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Friday Night Radio
Friday Broadcast: Parents weekend.
Jamie: Hello Fandom. This is Jamie Madrox.
Layla: And I'm Layla Miller! I know stuff!
Jamie: I told you not to talk.
Layla: Yeah. Like that was going to work.
Jamie: Fine. I didn't want to do this but..
Layla: Why are you turning on the ten second delay? I'm not going to say anything bad.
Jamie: Yeah, right. I'm not a complete idiot.
Layla: Could have fooled me.
Jamie: *sigh of exasperation* Let's just get this over with.
School! Of which there was none!
Jamie: Yep. No classes. None whatsoever. You gotta love that.
Layla: You know I haven't been going to school at all since M-Day. Maybe I should start going here.
Jamie: Please don't. Besides, I thought you already knew everything.
Layla: No. I know "Stuff". If I knew everything I'd say "I'm Layla Miller and I know everything." Don't mangle my catchphrase, jerk.
Jamie: Well if you don't know everything then you should go to the Library which was opened by Karal and then monitored by Thursday in the afternoon!
Layla: Nice, segue. Dork.
Jamie: Shut up. Anyhow Harriet Jones, Dean of Students-
Layla: We know who she is.
Jamie: -had office hours today in which she took off Lt. Kerrigan's underpants.
Layla: That's not what "debriefed" means.
Jamie: You have your interpretation and I have mine. Over at the office, the staff was a hive of busy bee activity.
Layla: They were all hiding in the closet.
Jamie: But in a busy way! Will you shut up? These people could lose their jobs!
Layla: Hey, I'm just calling it like I see it.
Jamie: Heh. Heh. Heh. Oh, Layla. You're such a kidder. Let's move on to
The Dorms! Where nothing of interest ever happens!
Jamie: So maybe you should just go back to the room and I'll just finish the broadcast.
Layla: You mean like Ronan getting an oh-so mysterious phone call this morning? Or how Hoshi, Cassandra, Mel and Andrew were hiding out in their rooms today?
Jamie: See? Completely boring.
Layla: I dunno. Isabeldragging Andrew out of bed and Ron's sister showing up unnannounced and then getting into an argument over who they snogged or didn't snog seemed pretty interesting. What's even more interesting is that Ron will-
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Layla: -named Hugo. I don't see why you had to beep that out.
Jamie: Can we not spoil anyone please? Not everyone wants their future life story broadcast.
Layla: You're such a killjoy.
Jamie: Killcrop actually.
Layla: Whatever. In other news Lana sniffed a pillow
Jamie: Did it smell good?
Layla: It smelled like a pillow. But Chris was there with food and hot chocolate for comfort.
Jamie: Because the pillow smelled bad?
Layla: *sighs* Just move on. Really.
Jamie: Right. Well in another surprise, it turns out that Teddy has a sister and Aravis knows how to use a light switch and shows it off to Cor and Hwin. Now as the horses flirt, Cor seems to be all about the indoor plumbing. Apparently Aravis is a redneck. Who knew?
Layla: You are so getting your ass kicked later. After Annette talked to her mom on the phone, Billy came in to check on her. AJ and Beauty talked about the meeting of the sisters while Meg painted her nails. Jaina Ino and Andros showed their respective visitors their respective rooms. While Irulan hid from her Reverend Mother, Bridge tells Wyatt and Chris a secret about their cousins which Wyatt and Chris later told Isabel and Lana about.
Jamie: There was also a Pony party in the stables tonight. I'm not sure what that means but Inara apples and sugar cubes while Rolan complained about the accommodations.
Our Town: Where if things progress it will sink into the ocean because of the excess people on the island
Jamie: To start things off: Rikku welcomed Yuna and Tidus to Fandom; Steve baked cookies; Xander cooked for Bridge; while Nate opened Wellspring arms up. Did you know Nate was alive?
Layla: I'm not even going to bother answering that.
Jamie: That either means no, or you plan on killing him later by ordering Chinese food which causes some freakish accident where his toilet bowl explodes.
