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Fandom Radio, Saturday, August 25, 2007
"Hey look! I'm back. I'm sure you all missed me. Insert 'by this much' joke here. Anyway, we've got news, I have Doritos and...what else. Notes! There are notes. This is Hades on WTFH pirate radio, now with 100% less pirate and 100% more violence.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
There aren't any. Because it's Saturday. Go figure. But Dean Drax did get a visit from a fairy. Or he is a fairy. Maybe he's a ballerina. Let's call him Dean Twinkle Toes from now on.
Dorms: Mmm Bop
Carol decided that leaping up several stairs in a single bound would make him a superhero. It didn't. He ran into Jack, my former co-host, who's now back in his own body and I don't wanna know. But apparently virtue is intact and Gavin is (and I quote) 'very cute'. Good for you, Gav. Carol ditched Jack and hightailed it to Molly's room for some face-groping. This was after Jack woke up on Molly's floor in his own body and Carol woke up with Cedric. Aaaand after all THAT in this little debacle, Jack went to do things with Cedric that can't be said on radio.
Down in ye olde Second Floor Common Room, Savannah decided to bake some cookies with the cheerleaders, namely Buffy.
Up on the roof, Robin broke out the banjo to sing some froggy songs as frogs do. In the Fourth Floor Common Room, Isabel who's not gone like she kept saying she would be but is, in fact, back was watching Iron Chef. Not to be confused by the clearly superior Fandom Chef. Steve Peter used the almight superpower known as 'puppy dog eyes' to get a hold of the remote control and Marco was disappointed that the show didn't involve power tools.
The gym was still taken up today by Cheer Camp. Savannah wanted to be tossed around, but Annie wasn't up for it. Everyone got their cheer groove on and practiced their kicks and jabs (who knew cheerleading was so violent?) and Claire worked on her handsprings.
Savannah wrote a letter when she wasn't cheering her guts out, Seely and Visa had takeout and makeout at Kraken cabin for their anniversary and A.J. the weird artist kid was painting his floor again. Troy and A.J. the weird artist kid wondered if classes were going to be fun and Annie swung by to ask about that thing that happened that time the other night. With the thing. And the guy with the hair. Yeah, that time.
In the meantime, Turtle sent emails out and the squirrels really need to put these notes in better order, because Sam told Dawn something that's a huge spoiler for what's to come. Stay tuned, kids, it's worth the listen.
Fandom, Fandom, It's a Decent Town. The School is Up and the Causeway is Down
Dean Twinkle Toes, otherwise known as Drax...left town, probably for good. Aww and we didn't even have a highly charged showdown. I'm wounded.
The usual places were open. Leo opened Photo Hut, Al chillaxed at Book Haven, Gabriel opened the church, Mary's not a cat at The Arms Hotel where she and Leo talked families and got drunk and where she was comforted by John Connor. Turns out the reason for the drinks is that she got some bad news. Charlie opened Groovy Tunes, the damp guy opened the Post Office, Sheriff Mustang was at the Trooper Station where Ed stopped in for a little talk. Squall duked it out with Tink over the last of the tequila.
Setsuna opened Lucy's and D'Argo, whoever the heck that is, opened Caritas. The bar section was the place to be and Mary stopped in for even more drinking and to talk to this D'Argo guy.
Earlier in the park, the jocks and the cheerleaders had a wet t-shirt competition. Or a water fight. Whatever you want to call it. Adam and Sokka waged war, then Adam took on Z. River fought Buffy and Evie. Chad and Savannah took on Jim. Willow and Evie tag-teamed Sokka. Adam snuck up on Annie, Savannah went after Johnny and Little Bo Peep went after Z. Z and Andros shot each other and Evie got a little enthusiastic about the whole thing.
Christian did paperwork in the clinic during the morning and Wilson was pacing during the night shift. Scar came in bleeding and Roy was there for treatment too. A little later, Josh took a bleeding and pale Aly into the clinic as well.
Deadpool patched Arashi up and the First Family of Fandom settled in for the night after some major, major butt kicking.
What am I talking about? I said stay tuned.
Ding, Dong the [really, really long microphone feedback] is Gone!
