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fandom_radio2014-08-28 07:13 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2014-08-28 07:13 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, August 28
Ahahahaha, shit, I've missed being kidnapped by you little jerks.
*Chittering*
Yeah, I know. It's hard to kidnap someone who hasn't been around. Well, you're stuck with me for another year, now. Might as well make use of it, huh? Hey, Fandom. This is Sparkle - yes, new kids, that is my real name and I'll give you a black eye if you say anything about it to my face - and I guess it'll be Thursday mornings you're stuck with me if you want to listen to me giving you all of the slightly creepy news you never wanted a bunch of squirrels writing about.
And with that, I've got notes. Starting with what happened in the School, where Atton's Hostile World class talked about thinking on our feet in his lecture. Except Evie, who I'm sorry to say gained a couple of dumbass points by asking Atton in front of everyone if he was qualified to teach. And then we did introductions before Karina stopped by to ask me why Atton could get away with insulting my hair while she couldn't. The answer, of course, is because Atton has a nicer ass. Suck it.
Heroic Tales got the standard 'I am Thor, this is my class' rundown this week, with people talking about their heroes and Daphne asking to be Thor's TA. Ghanima had her Terrain class meet at the campgrounds, where she had her students make a fire, just… not with blasters, like Face had suggested. While Sia was explaining that we don't use those in class, Four pulled out some matches and explained to Jalian what they were for. And then, you know, there were introductions over food. Because this is the week for that sort of thing.
It's also a good week for hating on Dean Skywalker, it looks like. Karla stormed in to yell at him while he was trying to meditate during his office hours, though the squirrels say they were Forced out of there. Apparently that's an apt verb for when a Jedi does it.
In exceptionally more creepy news, because yes, the squirrels do come into the Dorms to take their notes, Ichabod was drinking tea and moving books around in his room when Celia came by to talk to him about Eleanor, and what's looking like a typical Fandom case of stupid students readying themselves to go do stupid shit. That happens a lot around here, too. I wanna say you get used to it… But nope.
In less-creepy-but-still-invasive news, we've got notes from Town, where Barry was swearing in his warehouse. In other news: Water still wet. Sky still blue? Teenagers swear. It's a thing we do. Joker stopped in to check out the guy's progress on a fricking submarine, because of course someone is building a goddamn submarine in town. Of course they are.
Moving right along, Elsa was at the Magic Box, decorating a cornucopia. Which, you guys over there know it's like August, right? That's a thing you're aware of? Maybe? Uh. Sure. At the Freedom Arms, Aeryn was giving away free rubber ducks with every purchase. Of, you know, guns. I guess so you can shoot the ducks? I don't know. I just read the notes. Hatter was hanging up posters around town advertising a wine tasting at Fina on Saturday for 'people who don't have bedtimes.' Since I don't think he grasps the concept of 'high school,' that might just be an open invitation for like everyone on the island except the Principal's kid.
And that looks like everything the squirrels have handed me, so I'm going to take this offering of rum from them and knock it back. Happy Thursday, all you idiots who are stuck here. And yeah, of course that's counting me.
*Chittering*
Yeah, I know. It's hard to kidnap someone who hasn't been around. Well, you're stuck with me for another year, now. Might as well make use of it, huh? Hey, Fandom. This is Sparkle - yes, new kids, that is my real name and I'll give you a black eye if you say anything about it to my face - and I guess it'll be Thursday mornings you're stuck with me if you want to listen to me giving you all of the slightly creepy news you never wanted a bunch of squirrels writing about.
And with that, I've got notes. Starting with what happened in the School, where Atton's Hostile World class talked about thinking on our feet in his lecture. Except Evie, who I'm sorry to say gained a couple of dumbass points by asking Atton in front of everyone if he was qualified to teach. And then we did introductions before Karina stopped by to ask me why Atton could get away with insulting my hair while she couldn't. The answer, of course, is because Atton has a nicer ass. Suck it.
Heroic Tales got the standard 'I am Thor, this is my class' rundown this week, with people talking about their heroes and Daphne asking to be Thor's TA. Ghanima had her Terrain class meet at the campgrounds, where she had her students make a fire, just… not with blasters, like Face had suggested. While Sia was explaining that we don't use those in class, Four pulled out some matches and explained to Jalian what they were for. And then, you know, there were introductions over food. Because this is the week for that sort of thing.
It's also a good week for hating on Dean Skywalker, it looks like. Karla stormed in to yell at him while he was trying to meditate during his office hours, though the squirrels say they were Forced out of there. Apparently that's an apt verb for when a Jedi does it.
In exceptionally more creepy news, because yes, the squirrels do come into the Dorms to take their notes, Ichabod was drinking tea and moving books around in his room when Celia came by to talk to him about Eleanor, and what's looking like a typical Fandom case of stupid students readying themselves to go do stupid shit. That happens a lot around here, too. I wanna say you get used to it… But nope.
In less-creepy-but-still-invasive news, we've got notes from Town, where Barry was swearing in his warehouse. In other news: Water still wet. Sky still blue? Teenagers swear. It's a thing we do. Joker stopped in to check out the guy's progress on a fricking submarine, because of course someone is building a goddamn submarine in town. Of course they are.
Moving right along, Elsa was at the Magic Box, decorating a cornucopia. Which, you guys over there know it's like August, right? That's a thing you're aware of? Maybe? Uh. Sure. At the Freedom Arms, Aeryn was giving away free rubber ducks with every purchase. Of, you know, guns. I guess so you can shoot the ducks? I don't know. I just read the notes. Hatter was hanging up posters around town advertising a wine tasting at Fina on Saturday for 'people who don't have bedtimes.' Since I don't think he grasps the concept of 'high school,' that might just be an open invitation for like everyone on the island except the Principal's kid.
And that looks like everything the squirrels have handed me, so I'm going to take this offering of rum from them and knock it back. Happy Thursday, all you idiots who are stuck here. And yeah, of course that's counting me.
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"See, it's that level of observational prowess that earned you that TA job," he informed the radio.