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Fandom Radio, Thursday July 20
Pam: Hi hi hi! It's Jam and Pim, once again! Or something like that.
Jim: If you remove those names from each other, I'm the Jim half of the group and, might I say, you are all looking lovely this evening.
Pam: ...um, you can't see any of them. I mean, you can see me, so...uh, thanks, but you can't see the rest of them.
Jim: I don't need to see them. I just need to see these notes to know that they're all especially attractive tonight, present company included. In fact, you might want to check and make sure you have some good insurance, Pam, so you can make sure you didn't break anything when you fell from Heaven.
Pam: *dead silence*
Jim: You look beautiful when you're confused. It'll make sense in a couple minutes.
Pam: ...because I'll read some notes about how you hit your head? Do you need to go to the clinic? What's with the suit?
Jim: No, but by the time I'm done somebody may come to the radio station and try to send me there. Hopefully they'll escort me to the clinic, though, because a lovely escort to the clinic is always appreciated.
School, which is run by a woman who has only becomes more attractive every day of her pregnancy.
Jim: Construction was going on with Constable Fraser supervising and Stark hard at work while the library was nice and quiet for Bridge. In Awesome class we learned about and tried out pickup lines, but really I like all of you lovely ladies for you, not because a workshop told me to like you. Jude needed to... SUIT UP! and Mr Stinson thought his suit and relationship were both bad ideas.
Pam: ...oh god, you're going to do this all night, aren't you?
Jim: That's not the only thing I can do all night. I can also sleep.
Pam: ...*sigh* Ladies, if by the end of the night, you want to shoot my co-host, you can get the notes from Firearms and You if you weren't there to learn about handguns today. Charlie did the jittery thing while Dean laughed at her, and what's the best thing ever to have happen when you're jittery? Go practice with those handguns. Over in Flight and Flying, students learned how to fly an X-wing, then flew through an asteroid field and a trench. Johnny who I don't know and therefore still like talked to River, as did Anemone -- yes, I practiced saying it since last week. Go Team Pam. And Rory shared coffee with Professor Luke's Daddy, while Rougewas nervous, River talked family, and Qui-Gon got lectured.
Jim: History of Witchcraft, taught by the stunning Phoebe Halliwell who has bewitched me, talked about Wicca. Chris admired Prue's doodling, and, trust me, that's only the start of things that you can admire about Prue, and Phoebe helped Eve make Anders flail. Which shouldn't be hard with those piercing eyes. Practical Applications picked ouut engines and tried to fix them before there the magnificent Naomi and John Conner chatted about dinosaurs. And in the Cafeteria, there was breakfast for lunch.
Pam: ...wow. Just. Wow.
Jim: Seriously, being confused brings out your eyes.
Pam: Green goes well with utter WTF, or so I hear.
Dorms, where Jim will undoubtedly hit on any number of unsuspecting girls
Pam: This morning, Alec hung posters telling everyone about joining up to wave a pom-pom and bop around in a tiny skirt. Don't let Buffy trick you into joining! Jack had a nightmare -- poor Jack -- but Cedric made it okay. Meanwhile, Savannah got a phone call, and Andrew wore his thinking cap and made
Gwynn go 'bzuh' and Neil flirt with him. Willow and English Peter named her hedgehog -- not dirty, people -- and Troy and AJ went camping. Elsewhere, Savannah waited around for Johnny Storm -- ew -- while wearing a leather dress. But...um, it's ridiculously hot out. Must be, uh, quite a dress, if she's not dying in it. But maybe it can breathe? Anyway, Jeff introduced his dog to Andrew, River got checked on by Ronan. Eve was bored, and Jude had a phone call before telling Rikku he...um, has to date someone else? Eep. But I guess it's okay because later Mikey bursts in on some making-out-ness. And Charlie and Turtle talked about Dean.
Jim: John "Thunderbolt" Sheppard was checking out Molly's swoop bike in the garage. Johnny "My name is awesome without a nickname" Blaze asked what kind of bike it is. It's a bike that I wish had a sidecar for me. Wait, Molly's not in town. That's a good sidecar reference wasted. Aravis watched television on the fourth floor this evening with a bunch of animals that she she didn't eat in a very sexy way. Setsuna stopped by and her father must have been a thief because he stole the stars for her eyes. Also, she and Aravis talked about animals. And then Naminé showed up with her cat. You know how cats always land on their feet? Naminé always lands on pretty.
