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Fandom Radio [Friday, 09/21]
"Hello, Fandom! This is Robin Scherbatsky, reporting for...what's our callsign? Oh! Reporting for WTFH. I know...um, about four of you by now, and have rodents avidly watching my every move. This should be one of the more interesting broadcasts of my career.
School
Okay, first of all, office hours, which sound like a real exciting section of the news. Vala was visited by Kerrigan in hers, Hades was visited by Sora, and Harriet was visited by Jeff in hers. Meanwhile, John Winchester, Steve, Ares, Chuck and Lulu all went unvisited. How sad, aww.
Aly opened the teachers' lounge, and was visited by her favorite Mountie, and...wow, I guess it is true. I wonder if he has a horse. Um, anyway, Harriet announced who has detention tomorrow, you lucky people. And Turtle, Hoshi and Billy had cake in the cafeteria. I want cake now. Karal opened the library, where he was visited by both Gavin and Molly.
And then there were classes. In Debating, everyone learned about...straw men. Okay. And then generalizations were made about Valentine. Ooh, ooh, I have one. It's an overrated holiday and also those conversation hearts taste like ass. Anyway. Cher was attentive during the lecture, and the kids all argue. As you do, in debating class.
And then there's math, which I was never all that good at but it's not because there isn't math in Canada! No matter what anyone tells you! Um, not that I ever had that argument with anyone. Anyway, people took notes and whatnot during the lecture. And then there were math games. How...fun. Also fun? Handing in homework! Whoo! Look, I'm trying.
Then there was Interdisciplinary Studies, which talked about how to dress yourself, with the help of Tink. Students were actually entertained during the lecture, and discussed fashion and stuff before trying on some new clothes. Squall argued with his guest about the whereabouts of some alcohol, and was bothered after class by Ed.
And then, there was Barney's 'class.' You guys can't see how I'm air-quoting here, but I am. And, okay, kids? I'm going to let you in on a secret here. Professor Stinson? His nickname back home is Swarley. Everyone should call him this. Please. He'll be happy, even if he's pretending not to be.
So anyway, in his 'class' today, Swarles taught about...HEY. Um, anyway, he taught about pretending to care and used no personal examples from anyone's life. And then the kids took notes! And then they all discussed faking emotions, which is an awesome thing to teach kids, Swarlos. Don't mind him, guys, he's just lonely. Hoshi brought muffins and so help me, Swarhili, if you made a dirty joke at her and it's not in the notes....
Anyway. That was it for classes.
Dorms
John Sheppard -- my notes are specific, so I'm guessing there's a bunch of you -- caught up with Adam, who has no last name in these notes. I wonder if it's just not listed, or if you're like...Madonna, or something, and just don't have a last name. Anyway, Dawn -- that's D-A-W-N, not D-O-N like in the mob -- gave him some girl advice. Good to hear that it's the girl spelling, huh? I'm totally picturing some big guy with a thick accent and a plate of spaghetti dishing about girls now, anyone else?
AJ and Annette have it out over their whole big thing, according to the notes. Since I don't know what 'whole big thing' is meant, I'm going to say it's custody of an elephant. Wow. Hope you guys got through it okay. Savannah was visited by Beauty, who didn't know how CD players work until today. I bet Middle-of-Nowheresville misses you. Savannah didn't like that the radio has been calling Johnny names, apparently, which makes it all the much harder for me to call him a poo head. I kinda thought that was our job? Making fun of random people? It was in the job description.
Naomi studied like a good kid, and John -- still Sheppard -- and Jaina had a romantic date in the garage. You should steal her a novelty item, John. Girls love that. Evie taught Ino how to use a computer, and Aravis and Seely were all hormonal at each other or something. Your parents must have hated you, to give you those names. Wow. Further on the bad name and teenage makeout front, Valentine and Naminé had a date. Aww.
Troy tried to write a letter but I guess it was just too difficult or something, until AJ showed up all sad. Poor AJ, losing the elephant custody like that. I'm just guessing. Annette didn't deal well either, and left a note for Dick. I hope that's someone's name, because I'm pretty sure those can't read. I mean, bravo if I'm wrong.
Town
There was a faculty appreciation party at Cafe Fina tonight, where there were a few arrivals, some mingling, lots of food and, most importantly, the booze. Robin -- not me -- thanked Naminé for doing everything, and Anemone stopped by to say hi. And, aww, Valentine picked up Naminé from work. Who named you guys? God.
Leo opened the Photo Hut, George Michael opened the banana stand -- there's a euphemism if I ever heard one, and it apparently caught Sokka's attention too. Sora opened Turtle and Canary and Beauty came by to buy a pen, Sokka opened the post office and River opened the hotel. Okay, kids, seriously. Petition your parents for a name change. I bet you could make money off that or something.
Over at one bar, there was butterscotch, and at the other bar, that guy who utterly failed at picking me up was there. Ew to both. At the latter, we also had Deadpool and Lulu and her apparently impressive rack. ...go, Lulu! And elsewhere, Arashi was watched by a mysterious man. Oooooooooooooh.
And finally, Katara's brother visited her when she was at work at the clinic.
