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Fandom Radio, Saturday, July 14, 2007
"Spielberg is a genius. Take an island, throw some mortals in there, add some dinosaurs, stir it all up and voila, you get comedy gold! This is Hades on WTFH pirate dinosaur radio talking to you wherever you're hiding out tonight. Just remember, you're made of meat and their sense of smell is killer.
Dorms: Where you're safe from dinosaurs, but not the smell of gym socks
Jeff the mighty, brave hero type tried to go out to face the dinosaurs, but got bitten by a dog instead. Dramatic irony. It musn't have turned out so great for Jeff or the dog, because if it's the same dog, then a blood-covered poodle was yipping outside 412. Roxy decided to stay in his room, wimp, Mikey played video games before Will dragged him out to fight dinosaurs. Reptile on reptile! Only here in Fandom, ladies and gentlemen. Lana had a stomach flu, Lucas locked himself in his room and can't get out but got a call from Pam to make it all better. The Great Namingo saw the dinosaurs and went to take a look and met up with Inara and decided to play hero to get her to the clinic. Belthazor and Samuel T. Anders stayed in bed all day, slackers, and the third of their little party came to add some drama to their lives. Carol and Molly ended up back in Carol's room, oooh scandal.
Little Bo Peep decided that the lobby was the place to be. Be grateful we don't have revolving doors. Faile with an F not a Ph scolded him for not telling her about the...snot monster? Okay. Dinosaurs outside eating people and you're worried about snot. Priorities. And Sabriel joined the party of warped priorities.
Up on the fourth floor, AJ and Troy were common rooming it up and then went to, you guessed it, find the dinosaurs. Charlie came in after them to talk to Dean about saber-toothed tigers or whatever they're called, Carmela came to talk about kittens and down on second floor Dick and Annette camped out.
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Here comes the entertainment. Seriously, I was out there, you can't get this stuff on cable.
I made an announcement this morning about our new neighbors. They tried to get friendly with the horse at the stables but Molly and Carol fought them off and got the horsey to a safe place.
Lucy's was quiet, but Setsuna was there to mark the occasion by readying her sword. And for once, in relation to Lucy's, that's not dirty.
Speaking of dirty, Wilson and Lucy had a conversation. About bibles. I'm sure there's something filthy in there somewhere. Mary armed herself to take on the prehistoric force and Xander and Bridge ate popcorn. So did I.
The damp guy opened the Post Office and made Gladys get rid of them. Whatever happened to Fandom hospitality? Gabriel opened the Church, got a dinner invite from Emma 'I don't need real clothes' Frost and got a visit from a dinosaur. Charlie opened Groovy Tunes and got a reptilian customer. Aly, Roy and Dale were attacked by dinosaurs at the Trooper Station, Book Haven, Cafe Fina and Luke's were open, but relatively quiet. By relatively, I mean lacking in dinosaurs, so who cares?
Setsuna went flying and found herself with a flirtratious pteranodon. She gave him the 'it's not you, it's me' spiel and then was ganged up on after work, but ran into Teddy mid-air. Apparently that makes things better. Vala got herself a danish and a dino at JGOB, John Connor called Mary to barricade the hotel and Photo Hut got its fair share of the supposedly extinct invaders.
Deep breath. There's plenty more to come after this song."
[Weird Al Yankovic's Triassic Gardens plays]
"And we're back. I had to make more popcorn. The entire history of the human race's existence is worth it solely for the invention of popcorn, I'm telling ya. Anyway, where were we? Aha! Dinosaurs.
Over in the Rocky Bits, original name, there was a Dimetrodon! So anyway, who fought ol' Dimey? That'd be Teddy, AJ, Troy, Ed who hurt his arm and Luke who made it depressed. It's a Skywalker thing, isn't it?
In the park, there were things I don't know the plural of, so let's just say that there was more than one triceratops. Andros and Chad faced off with one each, but Peter Petrelli ended up with some back-up in the form of Isabel, Prue, River, Molly and Charlie and their powers. Still? Ended up knocked out. I'm gonna run out of names to call people here to mock their physical prowess.
On the school grounds and in the Preserve, there was a little more action and not from a dinosaur. Nay, saber-toothed felines of some description were out in force. Let's list off the big heroes who thought they could take on the king of the ancient mammalian jungle, okay? Sabriel, Phoebe, Marco, Little Bo Peep, Dean Drax, Ronan, Billy, Dean and Scar and Old Maid. And guess what? They're probably still out there. Good work, everyone! That's the spirit, get beaten up! Seems like the smart thing to do. After all, they do it in the movies.
Serenity Cove had its own problems in the form of a big Diplodocus. Don't get me wrong, Dippy's not a meat eater, but he/she/it sure didn't like visitors today in the shape of Irulan and her hat, Gavin Darklighter Degeneres III, Robin representing the amphibian team in all this and River who had to be carried out by Ronan.
John Connor took on the stegosaurus and was followed up by Jaina and her mind-tricks and Faile with an F and John Sheppard who made the dinosaur allergic, takes talent, and got sneezed on.