Layla: I thought you didn't want to reveal everyone's future? Anyhow, River opened up the hotel today, where a good deal of the visitors to our island checked in. Included in that were Dominic, Janeway, Daddy Adama, Cassidy Casablancas, Nathan Petrelli, Ed Deline, Sam Seaborn (who did not have a reservation), Midnighter and Apollo, Phyla, Irene, Mr. Hargrove, Jeffrey's mom (Which explains why Jeff barricaded himself near the kitchen.), River's big brother Simon and Captain Mal Reynolds who isn't River's Mal but apparently Zoe's Mal. Aren't alternate universes fun?
Jamie: Says the girl who's never been experimented on by an evil Hank McCoy.
Layla: Not yet anyway.
Jamie: Moving on Chad opened Groovy Tunes and was mopey because he had no family to visit him. Really, Chad you don't know how lucky you are.
Layla: Keep reading.
Jamie: And then Ichigo showed up to make his day.
Layla: At least some people appreciate it when a friend comes to visit.
Jamie: I'll let you know when that happens to me. Over at the Banana Stand George Micheal was not naked but he did have a black eye as well as his Father who came to visit. Beauty was excited to open up the Book Haven and even more excited when her sisters show up.
Out in the Preserves Kabuto was doing a working routine when Orochimaru came to visit. Meanwhile Aly's "Ma and Da" *giggles* show up to surprise her. *dies laughing*
Layla: You really are amused by all that aren't you?
Jamie: I so am. Meanwhile over at 16 Unicorn street, John Winchester and Mal Reynolds meet in testosterone eruption which just sounds dirty. Later in the evening, Rikku and Mel were patrolling in the graveyard when they had a "surprise visit from a relative that ended badly." See how that works? People showing up when they're not wanted? It causes problems.
Layla: And if you knew anything more about the situation you'd keep your mouth shut.
Jamie: You're no fun sometimes. You know who is fun? Gabriel. He opened the church today but there was a distinct lack of cow bell.
Layla: How could he not have a cow bell?
Jamie: THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! Meanwhile Leo got a surprise visit from his brother. Wow. Everyone's climbing out of the woodwork.
Layla: It's Parents Weekend. What did you expect?
Jamie: Parents?
Layla: *sighs* Over at Wonders of the World, Joanna offered free food for parents. Then at Pizza Planet, Chris and Wyatt met up with some cousins of theirs and Sora opened Turtle and Canary
Jamie: Did they have Grape Judas?
Layla: Why is that important?
Jamie: It is important!
Layla: Um. Whatever.
Jamie: Well it is. Meanwhile over at Caritas, GOB is surprised to see his brother-
Layla: Pleasantly, I might add.
Jamie: Shut up. Fozzie told a few jokes to liven up the crowd while Dick introduced his brother to Tino. Meanwhile Buffy told Sweetums not to kill anything in town tonight and later got a drink from Sam Seaborn. Josh and Sam talked about Fandom while Johnny Storm was introduced to Cassidy by Dick and then bitch about Annette, Savannah's stupid guardian, and how much they need to get drunk. Then Aly broughter her parents *laughs* into Caritas where Peter and I boggled at Aly's Da-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry...
Layla: Do you need a moment? You were equally as stupid with Alanna while Annette met Kermit, Mary and Ed talked about being on the wagon, Mary then smooched George Michael.
Jamie: Orleanna Price arrived and was immediately hit on by Ted and Jonathon Carnahan. Barney and Ted talk about "wingman" stuff when GOB smacked Barney in an effort to get away from Big Ed. Meanwhile Irene talked to Aly about how some people don't stay dead and ruin their agents livelihoods, and bemoaning macho guys in pajamas who can't be bothered to say 'hi, I got resurrected. again.'
Layla: Definitely our universe.
Jamie: No kidding.
Layla: Meanwhile over at the Devil's Nest, Charlie, who is Leo's brother was there for drinks
Over at the clinic, Christian spent most of the day in a broom closet-
Jamie: With the office staff?
Layla: *sighs* With a nurse and in the evening Katara manned the clinic when Mel brought in Rikku after their little skirmish.
Jamie: That's what happens when people show up unannounced. People get hurt.
Layla: *threatening* I can still order pizza.
Jamie: *cowed* I'll be good.
The Meet and Greet and OMG people stop talking!
Jamie: It's your typical Parents Weekend in Fandom. Family and friends of pretty much everyone in the island showed up and got name tags. Some people were, of course, more welcome than others.
Layla: You're talking about me, aren't you? You really should treat your future wife better than that you know.
