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fandom_radio2016-01-30 09:28 am
talentforlying) wrote in fandom_radio2016-01-30 09:28 am
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WTFH, Saturday, January 30th.
This fucking thing rings one more time, I'm tossing it out the window. Hello, Fandom, and while I appreciate the number of offers I've gotten about taking off pants, I'm rather sure most of you are too young for me.
Over at the School, the kids had classes. Shocking, I know. Driver's Ed watched a movie about a boat, Defending Yourself Against Magic practiced identifying magical items from non-magical ones using containment pentacles and runes, and American History went over the history of the telephone and Steve wanted his to stop making noise today. And over in the library, Lucille did a lovely job of focusing on her work and ignoring mumbling from a shelf. Lucy, if it keeps grumbling, let me know, I'll have a talk with the section.
In town they weren't having much more luck with their damn mobiles. At 75 Godiva, Eliot was trying to get some peace and quiet, except that the damn phone kept ringing. I feel you, mate. Atton was frustrated by his phone too at MCA, so he brought home a bottle of booze -- smart move! -- and he and Sparkle discussed the calls they'd gotten, which for Sparkle meant weird advice involving kicking guys in the balls. It's a good skill, Sparkle, don't knock it.
Down at the docks aboard The Siren's Call, Isabela was in the Captain's Quarters in her ship, waiting for somebody to show up after she left a message for them. She was fully clothed -- though how these fucking pervert rodents know that, I don't want to know -- due to the weather.
Meanwhile in the Dorms, Dante was hanging out in 322, surprised that nobody was returning his messages since he sent a bunch out earlier, so he was playing phone games out of boredom. Then Kathy showed up and they solved the mystery of why Kathy was ignoring him -- in case you hadn't noticed, sunshines, the mobiles are on strike -- before discussing her tattoo and... planning a trip to Baltimore.
That's all the notes I got. Turn off your mobiles, Fandom. And just delete the voice messages on Monday. This shit happens.
*CLICK*
Over at the School, the kids had classes. Shocking, I know. Driver's Ed watched a movie about a boat, Defending Yourself Against Magic practiced identifying magical items from non-magical ones using containment pentacles and runes, and American History went over the history of the telephone and Steve wanted his to stop making noise today. And over in the library, Lucille did a lovely job of focusing on her work and ignoring mumbling from a shelf. Lucy, if it keeps grumbling, let me know, I'll have a talk with the section.
In town they weren't having much more luck with their damn mobiles. At 75 Godiva, Eliot was trying to get some peace and quiet, except that the damn phone kept ringing. I feel you, mate. Atton was frustrated by his phone too at MCA, so he brought home a bottle of booze -- smart move! -- and he and Sparkle discussed the calls they'd gotten, which for Sparkle meant weird advice involving kicking guys in the balls. It's a good skill, Sparkle, don't knock it.
Down at the docks aboard The Siren's Call, Isabela was in the Captain's Quarters in her ship, waiting for somebody to show up after she left a message for them. She was fully clothed -- though how these fucking pervert rodents know that, I don't want to know -- due to the weather.
Meanwhile in the Dorms, Dante was hanging out in 322, surprised that nobody was returning his messages since he sent a bunch out earlier, so he was playing phone games out of boredom. Then Kathy showed up and they solved the mystery of why Kathy was ignoring him -- in case you hadn't noticed, sunshines, the mobiles are on strike -- before discussing her tattoo and... planning a trip to Baltimore.
That's all the notes I got. Turn off your mobiles, Fandom. And just delete the voice messages on Monday. This shit happens.
*CLICK*