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fandom_radio2015-10-15 05:07 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, October 15th
What? What is this? How are you furry little devils even here? I'm in Chicago! I am at my Nana's! What are y'all even doin' here? You're holdin' up notes? Is that one draggin' radio equipment into--y'all wake Parker an' she's gonna be pissed. Y'all wake my Nana an' I'mma be pissed. Hey! What're you laughin' at?!
Aaaaan' the radio light is already on. Of course it is. Y'all really couldn't find someone closer to the island to do this? Okay, this note here says that the squirrels tried askin' some weird vampire chick but she threatened to eat them an' her room was covered in all these weird mannequins of herself wearin' strap--you know, I don't think I need to finish this note, it's fine. Let's just get into this and then get you outta here before my Nana decides to come wanderin' in, askin' what all the noise is about.
...Now I just realized she wouldn't do that, cause she'd make certain assumptions instead an' that is a million times worse an' let's just go see what's happenin' on Isla Nublar. In the Mornin', folks spent most of their time at the park! Which, y'know, makes sense, that bein' the main attraction an' all. The Gentle Giant Pettin' Zoo was especially popular, with Mara, Jasper, Kitty, Alana and Maria all snugglin' the baby dinos an', not gonna lie, I'm a little sorry we ain't get to go. Except we'd've had to cut it short to come here anyway, so never mind. Anakin had some 'bad feelings' or somethin' at the Hammond Creation Lab, so maybe be careful about what y'all eat, especially when watchin' advanced science. Cosette was takin' it easy in the lazy river at the aquatic park, while Gwen was tryna explain that the mosasaurus feedin' is one camera crew shy of of Syfy Orginal Movie, but Merrill tried to convince her that the mosasaurus probably just needed some love.
I'mma be sidin' with Gwen on this one. Congrats, Gwen, you'll survive a horror movie.
Poor Tali is in levo-protein hell, checkin' out Nobu's menu an' not bein' able to eat any of it. That's rough, girl, I'm sorry. Cosima gets a guided tour from a paleontologist an' that's one girl who knows how to enjoy a vacation to a dinosaur island, hell yeah, while Dante an' Isabela go river raftin' an' combine flirtin' an' piracy. In rafts. A'ight. Turns out Dante also spent part of his mornin' sextin' Kathy an'--whoa whoa whoa! I did not wanna read that! Dammit, squirrels, what were you doin', reading the texts over his shoulder? Don't even act all scandalized! We all coulda been livin' in happy ignorance if y'all had been a little less nosy.
Let's move on to what y'all did in the evenin'. Hopin' it involves less invasions of privacy. The hotel is filled with plenty of attractions for folks, especially if you like eatin', drinkin', an' relaxin'. The Saur Cocktail Bar played host to both Four an' Cosima, while Edward was chillin' in the infinity pool. Over in the park, there's a...really? This is legit? Okaaaay, there's a dinosaur-themed hump day dance an' I really need to start keepin' track of the weirdest phrases this island makes me say. Dante is takin' pictures, somethin' I really don't wanna think about too closely, considerin' the last note about him that I read, but Ezra's takin' some, too, so it's probably all right.
I don't know why the squirrels all just started laughing really, really hard. I probably don't wanna know, either.
Atton's bein' a creeper in a corner, at least until Anakin throws a dinosaur toy at him an' they start talkin' about how Obi-Wan hasn't killed him yet. The note says somethin' about Obi-Wan shovin'--somethin'?--into Anakin's mouth, maybe? Who wrote this note, it's impossible to read. Movin' on cause I'm still not sure how to take that last note, Tali's makin' up for her earlier food-related disappointment with some dancin', an' Maria wants to know if all the school trips are like this one. Word! Elsewhere in the bar, Alana's gettin' down with plastic dinosaurs in her hair. Make it work, girl!
In non-hump day dance news, the observatory had stargazers Mara an' Xanthippe, while most people chose to appreciate the stars in a more romantic settin' via some tents. Ooh, I bet Eliot woulda liked that. Clint an' Kitty are surprised at how luxurious the tents are--so never mind that thing about Eliot likin' it--Face an' Cassandra are excited too, cause Face made sure the tent was filled with flowers for their date. Aww that's real sweet an' I also hope not to have any more details than that. Hannibal an' Jono are makin' a shrimp an' fern curry over the campfire an' I have no idea where I'm even supposed to start with the sentence like that. So I'mma just say good-bye an' kick these damn squirrels outta my Nana's house before I gotta explain them to her.
