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Sparkle ([personal profile] myownface) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2015-01-18 09:12 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 18th

So, coming in on Sundays is gonna be the new Thursday, is it? Okay, squirrels, you win. But only because this means I have a reason to haul my ass out of bed to get to work on Sundays, now.

Hey, Fandom. My name is Sparkle, I am, in fact, really damn sparkly right now, and, like, I could use about ten pounds of coffee right now.

*Sloshy*

Rum isn't coffee, but you know what? I'll happily take it anyway. If I can't be awake, at least I can be buzzed while I read these notes. Starting with that creepy dorms stuff, because sane people don't go to school on Saturdays when they could be outside playing in glitter, or stockpiling it for later. You know, like I was, out on the dorm lawn? Which admittedly is way less creepy than actually going inside of the dorms and spying on us in there, so you get a pass this week, squirrels. Of course, the note here says that the squirrel would hate being my roommate, but, like, three things- First? Clearly you have never met Daphne, squirrel. Second, if you hate glitter, you hate joy. That's science. And third? Shut up, I'm awesome.

Anyway, Hanna came out to talk about the weather, both the glitter and the actual winter around here, before she went in to get some bags so she could stock up on glitter too. Which was fine, because while she was gone Atton texted me and we made plans and then he sent me photos of this one bossy Jedi's bright red freaking face and it was amazing. Johnny flew by and we talked about reasons to stockpile glitter before I pointed out that when we're surrounded by it around here, it's probably a bad idea to hurt its feelings. If you're still too new to get why I would say that? Trust me. Hanna knew where it was at, anyway, since she really didn't understand why Johnny wasn't all excited about the stuff. And then Cecil and I totally talked about responsibilities, like Student Council and pet ownership. While collecting more glitter. Like. The next school dance is going to be so freaking awesome.

And that's literally all that was reported on over at the dorms - remind me to bring in a bag of peanuts for you next week for actually respecting our privacy, guys - so now I get to talk about what people got up to in town. Like Obi-Wan out in the hermit shack, checking on his animals and finding, you know, glitter. How many more times can I say glitter in one broadcast? I don't know, but we're gonna find out. Doctor Lecter decided that yesterday was going to be an inside day, which is fair, I guess, and in his warehouse, Barry did a lot of yelling at the stuff, because science.

Over at the Gig, Dani got to try to get glitter off of horses, which sounds a bit like an adventure, you know? Ronan was pissy about everything in the world while he was walking through the park, which really is practically an invitation for Pinkie Pie to show up and chirp at you, you know? And even if Ronan couldn't be convinced to be un-pissy, at least she amused Bob.

At the Groovy Tunes, Jono was reading a book and trying to avoid the glitter when Doctor Lecter phoned him up to warn him about the glitter. Not that a warning did much good when Dracula showed up, all sparkly vampire -hnnngh- and tracked enough glitter in with him that Jono needed to pull out a vacuum. At least Bob didn't track any in when he visited, since he's all, like, non-corporeal. Which, I guess, is a thing? Huh.

Anyway, out in the street, Kitty knew what was up when she started making glitterballs for a glitterball fight, and holy shit why didn't I think of this? Why? That is freaking beautiful. Good thing I have more glitter than God right now because, folks, I will be able to make glitterballs for as long as the island has snow, and you are all going down. Um. Except, you know, for, like, Bruce, who wasn't impressed with the glitter yesterday while he was walking his dog, because that guy really doesn't seem like he takes shit from anyone. And Bob, I guess, what with all the not being about to touch the stuff. Kitty explained to him that having glitter stuck to you forever kind of sucked anyway, so at least he wasn't missing out, or something like that. Which I hope made him feel better about it, because no way the glitter was awesome.

Awesome.

*Whispers* Awwwesooooooooome.