Elsewhere, the Mountie got his hat eaten. I watched. It was comedy gold. Will and Mikey made their appearance and teamed up against a raptor and Jenny barbequed a raptor. Seriously? This just in. Special at Pizza Planet, this weekend only, char-grilled dinosaur and mozzarella pizza half price! Andrew tried to be stealthy and failed miserably. Winchester Senior was out fighting the good fight and Peter Parker went for ice cream and found a dinosaur. Giles had an encounter of the vicious and bloodthirsty kind at the Magic Box and then an encounter of the redheaded and talky kind and the not stealthy at all kind. Redhead and stealthy left, taking the dinosaur with them hot on their tails.
Robin took on two raptors, sang at them and lived to tell the tale. Mary underestimated the power of the saber-toothed feline and was whisked off to the clinic by John Connor. Leo fought off a creepisaurus with some stoner brownies, hah, and Pam discovered that even small children of other species' hate her too. The Jerries, tried to hunt the big armored tank dinosaur with butterfly nets. They got their backsides kicked. I should know, I saw it while making more popcorn. Aly and friend were sneaking around a whole lot better than Andrew did and Mel decided not to break old habits and fought dinosaurs in the graveyard.
And hey, ho, whadda ya know, the clinic was busy. Charlie brought kittens along into a sanitized area, Roy and Aly showed up, Vala too. Wilson convinced the nurses to stay on for the night shift, Ronan brought River in, Billy and Andros couldn't miss the party, Isabel brought in knocked out Peter, Katara and Ronan talked about healing, The Great Namingo portalled Inara in, who treated Gavin and Teddy brought in an unconscious Chad.
I think that's...no, that's not all, folks. There's still news from the library. It was research time for the geeks of Fandom. Zack was thrilled at the news of dinosaurs, Dawn hoped it wasn't the sign of the apocalypse, pfft, Carol and Evie looked into Fandom's histor and Hermione came along on the disbelief wagon and talked to Carol about invasions of the past. Thursday and Hermione talked about how reading from big books of doom when you don't know what you're doing is bad, Ed joined Dawn in the looking for the apocalypse stuff, Naomi looked for science stuff and Turtle asked about selling dinosaurs on the black market. Anne freaked out but got over it when the geekdom took over, Rodney met Thursday, talked geek with Dawn, talked dinos with Zack and asked Hermione if we'd called in the US military. And ruin all the fun? Are you kidding? Molly showed up to take Carol home while others decided to stick it out for the night.
And THAT'S all. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been fun. It's been real. I won't say it's been a blast, because that was graduation and let's not go there again. This is Hades on WTFH pirate radio's All Dinosaur Special saying goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the raptors sneak in and eat you while you're unconscious. And I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you."
Hades snorted and turned off the radio equipment.
Dorms: Where you're safe from dinosaurs, but not the smell of gym socks
Jeff the mighty, brave hero type tried to go out to face the dinosaurs, but got bitten by a dog instead. Dramatic irony. It musn't have turned out so great for Jeff or the dog, because if it's the same dog, then a blood-covered poodle was yipping outside 412. Roxy decided to stay in his room, wimp, Mikey played video games before Will dragged him out to fight dinosaurs. Reptile on reptile! Only here in Fandom, ladies and gentlemen. Lana had a stomach flu, Lucas locked himself in his room and can't get out but got a call from Pam to make it all better. The Great Namingo saw the dinosaurs and went to take a look and met up with Inara and decided to play hero to get her to the clinic. Belthazor and Samuel T. Anders stayed in bed all day, slackers, and the third of their little party came to add some drama to their lives. Carol and Molly ended up back in Carol's room, oooh scandal.
Little Bo Peep decided that the lobby was the place to be. Be grateful we don't have revolving doors. Faile with an F not a Ph scolded him for not telling her about the...snot monster? Okay. Dinosaurs outside eating people and you're worried about snot. Priorities. And Sabriel joined the party of warped priorities.
Up on the fourth floor, AJ and Troy were common rooming it up and then went to, you guessed it, find the dinosaurs. Charlie came in after them to talk to Dean about saber-toothed tigers or whatever they're called, Carmela came to talk about kittens and down on second floor Dick and Annette camped out.
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
Here comes the entertainment. Seriously, I was out there, you can't get this stuff on cable.
I made an announcement this morning about our new neighbors. They tried to get friendly with the horse at the stables but Molly and Carol fought them off and got the horsey to a safe place.
Lucy's was quiet, but Setsuna was there to mark the occasion by readying her sword. And for once, in relation to Lucy's, that's not dirty.
Speaking of dirty, Wilson and Lucy had a conversation. About bibles. I'm sure there's something filthy in there somewhere. Mary armed herself to take on the prehistoric force and Xander and Bridge ate popcorn. So did I.
The damp guy opened the Post Office and made Gladys get rid of them. Whatever happened to Fandom hospitality? Gabriel opened the Church, got a dinner invite from Emma 'I don't need real clothes' Frost and got a visit from a dinosaur. Charlie opened Groovy Tunes and got a reptilian customer. Aly, Roy and Dale were attacked by dinosaurs at the Trooper Station, Book Haven, Cafe Fina and Luke's were open, but relatively quiet. By relatively, I mean lacking in dinosaurs, so who cares?
