Pirate Radio, Sunday, January 22

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

This be likeguidelines, back at the microphone after two long weeks. Did ye miss me? If ye didn't, lie. Ye'll hurt me delicate pirate feelings otherwise. Hope ye've been enjoyin' our new radio talent--tomorrow ye will be gettin' the chance t' vote on the seven people or things ye want t' bring ye the news this semester.

If I be not among them, I be sulkin' more than Anakin Skywalker. Ye don't want t' be responsible fer that, now do ye?

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
The princi-PAL be in his office. No one be bringin' him any pie or botherin' him today. Mayhap ye can be taught! Parker be havin' a chat wit' Dean Washburn in her office. Dean Washburn's, I mean. Not Parker's. I be not thinkin' Parker be havin' an office.

Oh, and nicely done, Archie 'n Anders. Ye be gettin' everyone in the dorms t' wake up t' hear ye gettin' called t' Dean Zordon's office.

Roomin'
Not that anyone who be on the second floor be sleepin' all that soundly t' begin with, thanks t' certain brothers that I could be mentionin'. The common room be goin' boom durin' the night. Marty be most distressed t' see it. Jaye be addin' doilies t' the charred mess. I be not sure that be makin' things much better. Quinn be tryin' wit' primer 'n paint. Most o' the dorm be showin' up t' help. And Sakura be givin' Ed a piece o' her mind fer his part in what happened.

John Connor be sellin' lofts. Ye want yer bed to hang in the air? Get a hammock. Cally be not happy wit' Anders fer the fight he be havin' wit' Archie last night. But before ye be gettin' too worried, be assured that Callynanders be cute later this evenin'.

Paige be sick today. Mayhap it's the same thing that had Rory so pathetic-like in the common room yesterday. Han be writin' letters, Walter be havin' dreams, and Alanna's door be painted like the French flag. Ye be havin' me sympathies fer it, Alanna.

Pippi be writin' a letter home, and Aeryn be sharin' Crichton's clothes wit' Tweedledum, err, Cam. Then Tweedledee, err, Crichton be comin' into the room 'n thar be a conversation.

Phoebe 'n Bel be talkin', Ivanova be makin' contact wit' home, and Lee be thinkin' about England, which be an actual country wit' a glorious history and very nice ships that be easy t' steal from in the West Indies.

*coughing*

Movin' on.

Allie 'n Han be watchin' a movie in the fourth floor common room, which be not blown up. As far as I know, in any case. Victor be takin' "hangin' out" a tad too literally in the third floor common room. He be on the ceilin'. Really.

Kara be gettin' some bad news from home. We'll be missin' ye, wench. Come back soon.

The Prinicpal o' Vice be in the lobby chattin' with Veronica, Professor Replicarter, Angela, Isabel 'n our new Security Man-who-be-not-Rover.

And Walter be up on the roof in the rain. If ye want to be wet, ye can just hang out in town, Walter. The Evil Balloon Bandit'll get ye.

Revelin'
Major K! 'n Cameron be havin' a man-to-man-type talk down on Galactica Point.

Veronica, Piper, Chloe, Phoebe, Parker, Mac, Lilly 'n Angela be havin' a girls' day at the NPC Day Spa. I be neither a girl, nor be havin' any interest in havin' me toes painted pretty colors, so I be hearin', um, I mean, there be not too much t' report about their day. Before I be gettin' bored 'n wanderin' off--I mean, before the reports stopped comin' in, we be learnin' that Lilly be givin' Veronica her key back, Angela 'n Mac be gettin' acquainted, and Parker be tellin' Veronica about how Bel be a right idiot yesterday. Jaye--I be hearin' ye have pictures of Angel's payback fer that. Can ye help a pirate out? Parker also be thankin' Piper fer her help yesterday wit' the Bel bein' an idiot 'n switchin' bodies with Angel thing. Which be dumb. Jes in case me point hasn't been made.

Parker 'n Angela be gettin' ready t' brave Special Collections tomorrow. Be careful, wenches--didn't it turn one o' the professors into a newt last semester? Phoebe, fresh out o' the sarcophagus, which I be learnin' about in the Egyptian section o' me art class--why ye be in one, Phoebe? Be ye dead? Not that thar be anything wrong wit' that around here, o' course-- be up 'n walkin' today. 'n gettin' a pedicure, as ye do, I suppose. Ooh, this be good. Veronica apparently be not comin' home last night, spendin' the night with somethin' called a weevil. Veronica? Ye could do better. Weevils are very tiny. Piper 'n Chloe be teasin' her for it, as ye should. Veronica 'n Angela be talkin' about Angela's break-up wit' Marty, which I be sad t' hear of.

