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Fandom Radio, Sunday, April 12th
Well! This weekend has been fun and informative, and I'm going to have to go fetch my kid the second this broadcast is done, or she'll, I don't know, pocket my cat or something.
Seriously, though, Glitter's a good kid, with an awesome name. I'll fight you on this. Gimme the notes, squirrels. I have clothes shopping to do with the small one, today.
Okay, so, once upon a time, in the Park a portal opened, spilling out a bunch of kids. Some of them were little, like George and Zeke, who could smell the fact that they have the same dad. Some were big, like Nommy, who learned that a sister who was supposed to be big was also little, because that's just the way this place rolls. They were probably all pretty great, anyway. And hungry. Tiny children are ravenous little monsters, did you guys know that?
Ezra found this out yesterday when he was trying to read in his room and wound up meeting Zeke, his klepto kid with Kathy, Ruby, his adorable little jewel child with Alana, and Adele, the hungry one with attitude that he had with Ronan. See? Hungry. Small children are ALL HUNGRY.
Speaking of, Ronan managed to reproduce, like, twice. The other one is called Owen, and Ronan, in a spectacular demonstration of shit that is not cool, got pissy at the kid over who his other parent is. Man, it isn't like Owen can help it. Keep your dick in your pants if you don't like it. God, don't even get me started. I have opinions. Anyway, Flick and Isabelle got a kid called Anna who started talking about Flick's rune- whoa, seriously? Huh. Congrats on your potential future, there, man. I guess.
Weird.
Aaaanyway, Alex informed her kids that none of them were ever going to be born, which is totally the way to talk to kids you don't have yet, sure, but at least she agreed to feed them while they're here. Kathy was making coffee and breakfast in the fifth floor common room when her kid with Anders, Carys, who told them all about their life in some place called Kirkwall. Which I don't think is in California, but I could be wrong. Some kid called Tebb came in, and with a name like that I'm pretty sure I know at least what galaxy his parents are from. Kathy fed him an omelette before he could have the pastry, so at least she has this 'feeding the ravenous hordes' thing figured out.
Celia and Ichabod's kid, Elizabeth, was pretty cool with the whole space-and-time-travel thing when she found her parents sleeping, and Face's cute Twi'lek kid, Adra, gave him a fright when she said he looked weird with hair. Oh, man. It happens. I'm sorry. Joker's kid Naya figured out that she was time-traveling all on her own, but probably thought it was a little weird that her dad had never met her before. You're gonna see a lot of that this weekend, Naya. Everyone's parents are pretty functionally stupid for a couple of days, it's fine. See if you can steal a few of those green pieces of paper from their wallets. That usually helps. And I was admiring my - the notes say it's a tiara, and sure, I'd go with that, except a tiara would have fit better on my daughter Glitter's head, so clearly it's a crown. Anyway, after promising to get her a couple of proper tairas, I took her across the hall to meet her dad, Ezra. Who got, like, all the little kid luck this weekend, goddamn.
Demonstrating his stellar parenting skills, Atton kicked in the door to Anakin's office to dump Tebb off on his other daddy-- ATTON I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW. At least Anakin wasn't taking any of that shit, showing up at Atton's apartment later and threatening to lightsaber a hole through Atton's door before getting him to open the hell up and talk. Good.
I guess Anders and Nathan were making out in the preserve, which you think would give them some amount of privacy, but this is Fandom so they got a little Welsh kid named Leo instead.
Clint and Kitty wisely decided to open the door to let their kid Lexi in to Clint's place, since it's the weekend after prom and all, and Eliot did the whole shit-shave-and-shower routine at that apartment above Luke's before like fifteen kids between their cute little threesome showed up. Or three? I don't know. The first one was called Joey and got Parker to agree to doing some cliff-jumping, though. Joey and Ada argued over dibs on Eliot, and I'm sure you're both pretty, girls. Hardison gave Eliot the 'grow a pair and make the kids feel loved for the weekend' talk, before lamenting that this was going to get in the way of all that sex they were going to have. Yeah. That's a thing that happens when you commit to being good parents, I've heard.
Especially since, you know, a third kid showed up calling himself Spike and claiming that he stole them and now they're his family. I like this kid. I should've thought of that at his age, goddamn. Ada and Spike had a good chat about being wanted and chosen, and shit, kid, I want to hug you but that'd be weird. And Joey and Ada made nefarious plans to steal Chilly Boulder. Because ice cream.