Jamie: EW. Please don't say that again. Security was at the event where our own Constable Fraser presided. Apparently at one point he was annoyed by someone who "knows stuff".
Layla: *whistles innocently*
Jamie: *sighs* Roy Mustang-who-is -not-a-porn-star-but-our-sheriff was also there and answered questions from The Baronness and Destro and talked with Ed about security issues. Heck, even that Big Red Fella gave the security dudes a special salute while Fraser helped Zabuza locate Haku.
Over at the table of food, Fozzie admired the food while a panty-less Kerrigan got coffee and Savannah assured Paige that she was not getting into trouble. All the while Bucky, Charlie Beach and Robin-the-Frog munched out on food.
Layla: Charlie-who's-life-is-a-beach then met Admiral Janeway while Prue grabbed some coffee. Jack Burton and Billy asked Naomi about who was coming to visit her while Robin-who-is-a-frog assured the big red guy that Liz was doing fine.
Jamie: Big red guy? The Kool Aid man came back to visit! OH YEEEEEAAAAAH!.
Layla: ... Not quite. Not even for the food fight.
Jamie: And then people mingled. The widow Twanky was there where she reunited with her dear friend Daddy Adama, who apparently wasn't her Adama but that would be Fandom for you. A similar conversation was had by Corran and Mara who apparently know each other but in one person's case, not just yet. Just to make things MORE confusing, Corran meets Luke even though they apparently met two weeks ago for the first time.
Mr. Bennet and her daughter Claire on the other hand do know each other and squeals and hugs were had by both. Also glad to see each other were Icheb and Naomi, Admiral Janeway and Naomi and Turtle and her parents. Well... Actually Turtle wasn't happy to see her Mom (Especially when the 'rents meet Jeff but that's the way parent-child relationships work right?
Layla: My Parents are dead.
Jamie: So are mine.
Layla: So are Bruce's.
Jamie: Who?
Layla: Different universe.
Jamie: Riiiight. Meanwhile Angela Petrelli visited with Isabel. Kermit then asked Grace for help finding Robin the frog; Fozzie asked IsabelSheppard met Todd who is the friend of John's significant other and... Wait. If Todd is his significant other of his friend that makes him... absolutely nothing. My brain just broke trying to read that.
Layla: Also there was Jaina's dad, Han who used to have an alternate version of himself as a student here. I wonder if Mr. Solo is also bi-
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Jamie: Bi-LINGUAL! That's right! Mr. Solo speaks Spanish! ¿Cómo esta usted, Señor Solo?
Layla: You are so weird.
Jamie: I'm weird? You were talking about a man's junk!
Layla: I thought we were talking about his language skills. Anyhow Han was tackled by Jaina and Luke and then met Sheppard and Gavin who was later talking to a horse
Jamie: ED THE HORSE FROM DETENTION! I knew you could talk!
Layla: You're such an idiot.
Jamie: Speaking of, Lt. Kerrigan met with Daddy Adama and revealed that she thought his son was an idiot. Not suprisingly, Lee's father agreed.
Layla: *dreamy* He may be an idiot but his arms are fabulous.
Jamie: Good. Marry him instead of me. In other news, Buffy, who apparently is one of several but this one is the original.... I think... Was greeted by Xander, and Sam. Then Buffy met and was friendly with another Sam right before accusing Andrew of not disclosing information while Xander's mom on the other hand was busy meeting Isabel. Also of the meet and greet variety was Cassidy Casablancas who-
Layla: Should take a flying leap if he knows what's good for him.
Jamie: Beg pardon?
Layla: Nothing!
Jamie: who was greeted by his brother Dick and then introduced to Annette. And then in turn Dick was introduced to Mr. Hargrove. Ed Deline met with Johnny Storm, while Liz ran into Professor Broom and a big red fella by the name of Hellboy. Not Kool Aid man. Damn. Later Johnny Storm's sister Sue showed up. Or maybe she's been here the entire time and we just haven't seen her.
Layla: You're not funny. Bridge and Z-
Jamie: Hi dorkface!
Layla: -were also around and met with a Dr. Manx. Andros then hooked up with his boss before giving Zhane a big hug. Seely "comforted" Aravis before Caroline showed up. Then Cor and Hwin showed up and Aravis started to tell them all about technology. The artist formerly known as Swarley and Robin met up with their friends Ted and Lily while apparently Marshall was being mugged in the elevator while on a cell phone.
