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Fandom Radio, Friday, August 3, 2007
"I remembered why I hated Friday night shows. You all do more stuff that I don't care about than usual. Anyway, this is Hades, your host from down under bringing you the latest news and gossip and tawdry details of peoples' lives.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Detention! That's for Jick, Zim, Hack and Denry or some variation on those names. Zuko the little angstpot has it too, but Supreme Headmaster Umbridge of Umbridgeland wants him all to herself." There may have been a brief moment of silence while he shuddered. "And if you hadn't picked up onit, no PDAs allowed. I'm not talking the little phone things, I'm talking public displays of affection. No touchy. Capiche?
Construction is coming along nicely, no dinosaur-summoning holes being dug up. Bel was showing off his muscles in the morning and blatantly broke the PDA rules with Anders during lunch. In the meantime, I lost my lunch.
Library is quiet aside from a cat from Cheshire and the Barry Plodder fan explosion not happening.
Applied Ethics A & B joined forces, THANK you. Now I don't have to repeat myself. Anyway, there was something about whether if you don't save someone from harm then you're harming them and accountability and other things I don't care about. Oh, wait, there was pie. Now THAT I care about. People watched a pie fight, some got involved and a huge mess was made that I'm not cleaning up. Harriet Jones, Applied Ethics teacher took cover with some people in a bunker, there were towels to clean everyone off and, same as last week, Isabel is still leaving. Adios!
Interdisciplinary Studies did swimming. You all live on an island. You'd better know how to swim or you're just plain thick. At least learn how to float.
Dealing With the Opposite Sex dealt with the opposite sex. They learned the subtle art of the double entendre, got their innuendo groove on and, as usual, there's always some whiner who thinks they're bad at it. Of course you are. But there's probably someone who's always worse at it than you are. Exhibit A: the Mountie.
And in the Cafeteria the Chef made a bunch of stuff, but the menu is in Swedish, so I can't tell what it is. Andrew liked the Swedish food.
Dorms: Now With 50% Less Co-Ed Living!
A poster went up around the dorms advertising a 'girlkissy' party in the Fifth Floor Common Room. I don't have notes for any party. Oh, that stack over there? I thought that was paperwork. Settle in for the long haul, kids and bigger kids, we're going to be here a while. Squirrel, bring me spinach puffs and a salad and, uh, a Cherry Coke. Actually, skip the salad, I'm not going to eat it.
Jeff and Turtle went to the Preserve, but fear not pink headmaster, there were no PDAs, only talk of clothes, native wildlife and dogs eating people.
Jack, my one time co-host, was covered in pie and got Cedric Diggory to help him out with that little problem. Melakalaka ate chocolate in her room. The squirrel wants me to emphasize HER room, not anyone else's. Billy offered free compliments. River brought Irulan a hat and made a friend for life. Adam kicked a soccer ball around his room, while Dick and Annie discussed the pros and cons of girlkissy.
Even though Savannah is staying with Johnny, she decided to go on a date with Chris who, like any guy, wasn't good with the sharing thing and told her they could go another time.
And Jim - I'm not sure which one - got a Dear Johnny voicemail. That's new and his name's not Johnny.
Bel, Anders and Phoebe went to break the PDA rules in their room, St John packed up and went home for the rest of the Summer and River and Jack decided to relieve some tension down at the Shooting Range.
Last but not least in the dorms, there's more rule breaking. Real shame, that is. Disregard for our new headmaster. She's not going to like that. Abigail Whistler (like the painting) brings to you the one, the only for tonight, girlkissy party in the Fifth Floor Common Room! Abigail and Tori think Headmaster Umbridge is crazyflakes. It's a new word that combines the crazy of crazy with the flakes of breakfast cereal. Go with it. Tori filled Pheebes in on the stuff Hermione's been saying about Headmaster Umbridge. Abigail said 'yo' to Naomi in some fashion and Phoebe told Prue about the boy and girlkissy competitions the school newspaper used to run. The squirrel is getting all nostalgic. Here, have a spinach puff.