An' stay outta her rum! That's medicinal, hear me!
Aaaaan' the radio light is already on. Of course it is. Y'all really couldn't find someone closer to the island to do this? Okay, this note here says that the squirrels tried askin' some weird vampire chick but she threatened to eat them an' her room was covered in all these weird mannequins of herself wearin' strap--you know, I don't think I need to finish this note, it's fine. Let's just get into this and then get you outta here before my Nana decides to come wanderin' in, askin' what all the noise is about.
...Now I just realized she wouldn't do that, cause she'd make certain assumptions instead an' that is a million times worse an' let's just go see what's happenin' on Isla Nublar. In the Mornin', folks spent most of their time at the park! Which, y'know, makes sense, that bein' the main attraction an' all. The Gentle Giant Pettin' Zoo was especially popular, with Mara, Jasper, Kitty, Alana and Maria all snugglin' the baby dinos an', not gonna lie, I'm a little sorry we ain't get to go. Except we'd've had to cut it short to come here anyway, so never mind. Anakin had some 'bad feelings' or somethin' at the Hammond Creation Lab, so maybe be careful about what y'all eat, especially when watchin' advanced science. Cosette was takin' it easy in the lazy river at the aquatic park, while Gwen was tryna explain that the mosasaurus feedin' is one camera crew shy of of Syfy Orginal Movie, but Merrill tried to convince her that the mosasaurus probably just needed some love.
I'mma be sidin' with Gwen on this one. Congrats, Gwen, you'll survive a horror movie.
Poor Tali is in levo-protein hell, checkin' out Nobu's menu an' not bein' able to eat any of it. That's rough, girl, I'm sorry. Cosima gets a guided tour from a paleontologist an' that's one girl who knows how to enjoy a vacation to a dinosaur island, hell yeah, while Dante an' Isabela go river raftin' an' combine flirtin' an' piracy. In rafts. A'ight. Turns out Dante also spent part of his mornin' sextin' Kathy an'--whoa whoa whoa! I did not wanna read that! Dammit, squirrels, what were you doin', reading the texts over his shoulder? Don't even act all scandalized! We all coulda been livin' in happy ignorance if y'all had been a little less nosy.
Let's move on to what y'all did in the evenin'. Hopin' it involves less invasions of privacy. The hotel is filled with plenty of attractions for folks, especially if you like eatin', drinkin', an' relaxin'. The Saur Cocktail Bar played host to both Four an' Cosima, while Edward was chillin' in the infinity pool. Over in the park, there's a...really? This is legit? Okaaaay, there's a dinosaur-themed hump day dance an' I really need to start keepin' track of the weirdest phrases this island makes me say. Dante is takin' pictures, somethin' I really don't wanna think about too closely, considerin' the last note about him that I read, but Ezra's takin' some, too, so it's probably all right.
I don't know why the squirrels all just started laughing really, really hard. I probably don't wanna know, either.
Atton's bein' a creeper in a corner, at least until Anakin throws a dinosaur toy at him an' they start talkin' about how Obi-Wan hasn't killed him yet. The note says somethin' about Obi-Wan shovin'--somethin'?--into Anakin's mouth, maybe? Who wrote this note, it's impossible to read. Movin' on cause I'm still not sure how to take that last note, Tali's makin' up for her earlier food-related disappointment with some dancin', an' Maria wants to know if all the school trips are like this one. Word! Elsewhere in the bar, Alana's gettin' down with plastic dinosaurs in her hair. Make it work, girl!
In non-hump day dance news, the observatory had stargazers Mara an' Xanthippe, while most people chose to appreciate the stars in a more romantic settin' via some tents. Ooh, I bet Eliot woulda liked that. Clint an' Kitty are surprised at how luxurious the tents are--so never mind that thing about Eliot likin' it--Face an' Cassandra are excited too, cause Face made sure the tent was filled with flowers for their date. Aww that's real sweet an' I also hope not to have any more details than that. Hannibal an' Jono are makin' a shrimp an' fern curry over the campfire an' I have no idea where I'm even supposed to start with the sentence like that. So I'mma just say good-bye an' kick these damn squirrels outta my Nana's house before I gotta explain them to her.
An' stay outta her rum! That's medicinal, hear me!