Jamie: Man, I miss New York. Swarley also tells Ted about Robin shacking up with the Mountie which apparently makes Robin and Ted extremely awkward while Barney takes advantage of the doppelganger thing to make a bet with Lily. Meanwhile, AJ thought he had met Corey but actually it was Grace. Dude. How long have you been in Fandom? Doppelgangers. Now while that was going on, Lee was trying to hide. In public. In the park. Luckily Sheppard and Adam were there to show him the error of his ways.
Layla: *sighs*
Jamie: Stop thinking about his arms. Moving on... Sam-who-was-friendly-with-Buffy-but-is-not-a-student met up with his old buddy Josh Lyman and shared a manly bearhug and talked about the merits of the little chocolates that hotels leave on pillows. Simon Tam on the other hand was more concerned about the physical and mental health of Jeff. Simon? Rest assured that's just Jeff's normal mental and physical state. Now even though Mal and Simon aren't from the same universe they catch up with each other anyway before Mal finally find Zoe and Grace and apparently there are warnings about John which go unheeded as there was that testosterone eruption mentioned earlier.
Layla: Which I assure you was not made of pretty. Billy and Adam catch up with each other right before Rocky and Adam find each other. Jo and Meg talked about possibly parent trapping people while Luke and Jo were cute. Meanwhile Bruce Wayne tells Barbara Gordon that he knows where Cass is staying because... well apparently because he's Bruce Wayne. Destro and the Baroness apparently don't know where Billy is as they are trying to find him. Orleanna and Adah reunite with Orleanna doing most of the talking. Maybe that's because Lee spends most of the time not-hiding by making out with Adah. Carmela looks around for Nik and Kat. Bridge finds Kat and talks about Ric and socks while Xander's Mom thinks that Kat is in costume. In the meantime Reverend Mother looks for Irulan.
Jamie: Meanwhile Robin the Frog asks Anemone if she's seen Kermit. No word on whether she did or not. Probably because Anemone got surprised by a visit from Maria showing up. Jenny impressed Midnighter and Apollo by wearing her tiara. And Karal was all happy about Florian and Talia being in Fandom. Aw. Karal's parents came.
Layla: Florian's a horse.
Jamie: It's not nice to talk about Karal's heritage like that.
Layla: *sighs* Molly then met Florian which probably was before Nico showed up and wanted to see why Molly is so gushy about Karal. Zabuza and Bucky attempted communication while Luke and Meg talk about the brain breakage of Parent's Weekend.
Jamie: The entire state of Missouri showed up to see how Dean is doing and then chatted with Dawn.
Layla: The entire state did not show up.
Jamie: It sure feels like they did. Jessica and Peter meet up and talk about her trip while Deadpool seems to be confused about Jessica's age. Deadpool and Aly check out Bucky and then are introduced to Josh's hetero life mate Sam. Yoda shows up and Luke immediately assumes that this is HIS Yoda but no luck there. Turns out that this Yoda belongs to Qui Gon and then Yoda meets another green type person.
Now while Bobby kept an eye on Sweetums, the state of Missouri caught up with him. Meanwhile Gavin talked with Talia as does Molly while Karal got all "EEEE"-like.
Layla: Meanwhile Nathan and Buffy talked with Dean. Willow hugged Buffy while Dawn told her sister that everything was good. Lee was finally found by his Father and of course got lectured at. Corran and Gavin caught up with each other. Aurora asked Billy if he'd seen her brother. Shikamaru recognized Ino and tried to hide from her behind Chouji. Inoichi was surprised to see Arashi and Arisha finally found Adam.
Jamie: Is that it?
Layla: Nope. In breaking news Mary blames Ed for her spinsterhood.
Jamie: I'd think of something clever to say but I'm brain dead.
Layla: I knew that.
Jamie: Oh shut up.
Jamie: Hello Fandom. This is Jamie Madrox.
Layla: And I'm Layla Miller! I know stuff!
Jamie: I told you not to talk.
Layla: Yeah. Like that was going to work.
Jamie: Fine. I didn't want to do this but..
Layla: Why are you turning on the ten second delay? I'm not going to say anything bad.