At Doctor Lecter's house, there was a surprise photo of Hannibal and Jono sitting in the foyer, which was probably less of a surprise than the kids. Jono warned Hannibal about the kids, Hannibal teased Jono about having a whole brood of them, and then, you know, the brood started arriving. Angela was about as happy as you can expect that her parents are actually a couple now, and went to help Doctor Dad cook while General Dad dealt with the emotional blow of her teasing him about his pants or something. Nommy, who belongs to Karla and Warren who weren't even on the island at the time, came flying in with Della, his little older sister, to ask after Kayla. Dinah stopped in to check on Jono and ask about his relationship with Doctor Lecter, and talked to Della about epic plans to cover a wall in paper and then paint all over it. And then Nommy told Dinah a bit about Della, and how she was raised by giant cats or something. I'm actually kind of jealous.
Spike did a bit of tiny adopted child flirting with Della, and that's adorable and I'm gonna ship it, now. Hannibal did make Joey, Ada, and Spike call their parents to tell them where they were when they showed up for dinner, anyway. Because responsibility. Ada reassured him that she was totally not an illegal hacker, true story. Joey's mom is totally an actress and a director, for real. And Spike told Hannibal about how he's a Junior Intern, with a card and everything. I guess when you steal a family, you can pick your own job title, too. Anyway, JJ, who belongs to Jono and Momoko, showed up with donuts and had a chat with his half-sister, Angela.
On the beach, Four and Sia met their kid Tori while they were out on their morning jog together. Sia gave Four the run-down on what was going on, at least, so the poor guy didn't freak out or anything. In the apartment above Groovy Tunes, Rinoa and Squall met another kid called Ruby, who was a little fire-breather with wings who's dad was, in fact, Jono and not Squall. Awwwwkward. Not as awkward as Elsa and Barry sleeping naked together on a couch in Barry's warehouse when their kids Annabelle and Jeremy showed up and started raising hell all over the place. Yeah, I can see how that might put a dent in naked cuddling plans.
In Jack's apartment, Dorian, his kid with Emma-not-the-student showed up and sniffed out the Sugar Bombs. This child has wonderful priorities. Any kid that might've visited Cara at her apartment would've had great ones too, since she was flipping through takeout menus at the time. Which also kind of cements my whole 'every child here is ravenous' theory a little bit more. And then, at J,Gob, Natalie and Peter had their kid Lilith out for brunch and talked about her home life.
I think that might be everything. Is that everything? Oh god, it's everything. I'm out of here. I have tiaras to buy for a tiny fox princess.
Seriously, though, Glitter's a good kid, with an awesome name. I'll fight you on this. Gimme the notes, squirrels. I have clothes shopping to do with the small one, today.
Okay, so, once upon a time, in the Park a portal opened, spilling out a bunch of kids. Some of them were little, like George and Zeke, who could smell the fact that they have the same dad. Some were big, like Nommy, who learned that a sister who was supposed to be big was also little, because that's just the way this place rolls. They were probably all pretty great, anyway. And hungry. Tiny children are ravenous little monsters, did you guys know that?
Ezra found this out yesterday when he was trying to read in his room and wound up meeting Zeke, his klepto kid with Kathy, Ruby, his adorable little jewel child with Alana, and Adele, the hungry one with attitude that he had with Ronan. See? Hungry. Small children are ALL HUNGRY.
Speaking of, Ronan managed to reproduce, like, twice. The other one is called Owen, and Ronan, in a spectacular demonstration of shit that is not cool, got pissy at the kid over who his other parent is. Man, it isn't like Owen can help it. Keep your dick in your pants if you don't like it. God, don't even get me started. I have opinions. Anyway, Flick and Isabelle got a kid called Anna who started talking about Flick's rune- whoa, seriously? Huh. Congrats on your potential future, there, man. I guess.
Weird.
Aaaanyway, Alex informed her kids that none of them were ever going to be born, which is totally the way to talk to kids you don't have yet, sure, but at least she agreed to feed them while they're here. Kathy was making coffee and breakfast in the fifth floor common room when her kid with Anders, Carys, who told them all about their life in some place called Kirkwall. Which I don't think is in California, but I could be wrong. Some kid called Tebb came in, and with a name like that I'm pretty sure I know at least what galaxy his parents are from. Kathy fed him an omelette before he could have the pastry, so at least she has this 'feeding the ravenous hordes' thing figured out.