Abigail and Phoebe commiserated Headmaster Umbridge's reign and Abigail and Prue met. Phoebe is all over the place tonight and told Annie about drinking parties in the days of yore when men were girls and girls had guns. Unless they were men-girls. Annie and Tori or, as I like to call them, Blonde and Blonder, talked about the chocolate festival in the park. That we haven't gotten to. Stop messing with the delicate chronological balance of my notes! Prue and Annie are new and nervous about girlkissy. Phoebe and River caught up and talked about the future, which River is from coincidentally. Tori and River are busted for talking about being happy that they're probably annoying Headmaster Umbridge and her gender equality issues. It's all in the title. And so are Tori and Isabel and Naomi and The Great Namingo. Isabel asked Phoebe to keep Anders safe since she's leaving in case you missed it.
Summer and Tori caught up and posed the question - would Headmaster Umbridge give detention to teachers. Or, more importantly, if she did, would we bother to show up? And, okay, I've lost track of what this next note says so I'm paraphrasing. Johnny slept with Savannah even though she's dating Chris and Phoebe found out about it and told Chris and now she told Summer that she told Chris about Johnny sleeping with Savannah. I have the number for The Jerry Springer Show if you want it.
The Great Namingo put on her Fandom Historian hat and asked about the origins of girlkissy, Anders tried to be a big girl and crash the party. No news on whether he was successful at either attempt. Dick tried too, but his name was a dead giveaway, so he just stuck around to compliment Anders on the 'bringing a camera' idea. Tori wasn't surprised to see Anders there, The Great Namingo and Visa wondered if these kinds of parties were normal, Abigail gave Visa a history lesson, then asked Dick if he was joining in or just watching. Apparently the name wasn't a big enough giveaway.
Annie told Isabel what Headmaster Umbridge did to Dick. I don't want to know. Jenny introduced herself to The Great Namingo and got drilled on if she was there for support, revolution or good old-fashioned kissing. Inara gave her compliments to the hostess, The Great Namingo and Inara talked dinosaurs, Tori gave a big blonde welcome to Inara and Evie came to find food and missed the point of the party.
Visa and Inara discuss their options - joining in, or being the weaklings who watch from the sidelines. Johnny Storm joined Dick and Anders in their moral support venture, Bel joined in and got a glare from Abigail, Andrew had the foresight to bring a video camera and get a couple of interviews. Ponytail wanted the tape and brought his velvet fedora, Marco was there to watch and Demyx didn't get it. It's like kissing between boys, except with girls. Very simple concept, different gender. Ponytail explained the concept of a protest party with girlkissy to Demyx and got all excited at Evie about the expected kissing between girls. Dean and Alec have theorized that Headmaster Umbridge brought this on, and are thankful. Abigail tried to throw them out, but they got a free pass for things I can't describe on air. Needless to say, it happened on the day when all the guys turned into girls. Use your imagination while I bleach mine. And Robin came to serenade the girls before leaving them be.
And then there was kissage. Let's check the tally. Phoebe and Tori, Abigail and Phoebe with Bel and Anders watching, Abigail and The Great Namingo, Abigail and Naomi with Andrew taping them. Bel and Anders represented the boys. Annie and Phoebe joined in as did Annie and Isabel.
Animal showed up wearing a wig to try to get a few smooches. Ponytail wasn't convinced by the genius plan, but kissing did happen for Animal with Door, Phoebe, The Great Namingo and Visa. Animal made a pass at Bel and sang Helen Reddy for Andrew before Little Jo Harvelle showed up and Visa and The Great Namingo kissed.
There's probably more, but the squirrels are off the clock or got involved somehow.
Town: The Sadistic Chocolate Capital of the East Coast!
Deadpool fell asleep watching Golden Girls. Probably in his pyjamas since he always wears pyjamas. And there's places galore open! River was working at the Arms and told the new girl, Joanna banna fo fanna to get a packed lunch if she's going to the beach since they don't deliver and Stanley came to see how River was doing. Gabriel opened the Church, Liz opened the Post Office, Phale opened Book Haven and Luke's, the Trooper Station and Photo Hut are open.
Dawn, Carol, Ponytail's Sister and Little Bo Peep caught a portal out of town. Deadpool left town via the junkyard, A.J. the Weird Artist Kid and Charlie had a date over ice cream, while Johnny Storm and Isabel who's leaving opted for a coffee date instead at the Perk. Scar and Rory Gilmore had a serious talk up at the serious rocky bits.
The clinic was quiet for Christian during the day and Doogie at night.
