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fandom_radio2016-05-15 08:54 am
captainskullpoopl) wrote in fandom_radio2016-05-15 08:54 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning
Okay, so this is where the magic happens. And by the magic, I mean the work put into recapping all you lil' *BEEP*ers. I'm being beeped? Seriously? C'mon, you can say *BEEP* at least once in a PG-13 movie. That second *BEEP* would have to be cut off, though.
*BEEP*
Yeah, that's not gonna get old or anything. Give me those notes so I can go back home and hide my shame because something stole my awesome suit and is going to be paying me back for it. Or replacing it. Possibly in a fancier fashion. Ooo, ooo, make Stark do it so we can watch Marvel cry.
*chittering*
Isn't it weird how I can understand you?
*chittering*
Yeah, pretty weird. Okay, let's get into the dorms--nice use of bolding. Dante was in his room, angsting over some guy named Anders' phone. I hope they can overcome this minor inconvenience to their love and reunite to some romantic 80's love ballad. Thorin was on the roof, also angsting. Christ, kids. At least wait until you hit twenty before realizing how screwed you are. Lucille showed up to make small talk with him. I hope it was some Downton Abbey style awkward small talk.
And most of the action was in town today with Tamsin--yeah, that's a name--had a Eurovision party. Which is the most European thing possible. Or hipster. One of 'em. Cara stopped by and got the whole kit and crazy, glitter covered kaboodle explained to her. Jessica--wait, we have more than one of the arachnid people here? Seriously? How have we not been sued yet? Anyway, Jessica was swinging around that planet we're hanging out by. I'd go, but I feel like I'd have to make a lot of tough moral choices that would reflect on me in the long term. And I can never decide who to romance. When she got back, she found out that her clothing was gone. Welcome to the club. Also looking for clothing, Jaina.
Over at the gym we had a half naked Steve running around--why the *BEEP* didn't you guys get pictures? We can sell those!
*chittering*
You underestimate the thirst of fans out there, my little rodent friends.
Ahsoka showed up at the gym to work out and instead ogled him. She better have gotten pictures since some people here just failed at it.
*sad chittering*
No, you know what you did wrong. You know. At the Gig, Dani had a horse blanket to wear because sure, just make the horses be naked instead. Pervert. At Groovy Tunes--the *BEEP* is this place? Scooby Doo?--actual old man Whithers, Jono was half naked there before Bob showed up to offer him some magical ones. Wow. Bob the wizard. Nice one.
But that's all we've got. So. Shoo. Move onto the next post. Shoo.
*BEEP*
Yeah, that's not gonna get old or anything. Give me those notes so I can go back home and hide my shame because something stole my awesome suit and is going to be paying me back for it. Or replacing it. Possibly in a fancier fashion. Ooo, ooo, make Stark do it so we can watch Marvel cry.
*chittering*
Isn't it weird how I can understand you?
*chittering*
Yeah, pretty weird. Okay, let's get into the dorms--nice use of bolding. Dante was in his room, angsting over some guy named Anders' phone. I hope they can overcome this minor inconvenience to their love and reunite to some romantic 80's love ballad. Thorin was on the roof, also angsting. Christ, kids. At least wait until you hit twenty before realizing how screwed you are. Lucille showed up to make small talk with him. I hope it was some Downton Abbey style awkward small talk.
And most of the action was in town today with Tamsin--yeah, that's a name--had a Eurovision party. Which is the most European thing possible. Or hipster. One of 'em. Cara stopped by and got the whole kit and crazy, glitter covered kaboodle explained to her. Jessica--wait, we have more than one of the arachnid people here? Seriously? How have we not been sued yet? Anyway, Jessica was swinging around that planet we're hanging out by. I'd go, but I feel like I'd have to make a lot of tough moral choices that would reflect on me in the long term. And I can never decide who to romance. When she got back, she found out that her clothing was gone. Welcome to the club. Also looking for clothing, Jaina.
Over at the gym we had a half naked Steve running around--why the *BEEP* didn't you guys get pictures? We can sell those!
*chittering*
You underestimate the thirst of fans out there, my little rodent friends.
Ahsoka showed up at the gym to work out and instead ogled him. She better have gotten pictures since some people here just failed at it.
*sad chittering*
No, you know what you did wrong. You know. At the Gig, Dani had a horse blanket to wear because sure, just make the horses be naked instead. Pervert. At Groovy Tunes--the *BEEP* is this place? Scooby Doo?--actual old man Whithers, Jono was half naked there before Bob showed up to offer him some magical ones. Wow. Bob the wizard. Nice one.
But that's all we've got. So. Shoo. Move onto the next post. Shoo.