Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandom_radio2015-02-19 12:44 pm
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Thursday, February 19, 2015
Right, it's cold and the island's still fairly insane and I'm too old and grumpy to deal with it very long, so I'm going to blow--
*squirrelly snickers*
--seriously? Stop that. No one wants to think about your sex lives.
*chittering*
Listen, it's not my fault that I'm still dripping glitter. I've taken about a hundred show--stop imagining me in the shower. It's creepy as hell.
In classes, Friendship is Cake watched a video--can't imagine how that could go wrong-- and Modern Myths learned about a woman who got pregnant by being shot. See, Ethics students? We could have shot you instead. Mad Kings and Queens had their libidos crushed under the gruesome details of Vlad the Impaler, not dirty. Electroclash held office hours where she was inudated by sappy love songs. Sparkle came and they speculated if the glitter would follow us on Spring Break--kriff, I hope not--before Sparkle asked for advice for his post-Fandom life.
In the dorms, Ezra was in his room admiring the things he found off-island before Jalian came in and tossed him on a bed and I think we're all really uncomfortable with me reading the rest of this so I'm going to stop. Ronan's shirtless in his room because it's February and negative ass degrees outside and of course he is, and Amy told him about the kissing party two nights ago and they made plans to go clubbing. Ezra mocked him for stealing his shirtles schtick--oh, new children, there's been shirtlessness since there's been a Fandom--and Ronan mocked him for going to the kissing party. Ezra overshared about all of the action he's gotten and I really, really don't need to know this. Flick is also shirtless--you're all going to get frostbite and possibly herpes--and Isabelle came by to confess to leading Edward on at the kissing party. In further shirtless news, Travis at least had the excuse of being locked out of his room after a shower. Gwen was taking a cold shower--please, please tell me you weren't in there to confirm the temperature--
*vague chittering*
And Minako was burning off energy through volleyball playing. Joker and Eleanor woke up together and I'm not giving any more information because they're in my class and ew.
Finally in town, Elsa and Barry tried to have a chaste date this week so I'll give you three guesses how well that worked out. Atton and Sia had a super awkward conversation at the Perk and then Atton went home and made a phone call. Alana got sucked into reading 49 Shades of Ecru--someone make sure she wasn't literally sucked in? That book's evil enough to probably turn sentient. Roland and Vic were awkward at J,GOB and Roland explained that his guitar only wants to play dirty songs this week. A new woman--Abbi-arrived on the island and Bob introducted himself to her, and then she ended up at 'Dites to learn about the sex toy specials this week so, um, welcome to Fandom. Kitty was also over at 'Dites and I'm pretty sure I don't want to read about this for all of you to hear, so I won't.
Finally, Buffy was at the Devil's Nest with ice cubes and a fan, so I'll leave you all with that mental image and flee across the Causeway. See you at the meet-up for Spring Break, everyone.
*squirrelly snickers*
--seriously? Stop that. No one wants to think about your sex lives.
*chittering*
Listen, it's not my fault that I'm still dripping glitter. I've taken about a hundred show--stop imagining me in the shower. It's creepy as hell.
In classes, Friendship is Cake watched a video--can't imagine how that could go wrong-- and Modern Myths learned about a woman who got pregnant by being shot. See, Ethics students? We could have shot you instead. Mad Kings and Queens had their libidos crushed under the gruesome details of Vlad the Impaler, not dirty. Electroclash held office hours where she was inudated by sappy love songs. Sparkle came and they speculated if the glitter would follow us on Spring Break--kriff, I hope not--before Sparkle asked for advice for his post-Fandom life.
In the dorms, Ezra was in his room admiring the things he found off-island before Jalian came in and tossed him on a bed and I think we're all really uncomfortable with me reading the rest of this so I'm going to stop. Ronan's shirtless in his room because it's February and negative ass degrees outside and of course he is, and Amy told him about the kissing party two nights ago and they made plans to go clubbing. Ezra mocked him for stealing his shirtles schtick--oh, new children, there's been shirtlessness since there's been a Fandom--and Ronan mocked him for going to the kissing party. Ezra overshared about all of the action he's gotten and I really, really don't need to know this. Flick is also shirtless--you're all going to get frostbite and possibly herpes--and Isabelle came by to confess to leading Edward on at the kissing party. In further shirtless news, Travis at least had the excuse of being locked out of his room after a shower. Gwen was taking a cold shower--please, please tell me you weren't in there to confirm the temperature--
*vague chittering*
And Minako was burning off energy through volleyball playing. Joker and Eleanor woke up together and I'm not giving any more information because they're in my class and ew.
Finally in town, Elsa and Barry tried to have a chaste date this week so I'll give you three guesses how well that worked out. Atton and Sia had a super awkward conversation at the Perk and then Atton went home and made a phone call. Alana got sucked into reading 49 Shades of Ecru--someone make sure she wasn't literally sucked in? That book's evil enough to probably turn sentient. Roland and Vic were awkward at J,GOB and Roland explained that his guitar only wants to play dirty songs this week. A new woman--Abbi-arrived on the island and Bob introducted himself to her, and then she ended up at 'Dites to learn about the sex toy specials this week so, um, welcome to Fandom. Kitty was also over at 'Dites and I'm pretty sure I don't want to read about this for all of you to hear, so I won't.
Finally, Buffy was at the Devil's Nest with ice cubes and a fan, so I'll leave you all with that mental image and flee across the Causeway. See you at the meet-up for Spring Break, everyone.