Our dear, wonderful High Inquisitor Princess Lady Dolly Umbridge the Fourth got a little taste of her own medicine tonight. And by medicine, I mean a fist full of go [microphone feedback] yourself. The support team keeping an eye out was made up of Barney, the Mountie, Josh and Xander. While they did the sidekick thing, Billy watched from afar and the strike team planned their attack.
Aly, Arashi and Deadpool went in through the front, Vala and Squall went through the windows and Ares, Anakin and Sheriff Mustang went for a rear entry. Holy mother [microphone feedback]-ing [microphone feedback]. Umbridge killed Deadpool. And I missed it. I just had to stay in and watch that Ricki Lake episode about chinchillas. Sigh. Oh wait, she might have killed him, but apparently he got better because he's the Ratman. And Aly broke her wand. Umbridge's wand. That's not a euphemism, okay? Let's just not go there. At all.
And as if her capture and wand-breaking wasn't enough, everyone got their share of the 'haha sucker' comments to her. I love mortal bickering. Arashi questioned her power now that she was wandless, Sheriff Mustang decided that karma would get the better of her and she hoped he liked his scars. Touche. Scar insisted on her handing over her quill, Squall got smug in her face despite the blood loss, Xander and the Mountie broke her cool by pointing out she had no authority, ouch, and awww, Dolly hated Aly most of all. What a compliment to go out on!
But wait! That's not all. You also get a free set of steak knives! Wait, no, wrong script. Here we go. They couldn't let her go and killing her wouldn't be on the agenda with so many goody two-shoes around, so there was only one place to go. To the library! Is that right? Yeeeeah, apparently that's right. Thursday was there waiting for them. Aly, Sheriff Mustang and Papa Winchester brought the tied-up toad woman to the waiting Principal Washburn. Hahahaha, I love this town. Zoe punched Umbridge in the face, then they threw her into Special Collections to live a nice, tormented life in crazy land. Sheriff Mustang didn't think it was justice and spent most of the time checking out Aly's 'injuries', but no one else cares, because Dolores Umbridge in all her deluded pink kitten loving glory is gone.
Good times, good times. That's it. Can't really end on a better note than that. Adios, Fandom!"
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
There aren't any. Because it's Saturday. Go figure. But Dean Drax did get a visit from a fairy. Or he is a fairy. Maybe he's a ballerina. Let's call him Dean Twinkle Toes from now on.
Dorms: Mmm Bop
Carol decided that leaping up several stairs in a single bound would make him a superhero. It didn't. He ran into Jack, my former co-host, who's now back in his own body and I don't wanna know. But apparently virtue is intact and Gavin is (and I quote) 'very cute'. Good for you, Gav. Carol ditched Jack and hightailed it to Molly's room for some face-groping. This was after Jack woke up on Molly's floor in his own body and Carol woke up with Cedric. Aaaand after all THAT in this little debacle, Jack went to do things with Cedric that can't be said on radio.
Down in ye olde Second Floor Common Room, Savannah decided to bake some cookies with the cheerleaders, namely Buffy.
Up on the roof, Robin broke out the banjo to sing some froggy songs as frogs do. In the Fourth Floor Common Room, Isabel who's not gone like she kept saying she would be but is, in fact, back was watching Iron Chef. Not to be confused by the clearly superior Fandom Chef. Steve Peter used the almight superpower known as 'puppy dog eyes' to get a hold of the remote control and Marco was disappointed that the show didn't involve power tools.
The gym was still taken up today by Cheer Camp. Savannah wanted to be tossed around, but Annie wasn't up for it. Everyone got their cheer groove on and practiced their kicks and jabs (who knew cheerleading was so violent?) and Claire worked on her handsprings.
Savannah wrote a letter when she wasn't cheering her guts out, Seely and Visa had takeout and makeout at Kraken cabin for their anniversary and A.J. the weird artist kid was painting his floor again. Troy and A.J. the weird artist kid wondered if classes were going to be fun and Annie swung by to ask about that thing that happened that time the other night. With the thing. And the guy with the hair. Yeah, that time.