Setsuna opened Lucy's but all was quiet. Caritas, on the other hand, was rocking like a rocking thing that rocks and that used up my redundancy quota for the month because of its special on chocolatinis. Up on stage, the little frog who could sang his heart out. Not literally. At the bar, Robin ordered alka seltzer and discussed the finer points of belching with GOB. Mary Mary Quite Contrary liked Robin's song and ordered a drink and conversation about dating with GOB. That can't end well. And down in the lounge, Jim - I don't know which one - decided to drunk dial. Smooth, kid. Pam came to the rescue.
Last but not least, there was a Chocolate Festival in the park today. In the middle of Summer. Not the smartest move, but then this is Fandom. There was a chocolate stand where Ponytail and Evie were hyperactive at each other and a chocolate art museum. Seely was mesmerized by the chocolate [microphone feedback] while Visa tried to figure out their artistic merit. Annie stared at some strategically placed chocolate leaves and A.J. the Weird Artist Kid told her that guys with big noses have bigger leaves. And Irulan and Evie decided they'd died and gone to Elysium. Wouldn't count on it.
And there was a chocolate fairy castle that defied gravity and the weather! Anemone ate a chocolate dragon and Andrew asked if it was any good. Melakalaka played house with chocolate figurines and then bit their heads off. Ponytail's Sister approved of the mildly disturbing event. Anemone and Andrew teamed up again to play Angry Teacher/Emo Student with the figurines that Mel didn't bite the head off of.
Over at the chocolate pond, Anemone and Robin discussed cup sizes. Of actual cups, not anything else. Chocolate Poker didn't go well because Mary and Robin kept eating their winnings.
The chocolate ice cream towers got some turtle power with Mikey, Donnie and Raph engaging in ice cream ninja action. Meanwhile, Blonde and Blonder made s'mores in 90 degree heat.
And last, but certainly not least because it's so twisted I might actually laugh, there was a great weetiny chocolate bunny hunt were the animate bunnies had to be caught and eaten or they'd melt to death. Crazy place! Robin tried to convince the bunnies to go with Annie to their chompy doom, Ponytail and his sister hunted down the bunnies with NO MERCY and dear ol' Dean Drax scared Jaina by hunting bunnies with lederhosen and a malicious look in his eye.
I can't make this stuff up. That's it. We're out. Enjoy your dead chocolate rabbits, Fandom. This is Hades, this is WTFH pirate radio reminding you to stop doing stupid things and have a bothering-me-free and PDA-free weekend."
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Detention! That's for Jick, Zim, Hack and Denry or some variation on those names. Zuko the little angstpot has it too, but Supreme Headmaster Umbridge of Umbridgeland wants him all to herself." There may have been a brief moment of silence while he shuddered. "And if you hadn't picked up onit, no PDAs allowed. I'm not talking the little phone things, I'm talking public displays of affection. No touchy. Capiche?
Construction is coming along nicely, no dinosaur-summoning holes being dug up. Bel was showing off his muscles in the morning and blatantly broke the PDA rules with Anders during lunch. In the meantime, I lost my lunch.
Library is quiet aside from a cat from Cheshire and the Barry Plodder fan explosion not happening.
Applied Ethics A & B joined forces, THANK you. Now I don't have to repeat myself. Anyway, there was something about whether if you don't save someone from harm then you're harming them and accountability and other things I don't care about. Oh, wait, there was pie. Now THAT I care about. People watched a pie fight, some got involved and a huge mess was made that I'm not cleaning up. Harriet Jones, Applied Ethics teacher took cover with some people in a bunker, there were towels to clean everyone off and, same as last week, Isabel is still leaving. Adios!
Interdisciplinary Studies did swimming. You all live on an island. You'd better know how to swim or you're just plain thick. At least learn how to float.
Dealing With the Opposite Sex dealt with the opposite sex. They learned the subtle art of the double entendre, got their innuendo groove on and, as usual, there's always some whiner who thinks they're bad at it. Of course you are. But there's probably someone who's always worse at it than you are. Exhibit A: the Mountie.
And in the Cafeteria the Chef made a bunch of stuff, but the menu is in Swedish, so I can't tell what it is. Andrew liked the Swedish food.
Dorms: Now With 50% Less Co-Ed Living!
A poster went up around the dorms advertising a 'girlkissy' party in the Fifth Floor Common Room. I don't have notes for any party. Oh, that stack over there? I thought that was paperwork. Settle in for the long haul, kids and bigger kids, we're going to be here a while. Squirrel, bring me spinach puffs and a salad and, uh, a Cherry Coke. Actually, skip the salad, I'm not going to eat it.
