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fandom_radio2015-02-08 08:41 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2015-02-08 08:41 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, February 8th
Hey, Fandom! Sparkle here, up and at 'em and sitting here in the radio booth with, like one squirrel because the rest apparently all won the lottery and decided to retire away to the Caribbean or something? I don't know. I'm interpreting the sad and lonely charades of a very drunk rodent who seems to be wearing a teeny-tiny version of the crown jewels, instead.
Some days, it's better to just not ask, I guess? Anyway, I have notes. Let's see what you crazy people have been up to this weekend, alright? Like, in the dorms, because the squirrels just can't not be creepy even when they become millionaires or whatever.
... So, Anders has a talking cat now. That's new. He and Nathan talked about how sassy the cat is before moving on to, you know, doing the sex. With the cat in the room? Like, I feel that sex is great and most cats don't like care, but if he started talking I'd let Velcro wait in the hall or something. Flick made a wish for a bigger bed, and it came true. So, that's pretty sweet. And way better for sex than talking cats.
Mara made a wish for some 'really weird food' in the third floor common room, and I guess that wish came true? She had to explain blue milk and nerf to Minako, though. Look, like, all you need to know about nerf is that it's awesome. Awesome. Ignore how Johnny said it was weird just because his sister's into xenobiology. I'm friends with a psychiatrist but that doesn't mean you should trust me with your mental health. Like. Ever. Mara was all like, "The food isn't weird," and then Johnny was all like, "I wish I knew what everything was," and then, like, that came true? So I'm guessing wishing is a thing right now? I wish for... a rubber duck.
...
...
*Squeakysqueakysqueakysqueaksqueaksqueak*
Sweet!
*The confused chittering of the one squirrel who didn't win the lottery yesterday?*
Pff. I don't trust any wishes the island gives us. I'm happy with my duck, buddy. Anyway, the squirrel took the creepy up a notch by reporting on what was going on in the girls' bathroom on the third floor, which I guess involved Raven wishing herself naked? Or without powers which led to naked? Somehow? Anyway, Alana was there to bring her a robe and they had a talk about identity, but not before Raven ran into Travis. Or maybe before she ran into Travis? I'm not sure if she was in the hall while naked or if he was in the girls' bathroom, but either way they talked about that one time that he died. Haven't we all, man. Haven't we all.
In still-invasive-but-at-least-not-the-girls'-washroom news, Atton was beaten half to shit and rebuilding his lightsaber in his apartment when I showed up, bearing pop tarts and broccoli because if he's going to take off for like a week I'm going to booby trap his apartment with healthy food and he's going to have to suck it up and deal with it, Atton. Anyway, I didn't put the broccoli on his pizza or in his pop tarts while we talked about his week, so it wasn't so bad and he doesn't have to whine about it now. Over at Doctor Lecter's place, he and Starsmore were both being brats about whether it was time to get out of bed or not - CECIL, HEY CECIL! - when I guess Doctor Lecter wished away half his face WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND THROW BROCCOLI AT YOU, TOO.
*Chitter?*
FACE.
*Chitter. Paper rustling*
FINE. In other 'people wishing their own body parts away' news, Mary wished away her tits because she couldn't fit into a dress. Which still makes more sense than wishing away your face AND I'M HYSTERICAL, I am having hysterics I can't talk when I get like this--
*Sploosh!*
...
I'M WET. I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet because some squirrels don't know their Producers quotes or else they know them too well and now I'm going to stink like rum for the rest of the day! THANKS PAL.
*Sheepish chittering*
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, Ronan wished for a drink over at the church, and lo, his prayers were answered with beer. Amy wished for some confidence out by the boardwalk after seeing some chick walking around wearing not nearly enough for the weather, and she and Travis talked skateboarding for a bit.
Kenzi and Roland were singing warm music out in the park, which led to Kenzi wishing for the sun to come out, and for cute boots, and for a suitcase full of money. I have to say, Kenzi knows where it's at with the wishing. Cute boots sound almost as fun as this rubber duck.
*Squeaky*
And Bruce was walking his dog when he wished he was a little younger. Lo and behold...
