Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 4th

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Okay, people. We know what this is. Or if you're new, you don't. Either way, what we've got here is the newbie picnic, recapped here on Fandom's Pirate Radio.

If you're new, hi, the squirrels give people notes on what you've done. I hope someone warned you about that!

Okay, let's hit town really quick before the picnic stuff. Mary tried to keep warm at the front desk of the Arms when Obi-Wan stopped in for a room.

That's all. Picnic Time!

Of course, people started out meeting their big sibs who, again, hopefully told them about things like radio.

Hanna gave Elsa's puppy some food and then made sure she could trust Elsa before wandering off to tell her things the squirrels didn't hear. Mara had a packet of info for Amy, who had the wide-eyed reaction. Cassandra had complicated questions for Alex, like when, where, how, and why? And Barry's little sib is Anna, Elsa's ACTUAL little sib, but from alternate universes. Holy crap, that's amazing.

Cecil gave Carmilla a Fandom welcome. Raven and Ezra flirted for a bit before having a discussion about shapeshifters. Ronan tried telling Alana that he didn't need a sib, but she explained the reasons why yes, he did. He only gave her a 7 out of 10 for that. Don't worry, you're always a 10 to me.

Then they ditched their sibs and all met their roommates. Hanna hid under Carmilla's table for observation and asked for Cheetos. Cassandra was demandy and confusing with Gwen and, yeah, I can see that. Don't worry, Cass, I'm sure you'll get the hang of the place. Anna was the first person this time surprised by the coed rooming situation, but Ezra assured her it was all cool. Cosette found Ronan, who was... chewing on his bracelets. And was rude. Dude, lay off Cosette. As her little sib, I've got to say, she's a pretty great person. Anyway, Raven and Amy met and Amy was a little worried about powers and stuff. Like people's faces lighting on fire.

Spoiler alert: I can light my entire body on fire, then use that to fly. I'm not even kidding. Anyone who doesn't believe me, watch the skies right after radio and I'll shoot past like a fireball of me.

Anyway, teachers. They're people, too. Sometimes they're ponies instead. "Alice White" offered Anakin a Pop-Tart, which reminded him of his wife. Then Eliot talked to "Alice" about teaching buddies and stealing wallets. Electroclash warned Obi-Wan about Fandom by telling him about Pinkie Pie, and "Alice" wanted to know if Obi-Wan was a monk. Jones thought Atton was a student instead of a teaching buddy and they talked about Fandom's population. Anakin caught up with Jones and tried to find out if she knew anyone in Fandom yet. And then Atton found Anakin hiding behind a tree because of Obi-Wan. Zoe checked in with Anakin to see how much fun he was having (hint: none fun). And Ghanima suggested hiding IN the tree. I don't know if she meant climbing the tree or burrowing into it, but I know which one I'm going to think about.

Pinkie made a faux pas with Cara and then sang her a welcome song. And Tony tried flirting with her. Cara, not Pinkie. Although I'd be entertained if Tony freaking Stark tried flirting with a pony. Somebody get him more drunk than usual. Bruce found out that it's only 2015 when he talked to Jono, and then they talked about their pets. Obi-Wan talked to Jono about his cat and... the note says "Someone call Jaye" in all caps. And that squirrel is making a phone call. Okay. No idea what just happened.

Hatter and Hannibal talked about tea and teaching and somehow not about their new namesmush that I just made up, Hatternibal. It'll grow on you. Obi-Wan then introduced himself to Hannibal for teaching buddiness. Jono recognized Bob, and Bob offered to be a wingman for a night on the town. And since Bob's been around, Kitty was able to talk less about weird stuff and more about their classes. And Jones told Bob about a fingerprint on the moon that one of her students left once.

Tony tried flirting with Irene since he has eyes, and let her fill him in on the weird stuff in Fandom. And Tony says hi to Bruce because of Bruce's dog. Bruce knows him, but that doesn't go both ways. Zoe gave Eliot some advice regarding throwing students off the roof. And Clint and Tony had alternate universe confusion since they technically know each other. And Jono and Clint did kind of the same thing only Tony doesn't know Jono, you know? And Tony figured out that Electroclash's costume meant she's a superhero, but they don't know each other at all.