Jeff and Turtle went to the Preserve, but fear not pink headmaster, there were no PDAs, only talk of clothes, native wildlife and dogs eating people.
Jack, my one time co-host, was covered in pie and got Cedric Diggory to help him out with that little problem. Melakalaka ate chocolate in her room. The squirrel wants me to emphasize HER room, not anyone else's. Billy offered free compliments. River brought Irulan a hat and made a friend for life. Adam kicked a soccer ball around his room, while Dick and Annie discussed the pros and cons of girlkissy.
Even though Savannah is staying with Johnny, she decided to go on a date with Chris who, like any guy, wasn't good with the sharing thing and told her they could go another time.
And Jim - I'm not sure which one - got a Dear Johnny voicemail. That's new and his name's not Johnny.
Bel, Anders and Phoebe went to break the PDA rules in their room, St John packed up and went home for the rest of the Summer and River and Jack decided to relieve some tension down at the Shooting Range.
Last but not least in the dorms, there's more rule breaking. Real shame, that is. Disregard for our new headmaster. She's not going to like that. Abigail Whistler (like the painting) brings to you the one, the only for tonight, girlkissy party in the Fifth Floor Common Room! Abigail and Tori think Headmaster Umbridge is crazyflakes. It's a new word that combines the crazy of crazy with the flakes of breakfast cereal. Go with it. Tori filled Pheebes in on the stuff Hermione's been saying about Headmaster Umbridge. Abigail said 'yo' to Naomi in some fashion and Phoebe told Prue about the boy and girlkissy competitions the school newspaper used to run. The squirrel is getting all nostalgic. Here, have a spinach puff.
Abigail and Phoebe commiserated Headmaster Umbridge's reign and Abigail and Prue met. Phoebe is all over the place tonight and told Annie about drinking parties in the days of yore when men were girls and girls had guns. Unless they were men-girls. Annie and Tori or, as I like to call them, Blonde and Blonder, talked about the chocolate festival in the park. That we haven't gotten to. Stop messing with the delicate chronological balance of my notes! Prue and Annie are new and nervous about girlkissy. Phoebe and River caught up and talked about the future, which River is from coincidentally. Tori and River are busted for talking about being happy that they're probably annoying Headmaster Umbridge and her gender equality issues. It's all in the title. And so are Tori and Isabel and Naomi and The Great Namingo. Isabel asked Phoebe to keep Anders safe since she's leaving in case you missed it.
Summer and Tori caught up and posed the question - would Headmaster Umbridge give detention to teachers. Or, more importantly, if she did, would we bother to show up? And, okay, I've lost track of what this next note says so I'm paraphrasing. Johnny slept with Savannah even though she's dating Chris and Phoebe found out about it and told Chris and now she told Summer that she told Chris about Johnny sleeping with Savannah. I have the number for The Jerry Springer Show if you want it.
The Great Namingo put on her Fandom Historian hat and asked about the origins of girlkissy, Anders tried to be a big girl and crash the party. No news on whether he was successful at either attempt. Dick tried too, but his name was a dead giveaway, so he just stuck around to compliment Anders on the 'bringing a camera' idea. Tori wasn't surprised to see Anders there, The Great Namingo and Visa wondered if these kinds of parties were normal, Abigail gave Visa a history lesson, then asked Dick if he was joining in or just watching. Apparently the name wasn't a big enough giveaway.
Annie told Isabel what Headmaster Umbridge did to Dick. I don't want to know. Jenny introduced herself to The Great Namingo and got drilled on if she was there for support, revolution or good old-fashioned kissing. Inara gave her compliments to the hostess, The Great Namingo and Inara talked dinosaurs, Tori gave a big blonde welcome to Inara and Evie came to find food and missed the point of the party.
Visa and Inara discuss their options - joining in, or being the weaklings who watch from the sidelines. Johnny Storm joined Dick and Anders in their moral support venture, Bel joined in and got a glare from Abigail, Andrew had the foresight to bring a video camera and get a couple of interviews. Ponytail wanted the tape and brought his velvet fedora, Marco was there to watch and Demyx didn't get it. It's like kissing between boys, except with girls. Very simple concept, different gender. Ponytail explained the concept of a protest party with girlkissy to Demyx and got all excited at Evie about the expected kissing between girls. Dean and Alec have theorized that Headmaster Umbridge brought this on, and are thankful. Abigail tried to throw them out, but they got a free pass for things I can't describe on air. Needless to say, it happened on the day when all the guys turned into girls. Use your imagination while I bleach mine. And Robin came to serenade the girls before leaving them be.