Jamie: Yeah, right. I'm not a complete idiot.
Layla: Could have fooled me.
Jamie: *sigh of exasperation* Let's just get this over with.
School! Of which there was none!
Jamie: Yep. No classes. None whatsoever. You gotta love that.
Layla: You know I haven't been going to school at all since M-Day. Maybe I should start going here.
Jamie: Please don't. Besides, I thought you already knew everything.
Layla: No. I know "Stuff". If I knew everything I'd say "I'm Layla Miller and I know everything." Don't mangle my catchphrase, jerk.
Jamie: Well if you don't know everything then you should go to the Library which was opened by Karal and then monitored by Thursday in the afternoon!
Layla: Nice, segue. Dork.
Jamie: Shut up. Anyhow Harriet Jones, Dean of Students-
Layla: We know who she is.
Jamie: -had office hours today in which she took off Lt. Kerrigan's underpants.
Layla: That's not what "debriefed" means.
Jamie: You have your interpretation and I have mine. Over at the office, the staff was a hive of busy bee activity.
Layla: They were all hiding in the closet.
Jamie: But in a busy way! Will you shut up? These people could lose their jobs!
Layla: Hey, I'm just calling it like I see it.
Jamie: Heh. Heh. Heh. Oh, Layla. You're such a kidder. Let's move on to
The Dorms! Where nothing of interest ever happens!
Jamie: So maybe you should just go back to the room and I'll just finish the broadcast.
Layla: You mean like Ronan getting an oh-so mysterious phone call this morning? Or how Hoshi, Cassandra, Mel and Andrew were hiding out in their rooms today?
Jamie: See? Completely boring.
Layla: I dunno. Isabeldragging Andrew out of bed and Ron's sister showing up unnannounced and then getting into an argument over who they snogged or didn't snog seemed pretty interesting. What's even more interesting is that Ron will-
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Layla: -named Hugo. I don't see why you had to beep that out.
Jamie: Can we not spoil anyone please? Not everyone wants their future life story broadcast.
Layla: You're such a killjoy.
Jamie: Killcrop actually.
Layla: Whatever. In other news Lana sniffed a pillow
Jamie: Did it smell good?
Layla: It smelled like a pillow. But Chris was there with food and hot chocolate for comfort.
Jamie: Because the pillow smelled bad?
Layla: *sighs* Just move on. Really.
Jamie: Right. Well in another surprise, it turns out that Teddy has a sister and Aravis knows how to use a light switch and shows it off to Cor and Hwin. Now as the horses flirt, Cor seems to be all about the indoor plumbing. Apparently Aravis is a redneck. Who knew?
Layla: You are so getting your ass kicked later. After Annette talked to her mom on the phone, Billy came in to check on her. AJ and Beauty talked about the meeting of the sisters while Meg painted her nails. Jaina Ino and Andros showed their respective visitors their respective rooms. While Irulan hid from her Reverend Mother, Bridge tells Wyatt and Chris a secret about their cousins which Wyatt and Chris later told Isabel and Lana about.
Jamie: There was also a Pony party in the stables tonight. I'm not sure what that means but Inara apples and sugar cubes while Rolan complained about the accommodations.
Our Town: Where if things progress it will sink into the ocean because of the excess people on the island
Jamie: To start things off: Rikku welcomed Yuna and Tidus to Fandom; Steve baked cookies; Xander cooked for Bridge; while Nate opened Wellspring arms up. Did you know Nate was alive?
Layla: I'm not even going to bother answering that.
Jamie: That either means no, or you plan on killing him later by ordering Chinese food which causes some freakish accident where his toilet bowl explodes.
Layla: I thought you didn't want to reveal everyone's future? Anyhow, River opened up the hotel today, where a good deal of the visitors to our island checked in. Included in that were Dominic, Janeway, Daddy Adama, Cassidy Casablancas, Nathan Petrelli, Ed Deline, Sam Seaborn (who did not have a reservation), Midnighter and Apollo, Phyla, Irene, Mr. Hargrove, Jeffrey's mom (Which explains why Jeff barricaded himself near the kitchen.), River's big brother Simon and Captain Mal Reynolds who isn't River's Mal but apparently Zoe's Mal. Aren't alternate universes fun?
