. That doesn't work! Charlie talks about powers with Nita and Kit. Gavin takes Florian, the hungover horsie, for a trip on the flight sim. Jeez, I hope he didn't throw up in there. Chris and Lana wake up and decide to take things slow and she worries that he doesn't want anyone to know about them.

DICK: Too late. There's no way you can keep secrets here.

MEG: It's not that hard to keep secrets here. I mean, nothing about me has been exposed yet.

DICK: Freshman year my friend Casey and I told Meg that a plate of Jell-O shots were really misshapen Jell-O Jigglers and she ate twelve of them and danced on top of a car like that chick in the Whitesnake video!

MEG: Dick! Oh my god!

DICK: Secret exposed.

MEG: Don't talk to me ever again. I hate you. News, more news. The more news I read the more people will forget what you just said. Er, Ronan got back from wherever he was and checked his messages and John and Jaina have a serious conversation.

DICK: Can I have a guess as to what it's about?

MEG: Ugh. Fine.

DICK: Mozzarella sticks.

MEG: Oookay then. Lee's dad tries to talk to Lee but he's not having it. Barton Blaze talks to Mephistopheles about a bike stunt a couple weeks back. He also invites Johnny Blaze back home for a couple of days. Kat swings by Bridge's room for an inspection. I'm sure it was nice and tidy. Some guy named Mal is babysitting Grace and Dean isn't happy to see him there. Molly finds Karal talking to his cat in the hayloft. Sam and Missouri are on the beach talking about something.

DICK: I know what they were talking about!

MEG: Fine, I'll bite. What were they talking about?

DICK: About how when you're eating mozzarella sticks the cheese comes out in a long string and you keep trying to eat it but it keeps on coming out and then people look at you weird and you eventually just have to shove the whole thing in your mouth and that just leads to you burning your tongue for the sake of not getting looked at weird.

MEG: Where do you get this stuff? Ron and Ginny are bickering. That's not good. Seely is moping in his room until Aravis shows. Aw, that's cute! Z pops by Bridge's room mid-inspection and a drunk Annette is packing and talking to her cat. Honestly, I'm not surprised. Dawn stops by Faith's hotel room before she leaves.

DICK: What was that look for?

MEG: Look? I didn't have a look.

DICK: Yeah, you did. When you said Faith's name. Oh I get it, you're jealous.

MEG: Am not!

DICK: Sooooo are.

MEG: You're imagining things.

Town where town things happen

MEG: Roy shows Rina the beach. It is a nice beach. Aly's parents stop by her place to say goodbye. In other goodbye news, Steve and Bucky say bye and promise to write, Mary and Ed say their goodbyes and so do Leo and Charlie. Fraser goes to see Robin, not the frog, and talk about her friends. Xander shows his mother the roof. Better than showing her the basement I suppose. Zoe, Dean and Sam's dad, Missouri and Bobby all have a discussion. And fine Dick, what were they talking about?

DICK: Whether mozzarella sticks are better with warm or cold marinara sauce.

MEG: Are you hungry or something?

DICK: Might be. Opening stuff news! My favorite! George Michael opens the Naner Stand, Robin opened the Magic Box, Sean opened the Sporting Goods store, Anne opened the Book Haven, Victor Von Doom opens Turtle and Canary and A.J. opens Luke's. Almost said Lick's there for a second. Mary opened up the hotel and Sean stops by for a chat and she meets Leo's brother. Cable opened up Wellspring Arms and Irene comes in to harrumph at him. Whatever the hell that means.

MEG: I'll take it from here. Nana's in the park and Jeff is following her. She comes and tries to slobber on Baroness and Destro and they want to kick the dog! That's so mean! Jeff better had put a stop to that! Karal shows Talia the beach and she kind of wants to stay. Yeah, you say that until you forget who you were for a weekend. Johnny Storm does some flying around Serenity Cove before stopping to show off for Irving. Not surprised. A Victor Von Doom that isn't our Victor Von Doom shows up and scares the hell out of Johnny. But apparently he just wants to be friends. That's so nice! Johnny also argues with Annette. Again, not surprised. Well?

DICK: What?

MEG: Aren't you going to say anything about that? No quippy comment or threat?

DICK: I didn't hear what you said. I was thinking about mozzarella sticks.

MEG: We're getting you some food after this. Speaking of food, there is a parent's weekend brunch at Cafe Fina. There is normal brunch stuff like arriving, mingling, a buffet and tables. Adam and Aisha get a table and he meets Billy's foster parents.

DICK: Hey Meg.

MEG: Ted and Robin talk about the Mountie, their breakup and just decide to blame everything on Barney. Good move. Irving asks Charlie if she likes Fandom despite the weirdness and she totally does. We all do.

DICK: Meg. Meg. Meg. Hey Meg.

MEG: Turtle's parents fill her in on their visits with her teachers. Luke sits next to Dawn and she fills him in on her weekend in the sewers. Ew. Buffy, the older one, is all oh em gee at Dawn and they get into a fight over her Watcher-ing. That's no good. Kawalsky says hi to English Peter.

DICK: Meeeeeeeeeeeeg Maaaaaaaaanning.

MEG: Ignoring you so we can get this done! In case you haven't noticed the only thing standing between me and the October cold is a bathrobe! I'm freezing! Dominic wants to know why Anenome is angry with him and she tells him why. She also introduces Dominic to Billy. Roy and Alanna talk about Aly. Luke mistakes Alanna for someone else because of the red hair and Bridge is all HI at her. Cute! Barney, Robin, Ted and Lily giggle about thingies and behinds. Maybe you should hang out with them, Dick. Roy and Riza hit the brunch. How couldn't you? Never pass up free food, ever! Luke talks to Mara about Anakin and things that have happened and according to the squirrel it's aww so cute.

DICK: Megmegmegmeg...

MEG: WHAT?!

DICK: Drop the f-bomb.

MEG: Excuse me?

DICK: I just want to hear you say it. Have you ever said it?

MEG: Not in front of people and I'm not about to start now.

DICK: Seriously? How could you not? I mean, you never even screamed in ecstasy during-OW! Watch it with the fists of fury, Bitterwoman!

MEG: Ha! Thank you, Cassandra. At the clinic, where Dick might be heading if he doesn't stop embarrassing me, Doogie is working in the morning and Ronan gets a visit from Isabel in the evening. Here, read the bar news.

DICK: My favorite! I lied earlier when I said opening stuff was my favorite news. Kabuto opens up the Devil's Nest and Orochimaru and Lucifer talk there. At Caritas, GOB talks to Michael and has a dove in his pants. Aren't you worried about getting your junk pecked at? Michael boggles at the zombie dog which is completely understandable. Irene has a laughing fit over her drink which is usually a sign of too many drinks. Fraser needs a drink even without family showing up, Robin and his uncle show up and they later sing together. Annette and her dad fight over the tequila bottle. You wouldn't have this sort of trouble if everyone just bought their own. Mary's got red eyes and is trying to drown her sorrow in club soda. Hate to break it to you but that's not going to work. Maria and Dominic discuss how little they knew about the school before sending their kid here. Come on, would you really send your kid here if you did know what it was like beforehand? Didn't think so.

MEG: Are we done? I can go back to the dorms and put on clothes?

DICK: What about my mozzarella sticks?

MEG: Fine. We'll find you some mozzarella sticks first.

DICK: Yay! Night, Fandom!

Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 21st, 2007

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