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John Constantine ([personal profile] talentforlying) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2016-02-05 11:01 pm
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WTFH, Saturday, February 5th.

The hell, it's February already? I don't know that I approve of this.

G'Morning, Fandom, and once again, it's John Constantine with all the gossip that our voyeuristic little reporters saw fit to share.

*angry chittering*

Learn to take a fucking compliment, mates. Go drink the rum or something.

Over at the School, Driver's Ed got to steer around boats...not gonna start 'em with, like, a canoe or some shit? Seems safer. Magic Defense couldn't get the Danger Shop to play nice, so they had a movie day-- Bob, next time just ask for help, yeah? I know you're old, but computers aren't that hard. Over in American History they covered the Roaring Twenties, which by all accounts were a grand old time if you were a white and rich American. What? I read Gatsby. I read books. I know shite.

Our intrepid StuCo met to talk about Valentine's Day, and Lucille was in a fight in the Library with books that refused to stay shelved. Just tell 'em they're pretty, they like that.

In Town, Dante's at J,GoB eating all the sugary pastries, when Alana comes to steal his food. They talked about StuCo Valentine's Day plans -- the squirrels insist something sexy happened in here, but that seems wrong when it comes to pastries -- and Alana wonders how Dante's going to survive after she and Ezra both graduate. Don't worry, sweetheart, he'll make new friends.

Over at Devil's Nest, Allie's using her phone to shop for wedding attire while the gremlins play poker...what the hell does a gremlin bet with while playing poker? And Parker was pop-quizzing the staff at Luke's. As one does.

That's it for me, and I'll see you all at the bar tonight. Cheers!