In the meantime, Turtle sent emails out and the squirrels really need to put these notes in better order, because Sam told Dawn something that's a huge spoiler for what's to come. Stay tuned, kids, it's worth the listen.
Fandom, Fandom, It's a Decent Town. The School is Up and the Causeway is Down
Dean Twinkle Toes, otherwise known as Drax...left town, probably for good. Aww and we didn't even have a highly charged showdown. I'm wounded.
The usual places were open. Leo opened Photo Hut, Al chillaxed at Book Haven, Gabriel opened the church, Mary's not a cat at The Arms Hotel where she and Leo talked families and got drunk and where she was comforted by John Connor. Turns out the reason for the drinks is that she got some bad news. Charlie opened Groovy Tunes, the damp guy opened the Post Office, Sheriff Mustang was at the Trooper Station where Ed stopped in for a little talk. Squall duked it out with Tink over the last of the tequila.
Setsuna opened Lucy's and D'Argo, whoever the heck that is, opened Caritas. The bar section was the place to be and Mary stopped in for even more drinking and to talk to this D'Argo guy.
Earlier in the park, the jocks and the cheerleaders had a wet t-shirt competition. Or a water fight. Whatever you want to call it. Adam and Sokka waged war, then Adam took on Z. River fought Buffy and Evie. Chad and Savannah took on Jim. Willow and Evie tag-teamed Sokka. Adam snuck up on Annie, Savannah went after Johnny and Little Bo Peep went after Z. Z and Andros shot each other and Evie got a little enthusiastic about the whole thing.
Christian did paperwork in the clinic during the morning and Wilson was pacing during the night shift. Scar came in bleeding and Roy was there for treatment too. A little later, Josh took a bleeding and pale Aly into the clinic as well.
Deadpool patched Arashi up and the First Family of Fandom settled in for the night after some major, major butt kicking.
What am I talking about? I said stay tuned.
Ding, Dong the [really, really long microphone feedback] is Gone!
Our dear, wonderful High Inquisitor Princess Lady Dolly Umbridge the Fourth got a little taste of her own medicine tonight. And by medicine, I mean a fist full of go [microphone feedback] yourself. The support team keeping an eye out was made up of Barney, the Mountie, Josh and Xander. While they did the sidekick thing, Billy watched from afar and the strike team planned their attack.
Aly, Arashi and Deadpool went in through the front, Vala and Squall went through the windows and Ares, Anakin and Sheriff Mustang went for a rear entry. Holy mother [microphone feedback]-ing [microphone feedback]. Umbridge killed Deadpool. And I missed it. I just had to stay in and watch that Ricki Lake episode about chinchillas. Sigh. Oh wait, she might have killed him, but apparently he got better because he's the Ratman. And Aly broke her wand. Umbridge's wand. That's not a euphemism, okay? Let's just not go there. At all.
And as if her capture and wand-breaking wasn't enough, everyone got their share of the 'haha sucker' comments to her. I love mortal bickering. Arashi questioned her power now that she was wandless, Sheriff Mustang decided that karma would get the better of her and she hoped he liked his scars. Touche. Scar insisted on her handing over her quill, Squall got smug in her face despite the blood loss, Xander and the Mountie broke her cool by pointing out she had no authority, ouch, and awww, Dolly hated Aly most of all. What a compliment to go out on!
But wait! That's not all. You also get a free set of steak knives! Wait, no, wrong script. Here we go. They couldn't let her go and killing her wouldn't be on the agenda with so many goody two-shoes around, so there was only one place to go. To the library! Is that right? Yeeeeah, apparently that's right. Thursday was there waiting for them. Aly, Sheriff Mustang and Papa Winchester brought the tied-up toad woman to the waiting Principal Washburn. Hahahaha, I love this town. Zoe punched Umbridge in the face, then they threw her into Special Collections to live a nice, tormented life in crazy land. Sheriff Mustang didn't think it was justice and spent most of the time checking out Aly's 'injuries', but no one else cares, because Dolores Umbridge in all her deluded pink kitten loving glory is gone.
Good times, good times. That's it. Can't really end on a better note than that. Adios, Fandom!"
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Savannah's happy squeal may have been able to be heard in the next state.
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"Ha! She's gone!"