Derek had to comfort Pinkie about forgetting Cara was her TA once. Then he and Kitty caught up about their drama and such while watching other conversations going on. And Kitty sympathized with Clint about how Fandom is nuts.

Okay, done with teachers. Onto the general mingling.

Anakin and Obi-Wan met for a conversation that was apparently dramatic and shocking if you knew the backstory, which I don't. And Mara was freaked out by seeing them or something, so both Alana and I checked in.

Edward taught Anna some things, like how to shake hands and where the chocolate fountain is. Four was all glittered up, so Anna complimented his jacket while Sia teased him about it and Kaylin told him to admit glitter defeat.

Cassandra and Anders met and, hey, they're from the same world. They didn't seem to immediately bond over that like, say, Gwen and I did. But at least they didn't start fighting? And I talked to Cassandra about her armor and portals. Anna and Emma compared their previous schools. Jalian made friends with Elsa's dog. So did Kaylin who, as Elsa's roomie, probably should have been consulted. Editorializing by Johnny Storm! And Raven and Celia compared newbie strategies.

Rapunzel and Cecil talked about snow while their pets played with each other. Then Edward talked to Rapunzel about the cold and newbies, specifically the pretty girls in the group. Anna was impressed by Rapunzel's hair, and they talked about Anna's newness and sister. Raven accused Cecil of hiding, and they ended up discussing Ezra's flirting and cuteness. Cecil claimed that his flamingo was half-ostrich to Anna.

Hanna checked out Face's face. Hannibal talked to Kaylin about eating, bruises, and her time at home. And then she told new teacher Bob that learning is dumb. Sounds like we're due for an after-school special. Alana and I caught up about our breaks and, hey, ended up talking about being exclusive. Sorry, ladies, I'm off the market. I'll give you a few moments to come to terms with the loss.

Three... two... one...

But you can still look at me and wonder what it would be like to kiss these lips. No one's going to stop you from doing that.

Anna came by Alana because she smelled nacho cheese. Ezra and Ronan... let's just say that they did not get along. And Kaylin tried to sell Ronan on how nice Fandom is. It didn't work.

Alana caught Sparkle stuffing food in his backpack. Like, not as a security guard or anything. That's what he was doing when she found him. And they talked about planets. Kaylin liked his plan and they talked about how great it was not to have to worry about food in Fandom. Edward tried to make Nathan socialize. And Anders complained to Nathan about the way Cassandra treated him.

Home stretch, people. Amy told Ezra about the Texas shrimp situation and what he missed on the bus. Anders tried the shrimp on Amy's recommendation and they discussed where they came from. And Anna told Amy all about the weirdness of her AU sister and the quote "hot guy" unquote who lit himself on fire just to show off. And again, that's me. Speaking of Elsa, though, she got to explain the whole AU thing to Anna. I'm sure that was fun.

Raven and Travis caught up while complaining about being social. Kaylin and Raven made plans to visit each others' homes. Speaking of Kaylin, I don't think she listens to radio because she didn't know that I'm a Human Torch and do the whole fire thing. And here's where I showed the same thing off to Anna. But newness is an excuse.

Kira gave Amy information on adjusting to Fandom and what a kitsune is. Ezra introduced himself to Kira and they talked about Fandom being a bundle of weird. And Gwen caught up with her about new people.

Last few! Okay!

Gwen and I talked about the likelihood that everyone here will turn into David Hasselhoff for a weekend and I still don't buy it no matter how many times the squirrels write "JINX." Anyway, then Gwen joined Carmilla over in the shade. Raven introduced herself to Carmilla. And Vider assured Hanna that the food wasn't going to run out around here.

Oh god, it's over. I've survived. Now I'm gonna keep my promise from earlier...

FLAME ON! Watch the skies for a firey flying guy from town to the dorms over the next couple minutes. Talk to you later!