Anyway, that's the notes. And now I'm going to make my way back to the dorms with my duck in order to shower for, like, forever, so that I don't end up stinking like rum for the rest of the day. Don't wish for anything too stupid, Fandom. Maybe the rest of us can get through this with our faces and our tits still attached, huh?
Some days, it's better to just not ask, I guess? Anyway, I have notes. Let's see what you crazy people have been up to this weekend, alright? Like, in the dorms, because the squirrels just can't not be creepy even when they become millionaires or whatever.
... So, Anders has a talking cat now. That's new. He and Nathan talked about how sassy the cat is before moving on to, you know, doing the sex. With the cat in the room? Like, I feel that sex is great and most cats don't like care, but if he started talking I'd let Velcro wait in the hall or something. Flick made a wish for a bigger bed, and it came true. So, that's pretty sweet. And way better for sex than talking cats.
Mara made a wish for some 'really weird food' in the third floor common room, and I guess that wish came true? She had to explain blue milk and nerf to Minako, though. Look, like, all you need to know about nerf is that it's awesome. Awesome. Ignore how Johnny said it was weird just because his sister's into xenobiology. I'm friends with a psychiatrist but that doesn't mean you should trust me with your mental health. Like. Ever. Mara was all like, "The food isn't weird," and then Johnny was all like, "I wish I knew what everything was," and then, like, that came true? So I'm guessing wishing is a thing right now? I wish for... a rubber duck.
...
...
*Squeakysqueakysqueakysqueaksqueaksqueak*
Sweet!
*The confused chittering of the one squirrel who didn't win the lottery yesterday?*
Pff. I don't trust any wishes the island gives us. I'm happy with my duck, buddy. Anyway, the squirrel took the creepy up a notch by reporting on what was going on in the girls' bathroom on the third floor, which I guess involved Raven wishing herself naked? Or without powers which led to naked? Somehow? Anyway, Alana was there to bring her a robe and they had a talk about identity, but not before Raven ran into Travis. Or maybe before she ran into Travis? I'm not sure if she was in the hall while naked or if he was in the girls' bathroom, but either way they talked about that one time that he died. Haven't we all, man. Haven't we all.
In still-invasive-but-at-least-not-the-girls'-washroom news, Atton was beaten half to shit and rebuilding his lightsaber in his apartment when I showed up, bearing pop tarts and broccoli because if he's going to take off for like a week I'm going to booby trap his apartment with healthy food and he's going to have to suck it up and deal with it, Atton. Anyway, I didn't put the broccoli on his pizza or in his pop tarts while we talked about his week, so it wasn't so bad and he doesn't have to whine about it now. Over at Doctor Lecter's place, he and Starsmore were both being brats about whether it was time to get out of bed or not - CECIL, HEY CECIL! - when I guess Doctor Lecter wished away half his face WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND THROW BROCCOLI AT YOU, TOO.
*Chitter?*
FACE.
*Chitter. Paper rustling*
FINE. In other 'people wishing their own body parts away' news, Mary wished away her tits because she couldn't fit into a dress. Which still makes more sense than wishing away your face AND I'M HYSTERICAL, I am having hysterics I can't talk when I get like this--
*Sploosh!*
...
I'M WET. I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet because some squirrels don't know their Producers quotes or else they know them too well and now I'm going to stink like rum for the rest of the day! THANKS PAL.
*Sheepish chittering*
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, Ronan wished for a drink over at the church, and lo, his prayers were answered with beer. Amy wished for some confidence out by the boardwalk after seeing some chick walking around wearing not nearly enough for the weather, and she and Travis talked skateboarding for a bit.
Kenzi and Roland were singing warm music out in the park, which led to Kenzi wishing for the sun to come out, and for cute boots, and for a suitcase full of money. I have to say, Kenzi knows where it's at with the wishing. Cute boots sound almost as fun as this rubber duck.
*Squeaky*
And Bruce was walking his dog when he wished he was a little younger. Lo and behold...
Anyway, that's the notes. And now I'm going to make my way back to the dorms with my duck in order to shower for, like, forever, so that I don't end up stinking like rum for the rest of the day. Don't wish for anything too stupid, Fandom. Maybe the rest of us can get through this with our faces and our tits still attached, huh?