Town: where the women live so that Jim can hit on them too
Pam: Jude opened Luke's, Sokka opened the post office, Leo opened the Photo Hut, Gabriel opened the church, and Millie opened the book place. Naminé opened Café Fina and was visited by Professor Cooper and Leo, Charlie opened Groovy Tunes and was visited by Billy, and Turtle opened Turtle and Canary and Sabriel, Charlie and Jeff all came by. There was also ice cream time for Qui-Gon and Professor Skywalker, and tea time for Sabriel and River.
Jim: Phoebe, who I already used a line on, opened Caritas tonight to the sounds of Robin and John Conner singing. The Banjoer talked to Phoebe about dinosaurs and kittens, Anders played Zuma and the victim of a lime wedge attack, and Robin wanted Anders to sing. Sean came in for a drink and Bel came in for a bartender, and then Anders spread the wedge abuse to Bel. Robin and Bel talked about thunder lizards and Bel showed off some fireballs. John Conner wanted a depressing drink, but what could be that depressing when served by someone as beautiful as... Wait, did I just say "fireballs"? By somebody as beautiful in a COMPLETELY PLATONIC WAY as Phoebe. Platonic. The Devil's Nest tonight featured a happy Neil and a note from Aziraphale. And at the clinic, Dr Troy worked the morning, Dr Howser worked the evening, and the nurse just worked it. And... I think you took most of my opportunities to hit on the lovely women of Fandom in this segment.
Pam: ...huh, so I did. Oopsie.
Jim: That's fine. Women of Fandom, if you liked what you heard tonight, call me. 555-5356.
Pam: Ladies, if anyof that worked on you, call me and I'll talk you through why it shouldn't. 555-5337.
Jim: My suit trumps your reasons. Good night, Fandom!
Pam: Yeah, no comment. Night, everyone!
Jim: If you remove those names from each other, I'm the Jim half of the group and, might I say, you are all looking lovely this evening.
Pam: ...um, you can't see any of them. I mean, you can see me, so...uh, thanks, but you can't see the rest of them.
Jim: I don't need to see them. I just need to see these notes to know that they're all especially attractive tonight, present company included. In fact, you might want to check and make sure you have some good insurance, Pam, so you can make sure you didn't break anything when you fell from Heaven.
Pam: *dead silence*
Jim: You look beautiful when you're confused. It'll make sense in a couple minutes.
Pam: ...because I'll read some notes about how you hit your head? Do you need to go to the clinic? What's with the suit?
Jim: No, but by the time I'm done somebody may come to the radio station and try to send me there. Hopefully they'll escort me to the clinic, though, because a lovely escort to the clinic is always appreciated.
School, which is run by a woman who has only becomes more attractive every day of her pregnancy.
Jim: Construction was going on with Constable Fraser supervising and Stark hard at work while the library was nice and quiet for Bridge. In Awesome class we learned about and tried out pickup lines, but really I like all of you lovely ladies for you, not because a workshop told me to like you. Jude needed to... SUIT UP! and Mr Stinson thought his suit and relationship were both bad ideas.
Pam: ...oh god, you're going to do this all night, aren't you?
Jim: That's not the only thing I can do all night. I can also sleep.
Pam: ...*sigh* Ladies, if by the end of the night, you want to shoot my co-host, you can get the notes from Firearms and You if you weren't there to learn about handguns today. Charlie did the jittery thing while Dean laughed at her, and what's the best thing ever to have happen when you're jittery? Go practice with those handguns. Over in Flight and Flying, students learned how to fly an X-wing, then flew through an asteroid field and a trench. Johnny who I don't know and therefore still like talked to River, as did Anemone -- yes, I practiced saying it since last week. Go Team Pam. And Rory shared coffee with Professor Luke's Daddy, while Rougewas nervous, River talked family, and Qui-Gon got lectured.
