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fandom_radio2016-02-16 04:04 pm
heroic_jawline) wrote in fandom_radio2016-02-16 04:04 pm
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, February 16, 2016
This is Steve Rogers and --OH MY GOD, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW--and I am going to have to read these notes while not making any kind of eye contact with the rodents in this room. In related news, squirrel orgies are a thing. If I had to see it, you have to imagine it. Sorry, but it's only fair. Let's get through this as quickly as possible so I can go...pray, or drink, or something to repress ever seeing that in my life. Jeez.
*chittering*
Darn right I'm judging you. This is an office space. Express your emotions somewhere I don't have to disinfect after. In classes, Computer Science worked on coding for the Blackbird, which I'm assuming isn't a bird, Lying learned about holding back, and Practical Phys Ed ran off their excess, ahem, energy through laps and hitting things.
At the dorm, Anders was wallowing over a breakup in his room--sorry to hear that, son--and Dante tried to get Anders to get a rebound. Sometimes you have to wait for the right partner, though, and Anders didn't seem that interested. Kathy stopped by as well and lent a comforting ear.
*chittering*
No, not literally, and I'm still not talking to you. Rey was in the fourth floor common room where the television was stuck on adult films. That's awful! Young ladies shouldn't subjected to that. Unless they want to be, of course, but it sounds like neither Rey nor Mara were looking for it. Mara explains that the...urges...are a yearly deal and may I say on behalf of all newbies, ugh.
In town, Sarah and Atton woke up together after some...tension relief. She then ran into Sparkle in the kitchen, which would have been much less awkward if she had been clothed.
*can blushing be audible? Because Steve is trying*
I am so sorry for having said that, ma'am. In a wildly divergent change of subject, Alluka was giving her plush animals a tour of her store, which probably got longer when Jono brought a dinosaur for her that was nice enough to mostly derail her from noticing that Jono was on fire.
*looooooooooooooooooong pause*
I'm just going to assume he's normally on fire, all right? After her shift was over, she went back to make cookies with Jono and Hannibal--
*chittering*
--which was not a euphemism, something I hadn't even thought about until now, so thanks for nothin', Leroy. In even more Alluka news, she and Mabel went to celebrate Pie Giving Day, which was apparently a holiday, by giving pie to a locker. I was going to ask a question about a locker eating pie, but apparently the locker not only ate the pie, but ate the two of them, too. What the hell is wrong with this place?
*pause*
Excuse my language. I'll be looking into this more as soon as I'm done here. At Luke's, Parker isn't sympathetic to the employees' complaints about working with Eliot, who's now a wolverine. I suppose it'd be speciest or something, right? Jessica was working out extremely hard at Atlas Gym--I'm sorry our time must not have overlapped--and Gwen complained that weeks like this drove her to work out, which was apparently terrible. Jessica said a week like this showed her that she wasn't really into guys, so I guess there's the silver lining to all of this...stuff. Jack was hiding in the Devil's Nest office so he didn't have to watch Tiny and the DJ flirt, and over at Caritas, Kenzi was hosting a casual-dress Grammy party. Well, she was until Fred--after checking to make sure she was old enough--started making out with her, and then they headed back to his place.
And on that uncomfortable, at least for me, note, this has been your morning in oversharing. Enjoy making eye contact today, everyone.
*chittering*
Darn right I'm judging you. This is an office space. Express your emotions somewhere I don't have to disinfect after. In classes, Computer Science worked on coding for the Blackbird, which I'm assuming isn't a bird, Lying learned about holding back, and Practical Phys Ed ran off their excess, ahem, energy through laps and hitting things.
At the dorm, Anders was wallowing over a breakup in his room--sorry to hear that, son--and Dante tried to get Anders to get a rebound. Sometimes you have to wait for the right partner, though, and Anders didn't seem that interested. Kathy stopped by as well and lent a comforting ear.
*chittering*
No, not literally, and I'm still not talking to you. Rey was in the fourth floor common room where the television was stuck on adult films. That's awful! Young ladies shouldn't subjected to that. Unless they want to be, of course, but it sounds like neither Rey nor Mara were looking for it. Mara explains that the...urges...are a yearly deal and may I say on behalf of all newbies, ugh.
In town, Sarah and Atton woke up together after some...tension relief. She then ran into Sparkle in the kitchen, which would have been much less awkward if she had been clothed.
*can blushing be audible? Because Steve is trying*
I am so sorry for having said that, ma'am. In a wildly divergent change of subject, Alluka was giving her plush animals a tour of her store, which probably got longer when Jono brought a dinosaur for her that was nice enough to mostly derail her from noticing that Jono was on fire.
*looooooooooooooooooong pause*
I'm just going to assume he's normally on fire, all right? After her shift was over, she went back to make cookies with Jono and Hannibal--
*chittering*
--which was not a euphemism, something I hadn't even thought about until now, so thanks for nothin', Leroy. In even more Alluka news, she and Mabel went to celebrate Pie Giving Day, which was apparently a holiday, by giving pie to a locker. I was going to ask a question about a locker eating pie, but apparently the locker not only ate the pie, but ate the two of them, too. What the hell is wrong with this place?
*pause*
Excuse my language. I'll be looking into this more as soon as I'm done here. At Luke's, Parker isn't sympathetic to the employees' complaints about working with Eliot, who's now a wolverine. I suppose it'd be speciest or something, right? Jessica was working out extremely hard at Atlas Gym--I'm sorry our time must not have overlapped--and Gwen complained that weeks like this drove her to work out, which was apparently terrible. Jessica said a week like this showed her that she wasn't really into guys, so I guess there's the silver lining to all of this...stuff. Jack was hiding in the Devil's Nest office so he didn't have to watch Tiny and the DJ flirt, and over at Caritas, Kenzi was hosting a casual-dress Grammy party. Well, she was until Fred--after checking to make sure she was old enough--started making out with her, and then they headed back to his place.
And on that uncomfortable, at least for me, note, this has been your morning in oversharing. Enjoy making eye contact today, everyone.