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fandom_radio2016-01-09 08:54 am
talentforlying) wrote in fandom_radio2016-01-09 08:54 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday, January 9th.
What the bloody fucking hell do you fuckers want? Do you have any idea what time it is? The sun's not even up yet, you little shits.
*chittering*
Yes I bloody well am going to turn you into frogs for this. Being awake before noon just isn't natural!
*anxious chittering*
I don't care if it's pirate radio, I'm not for hijacking.
*angry squirrel sounds and sounds of notebooks being thrown*
FINE! Fucking hell, just hand me those notes and pour one out for me, you little sadists. This is John Constantine, you lucky fucks, bringing you the finest news Fandom has to offer.
Up at the school the kids had classes-- OW! I'll get to the details in a moment! Calm down! Now, as I was saying, our brilliant young scholars showed up to learn things. Advanced Driver's Ed started off with introductions -- oh good, that'll keep 'em from crashing. Defending Yourself Against Magic, a class everyone on this island should be taking also had introductions, and Mabel offered to be Bob's TA. Oh great, now he has a minion. Charming. And in a twist that shocks no one, American History also has introductions...and the squirrels note that the whole class is female except for the teacher and one boy. I can't decide if the poor sods are the luckiest blokes on the island, or the most likely to need anxiety medication. Maybe both. And last but not least, Lucille spent her shift at the library reading-- oh fuck I forgot she was starting yesterday. Sorry, sunshine, I was the crashing sounds you heard coming from my office. I know there's the 13th century treatise in there somewhere--- anyway.
And over in the child-free town, Allie opened up Devil's Nest and promptly got sucked into her phone. Metaphorically, not literally, she got caught in that fucking TV Tropes website. Meanwhile Parker was over at Luke's, creeping on the staff.
There, I read your damn notes, now pass me that rum. Constantine signing off, and remember kids, don't do anything I'd do.
*click*
*chittering*
Yes I bloody well am going to turn you into frogs for this. Being awake before noon just isn't natural!
*anxious chittering*
I don't care if it's pirate radio, I'm not for hijacking.
*angry squirrel sounds and sounds of notebooks being thrown*
FINE! Fucking hell, just hand me those notes and pour one out for me, you little sadists. This is John Constantine, you lucky fucks, bringing you the finest news Fandom has to offer.
Up at the school the kids had classes-- OW! I'll get to the details in a moment! Calm down! Now, as I was saying, our brilliant young scholars showed up to learn things. Advanced Driver's Ed started off with introductions -- oh good, that'll keep 'em from crashing. Defending Yourself Against Magic, a class everyone on this island should be taking also had introductions, and Mabel offered to be Bob's TA. Oh great, now he has a minion. Charming. And in a twist that shocks no one, American History also has introductions...and the squirrels note that the whole class is female except for the teacher and one boy. I can't decide if the poor sods are the luckiest blokes on the island, or the most likely to need anxiety medication. Maybe both. And last but not least, Lucille spent her shift at the library reading-- oh fuck I forgot she was starting yesterday. Sorry, sunshine, I was the crashing sounds you heard coming from my office. I know there's the 13th century treatise in there somewhere--- anyway.
And over in the child-free town, Allie opened up Devil's Nest and promptly got sucked into her phone. Metaphorically, not literally, she got caught in that fucking TV Tropes website. Meanwhile Parker was over at Luke's, creeping on the staff.
There, I read your damn notes, now pass me that rum. Constantine signing off, and remember kids, don't do anything I'd do.
*click*