Jim: History of Witchcraft, taught by the stunning Phoebe Halliwell who has bewitched me, talked about Wicca. Chris admired Prue's doodling, and, trust me, that's only the start of things that you can admire about Prue, and Phoebe helped Eve make Anders flail. Which shouldn't be hard with those piercing eyes. Practical Applications picked ouut engines and tried to fix them before there the magnificent Naomi and John Conner chatted about dinosaurs. And in the Cafeteria, there was breakfast for lunch.
Pam: ...wow. Just. Wow.
Jim: Seriously, being confused brings out your eyes.
Pam: Green goes well with utter WTF, or so I hear.
Dorms, where Jim will undoubtedly hit on any number of unsuspecting girls
Pam: This morning, Alec hung posters telling everyone about joining up to wave a pom-pom and bop around in a tiny skirt. Don't let Buffy trick you into joining! Jack had a nightmare -- poor Jack -- but Cedric made it okay. Meanwhile, Savannah got a phone call, and Andrew wore his thinking cap and made
Gwynn go 'bzuh' and Neil flirt with him. Willow and English Peter named her hedgehog -- not dirty, people -- and Troy and AJ went camping. Elsewhere, Savannah waited around for Johnny Storm -- ew -- while wearing a leather dress. But...um, it's ridiculously hot out. Must be, uh, quite a dress, if she's not dying in it. But maybe it can breathe? Anyway, Jeff introduced his dog to Andrew, River got checked on by Ronan. Eve was bored, and Jude had a phone call before telling Rikku he...um, has to date someone else? Eep. But I guess it's okay because later Mikey bursts in on some making-out-ness. And Charlie and Turtle talked about Dean.
Jim: John "Thunderbolt" Sheppard was checking out Molly's swoop bike in the garage. Johnny "My name is awesome without a nickname" Blaze asked what kind of bike it is. It's a bike that I wish had a sidecar for me. Wait, Molly's not in town. That's a good sidecar reference wasted. Aravis watched television on the fourth floor this evening with a bunch of animals that she she didn't eat in a very sexy way. Setsuna stopped by and her father must have been a thief because he stole the stars for her eyes. Also, she and Aravis talked about animals. And then Naminé showed up with her cat. You know how cats always land on their feet? Naminé always lands on pretty.
Town: where the women live so that Jim can hit on them too
Pam: Jude opened Luke's, Sokka opened the post office, Leo opened the Photo Hut, Gabriel opened the church, and Millie opened the book place. Naminé opened Café Fina and was visited by Professor Cooper and Leo, Charlie opened Groovy Tunes and was visited by Billy, and Turtle opened Turtle and Canary and Sabriel, Charlie and Jeff all came by. There was also ice cream time for Qui-Gon and Professor Skywalker, and tea time for Sabriel and River.
Jim: Phoebe, who I already used a line on, opened Caritas tonight to the sounds of Robin and John Conner singing. The Banjoer talked to Phoebe about dinosaurs and kittens, Anders played Zuma and the victim of a lime wedge attack, and Robin wanted Anders to sing. Sean came in for a drink and Bel came in for a bartender, and then Anders spread the wedge abuse to Bel. Robin and Bel talked about thunder lizards and Bel showed off some fireballs. John Conner wanted a depressing drink, but what could be that depressing when served by someone as beautiful as... Wait, did I just say "fireballs"? By somebody as beautiful in a COMPLETELY PLATONIC WAY as Phoebe. Platonic. The Devil's Nest tonight featured a happy Neil and a note from Aziraphale. And at the clinic, Dr Troy worked the morning, Dr Howser worked the evening, and the nurse just worked it. And... I think you took most of my opportunities to hit on the lovely women of Fandom in this segment.
Pam: ...huh, so I did. Oopsie.
Jim: That's fine. Women of Fandom, if you liked what you heard tonight, call me. 555-5356.
Pam: Ladies, if anyof that worked on you, call me and I'll talk you through why it shouldn't. 555-5337.
Jim: My suit trumps your reasons. Good night, Fandom!
Pam: Yeah, no comment. Night, everyone!
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"Better be completely platonic, Halpert!"
See, if he'd been less distracted by the evil game from hell, he'd have realized the motif of the night, but nooooooo.
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[Jim is so getting an A+ for that!]
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