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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, October 3rd
Hello Fandom.
Yes. It's Jamie Madrox.
On Wednesday.
Not Friday.
Why?
*hushed voice* It's the squirrels! I thought at the beginning that it was some ratings gimmick where the station switched my schedule around but it's much-much deeper than that! It's a conspiracy on such a high scale that it goes all the way into the school and up to-
*chittering*
Oh! Hi guys! *nervous laughter* Just... ah... getting ready to read the news.
*suspicious chittering*
Um. Right. see? The news? Got your notes right here! I was just doing the pre-show chatter! Nothing else! Ha! Ha! Ha! Shall we begin? Yes! Let's begin!
School! Where there was no squirrel usurping whatsoever
What? Stop looking at me like that. There wasn't! It was a-
*Stern chittering*
I'll be good.
*ahem*
In Basic Japanese today, Yodaime talked about verbs, likes, dislikes and wondered why his husband Deadpool wore a sumo diaper to class. Ew.
Meanwhile in Career Choices, Emma forced everyone to watch Dulles' PHysique and TC which featured the episode where Dulles saved the life of a squirrel and she was then given the live of leisure and all the acorns she could ever want. While students watched the tv shows none of them bothered to dress in nurses uniforms. *sigh*
Over at Alternative Tactics, Lt. Kerrigan was missing in action. Possibly abducted by small furry woodland creatures...
*Angry chittering*
Did I say abducted? I meant adopted. Yes. That's what I meant. Anyhow the class was taken over by squirrel minons Rikku and English Pete who had the class talk trash and then fight an evil undead high priestess whose evil minions hoarded nuts from other woodland creatures during the winter and-
Do you really expect people to buy this?
*Angry chittering*
Moving on to Modern Feminism, Deadpool had the class break into groups to discuss what students thought made a good feminist role model... which... actually sounds like a coherent class. Wade? You're not a squirrel robot made of acorn husks are you? And if you are you wouldn't really tell me even if I was talking very quietly. Also? I think the squirrels can hear me.
*thunk*
Ow.
In other news, the School Paper was released today which did not contain any articles on how rodents may or not be taking over the world. Allegedly.
*chittering*
I SAID ALLEGEDLY!
Aziraphale opened up Study Hall today and did crosswords. And while Lana, Neil and Annette came by,no word on any squirrely vists so that must mean Aziraphale has some power that repels these furry demon spawn.
*thunk*
Ow! Alleged furry demon spawn.
Adah spent a good portion of her time at the libray reading books. Possibly on the subject of toxic nuts and how they can affect the human anatomy and weaken our willpower leaving us open to mind control. River spent most of her visit in the library talking to herself, while Adah apparently had cute UST with a freshwater eel.
The Chef served up a fine menu today except it seemed to be lacking one important item: Nuts. Nuts are one of the best plant source of protein. They are rich in fiber and antioxidants such as vitamine E and selenium. It should be a part of every meal and the chef should add it to the menu... If he knows what's good for him. Naomi braved the nutless meal even at the risk of being attacked for crossing the Squirrel picket line... which never existed.
Squall, aka "Mr. Grumpy Pants" slept through his office hours. No word on whether he fell asleep next to a strange pile of acorns which affected his mind and-
Oh. Hi Squirrels. What was I saying? Oh, yes...
Over at the office everyone at the office was in a panic over the missing egg. Which, when found, had mysteriously grown. Were there acorn husks nearby? Perhaps a little bit of grey hair?
*chittering*
I'm not implying anything!
Dorms! Where Everyone should run out of before...
*Stern Chittering*
Before the Chef runs out of cheeseboorgers! You didn't let me finish!
Up on the roof, Karal did his morning prayers to the god "Skippy: The provider of acorns in the wintertime." All hail Skippy!
I can't believe I just read that out loud.
Turtle was manning the homecoming ticket sales and the nomination voting box and keeping the voting safe from the manipulative plans of any small rodents who might or might not be planning something.