Setsuna went flying and found herself with a flirtratious pteranodon. She gave him the 'it's not you, it's me' spiel and then was ganged up on after work, but ran into Teddy mid-air. Apparently that makes things better. Vala got herself a danish and a dino at JGOB, John Connor called Mary to barricade the hotel and Photo Hut got its fair share of the supposedly extinct invaders.
Deep breath. There's plenty more to come after this song."
[Weird Al Yankovic's Triassic Gardens plays]
"And we're back. I had to make more popcorn. The entire history of the human race's existence is worth it solely for the invention of popcorn, I'm telling ya. Anyway, where were we? Aha! Dinosaurs.
Over in the Rocky Bits, original name, there was a Dimetrodon! So anyway, who fought ol' Dimey? That'd be Teddy, AJ, Troy, Ed who hurt his arm and Luke who made it depressed. It's a Skywalker thing, isn't it?
In the park, there were things I don't know the plural of, so let's just say that there was more than one triceratops. Andros and Chad faced off with one each, but Peter Petrelli ended up with some back-up in the form of Isabel, Prue, River, Molly and Charlie and their powers. Still? Ended up knocked out. I'm gonna run out of names to call people here to mock their physical prowess.
On the school grounds and in the Preserve, there was a little more action and not from a dinosaur. Nay, saber-toothed felines of some description were out in force. Let's list off the big heroes who thought they could take on the king of the ancient mammalian jungle, okay? Sabriel, Phoebe, Marco, Little Bo Peep, Dean Drax, Ronan, Billy, Dean and Scar and Old Maid. And guess what? They're probably still out there. Good work, everyone! That's the spirit, get beaten up! Seems like the smart thing to do. After all, they do it in the movies.
Serenity Cove had its own problems in the form of a big Diplodocus. Don't get me wrong, Dippy's not a meat eater, but he/she/it sure didn't like visitors today in the shape of Irulan and her hat, Gavin Darklighter Degeneres III, Robin representing the amphibian team in all this and River who had to be carried out by Ronan.
John Connor took on the stegosaurus and was followed up by Jaina and her mind-tricks and Faile with an F and John Sheppard who made the dinosaur allergic, takes talent, and got sneezed on.
Elsewhere, the Mountie got his hat eaten. I watched. It was comedy gold. Will and Mikey made their appearance and teamed up against a raptor and Jenny barbequed a raptor. Seriously? This just in. Special at Pizza Planet, this weekend only, char-grilled dinosaur and mozzarella pizza half price! Andrew tried to be stealthy and failed miserably. Winchester Senior was out fighting the good fight and Peter Parker went for ice cream and found a dinosaur. Giles had an encounter of the vicious and bloodthirsty kind at the Magic Box and then an encounter of the redheaded and talky kind and the not stealthy at all kind. Redhead and stealthy left, taking the dinosaur with them hot on their tails.
Robin took on two raptors, sang at them and lived to tell the tale. Mary underestimated the power of the saber-toothed feline and was whisked off to the clinic by John Connor. Leo fought off a creepisaurus with some stoner brownies, hah, and Pam discovered that even small children of other species' hate her too. The Jerries, tried to hunt the big armored tank dinosaur with butterfly nets. They got their backsides kicked. I should know, I saw it while making more popcorn. Aly and friend were sneaking around a whole lot better than Andrew did and Mel decided not to break old habits and fought dinosaurs in the graveyard.
And hey, ho, whadda ya know, the clinic was busy. Charlie brought kittens along into a sanitized area, Roy and Aly showed up, Vala too. Wilson convinced the nurses to stay on for the night shift, Ronan brought River in, Billy and Andros couldn't miss the party, Isabel brought in knocked out Peter, Katara and Ronan talked about healing, The Great Namingo portalled Inara in, who treated Gavin and Teddy brought in an unconscious Chad.
I think that's...no, that's not all, folks. There's still news from the library. It was research time for the geeks of Fandom. Zack was thrilled at the news of dinosaurs, Dawn hoped it wasn't the sign of the apocalypse, pfft, Carol and Evie looked into Fandom's histor and Hermione came along on the disbelief wagon and talked to Carol about invasions of the past. Thursday and Hermione talked about how reading from big books of doom when you don't know what you're doing is bad, Ed joined Dawn in the looking for the apocalypse stuff, Naomi looked for science stuff and Turtle asked about selling dinosaurs on the black market. Anne freaked out but got over it when the geekdom took over, Rodney met Thursday, talked geek with Dawn, talked dinos with Zack and asked Hermione if we'd called in the US military. And ruin all the fun? Are you kidding? Molly showed up to take Carol home while others decided to stick it out for the night.
And THAT'S all. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been fun. It's been real. I won't say it's been a blast, because that was graduation and let's not go there again. This is Hades on WTFH pirate radio's All Dinosaur Special saying goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the raptors sneak in and eat you while you're unconscious. And I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you."
Hades snorted and turned off the radio equipment.
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It had been a tough week for him.
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Or maybe she just liked the sound of Hades' voice. It was hard to tell with dogs.