And that's it! Remember what I said about Swarley, people, don't piss off the squirrels -- I'm learning! -- and remember that your neighbors to the north really do have things like math even if we do sometimes have weird accents. Mine's cool, though. You're just all jealous. Goodnight, Fandom!"
School
Okay, first of all, office hours, which sound like a real exciting section of the news. Vala was visited by Kerrigan in hers, Hades was visited by Sora, and Harriet was visited by Jeff in hers. Meanwhile, John Winchester, Steve, Ares, Chuck and Lulu all went unvisited. How sad, aww.
Aly opened the teachers' lounge, and was visited by her favorite Mountie, and...wow, I guess it is true. I wonder if he has a horse. Um, anyway, Harriet announced who has detention tomorrow, you lucky people. And Turtle, Hoshi and Billy had cake in the cafeteria. I want cake now. Karal opened the library, where he was visited by both Gavin and Molly.
And then there were classes. In Debating, everyone learned about...straw men. Okay. And then generalizations were made about Valentine. Ooh, ooh, I have one. It's an overrated holiday and also those conversation hearts taste like ass. Anyway. Cher was attentive during the lecture, and the kids all argue. As you do, in debating class.
And then there's math, which I was never all that good at but it's not because there isn't math in Canada! No matter what anyone tells you! Um, not that I ever had that argument with anyone. Anyway, people took notes and whatnot during the lecture. And then there were math games. How...fun. Also fun? Handing in homework! Whoo! Look, I'm trying.
Then there was Interdisciplinary Studies, which talked about how to dress yourself, with the help of Tink. Students were actually entertained during the lecture, and discussed fashion and stuff before trying on some new clothes. Squall argued with his guest about the whereabouts of some alcohol, and was bothered after class by Ed.
And then, there was Barney's 'class.' You guys can't see how I'm air-quoting here, but I am. And, okay, kids? I'm going to let you in on a secret here. Professor Stinson? His nickname back home is Swarley. Everyone should call him this. Please. He'll be happy, even if he's pretending not to be.
So anyway, in his 'class' today, Swarles taught about...HEY. Um, anyway, he taught about pretending to care and used no personal examples from anyone's life. And then the kids took notes! And then they all discussed faking emotions, which is an awesome thing to teach kids, Swarlos. Don't mind him, guys, he's just lonely. Hoshi brought muffins and so help me, Swarhili, if you made a dirty joke at her and it's not in the notes....
Anyway. That was it for classes.
Dorms
John Sheppard -- my notes are specific, so I'm guessing there's a bunch of you -- caught up with Adam, who has no last name in these notes. I wonder if it's just not listed, or if you're like...Madonna, or something, and just don't have a last name. Anyway, Dawn -- that's D-A-W-N, not D-O-N like in the mob -- gave him some girl advice. Good to hear that it's the girl spelling, huh? I'm totally picturing some big guy with a thick accent and a plate of spaghetti dishing about girls now, anyone else?
AJ and Annette have it out over their whole big thing, according to the notes. Since I don't know what 'whole big thing' is meant, I'm going to say it's custody of an elephant. Wow. Hope you guys got through it okay. Savannah was visited by Beauty, who didn't know how CD players work until today. I bet Middle-of-Nowheresville misses you. Savannah didn't like that the radio has been calling Johnny names, apparently, which makes it all the much harder for me to call him a poo head. I kinda thought that was our job? Making fun of random people? It was in the job description.
Naomi studied like a good kid, and John -- still Sheppard -- and Jaina had a romantic date in the garage. You should steal her a novelty item, John. Girls love that. Evie taught Ino how to use a computer, and Aravis and Seely were all hormonal at each other or something. Your parents must have hated you, to give you those names. Wow. Further on the bad name and teenage makeout front, Valentine and Naminé had a date. Aww.
Troy tried to write a letter but I guess it was just too difficult or something, until AJ showed up all sad. Poor AJ, losing the elephant custody like that. I'm just guessing. Annette didn't deal well either, and left a note for Dick. I hope that's someone's name, because I'm pretty sure those can't read. I mean, bravo if I'm wrong.
Town
There was a faculty appreciation party at Cafe Fina tonight, where there were a few arrivals, some mingling, lots of food and, most importantly, the booze. Robin -- not me -- thanked Naminé for doing everything, and Anemone stopped by to say hi. And, aww, Valentine picked up Naminé from work. Who named you guys? God.
Leo opened the Photo Hut, George Michael opened the banana stand -- there's a euphemism if I ever heard one, and it apparently caught Sokka's attention too. Sora opened Turtle and Canary and Beauty came by to buy a pen, Sokka opened the post office and River opened the hotel. Okay, kids, seriously. Petition your parents for a name change. I bet you could make money off that or something.
Over at one bar, there was butterscotch, and at the other bar, that guy who utterly failed at picking me up was there. Ew to both. At the latter, we also had Deadpool and Lulu and her apparently impressive rack. ...go, Lulu! And elsewhere, Arashi was watched by a mysterious man. Oooooooooooooh.
And finally, Katara's brother visited her when she was at work at the clinic.
And that's it! Remember what I said about Swarley, people, don't piss off the squirrels -- I'm learning! -- and remember that your neighbors to the north really do have things like math even if we do sometimes have weird accents. Mine's cool, though. You're just all jealous. Goodnight, Fandom!"
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