Early in the morning I got a call from a certain Dorkface Delgado, the topic of which is none of your business. Nope. Not at all. I'm just going to be grinning like a big dork over here. Pay no attention.
Up on the roof, Karal did his morning prayers with his squirrely minion Lana. Together they prayed to their god "Skippy: The provider of acorns in the wintertime." All hail Skippy!
I can't believe I read that out loud
In the afternoon, Anders and Bridge helped Wyatt by moving all his furniture down the hallway. Wasn't that nice? Gosh. I wish my roommate was that nice. Steve-Peter gets together with Isabel and asks her to homecoming. Chris stopped by Andrew's room to share a pizza with the book of shadows.
Is it me or does a book of shadows sound like a really bad pizza topping? Just me? Okay.
Annette skipped and pizza and worked out. Willow was visited by Dawn who is not so much happy with the casting of spells. Troy interrupted AJ's artwork to announce that he hooked up with Anders over the weekend for illicit snuggles. Dude? Who didn't hook up with someone other than the person they were seeing? You just should have done what Chad did for Teddy, bake cookies, ask for forgiveness and then to the homecoming dance!
Anders, after being awesome to Wyatt gave Lana a shoulder to cry on about Jim leaving. Hoshi was doing some studying when Robin dropped by. Possibly to escape from the evil squirrel inqui-
*thunk*
Ow! I mean... I meant the weevil Squirrel inquest on how awesome they are! Yeah. That's the ticket.
And over in the gym, the cheerleaders got together and cheered. Possibly kicked. Maybe jumped. Definitely yelled.
In the evening Cassandra was moving furniture in the fifth floor common room to help teach Naminé to dance. Irulan boggled at Cass, while Billy asked Cass to the dance and got turned down. Sokka was unnerved by the moved furniture while Naminé explained the whole dancing thing to Irulan. Billy gives a nod to Naminé and Sokka disagrees with Naminé in that there is never enough girlkissy in the world.
Right. On.
Over in the second floor Common room Wyatt had ANTM on when Johnny came by and apparently were more fierce than a bunch of squirrels separated from their magical nuts which will be use take over the entire campus!
*Angry Chittering*
ALLEGEDLY!
Also in the common room, Johnny and Isabel made obscene gestures at each other while Charlie makes Johnny her Cookie taste tester so she can be sure they weren't poisoned by small furry rodents. Isabel wasn't happy with the ANTM episode so she chatted with Wyatt while Charlie explained to Wyatt and Isabel why she's making cookies for Andrew. Chad tries out Charlie's cookies and tells her about how being with Teddy gives him special powers which, yes, is dirty. Adam also tries some cookies but apparently they don't give him magical powers. Which is sad because everyone needs to have powers to prevent themselves from being mind controlled by evil squirrels.
*chittering*
Fine. Alleged evil squirrels.
In Town! Where the small furry rodents don't have the local government wrapped around their fingers!
Really. It's all a rumor started by the liberal media.
Over at the Banana Stand George Micheal realized he was a man-whore. Whether or not he was under the influence of chemically treated nuts which would allow some degree of mind control is up for debate.
*Angry chittering*
But not here on WTFH where clearly we don't believe that crap.
Johnny was in a bad mood over at the Photo Hut. Mary stopped by with Cookies, Meg came by to get a camera for homecoming and Leo wanted to talk to Johnny about Halloween.
No word on whether these visits improved Johnny's mood. Perhaps he should have dropped by the police station where due to a Squirrel clerical error an overabundence of donuts were being given out by Dale Cooper. Aiden dropped by for the free food and met Dale. Leo dropped by too, but seemed afraid of the doughnuts. Don't worry Leo! The squirrels haven't gotten to the donuts yet!
Hoshi happily shared recipes with Gunther before opening up The Arms and then talking with Jack. Beauty opened the post office. And over at Luke's Diner, AJ was blissfully working on his artwork completely unaware of any any small rodents watching his every move. Beauty came in for a milkshake and Ino admired AJ's drawing.
