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fandom_radio2018-08-06 06:07 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2018-08-06 06:07 am
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Fandom Radio, Monday, August 6th
Okay, okay, I'm coming. I mean, I've got a portal to catch, but I'm coming. What happened to the usual guy, anyway?
*Chittering*
He... has a portal to catch. And it's more important than the one I have to catch, really?
*Chittering*
What do you mean he's scarier?
*Long, expressive chittering, and someone cues up Sabotage for a second*
This is about you not wanting to listen to the Fish? Oh, come on, you guys are dicks. Give me the rum so I can get this over with and book another portal, would you?
*Chit?*
You heard me. The rum. And then the notes. Kidnappers get to share, it's the rules.
Ahem. Okay. Hey, Fandom, it's Sparkle today I guess, because the squirrels thought some other guy's portal was more important than mine instead of grabbing someone who, I don't know, actually lives here. But I have rum - *sloshy* - and I have notes - *rustle* - so we're going to get through this together, and then I'm going to go argue with some gnomes about a ticket transfer or something.
*Mutter* Jerks.
So, like, everything happened in Town yesterday, it looks like, which hopefully makes my job easier, at least. There was Hernando at T42 with dapper quokkas - quokka? quokki? - and an afternoon tea special. Kaidan and Zack stopped by for afternoon tea - pinkies up, gentlemen - and some chit-chat about keeping busy and pretty girls. Astrid was there too, to exchange pleasantries with Hernando. At Turtle & Canary, Amaya was getting down with her mad science self, trying to get the squishy machine to break the laws of nature by dispensing something other than red. She accomplished pink, people! Pink! Aaand two other red flavours, but the pink is noteworthy, here.
Over at Enthuzi... Enthuzzy... Enthoo... Groovy Tunes, Jono was more or less whole, handsome, and playing some violin. Hernando stopped by after his T42 shift and was treated to a concert and kitten playtime, and Miguel - sorry, Dr. O'Hara stopped in to see if Jono had done any considering of... his offer. That's either a proposition for sex or Miggy was up to something shady yesterday. Considering this place, it could've been anything. At Luke's Saloon - oh my god I regret not braving the creepy spider rickshaws to wander town yesterday I seriously do - Kanan was doing some bartending with his good buddy, William Bass. Who is the fish, but with better accessories, apparently. He got an old-timey phone call from Summer, and the notes say they could hear her delight about the fish from their hidey hole, and Hernando continued his rounds of town to order some sarsaparilla, chat with Kanan about fighting, and talk about how great the fish is.
I have never had the fish. I have only witnessed the fish from afar. I'll have to take your word for that one, I guess.
And, finally, I crashed into the party late yesterday and had to break into my own damn shop, but Demon Marcus was open and oh god, everyone. Oh god the clothes I think I bought like everything there that actually fits me and looks good and it stayed that way so expect a finer Sparkle and a shitload more cravats in the future because I am Classy. As. Hell. Now.
*Chittering?*
Well, no, I'm not wearing any of it now. These are my 'heading to Corcuscant clothes because I was heading to Coruscant and I know how to dress to fit in when I want to. Besides, are you going to trust Portalocity with handmade lace and silk brocade? No? I didn't think so.
Anyway, Hernando did me the pleasure of stopping in and demonstrating that he cuts a damn fine figure in anything he wears, and I caught him up a little bit on the island's occasional weekends of minor confusion and we did some shopping and it was great.
Heh. And that's all the notes, so I'm going to go and see if I can even get another portal for today, and-
*Chittering*
What do you mean that's where he's going too? You could've had him do radio anyway! We could've... carpooled or something! Guys!
*Chittering*
He... has a portal to catch. And it's more important than the one I have to catch, really?
*Chittering*
What do you mean he's scarier?
*Long, expressive chittering, and someone cues up Sabotage for a second*
This is about you not wanting to listen to the Fish? Oh, come on, you guys are dicks. Give me the rum so I can get this over with and book another portal, would you?
*Chit?*
You heard me. The rum. And then the notes. Kidnappers get to share, it's the rules.
Ahem. Okay. Hey, Fandom, it's Sparkle today I guess, because the squirrels thought some other guy's portal was more important than mine instead of grabbing someone who, I don't know, actually lives here. But I have rum - *sloshy* - and I have notes - *rustle* - so we're going to get through this together, and then I'm going to go argue with some gnomes about a ticket transfer or something.
*Mutter* Jerks.
So, like, everything happened in Town yesterday, it looks like, which hopefully makes my job easier, at least. There was Hernando at T42 with dapper quokkas - quokka? quokki? - and an afternoon tea special. Kaidan and Zack stopped by for afternoon tea - pinkies up, gentlemen - and some chit-chat about keeping busy and pretty girls. Astrid was there too, to exchange pleasantries with Hernando. At Turtle & Canary, Amaya was getting down with her mad science self, trying to get the squishy machine to break the laws of nature by dispensing something other than red. She accomplished pink, people! Pink! Aaand two other red flavours, but the pink is noteworthy, here.
Over at Enthuzi... Enthuzzy... Enthoo... Groovy Tunes, Jono was more or less whole, handsome, and playing some violin. Hernando stopped by after his T42 shift and was treated to a concert and kitten playtime, and Miguel - sorry, Dr. O'Hara stopped in to see if Jono had done any considering of... his offer. That's either a proposition for sex or Miggy was up to something shady yesterday. Considering this place, it could've been anything. At Luke's Saloon - oh my god I regret not braving the creepy spider rickshaws to wander town yesterday I seriously do - Kanan was doing some bartending with his good buddy, William Bass. Who is the fish, but with better accessories, apparently. He got an old-timey phone call from Summer, and the notes say they could hear her delight about the fish from their hidey hole, and Hernando continued his rounds of town to order some sarsaparilla, chat with Kanan about fighting, and talk about how great the fish is.
I have never had the fish. I have only witnessed the fish from afar. I'll have to take your word for that one, I guess.
And, finally, I crashed into the party late yesterday and had to break into my own damn shop, but Demon Marcus was open and oh god, everyone. Oh god the clothes I think I bought like everything there that actually fits me and looks good and it stayed that way so expect a finer Sparkle and a shitload more cravats in the future because I am Classy. As. Hell. Now.
*Chittering?*
Well, no, I'm not wearing any of it now. These are my 'heading to Corcuscant clothes because I was heading to Coruscant and I know how to dress to fit in when I want to. Besides, are you going to trust Portalocity with handmade lace and silk brocade? No? I didn't think so.
Anyway, Hernando did me the pleasure of stopping in and demonstrating that he cuts a damn fine figure in anything he wears, and I caught him up a little bit on the island's occasional weekends of minor confusion and we did some shopping and it was great.
Heh. And that's all the notes, so I'm going to go and see if I can even get another portal for today, and-
*Chittering*
What do you mean that's where he's going too? You could've had him do radio anyway! We could've... carpooled or something! Guys!