Speakin' o' Marty, he be seen in the Sin today. Wonder if that be somethin' t' do wit' the break-up. The Security Man-who-be-not-Rover be checkin' in at the Sin t' make sure that GOB be not a threat t' Becky. Excuse me while I be laughin' at anyone bein' thought to be a threat t' Becky. Jarod be makin' breakfast fer Miho, and be chattin' with Inara. Granny Weatherwax also be comin' t' stay at the Sin. Becky be thrilled. But not as thrilled as GOB, who be sayin' all the wrong things t' Granny. Now he be thinkin' he's a frog. I be givin' rum t' the first person who makes him eat a fly.

Thar be a Valentine's Day special at Jack's Flowers. Someone be wantin' t' tell me what this is about? I be not familiar wit' the holiday.

John 'n Harry be glarin' at each other in the Perk, then Harry be chattin' with Jessica. Later in the Perk, Professor Cregg-who-be-a-teen be messin' wit' Veronica before Veronica be figurin' out who she is. That be kind of mean, aye? Thar also be balloonin'. In fact, if it be happenin' in town, chances are, thar be balloonin'. I'd be sellin' umbrellas if I had any t' spare. Quark 'n Professor Grissom be gettin' acquainted, too, as are Quark 'n Callisto. This conversation be not goin' so well fer Quark. Professor Cregg also be talkin' wit' Professor Grissom. And later that evenin' Walter 'n Arthur be havin' a lovely chat at the Perk that be not at all escalatin' into violence. Really.

At the Emporium, Jaye be gettin' doilies fer her unsuccessful attempt t' clean up the second floor common room ('n gettin' ballooned by the Evil Balloon Bandit), Quinn be pickin' up paint fer her more successful attempt t' clean up the second floor common room ('n be gettin' ballooned, along wit' Professor Tick), and Walter be goin' clothes shoppin'. And be not gettin' ballooned.

Thar be some new faces in town today. Quark be a new landlord--and be meetin' Jenny, one o' his new tenants. Artie be meetin' GOB 'n Susan, Alfred be meetin' Pippi 'n the Baron, who be a cat. He be settin' up his own business. This, strangely enough, be not the first business in town t' be run by a cat. This place be strange.

And speakin' o' strange, Red 'n his cubs be magicked out o' town. Larry, Mo 'n Curly be leavin' town, too--sayin' goodbye t' Wilson 'n Aziraphale. Loz be makin' his own farewells t' Professor Chaucer, which be not so safe fer work, I be told. And then they all be sayin' goodbye t' Professor Cregg, who then be sad on the beach, as ye are.

Deb be writin' in her diary, Ivanova be talkin' wit' Quark 'n Inara at Wonka's, and Deb's be busy tonight wit' the Baron, Han, Faithful, Quark, 'n the Doctor-who-be-a-teenager, all stoppin' by.

At Aziraphale's, Michael be comin' by t' ask about Ben. Be ye not livin' wit' him? Maybe ye should ask him yerself.

Spike's pub be up fer sale. Professor Lyman 'n the Baron be seein' a movie at the theater today. Separately. Professor Lyman also be hearin' about some reckless teenagers who be givin' Joel some attitude last night. That be, far as I can tell, a description that could be applied t' just about everyone at this school.

Doctor House be takin' Vicodin, which I be assured be bad, even if Doctor Wilson's reaction t' it be not tippin' me off. Doctor Wilson be talkin' t' Aziraphale, who be closin' his shop when Dr. Wilson be callin' him, about it later.