Someone who was in a good mood today was Andrew who was in high spirits today but no explanation was given. You didn't fall asleep by any strange piles of nuts did you Andrew? Be careful! Beauty brought a milkshake with her. No word on whether it brought any boys to the yard. John Sheppard did show up but apparently no milkshakes were imbibed by him.
Cher opened Pixie Dust today where Ino, Dorkface Delgado, Naminé and Irulan shopped for homecoming dresses that were 100% fur free. In fact no squirrels were harmed in the making of- Oh who would want to wear Squirrel hide anyway?
*chittering*
Why are you showing me a picture of Peter Parker wearing a squirrel hide banana hammock? Wait. No. I don't want to know. If you'll excuse me, I need to take a moment.
*30 seconds of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" plays*
And I'm back. Woo!
Wilson was plying his cooking techniques over in his home where he made a meal fit for the devil and angel himself. Over at MCA, Xander and Bridge had breakfast instead of dinner And then up in #7, Roy was grumpy and lacking on his house cleaning skills when Josh dropped by and-
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!*
Okay. Like I was saying, Josh dropped by and-
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!*
Okay. Just for that you don't find out.
In the evening there were Movies in the Park where The evil mulleted one apparently attended. Somewhere in the preserves Aly was working out with her knives and talked with Deadpool.
Kabuto opened the Devil's nest with a bang, while D'Argo opened up Caritas with a scowl at the new bouncer. Possibly because the new bouncer's new anti-squirrel rules that prevented them from drinking rum. Oh please.. Just stop it already.
And finally, over at the clinic, Wilson grumped about his squirrel-injured-wrist in the morning to Aziraphale. and Stanley had office hours as well
And that it for me tonight. And the squirrels. Who aren't really trying to take over the world by looking fuzzy and cute.
*slight pause*
RUN! GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN! THEY'RE EVIL! PURE EVIL AND THEY ARE GOING TO-
*static*
Yes. It's Jamie Madrox.
On Wednesday.
Not Friday.
Why?
*hushed voice* It's the squirrels! I thought at the beginning that it was some ratings gimmick where the station switched my schedule around but it's much-much deeper than that! It's a conspiracy on such a high scale that it goes all the way into the school and up to-
*chittering*
Oh! Hi guys! *nervous laughter* Just... ah... getting ready to read the news.
*suspicious chittering*
Um. Right. see? The news? Got your notes right here! I was just doing the pre-show chatter! Nothing else! Ha! Ha! Ha! Shall we begin? Yes! Let's begin!
School! Where there was no squirrel usurping whatsoever
What? Stop looking at me like that. There wasn't! It was a-
*Stern chittering*
I'll be good.
*ahem*
In Basic Japanese today, Yodaime talked about verbs, likes, dislikes and wondered why his husband Deadpool wore a sumo diaper to class. Ew.
Meanwhile in Career Choices, Emma forced everyone to watch Dulles' PHysique and TC which featured the episode where Dulles saved the life of a squirrel and she was then given the live of leisure and all the acorns she could ever want. While students watched the tv shows none of them bothered to dress in nurses uniforms. *sigh*
Over at Alternative Tactics, Lt. Kerrigan was missing in action. Possibly abducted by small furry woodland creatures...
*Angry chittering*
Did I say abducted? I meant adopted. Yes. That's what I meant. Anyhow the class was taken over by squirrel minons Rikku and English Pete who had the class talk trash and then fight an evil undead high priestess whose evil minions hoarded nuts from other woodland creatures during the winter and-
Do you really expect people to buy this?
*Angry chittering*
Moving on to Modern Feminism, Deadpool had the class break into groups to discuss what students thought made a good feminist role model... which... actually sounds like a coherent class. Wade? You're not a squirrel robot made of acorn husks are you? And if you are you wouldn't really tell me even if I was talking very quietly. Also? I think the squirrels can hear me.