Jamie: Says the girl who's never been experimented on by an evil Hank McCoy.
Layla: Not yet anyway.
Jamie: Moving on Chad opened Groovy Tunes and was mopey because he had no family to visit him. Really, Chad you don't know how lucky you are.
Layla: Keep reading.
Jamie: And then Ichigo showed up to make his day.
Layla: At least some people appreciate it when a friend comes to visit.
Jamie: I'll let you know when that happens to me. Over at the Banana Stand George Micheal was not naked but he did have a black eye as well as his Father who came to visit. Beauty was excited to open up the Book Haven and even more excited when her sisters show up.
Out in the Preserves Kabuto was doing a working routine when Orochimaru came to visit. Meanwhile Aly's "Ma and Da" *giggles* show up to surprise her. *dies laughing*
Layla: You really are amused by all that aren't you?
Jamie: I so am. Meanwhile over at 16 Unicorn street, John Winchester and Mal Reynolds meet in testosterone eruption which just sounds dirty. Later in the evening, Rikku and Mel were patrolling in the graveyard when they had a "surprise visit from a relative that ended badly." See how that works? People showing up when they're not wanted? It causes problems.
Layla: And if you knew anything more about the situation you'd keep your mouth shut.
Jamie: You're no fun sometimes. You know who is fun? Gabriel. He opened the church today but there was a distinct lack of cow bell.
Layla: How could he not have a cow bell?
Jamie: THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! Meanwhile Leo got a surprise visit from his brother. Wow. Everyone's climbing out of the woodwork.
Layla: It's Parents Weekend. What did you expect?
Jamie: Parents?
Layla: *sighs* Over at Wonders of the World, Joanna offered free food for parents. Then at Pizza Planet, Chris and Wyatt met up with some cousins of theirs and Sora opened Turtle and Canary
Jamie: Did they have Grape Judas?
Layla: Why is that important?
Jamie: It is important!
Layla: Um. Whatever.
Jamie: Well it is. Meanwhile over at Caritas, GOB is surprised to see his brother-
Layla: Pleasantly, I might add.
Jamie: Shut up. Fozzie told a few jokes to liven up the crowd while Dick introduced his brother to Tino. Meanwhile Buffy told Sweetums not to kill anything in town tonight and later got a drink from Sam Seaborn. Josh and Sam talked about Fandom while Johnny Storm was introduced to Cassidy by Dick and then bitch about Annette, Savannah's stupid guardian, and how much they need to get drunk. Then Aly broughter her parents *laughs* into Caritas where Peter and I boggled at Aly's Da-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry...
Layla: Do you need a moment? You were equally as stupid with Alanna while Annette met Kermit, Mary and Ed talked about being on the wagon, Mary then smooched George Michael.
Jamie: Orleanna Price arrived and was immediately hit on by Ted and Jonathon Carnahan. Barney and Ted talk about "wingman" stuff when GOB smacked Barney in an effort to get away from Big Ed. Meanwhile Irene talked to Aly about how some people don't stay dead and ruin their agents livelihoods, and bemoaning macho guys in pajamas who can't be bothered to say 'hi, I got resurrected. again.'
Layla: Definitely our universe.
Jamie: No kidding.
Layla: Meanwhile over at the Devil's Nest, Charlie, who is Leo's brother was there for drinks
Over at the clinic, Christian spent most of the day in a broom closet-
Jamie: With the office staff?
Layla: *sighs* With a nurse and in the evening Katara manned the clinic when Mel brought in Rikku after their little skirmish.
Jamie: That's what happens when people show up unannounced. People get hurt.
Layla: *threatening* I can still order pizza.
Jamie: *cowed* I'll be good.
The Meet and Greet and OMG people stop talking!
Jamie: It's your typical Parents Weekend in Fandom. Family and friends of pretty much everyone in the island showed up and got name tags. Some people were, of course, more welcome than others.
Layla: You're talking about me, aren't you? You really should treat your future wife better than that you know.
Jamie: EW. Please don't say that again. Security was at the event where our own Constable Fraser presided. Apparently at one point he was annoyed by someone who "knows stuff".
Layla: *whistles innocently*
Jamie: *sighs* Roy Mustang-who-is -not-a-porn-star-but-our-sheriff was also there and answered questions from The Baronness and Destro and talked with Ed about security issues. Heck, even that Big Red Fella gave the security dudes a special salute while Fraser helped Zabuza locate Haku.
