Pirate Radio, Sunday, January 7

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

This be likeguidelines, back from me holiday which be full o' rum 'n wenches, thank ye fer askin'. And if ye be not askin', well, that be terrible rude of ye.

Here be the highs, the lows, the good the bad, and the "oh, they be pullin' me leg, right?" of today in Fandom High. Newcomers? Jes' as a warning: they be not pullin' yer leg. If it be strange, it be true.

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Professor Chaucer be postin' the readin' lists fer his literature classes and givin' Doctor House a tour o' his offices. No, an actual tour. That be not any manner of euphemism.

In Professor Dream's office, Zero be worried about gettin' into college, and Sydney be applyin' t' be a TA.

Roomin'
Very late last night in the third floor common room, Major K!, Krycek, Hamlet, Rory, Molly, Macbeth, Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny, 'n Callisto be discussin' thar days. Most of it be talkin' about the phone problems 'n Lee's Nekkid Party, wit' a hefty helpin' o' snark. I know ye all be shocked t' hear that.

Professor Sidle be gettin' an herb garden, and Anders, Kara, Victor, Walter 'n Krycek all be in the gym today. Crazy health nuts. Soon ye'll all be go fer runs again. I run when somethin' be chasin' me, and not a moment beforehand.

Belthazor be gettin' a letter from home, Paige 'n Sawyer be fightin' about a misunderstandin' caused by the phone problems yesterday, and Marty be startin' a gremlin bite support group. Fer any of ye wonderin' the menace o' these creatures, I be tellin' ye that I might be able t' rustle up some video o' Annie the Vampire Slayer fer strictly educational-type purposes. Jes' puttin' that out thar. Ask around. Ye want t' see this.

In the fifth floor common room--hey, we be havin' a fifth floor--Nadia 'n Pippi be hearin' about zombie outbreaks. They be not pretty, wenches. Not pretty at all. And no manner o' dressin' the zombies up will change that. But don't get DEATH started on that particular subject.

Parker be redecoratin' her suite wit' the help o' Sam, Crichton, Liz, Rory 'n Jack Harkness. They be spendin' a bit o' discussin' the phone problems from yesterday. Jack be particularly taken wit' the fun at the Nekkid Party in Lee's room last night. Angel be helpin' Major K! move into his new dorm. It be room 223, if ye be lookin' t' stop by.

Rose be agreein' t' a date wit' Jarod, after Jarod be speakin' about datin' as a general concept wit' Parker.

The first floor wenches' bathroom be gettin' decorated wit' some helpful tips fer the newcomers. Among the gems, they be learnin' that Crichton be taken, Aeryn be scary, Jack Harkness be a good kisser, Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny snores, Rover be taken (if ye be into datin' giant white balls--and not that thar be anything wrong wit' that) and Angel is definitely off limits.

The first floor men's bathroom be filled wit' similar gems: Angel be a bad kisser, Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny be a clothin' klepto who enjoys Keith Partridge (the shame, Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny, the shame!), and Callisto be off-limits.

Everyone in the world who be not me be in the second floor common room tonight. Victor be wantin' t' see Bridge's giraffe. Giraffe? Giraffe! *shuffles papers* I be havin' nothin' here t' tell me if that be a euphemism or not. Rory 'n Aeryn be wantin' an ad campaign t' promote tourism on Earth, Rory be wantin' t' see the pictures Crichton may or may not have o' a certain person wearin' a folder helmet on her head. Crichton be distractin' Rory wit' talk o' Lee, though. I be havin' notes that say Aeryn 'n Crichton be cute. But I be not sure if Aeryn will be kickin' me ass fer sayin' that directly, so I be jes' sayin' that I heard someone say that they may be cute. Cordelia be askin' if Nekkid Parties be a common occurrence. Not near common enough, in my opinion. And Victor be makin' other friends, too, though I be havin' nothin' t' say whether he be askin' t' see their "giraffes."

I be wrong. No, not about the "giraffes." Some of the people in the world also be in the first floor lobby, speakin' wit' our new Principal o' Vice Pierce. *shuffles papers* That can't be right, but I be goin' wit' it anyway.

Campaignin'
Shiver me timbers, we be doin' this again. Thar be not enough rum in the world fer me t' care.

Parker be makin' posters fer some of the interested candidates, Liz Weir be puttin' up posters fer her run as one o' the three junior class reps, and so be Phoebe.