*thunk*
Ow.
In other news, the School Paper was released today which did not contain any articles on how rodents may or not be taking over the world. Allegedly.
*chittering*
I SAID ALLEGEDLY!
Aziraphale opened up Study Hall today and did crosswords. And while Lana, Neil and Annette came by,no word on any squirrely vists so that must mean Aziraphale has some power that repels these furry demon spawn.
*thunk*
Ow! Alleged furry demon spawn.
Adah spent a good portion of her time at the libray reading books. Possibly on the subject of toxic nuts and how they can affect the human anatomy and weaken our willpower leaving us open to mind control. River spent most of her visit in the library talking to herself, while Adah apparently had cute UST with a freshwater eel.
The Chef served up a fine menu today except it seemed to be lacking one important item: Nuts. Nuts are one of the best plant source of protein. They are rich in fiber and antioxidants such as vitamine E and selenium. It should be a part of every meal and the chef should add it to the menu... If he knows what's good for him. Naomi braved the nutless meal even at the risk of being attacked for crossing the Squirrel picket line... which never existed.
Squall, aka "Mr. Grumpy Pants" slept through his office hours. No word on whether he fell asleep next to a strange pile of acorns which affected his mind and-
Oh. Hi Squirrels. What was I saying? Oh, yes...
Over at the office everyone at the office was in a panic over the missing egg. Which, when found, had mysteriously grown. Were there acorn husks nearby? Perhaps a little bit of grey hair?
*chittering*
I'm not implying anything!
Dorms! Where Everyone should run out of before...
*Stern Chittering*
Before the Chef runs out of cheeseboorgers! You didn't let me finish!
Up on the roof, Karal did his morning prayers to the god "Skippy: The provider of acorns in the wintertime." All hail Skippy!
I can't believe I just read that out loud.
Turtle was manning the homecoming ticket sales and the nomination voting box and keeping the voting safe from the manipulative plans of any small rodents who might or might not be planning something.
Early in the morning I got a call from a certain Dorkface Delgado, the topic of which is none of your business. Nope. Not at all. I'm just going to be grinning like a big dork over here. Pay no attention.
Up on the roof, Karal did his morning prayers with his squirrely minion Lana. Together they prayed to their god "Skippy: The provider of acorns in the wintertime." All hail Skippy!
I can't believe I read that out loud
In the afternoon, Anders and Bridge helped Wyatt by moving all his furniture down the hallway. Wasn't that nice? Gosh. I wish my roommate was that nice. Steve-Peter gets together with Isabel and asks her to homecoming. Chris stopped by Andrew's room to share a pizza with the book of shadows.
Is it me or does a book of shadows sound like a really bad pizza topping? Just me? Okay.
Annette skipped and pizza and worked out. Willow was visited by Dawn who is not so much happy with the casting of spells. Troy interrupted AJ's artwork to announce that he hooked up with Anders over the weekend for illicit snuggles. Dude? Who didn't hook up with someone other than the person they were seeing? You just should have done what Chad did for Teddy, bake cookies, ask for forgiveness and then to the homecoming dance!
Anders, after being awesome to Wyatt gave Lana a shoulder to cry on about Jim leaving. Hoshi was doing some studying when Robin dropped by. Possibly to escape from the evil squirrel inqui-
*thunk*
Ow! I mean... I meant the weevil Squirrel inquest on how awesome they are! Yeah. That's the ticket.
And over in the gym, the cheerleaders got together and cheered. Possibly kicked. Maybe jumped. Definitely yelled.
In the evening Cassandra was moving furniture in the fifth floor common room to help teach Naminé to dance. Irulan boggled at Cass, while Billy asked Cass to the dance and got turned down. Sokka was unnerved by the moved furniture while Naminé explained the whole dancing thing to Irulan. Billy gives a nod to Naminé and Sokka disagrees with Naminé in that there is never enough girlkissy in the world.
Right. On.