Over at the table of food, Fozzie admired the food while a panty-less Kerrigan got coffee and Savannah assured Paige that she was not getting into trouble. All the while Bucky, Charlie Beach and Robin-the-Frog munched out on food.
Layla: Charlie-who's-life-is-a-beach then met Admiral Janeway while Prue grabbed some coffee. Jack Burton and Billy asked Naomi about who was coming to visit her while Robin-who-is-a-frog assured the big red guy that Liz was doing fine.
Jamie: Big red guy? The Kool Aid man came back to visit! OH YEEEEEAAAAAH!.
Layla: ... Not quite. Not even for the food fight.
Jamie: And then people mingled. The widow Twanky was there where she reunited with her dear friend Daddy Adama, who apparently wasn't her Adama but that would be Fandom for you. A similar conversation was had by Corran and Mara who apparently know each other but in one person's case, not just yet. Just to make things MORE confusing, Corran meets Luke even though they apparently met two weeks ago for the first time.
Mr. Bennet and her daughter Claire on the other hand do know each other and squeals and hugs were had by both. Also glad to see each other were Icheb and Naomi, Admiral Janeway and Naomi and Turtle and her parents. Well... Actually Turtle wasn't happy to see her Mom (Especially when the 'rents meet Jeff but that's the way parent-child relationships work right?
Layla: My Parents are dead.
Jamie: So are mine.
Layla: So are Bruce's.
Jamie: Who?
Layla: Different universe.
Jamie: Riiiight. Meanwhile Angela Petrelli visited with Isabel. Kermit then asked Grace for help finding Robin the frog; Fozzie asked IsabelSheppard met Todd who is the friend of John's significant other and... Wait. If Todd is his significant other of his friend that makes him... absolutely nothing. My brain just broke trying to read that.
Layla: Also there was Jaina's dad, Han who used to have an alternate version of himself as a student here. I wonder if Mr. Solo is also bi-
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Jamie: Bi-LINGUAL! That's right! Mr. Solo speaks Spanish! ¿Cómo esta usted, Señor Solo?
Layla: You are so weird.
Jamie: I'm weird? You were talking about a man's junk!
Layla: I thought we were talking about his language skills. Anyhow Han was tackled by Jaina and Luke and then met Sheppard and Gavin who was later talking to a horse
Jamie: ED THE HORSE FROM DETENTION! I knew you could talk!
Layla: You're such an idiot.
Jamie: Speaking of, Lt. Kerrigan met with Daddy Adama and revealed that she thought his son was an idiot. Not suprisingly, Lee's father agreed.
Layla: *dreamy* He may be an idiot but his arms are fabulous.
Jamie: Good. Marry him instead of me. In other news, Buffy, who apparently is one of several but this one is the original.... I think... Was greeted by Xander, and Sam. Then Buffy met and was friendly with another Sam right before accusing Andrew of not disclosing information while Xander's mom on the other hand was busy meeting Isabel. Also of the meet and greet variety was Cassidy Casablancas who-
Layla: Should take a flying leap if he knows what's good for him.
Jamie: Beg pardon?
Layla: Nothing!
Jamie: who was greeted by his brother Dick and then introduced to Annette. And then in turn Dick was introduced to Mr. Hargrove. Ed Deline met with Johnny Storm, while Liz ran into Professor Broom and a big red fella by the name of Hellboy. Not Kool Aid man. Damn. Later Johnny Storm's sister Sue showed up. Or maybe she's been here the entire time and we just haven't seen her.
Layla: You're not funny. Bridge and Z-
Jamie: Hi dorkface!
Layla: -were also around and met with a Dr. Manx. Andros then hooked up with his boss before giving Zhane a big hug. Seely "comforted" Aravis before Caroline showed up. Then Cor and Hwin showed up and Aravis started to tell them all about technology. The artist formerly known as Swarley and Robin met up with their friends Ted and Lily while apparently Marshall was being mugged in the elevator while on a cell phone.
