ext_251134 ([identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-08-14 12:25 am
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Fandom Radio, Monday, August 13, 2007

Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Fandom High Radio with John Crichton, the one and the only. Everything is just peaches and cream up here in Massachusetts. Aeryn's got herself a job, I've got myself too many classes and we got ourselves a houseguest! Aeryn says hello and she'll totally get you all free food from her job when you come visit!

School Daze

Principal Washburn's fill in made some announcements about firing teachers and teaching all the classes herself and...I do not want to know about her teaching Vala's classes. That's just scarring.

Construction was overseen by Fraser today and Stark worked. Sam, who is a giant with awesome hair, opened the library today. Tori stopped by and she and Sam talked Umbridge, who keeps wanting to come into my thought dirtily! Is she attractive at all? Please tell me she is so I don't have to play in traffic.

In Potpourri class, Buster was making friends with SadFace McSadikkins. The topic today was personal skills the students have. Awesoming is not an acceptable answer.

Pie for Beginners is taught by that pajama wearing fiend, Deadpool and they watch a movie.

In Sex Ed, GOB tells the students about his first time and that is so horribly scarring that now Umbridge and GOB are being dirty in my head. God, I hope Umbridge is hot. GOB's students also talk about their first times.

In Comic Book Superhero class, they have a discussion of good and bad publicity and they talk about their sidekicks.

Creatures of Nature meets at Caritas where D lectures about something called Nac Mac Feegles. Sounds like something by grandma would buy me for Christmas that I'd end up taking back. The Feegles arrive and some talk to students while others drink and fight. Like my grandma when she has eggnog! Karal apologizes to D for missing class last week.

In Redemption, Ares talks about backsliding on your question for redemption and now Ares is in my head with Umbridge and GOB. Oh god and there's leather. God, help me. The students pair up and roleplay backsliding and attempting to stop it. Andrew tells Ares that his hero is a bunny.

In the cafeteria, Chef, not Cher like I almost said, wants to make Mondays neked days. I am all for that. Aeryn! I'm going in the buff next Monday!

This Umbridge woman had office hours again and Jim Halpert, Karal Austreban, Pam Beesly, Deadpool, Anakin Skywalker, Bridge Carson, James Wilson and a random polar bear stop by. Later on, Umbridge has a monkey problem! That sentence was fun to say. And my boss be leavin' some phone messages, yar!

Dorm Room With A View

Charlie came by to visit Jefft but Jeff would rather hide in a closet. Is that what Charlie visits do? Make people hide in closets? I'll remember that. Summer's also acquainted with Frowny McSadface on her birthday and Chris brings muffin and birthday wishes. And she gets a phone call.

Chris brings Savannah food while she's sketching. Aeryn brought me food while I was doing math. I win! Wolf!Dean is not happy to see what happened to Sam's hand. HEY WHAT HAPPENED? Did someone hurt you, Sam? I'll kick their ass! Dawn brings a tennis ball by but Dean's human again and he doesn't wanna play fetch.

Karal makes a phone call, Willow's getting knock knock jokes, Lana chills in her room on her birthday, Bridge hangs out after being spelled and Pam does some sketching after being spelled. Lucas and Jim stopped by to see Pam.

Spelled by what? Is there a spelling bee? I always lost on bicycle.

Phoebe finally has her voice back and I guess that's a yay! Yay voice back! I hope it wasn't gone for too long! Namine posted up signs in the dormitories and Sokka did some post curfew dancing! Cuddles is confused by MTV in the fourth floor common room and Dean, who is human again, tries to explain the music video concept.

And in romantical news, Jim took Lana out for a nice birthday picnic.

Takin' You Downtown

Down at the clinic, Wilson has the day shift while Katara takes the night shift.

Emma Frost opens Caritas today and Robin shows up with his banjo.

At the Devil's Nest, Wilson is upset and asks the squirrels to quote him: Bad acting temporary will be out of here soon Principal Umbridge. Okay. I think there's some code happening down in Fandom these days. Phoebe writes notes to Lucifer and I so hope they're not love notes. And Lucifer has joined the GOB/Umbridge/Ares Mental Images of Doom party in my head. Thanks brain, thanks. Squall walked into the bar and he should've ducked. I have no drum set to hit!

Yitzhak opened Luke's Diner today. Tori hangs out at Selkie Cove and gets a visit from Billy who's wearing a protest shirt. Are you protesting the spelling bee?

A chicken crosses a road. And does it again. And again. And again. You get the point. Leo opened the Photo Hut. Andrew summons some...flying monkeys, really? Anyway, Andrew summoned them. Wow.

Naomi opened Sparky Repairs, Moist was at the post office, and Lana opened the Book Haven.

Anakin and Rory have some more piloting lessons this morning. Hi guys! We totally ruled you at charades!

This morning, Aziraphale servies Wilson some breakfast in bed. I never get breakfast in bed. Well, hardly ever. Sometimes. Okay, shush. Aziraphale watches some television when Phoebe drops by. Aziraphale gives her her voice back and I am getting movie flashbacks now.

And that's our show for tonight! From Massachusetts with love, this is John Crichton and we miss you all!
sith_happened: (Anakin: slightly evil)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2007-08-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
The muscles in Anakin's jaw clenched as he listened to the report. "Spells?" he hissed. "She couldn't wait one day before playing me?"

[identity profile] wannabe-pan.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Andrew stared at the radio and thought about throwing up -- or running away -- or hiding. Hiding might be good.

Maybe he could summon something with a taste for squirrel...

[identity profile] im-afrog.livejournal.com 2007-08-14 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Adam was thrilled to hear that Phoebe got her voice back.
likethegun: (i'm snickering)

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-08-14 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam snickered as he listened to the radio. John's concern for him was very touching.

[identity profile] iqof39.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
This would be the night D'Argo discovered the radio.

This would also be D'Argo's jaw dropped in the direction of it as he listened, decided that yes, that was really Crichton, boggled at Aeryn having a job, and finally yelled, "GET BACK HERE!" at it.