And then there was kissage. Let's check the tally. Phoebe and Tori, Abigail and Phoebe with Bel and Anders watching, Abigail and The Great Namingo, Abigail and Naomi with Andrew taping them. Bel and Anders represented the boys. Annie and Phoebe joined in as did Annie and Isabel.
Animal showed up wearing a wig to try to get a few smooches. Ponytail wasn't convinced by the genius plan, but kissing did happen for Animal with Door, Phoebe, The Great Namingo and Visa. Animal made a pass at Bel and sang Helen Reddy for Andrew before Little Jo Harvelle showed up and Visa and The Great Namingo kissed.
There's probably more, but the squirrels are off the clock or got involved somehow.
Town: The Sadistic Chocolate Capital of the East Coast!
Deadpool fell asleep watching Golden Girls. Probably in his pyjamas since he always wears pyjamas. And there's places galore open! River was working at the Arms and told the new girl, Joanna banna fo fanna to get a packed lunch if she's going to the beach since they don't deliver and Stanley came to see how River was doing. Gabriel opened the Church, Liz opened the Post Office, Phale opened Book Haven and Luke's, the Trooper Station and Photo Hut are open.
Dawn, Carol, Ponytail's Sister and Little Bo Peep caught a portal out of town. Deadpool left town via the junkyard, A.J. the Weird Artist Kid and Charlie had a date over ice cream, while Johnny Storm and Isabel who's leaving opted for a coffee date instead at the Perk. Scar and Rory Gilmore had a serious talk up at the serious rocky bits.
The clinic was quiet for Christian during the day and Doogie at night.
Setsuna opened Lucy's but all was quiet. Caritas, on the other hand, was rocking like a rocking thing that rocks and that used up my redundancy quota for the month because of its special on chocolatinis. Up on stage, the little frog who could sang his heart out. Not literally. At the bar, Robin ordered alka seltzer and discussed the finer points of belching with GOB. Mary Mary Quite Contrary liked Robin's song and ordered a drink and conversation about dating with GOB. That can't end well. And down in the lounge, Jim - I don't know which one - decided to drunk dial. Smooth, kid. Pam came to the rescue.
Last but not least, there was a Chocolate Festival in the park today. In the middle of Summer. Not the smartest move, but then this is Fandom. There was a chocolate stand where Ponytail and Evie were hyperactive at each other and a chocolate art museum. Seely was mesmerized by the chocolate [microphone feedback] while Visa tried to figure out their artistic merit. Annie stared at some strategically placed chocolate leaves and A.J. the Weird Artist Kid told her that guys with big noses have bigger leaves. And Irulan and Evie decided they'd died and gone to Elysium. Wouldn't count on it.
And there was a chocolate fairy castle that defied gravity and the weather! Anemone ate a chocolate dragon and Andrew asked if it was any good. Melakalaka played house with chocolate figurines and then bit their heads off. Ponytail's Sister approved of the mildly disturbing event. Anemone and Andrew teamed up again to play Angry Teacher/Emo Student with the figurines that Mel didn't bite the head off of.
Over at the chocolate pond, Anemone and Robin discussed cup sizes. Of actual cups, not anything else. Chocolate Poker didn't go well because Mary and Robin kept eating their winnings.
The chocolate ice cream towers got some turtle power with Mikey, Donnie and Raph engaging in ice cream ninja action. Meanwhile, Blonde and Blonder made s'mores in 90 degree heat.
And last, but certainly not least because it's so twisted I might actually laugh, there was a great weetiny chocolate bunny hunt were the animate bunnies had to be caught and eaten or they'd melt to death. Crazy place! Robin tried to convince the bunnies to go with Annie to their chompy doom, Ponytail and his sister hunted down the bunnies with NO MERCY and dear ol' Dean Drax scared Jaina by hunting bunnies with lederhosen and a malicious look in his eye.
I can't make this stuff up. That's it. We're out. Enjoy your dead chocolate rabbits, Fandom. This is Hades, this is WTFH pirate radio reminding you to stop doing stupid things and have a bothering-me-free and PDA-free weekend."
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"She kissed the hairy red guy who wore the penguin suit?"
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Either that, or they just got too confused too stick around for long.
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He missed lesbians?!
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