Angel be havin' a party tonight at Jeff, God of Pastries. Thar be all manner of conversations goin' on. Isabel 'n Aeryn be talkin' about the gym, Parker 'n Angel be talkin' and gettin' ballooned, Parker 'n Lee be gettin' snuggly. *shuffles papers* That's what it be sayin' here, anyway. Blair be gettin' Parker t' sniff Jaye's hair. I be not askin'. I be not. Angel be givin' Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny his cross back. Be that mean they're gettin' married or somethin'? Angel 'n Alanna be talkin' about torturin' demons, which be wholesome family fun fer any kind of party. The strongest man in the world, Artie, be meeting the strongest girl in the world, Pippi. The world be not exploded yet. Peter 'n Angel be meetin', Peter 'n Jaye be hatin' each other, and Peter 'n Isabel be much less awkward wit' each other today, and both be wet from the Evil Balloon Bandit. Speakin' of which, Jaye be callin' the balloon bandit a bitch and be livin' t' tell the tale. I'd be sayin' that I be proud t' know ye, but I be afraid that be puttin' me in the way o' the balloon bandit who already has a vendetta against me fer some reason. Bridge also be gettin' ballooned, then has a conversation that makes sense t' him 'n Blair, which be good, because none o' the rest of us be understandin' them. Quinn also be gettin' ballooned. Then Crichton be steppin' on her foot. Quinn be not havin' a good week.

Angel be makin' a toast, and Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny be announcin' that he be not sleepin' with Molly. In case any of ye were wonderin'. Blair be wantin' his shirt back, thar be lots o' compliments fer Angela's new hair, Angel 'n Callisto be cute. Then they be ballooned. Angel be tellin' Archie about his no-good-very-bad day yesterday, and Archie be tellin' Angela and Callisto about his trip t' Dean Zordon's office. Thar be all manner o' small talk, too. And more balloons. Jaye and Archie be, and I be quotin' here, "dorky," and Lee be wonderin' why anyone would be thinkin' that Rory 'n Anakin be more than friends.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the...um...man wit' the hat that be almost as nice as mine, and have a good night!

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky, thankfully, didn't hear the radio. If he did, he would have heard the part about the sarcophaugs and would have gone medieval on a certain Goa'uld.

But he didn't because that plot is for next month because he didn't hear the radio.

[deadly_little]

Miho turned off the radio.

Pirate.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordy throws a pillow at the radio when she hears it. She doesn't want to be associated with Logan if everyone thinks he's a pedophile. Not that that will stop the scrapbooking, of course.

[[I LOVE YOUUUU, BARBOSSA!]]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory picked up her radio from the floor, and did not throw anything at it.

Because the pirate is nice, and she had missed him lots.

[YAY BARBOSSA!!!]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

If Angel was the kind of guy who blushed he might've been a bit pink at some of what the radio said about him. But... vampire so pretty much sticking with the all pale all the time.

Ahem.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto bristled a little at being called cute. Then decided they were referring to Angel, and stopped bristling.

[ooc: YAY! Pirate!]

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Archie sighs and puts his pillow over his face when he hears his name mentioned next to Anders's. He still wants to know what "dorky" means. He hopes it's a compliment.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker growls at the mention of the hair-sniffing, then at the mention of snuggling with Lee (it was solace! Please!) then smiles grimly. No mention of a bunny-napping. Good. She just wonders how she'll survive tomorrow's ransom demand with her dignity intact.

Better than the bunnynappers will, she decides.

_{[Barbossa gone so long! Wahh!}

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

From the roof, Walter listened to the radio and gave the greatest of thanks that Barbossa hadn't seen the scene in the Perk.

He'd take commentaries on his love life over a replay of that particular nightmare.

He made a mental note to send the pirate some rum - not that watered down grog shite.

[ooc: bravo!]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica groaned when she heard about her spending the night at Weevil's. Why couldn't anyone grasp that they were just friends? However, she was amused by the Pirate's comments, though she doubted Weevil would be.

[ooc: WB!! *clings*]

[demonbelthazor]

Bel heard the broadcast and groaned. He definitely wasn't leaving his room again.

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Carmen and Daisy were kind enough to let GOB listen to the radio. When he heard the part about that damned Mountie checking if he was a threat to Becky, he hopped onto a chair, his gaze narrowed, and he said very slowly, "Ribbit."

This may have been a complete coincidence, though, due to OMGWTFTHINKSHE'SAFROG!!!

[can_be_more]

[ZOMG I HAVE MISSED BARBOSSA!!!]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Har! What a good Broadcast! Har! *gives the pirate rum*]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

After listening to the radio Alanna had but one question, "Great. What the hell is a French flag?"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]