fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Thursday, March 24th

Yo, any day you can walk to the radio station without gettin' your clothes stolen is a good day. 'Sup, Fandom, this is Hardison with your Thursday news of which there ain't much! So let's get right to it, word?

School is doin' fine with my class, Jack of All Trades, headin' to Rock State Park for some geocachin' an' orienteering. I'm pleased to report that I ain't had to rescue nobody from their own foolishness, so good job students. The Art of War talks about knowin' your terrain an' how that can help you succeed an' that sounds like such an' Eliot class. Weapon Safety learned to improvise weaponry again today, which is also an Eliot thing. Ask him how he took out a guy with an appetizer once.

Nothin' happenin' in Dorms, which always makes me glad, an in Town, we have Kenzi at Luke's feedin' the vents. Gremlins or Par--the vents said thank you? Parker, then. Yo, Kenzi, what kind of cookies? Cause we might need to have a conversation about Parker's weekly allowance of chocolate.

An' on that, I'm signin' off, Leroy--whatever the hell you're doin' just stop, man. It's disturbin'.