Jamie: Man, I miss New York. Swarley also tells Ted about Robin shacking up with the Mountie which apparently makes Robin and Ted extremely awkward while Barney takes advantage of the doppelganger thing to make a bet with Lily. Meanwhile, AJ thought he had met Corey but actually it was Grace. Dude. How long have you been in Fandom? Doppelgangers. Now while that was going on, Lee was trying to hide. In public. In the park. Luckily Sheppard and Adam were there to show him the error of his ways.
Layla: *sighs*
Jamie: Stop thinking about his arms. Moving on... Sam-who-was-friendly-with-Buffy-but-is-not-a-student met up with his old buddy Josh Lyman and shared a manly bearhug and talked about the merits of the little chocolates that hotels leave on pillows. Simon Tam on the other hand was more concerned about the physical and mental health of Jeff. Simon? Rest assured that's just Jeff's normal mental and physical state. Now even though Mal and Simon aren't from the same universe they catch up with each other anyway before Mal finally find Zoe and Grace and apparently there are warnings about John which go unheeded as there was that testosterone eruption mentioned earlier.
Layla: Which I assure you was not made of pretty. Billy and Adam catch up with each other right before Rocky and Adam find each other. Jo and Meg talked about possibly parent trapping people while Luke and Jo were cute. Meanwhile Bruce Wayne tells Barbara Gordon that he knows where Cass is staying because... well apparently because he's Bruce Wayne. Destro and the Baroness apparently don't know where Billy is as they are trying to find him. Orleanna and Adah reunite with Orleanna doing most of the talking. Maybe that's because Lee spends most of the time not-hiding by making out with Adah. Carmela looks around for Nik and Kat. Bridge finds Kat and talks about Ric and socks while Xander's Mom thinks that Kat is in costume. In the meantime Reverend Mother looks for Irulan.
Jamie: Meanwhile Robin the Frog asks Anemone if she's seen Kermit. No word on whether she did or not. Probably because Anemone got surprised by a visit from Maria showing up. Jenny impressed Midnighter and Apollo by wearing her tiara. And Karal was all happy about Florian and Talia being in Fandom. Aw. Karal's parents came.
Layla: Florian's a horse.
Jamie: It's not nice to talk about Karal's heritage like that.
Layla: *sighs* Molly then met Florian which probably was before Nico showed up and wanted to see why Molly is so gushy about Karal. Zabuza and Bucky attempted communication while Luke and Meg talk about the brain breakage of Parent's Weekend.
Jamie: The entire state of Missouri showed up to see how Dean is doing and then chatted with Dawn.
Layla: The entire state did not show up.
Jamie: It sure feels like they did. Jessica and Peter meet up and talk about her trip while Deadpool seems to be confused about Jessica's age. Deadpool and Aly check out Bucky and then are introduced to Josh's hetero life mate Sam. Yoda shows up and Luke immediately assumes that this is HIS Yoda but no luck there. Turns out that this Yoda belongs to Qui Gon and then Yoda meets another green type person.
Now while Bobby kept an eye on Sweetums, the state of Missouri caught up with him. Meanwhile Gavin talked with Talia as does Molly while Karal got all "EEEE"-like.
Layla: Meanwhile Nathan and Buffy talked with Dean. Willow hugged Buffy while Dawn told her sister that everything was good. Lee was finally found by his Father and of course got lectured at. Corran and Gavin caught up with each other. Aurora asked Billy if he'd seen her brother. Shikamaru recognized Ino and tried to hide from her behind Chouji. Inoichi was surprised to see Arashi and Arisha finally found Adam.
Jamie: Is that it?
Layla: Nope. In breaking news Mary blames Ed for her spinsterhood.
Jamie: I'd think of something clever to say but I'm brain dead.
Layla: I knew that.
Jamie: Oh shut up.
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It was possible that she was from his universe, of course. Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne was an orphan. Everyone knew that. But if there really was a girl who, in her words, 'knew stuff,' surely he or someone else in the Justice League would have heard of her by now.
For now, though, he would watch out for her and do his best not to appear suspicious.
Paranoia made Bruce hungry. He really wanted a sandwich.
[OOC: SO. VERY. AWESOME.]
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Annette really needed to talk to Savannah.
[*LOVES YOU*]
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Just to be sure if he met anyone named Layla he was going to run away. A lot.
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"Mary? It's Ed. Why the heck are they talking about you on the radio and why where you kissing this guy?"
[I love it!]
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[*loves*]
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[*loves lots*]