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fandom_radio2015-09-10 12:07 am
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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, September 9th
Face Loran here, Fandom, and there are a whole lot of sad, drunk squirrels sleeping it off in here.
Up at the School, Competitive Team Building had to carry gnomes and carnivorous goat over a lava pit filled with sharks. I'm pretty sure I read that screenplay once. There was a lecture explaining how this related to the power of teamwork, and then the goat carrying commenced.
Magical Beasts learned to identify ghosts, after Bob gave an important speech on motivation. Presumably the goat ghosts wanted revenged on anyone who'd dropped them in lava.
Sex Ed got physical with an anatomy lecture, and then Clint made a terrible mistake and told the boys and girls to ask each other any burning questions they might have, and boy did the girls have questions. Topics covered included touching yourself, size comparisons, morning wood, blue balls, manspreading, condoms, and what the teacher tells them when they're alone together...wait what? Then someone wanted to know when Clint realised this had all gone wrong.
Speech was much more sedate, with Kathy expounding on the virtues of gremlin control.
Over in the Dorms, Dante was considering changes to his room, when Ezra stopped by to receive kudos for 'wearing him out' if you know what the squirrels mean, while Kathy dropped off 'Sorry I tried to eat your brains, I thought I was a zombie' cookies.
Meanwhile in Town, Jasper chilled in the Onsen, Jaina enjoyed chai at the Perk, at Groovy Tunes, Maria's musical choice was Metallica, and Jessica was texting while working at Starks.
Finally, Kitty got to hear about Clint's terrible idea when he got home, and he got to hear about meeting people who knew dead versions of her. I think she wins.
Up at the School, Competitive Team Building had to carry gnomes and carnivorous goat over a lava pit filled with sharks. I'm pretty sure I read that screenplay once. There was a lecture explaining how this related to the power of teamwork, and then the goat carrying commenced.
Magical Beasts learned to identify ghosts, after Bob gave an important speech on motivation. Presumably the goat ghosts wanted revenged on anyone who'd dropped them in lava.
Sex Ed got physical with an anatomy lecture, and then Clint made a terrible mistake and told the boys and girls to ask each other any burning questions they might have, and boy did the girls have questions. Topics covered included touching yourself, size comparisons, morning wood, blue balls, manspreading, condoms, and what the teacher tells them when they're alone together...wait what? Then someone wanted to know when Clint realised this had all gone wrong.
Speech was much more sedate, with Kathy expounding on the virtues of gremlin control.
Over in the Dorms, Dante was considering changes to his room, when Ezra stopped by to receive kudos for 'wearing him out' if you know what the squirrels mean, while Kathy dropped off 'Sorry I tried to eat your brains, I thought I was a zombie' cookies.
Meanwhile in Town, Jasper chilled in the Onsen, Jaina enjoyed chai at the Perk, at Groovy Tunes, Maria's musical choice was Metallica, and Jessica was texting while working at Starks.
Finally, Kitty got to hear about Clint's terrible idea when he got home, and he got to hear about meeting people who knew dead versions of her. I think she wins.