Celia and Ichabod's kid, Elizabeth, was pretty cool with the whole space-and-time-travel thing when she found her parents sleeping, and Face's cute Twi'lek kid, Adra, gave him a fright when she said he looked weird with hair. Oh, man. It happens. I'm sorry. Joker's kid Naya figured out that she was time-traveling all on her own, but probably thought it was a little weird that her dad had never met her before. You're gonna see a lot of that this weekend, Naya. Everyone's parents are pretty functionally stupid for a couple of days, it's fine. See if you can steal a few of those green pieces of paper from their wallets. That usually helps. And I was admiring my - the notes say it's a tiara, and sure, I'd go with that, except a tiara would have fit better on my daughter Glitter's head, so clearly it's a crown. Anyway, after promising to get her a couple of proper tairas, I took her across the hall to meet her dad, Ezra. Who got, like, all the little kid luck this weekend, goddamn.
Demonstrating his stellar parenting skills, Atton kicked in the door to Anakin's office to dump Tebb off on his other daddy-- ATTON I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW. At least Anakin wasn't taking any of that shit, showing up at Atton's apartment later and threatening to lightsaber a hole through Atton's door before getting him to open the hell up and talk. Good.
I guess Anders and Nathan were making out in the preserve, which you think would give them some amount of privacy, but this is Fandom so they got a little Welsh kid named Leo instead.
Clint and Kitty wisely decided to open the door to let their kid Lexi in to Clint's place, since it's the weekend after prom and all, and Eliot did the whole shit-shave-and-shower routine at that apartment above Luke's before like fifteen kids between their cute little threesome showed up. Or three? I don't know. The first one was called Joey and got Parker to agree to doing some cliff-jumping, though. Joey and Ada argued over dibs on Eliot, and I'm sure you're both pretty, girls. Hardison gave Eliot the 'grow a pair and make the kids feel loved for the weekend' talk, before lamenting that this was going to get in the way of all that sex they were going to have. Yeah. That's a thing that happens when you commit to being good parents, I've heard.
Especially since, you know, a third kid showed up calling himself Spike and claiming that he stole them and now they're his family. I like this kid. I should've thought of that at his age, goddamn. Ada and Spike had a good chat about being wanted and chosen, and shit, kid, I want to hug you but that'd be weird. And Joey and Ada made nefarious plans to steal Chilly Boulder. Because ice cream.
At Doctor Lecter's house, there was a surprise photo of Hannibal and Jono sitting in the foyer, which was probably less of a surprise than the kids. Jono warned Hannibal about the kids, Hannibal teased Jono about having a whole brood of them, and then, you know, the brood started arriving. Angela was about as happy as you can expect that her parents are actually a couple now, and went to help Doctor Dad cook while General Dad dealt with the emotional blow of her teasing him about his pants or something. Nommy, who belongs to Karla and Warren who weren't even on the island at the time, came flying in with Della, his little older sister, to ask after Kayla. Dinah stopped in to check on Jono and ask about his relationship with Doctor Lecter, and talked to Della about epic plans to cover a wall in paper and then paint all over it. And then Nommy told Dinah a bit about Della, and how she was raised by giant cats or something. I'm actually kind of jealous.
Spike did a bit of tiny adopted child flirting with Della, and that's adorable and I'm gonna ship it, now. Hannibal did make Joey, Ada, and Spike call their parents to tell them where they were when they showed up for dinner, anyway. Because responsibility. Ada reassured him that she was totally not an illegal hacker, true story. Joey's mom is totally an actress and a director, for real. And Spike told Hannibal about how he's a Junior Intern, with a card and everything. I guess when you steal a family, you can pick your own job title, too. Anyway, JJ, who belongs to Jono and Momoko, showed up with donuts and had a chat with his half-sister, Angela.
On the beach, Four and Sia met their kid Tori while they were out on their morning jog together. Sia gave Four the run-down on what was going on, at least, so the poor guy didn't freak out or anything. In the apartment above Groovy Tunes, Rinoa and Squall met another kid called Ruby, who was a little fire-breather with wings who's dad was, in fact, Jono and not Squall. Awwwwkward. Not as awkward as Elsa and Barry sleeping naked together on a couch in Barry's warehouse when their kids Annabelle and Jeremy showed up and started raising hell all over the place. Yeah, I can see how that might put a dent in naked cuddling plans.
In Jack's apartment, Dorian, his kid with Emma-not-the-student showed up and sniffed out the Sugar Bombs. This child has wonderful priorities. Any kid that might've visited Cara at her apartment would've had great ones too, since she was flipping through takeout menus at the time. Which also kind of cements my whole 'every child here is ravenous' theory a little bit more. And then, at J,Gob, Natalie and Peter had their kid Lilith out for brunch and talked about her home life.
I think that might be everything. Is that everything? Oh god, it's everything. I'm out of here. I have tiaras to buy for a tiny fox princess.
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"You know talking to inanimate objects is the first sign of going barvy, right?" Tebb called from the guest room.