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fandom_radio2016-05-14 10:00 am
talentforlying) wrote in fandom_radio2016-05-14 10:00 am
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WTFH, Saturday, May 15th
*microphone feedback*
Fuck this. Morning, Fandom, and welcome to some place called 'Illium' according to my notes. This is John Constantine and the Fuzzy Voyeurs--
*angry chittering*
You are too. New kids, if no one's told you yet, the squirrels see all and they bring it to the radio station for fucking gossip. I'm all the news that's unfit to print, and here we go:
It was the last day of the first week of Schoo and Supervillainy and You! met, with Fred talking about his time as the supervillain Boomerang. Really, Fred? The Spandex got you? For fuck's sake, man, that stuff is toxic. Of course there were introductions and the kids picked code names. Kids, being a 'professional' hero or villain decreases your life expectancy, and worse, spandex chafes, don't do it. Go for liver damage instead, at least your insurance covers that. Bob is disappointed in the small class for Fun with Magic, but they just do introductions with the things they can do. So-- wait, this is a real class? Fuck me. So You Just Met Your Relative From the Future has Ben and Obi-wan going over how much fun family trees can be at Fandom, and students introduce themselves with a scenario in which they would not want to meet a relative from the future.
Over in the dorms, Lucille had Cassandra over for tea and a book club, and the girls are starting with Emily Dickinson. Lucy, you might be the most library-library aide I got. Gratuity took over the 4th floor CR TV for MTV and junk food, a sensible reaction to your first week, but does MTV even play music anymore?
On to town, then. As I mentioned before, Fandom vanished from Azeroth to appear in the skies of Illium, where it docked with a skyscraper in Nos Astra. Tali and Ada both went to check out the city. Tali got to introduce Ada to a version of her universe and Ada got to ponder stealing a sky car. Have fun, kids, don't call me for bail.
At Fast Eddie's, Tony and Steve played some pool and joke about Steve's home time period. Rufus opened up Book Haven for his first shift, which meant that he let Dark Nation check out the stacks -- the fuck is a 'Dark Nation?'
*squirrel chitters*
A dog? Seriously? Mate, lay off the emo bands for a bit, yeah? Anyway, Rufus let 'Dark Nation' play in the stacks a bit before he ducked into them to do some reading too. Jones was back in Fandom at the Perk, exploring its new surroundings and, eventually, doing some people watching with a cup of tea. Dee whipped up some space-themed cocktails at Caritas while arguing with Tino about whether or not she actually worked there. And over at Luke's some of the staff was superstitious about Friday the 13th. This wasn't helped by Parker popping up on them to scare them.
That's all I got, Fandom. Welcome to the madhouse, new kids, good job surviving your first week.
*click*
Fuck this. Morning, Fandom, and welcome to some place called 'Illium' according to my notes. This is John Constantine and the Fuzzy Voyeurs--
*angry chittering*
You are too. New kids, if no one's told you yet, the squirrels see all and they bring it to the radio station for fucking gossip. I'm all the news that's unfit to print, and here we go:
It was the last day of the first week of Schoo and Supervillainy and You! met, with Fred talking about his time as the supervillain Boomerang. Really, Fred? The Spandex got you? For fuck's sake, man, that stuff is toxic. Of course there were introductions and the kids picked code names. Kids, being a 'professional' hero or villain decreases your life expectancy, and worse, spandex chafes, don't do it. Go for liver damage instead, at least your insurance covers that. Bob is disappointed in the small class for Fun with Magic, but they just do introductions with the things they can do. So-- wait, this is a real class? Fuck me. So You Just Met Your Relative From the Future has Ben and Obi-wan going over how much fun family trees can be at Fandom, and students introduce themselves with a scenario in which they would not want to meet a relative from the future.
Over in the dorms, Lucille had Cassandra over for tea and a book club, and the girls are starting with Emily Dickinson. Lucy, you might be the most library-library aide I got. Gratuity took over the 4th floor CR TV for MTV and junk food, a sensible reaction to your first week, but does MTV even play music anymore?
On to town, then. As I mentioned before, Fandom vanished from Azeroth to appear in the skies of Illium, where it docked with a skyscraper in Nos Astra. Tali and Ada both went to check out the city. Tali got to introduce Ada to a version of her universe and Ada got to ponder stealing a sky car. Have fun, kids, don't call me for bail.
At Fast Eddie's, Tony and Steve played some pool and joke about Steve's home time period. Rufus opened up Book Haven for his first shift, which meant that he let Dark Nation check out the stacks -- the fuck is a 'Dark Nation?'
*squirrel chitters*
A dog? Seriously? Mate, lay off the emo bands for a bit, yeah? Anyway, Rufus let 'Dark Nation' play in the stacks a bit before he ducked into them to do some reading too. Jones was back in Fandom at the Perk, exploring its new surroundings and, eventually, doing some people watching with a cup of tea. Dee whipped up some space-themed cocktails at Caritas while arguing with Tino about whether or not she actually worked there. And over at Luke's some of the staff was superstitious about Friday the 13th. This wasn't helped by Parker popping up on them to scare them.
That's all I got, Fandom. Welcome to the madhouse, new kids, good job surviving your first week.
*click*