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fandom_radio2017-04-02 12:02 pm
so_hawkward) wrote in fandom_radio2017-04-02 12:02 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, April 2nd
Good morning, everyone. This is Clint Barton and yeah, it's one of those weekends again. I'm still hot as a woman though, so I can't get too mad at this place. Anyway, I'm sure there was a lot of freaking out yesterday, so let's see what the squirrels have for us.
Over at the school, Ahsoka was her normal self at the library, but Rhys came in all frantic because he'd woken up as a girl, and Ahsoka tried to assure him that this stuff always wears off eventually, like when people turn into animals. Yeah, we'll all be normal again tomorrow... probably... as normal as any of us usually are, at least.
Anyway, in the dorms, the third floor common room got taken over by Kuzco who was still a llama, but was now a female llama. Aww, that's just adding to the insult, Fandom. Dante, also a lady for the moment, yelled at Kuzco for how loud his whining and moaning was, and they compared their attractiveness as females. Considering one of you is also a talking llama, I don't think that was much of a competition.
The island's fun seems to have continued into town as Kanan and Hera woke up in the opposite genders, but after they established that neither of them had done this on purpose and it was probably Fandom's fault, they were pretty chill about the situation and just tried to figure out how to get dressed. Parker and Hardison were also pretty resigned to their fate, although Hardison tried to sleep and pretend nothing was happening. Hardison found Eliot had turned into a woman too, and they made out a little to see what it was like as women. I really can't judge there. Eliot also gave Parker some, uh, masculine body advice. I think you're all smart enough to piece that one together without me. Peter didn't let being a woman get in the way of his weekly "pizza, beer, and movie" night; Kanan just wanted to make sure Peter wasn't going to show a cartoon or a musical, and Hera was interested in talking about how young Earth is compared to her and Kanan's world.
At the Perk, Tony was people watching when Steve came in--they figured out who each other were despite their female bodies, and Tony assured Steve that he'd probably be fine by Monday, which is good because Steve has to... film some public service announcements? *long muffled laughter* Oh, this is why we let him be the Captain. Peter also came in, and he and Tony talked about how often the island does this, and the merits of keeping extra clothes on hand for situations like this. Thankfully, I ended up being about the same size as my lovely wife, so we just got to trade clothes. Speaking of clothes, Ada was kind enough to set up a sale at Demon Marcus; she helped Dante find pants that fit--and a sports bra, although he didn't seem to be minding his new lady parts, and when Isabela came in wearing nothing but a bedsheet, Ada got her some boy-friendly clothes too. Dante was still loitering around, so he and Isabela admired each other's temporary bodies and nope, talking about teenagers like this isn't less weird when everything else is weird too. Sparkle also stopped in, to thank Ada for opening the place up for everyone.
Jono was in a good mood at Groovy Tunes despite being a lady for the moment, and Hannibal--also female--came by with food since Jono's female body is normal, which means... oh hey, he can eat real food and all that. That's actually kind of a nice benefit to this whole thing. Dante also stopped in to talk with Jono about, and I quote, "superhero shit." Not a strange conversation topic around here, actually. Finally, Jenkins had The Magic Box open with a sign inviting people to try body-modification spells in the store. He wasn't affected by the island weirdness, and neither was Peridot--she was kind of confused about the idea of spells that could make people shift, and she ended up talking to Jenkins about how strange humans are in general. Peter didn't think Jenkins' idea was really responsible, but he assured Peter that it would further scientific knowledge, and that's important. Parker was curious about trying some of the spells, but wanted Jenkins to promise that anything strange... or, well, more strange that happened to her could be undone.
That seems to be all the notes, so I hope everyone else is still doing all right today. Just relax and enjoy your time seeing how the other half live, and remember that we'll all be fine tomorrow. Probably.
Over at the school, Ahsoka was her normal self at the library, but Rhys came in all frantic because he'd woken up as a girl, and Ahsoka tried to assure him that this stuff always wears off eventually, like when people turn into animals. Yeah, we'll all be normal again tomorrow... probably... as normal as any of us usually are, at least.
Anyway, in the dorms, the third floor common room got taken over by Kuzco who was still a llama, but was now a female llama. Aww, that's just adding to the insult, Fandom. Dante, also a lady for the moment, yelled at Kuzco for how loud his whining and moaning was, and they compared their attractiveness as females. Considering one of you is also a talking llama, I don't think that was much of a competition.
The island's fun seems to have continued into town as Kanan and Hera woke up in the opposite genders, but after they established that neither of them had done this on purpose and it was probably Fandom's fault, they were pretty chill about the situation and just tried to figure out how to get dressed. Parker and Hardison were also pretty resigned to their fate, although Hardison tried to sleep and pretend nothing was happening. Hardison found Eliot had turned into a woman too, and they made out a little to see what it was like as women. I really can't judge there. Eliot also gave Parker some, uh, masculine body advice. I think you're all smart enough to piece that one together without me. Peter didn't let being a woman get in the way of his weekly "pizza, beer, and movie" night; Kanan just wanted to make sure Peter wasn't going to show a cartoon or a musical, and Hera was interested in talking about how young Earth is compared to her and Kanan's world.
At the Perk, Tony was people watching when Steve came in--they figured out who each other were despite their female bodies, and Tony assured Steve that he'd probably be fine by Monday, which is good because Steve has to... film some public service announcements? *long muffled laughter* Oh, this is why we let him be the Captain. Peter also came in, and he and Tony talked about how often the island does this, and the merits of keeping extra clothes on hand for situations like this. Thankfully, I ended up being about the same size as my lovely wife, so we just got to trade clothes. Speaking of clothes, Ada was kind enough to set up a sale at Demon Marcus; she helped Dante find pants that fit--and a sports bra, although he didn't seem to be minding his new lady parts, and when Isabela came in wearing nothing but a bedsheet, Ada got her some boy-friendly clothes too. Dante was still loitering around, so he and Isabela admired each other's temporary bodies and nope, talking about teenagers like this isn't less weird when everything else is weird too. Sparkle also stopped in, to thank Ada for opening the place up for everyone.
Jono was in a good mood at Groovy Tunes despite being a lady for the moment, and Hannibal--also female--came by with food since Jono's female body is normal, which means... oh hey, he can eat real food and all that. That's actually kind of a nice benefit to this whole thing. Dante also stopped in to talk with Jono about, and I quote, "superhero shit." Not a strange conversation topic around here, actually. Finally, Jenkins had The Magic Box open with a sign inviting people to try body-modification spells in the store. He wasn't affected by the island weirdness, and neither was Peridot--she was kind of confused about the idea of spells that could make people shift, and she ended up talking to Jenkins about how strange humans are in general. Peter didn't think Jenkins' idea was really responsible, but he assured Peter that it would further scientific knowledge, and that's important. Parker was curious about trying some of the spells, but wanted Jenkins to promise that anything strange... or, well, more strange that happened to her could be undone.
That seems to be all the notes, so I hope everyone else is still doing all right today. Just relax and enjoy your time seeing how the other half live, and remember that we'll all be fine tomorrow. Probably.