Over in the second floor Common room Wyatt had ANTM on when Johnny came by and apparently were more fierce than a bunch of squirrels separated from their magical nuts which will be use take over the entire campus!
*Angry Chittering*
ALLEGEDLY!
Also in the common room, Johnny and Isabel made obscene gestures at each other while Charlie makes Johnny her Cookie taste tester so she can be sure they weren't poisoned by small furry rodents. Isabel wasn't happy with the ANTM episode so she chatted with Wyatt while Charlie explained to Wyatt and Isabel why she's making cookies for Andrew. Chad tries out Charlie's cookies and tells her about how being with Teddy gives him special powers which, yes, is dirty. Adam also tries some cookies but apparently they don't give him magical powers. Which is sad because everyone needs to have powers to prevent themselves from being mind controlled by evil squirrels.
*chittering*
Fine. Alleged evil squirrels.
In Town! Where the small furry rodents don't have the local government wrapped around their fingers!
Really. It's all a rumor started by the liberal media.
Over at the Banana Stand George Micheal realized he was a man-whore. Whether or not he was under the influence of chemically treated nuts which would allow some degree of mind control is up for debate.
*Angry chittering*
But not here on WTFH where clearly we don't believe that crap.
Johnny was in a bad mood over at the Photo Hut. Mary stopped by with Cookies, Meg came by to get a camera for homecoming and Leo wanted to talk to Johnny about Halloween.
No word on whether these visits improved Johnny's mood. Perhaps he should have dropped by the police station where due to a Squirrel clerical error an overabundence of donuts were being given out by Dale Cooper. Aiden dropped by for the free food and met Dale. Leo dropped by too, but seemed afraid of the doughnuts. Don't worry Leo! The squirrels haven't gotten to the donuts yet!
Hoshi happily shared recipes with Gunther before opening up The Arms and then talking with Jack. Beauty opened the post office. And over at Luke's Diner, AJ was blissfully working on his artwork completely unaware of any any small rodents watching his every move. Beauty came in for a milkshake and Ino admired AJ's drawing.
Someone who was in a good mood today was Andrew who was in high spirits today but no explanation was given. You didn't fall asleep by any strange piles of nuts did you Andrew? Be careful! Beauty brought a milkshake with her. No word on whether it brought any boys to the yard. John Sheppard did show up but apparently no milkshakes were imbibed by him.
Cher opened Pixie Dust today where Ino, Dorkface Delgado, Naminé and Irulan shopped for homecoming dresses that were 100% fur free. In fact no squirrels were harmed in the making of- Oh who would want to wear Squirrel hide anyway?
*chittering*
Why are you showing me a picture of Peter Parker wearing a squirrel hide banana hammock? Wait. No. I don't want to know. If you'll excuse me, I need to take a moment.
*30 seconds of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" plays*
And I'm back. Woo!
Wilson was plying his cooking techniques over in his home where he made a meal fit for the devil and angel himself. Over at MCA, Xander and Bridge had breakfast instead of dinner And then up in #7, Roy was grumpy and lacking on his house cleaning skills when Josh dropped by and-
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!*
Okay. Like I was saying, Josh dropped by and-
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!*
Okay. Just for that you don't find out.
In the evening there were Movies in the Park where The evil mulleted one apparently attended. Somewhere in the preserves Aly was working out with her knives and talked with Deadpool.
Kabuto opened the Devil's nest with a bang, while D'Argo opened up Caritas with a scowl at the new bouncer. Possibly because the new bouncer's new anti-squirrel rules that prevented them from drinking rum. Oh please.. Just stop it already.
And finally, over at the clinic, Wilson grumped about his squirrel-injured-wrist in the morning to Aziraphale. and Stanley had office hours as well
And that it for me tonight. And the squirrels. Who aren't really trying to take over the world by looking fuzzy and cute.
*slight pause*
RUN! GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN! THEY'RE EVIL! PURE EVIL AND THEY ARE GOING TO-
*static*