After puttin' up posters of their own, the sophomore class, of which I be a member, be holdin' a class meetin'. Which I, eh, be not attendin'. Because pirates 'n government tend not t' mix well.

Revelin'
Thar be a new post-it up in me house. I wonder why Logan be not askin' me fer clothes. Mayhap this newcomer can't be pullin' off the pirate look. Few can, after all.

Aziraphale 'n Doctor Wilson be headin' out o' town, Professor Eppes be tryin' t' make sense of his phone messages. A quick word o' advice--they don't make any. And Crowley be the bastard who be screwin' wit' the phones yesterday. His superiors be not understandin', but I give ye full marks fer creativity. The things I be learnin' about Xander Harris, Aeryn Sun and Anakin Skywalker alone be makin' the entire endeavor worthwhile.

Veronica 'n Piper be gossipin' about the insane phone problems over at Luke's, and Aeryn be talkin' wit' Zhaan about the duck army invasion. Fer ye newcomers, aye, I be serious.

Pippi be meetin' Crowley in the park. She also be arguin' wit' a duck. I be thinkin' she'll fit in jes' fine. Crowley also be chattin' wit' Inara about Piper, the new chef he be hirin'. Doctor House be talkin' literature wit' Professor Chaucer, who be the one t' talk to about literature, after all. Then Professor Quayle 'n Doctor House be chattin' together before goin' to Professor Quayle's place fer lunch.

Thar be a new bowlin' alley in town. If I be knowin' what bowlin' be, I be a bit more excited. Walter be checkin' it out and runnin' into Mayor Red. Yes, Mayor Red be large, red, and walkin' on all fours. Ye'll get used t' it.

Ye all be lovin' yer coffee. Molly be talkin' to Paige, then wit' Jake, Mac 'n Aeryn. Paige 'n Fred be talkin' about space 'n time, which be seemin' quite the heavy topic fer a Saturday, and Aeryn be checkin' up on Tex after that whole "Tex be possessed" bit. I still be sorry I missed watchin' Lockheed take on the ducks.

Fred be takin' her interest in space 'n time over wit' her to Caritas, intendin' t' chat wit' Lorne about it. Professor Cregg be showin' up fer a beer 'n tryin' t' get Lorne t' sing wit' her, and Jarod be gettin' datin' advice from our favorite green demon. Who be Lorne, fer those of ye jes tunin' in.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

*sound of microphone being turned back on*

That be NOT all. We be havin' a late-breakin' report. Han be a damned stupid bastard and be caught--by the Principal o' Vice, no less--hangin' out in the wenches' bathroom. That be detention fer ye, Han. And classes be not started yet. I think that be a new record.

Comments

[can_be_more]

Aeryn hears the radio, and decides she may have to kick Barbossa's ass. Not because he said she and John were cute. She wants to know what the frell he heard about her.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

After listening to the radio for the first time, Peter asked himself one question. "Used to be a bunny?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Yup." Pippi thinks to herself after the broadcast. "Definitely a pirate."

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe ponders volunteering at the Radio station. Barbossa is just too cool.

[fates_jaye]

Jaye loves her new Principal O' Vice.

[swerval_zero]

Zero also loves her new Principal O' Vice. He got rid of the BOY.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto also loves her new Principal O' Vice. He understands the importance of Bath Time also being Alone Time.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory also loves him. He let her keep her pepper spray.

[drywitmartini.livejournal.com]

Had Hawkeye known what it was, he *might* have taken it away, but he didn't know, so he didn't take it away.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker goes on-line and orders this (http://www.comptoir-gastronomie.com/images/product_STOC.jpg). 'Cause she keeps her promises, oh yes. And Hawkeye rocks!

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Crowley looks at the radio...thankful that it's only a pirate and no messenger from Hell.

"It's Flash Bastard, you scurvy dog!"

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordy hears the broadcast and smiles.

"So glad I came here. Definitely going to have to meet the pirate."

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige hears the part about her and Sawyer fighting (since she's listening to the radio a bit more now and wonders where they got the impression they were fighting from since it was actually him freaking out and her soothing him.

If Phoebe hears about this and thinks they're having problems again there's gonna be hell to pay!

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Victor hears the broadcast as he's getting ready for bed, and his jaw drops as he hears the comments made about him. "Wait...what? I said what?" He thought about all the times he had mentioned Bridge's giraffe and...

"Oh, no," he groaned. "Note to self: think before you speak!"