Fandom Radio, Sunday, April 27th

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Hey, guess what. People graduated. I've got a hangover. This has been your radio broadcast for today.

*chitters*

Hahahaha, nope, I hid your taser. What are you gonna do about it? Not tase me, that's what.

Wait, what are you doing? Okay, where did you hide a Galaxy? That thing's the size of my face. You aren't. Where did you... Who are you calling?

No, seriously, who are you--

*door opens*

Jessica: You calle-OH MY GOD?

James: OH MY GOD! This is a private place!

Jessica: Do you broadcast naked every week?

James: It makes me feel more comfortable!

Jessica: Go. Dress.

James: But--

Jessica: Go! Dress!

James: *PEW*

Jessica: And squirrels, do me a favor and get me some rum? I need to pour it in my eyes. Gah. Ugh. Gah. *glug* Okay, so, I'm Jessica Drew and this is WTFH Pirate Radio. I've been called in to help out because your regular Sunday host was hungover and naked and seriously, what the crapping crap.

We're saving school for last because that was graduation, and you know you're going to stop listening right after that. So let's mix things up and start with Town.

Ben, Ender, some guy named Nat, and Cade had a very nice dinner at Taste of Thai where they talked summer plans and tattoos. Which, knowing Cade, that is what he has planned for summer. And Nikolai was half-asleep at the Arms, at least until he realized Gunther had duck embryo on the menu.

Seriously, guys? You bring me in to talk about duck embryos? This is mean.

James: *PEW* I'm back.

Jessica: I'm thrilled.

James: Sounds like sarcasm.

Jessica: There's a reason for that.

James: Next time learn to knock.

Jessica: Just read the Dorms notes while I research how to make myself forget the last five minutes of my life.

James: Whatever. Topher threw a party in the sixth floor common room. And when people showed up, guess who was there? Here's a hint, she probably didn't knock there either.

Jessica: It's a common roo--

James: Shh, clothed grownup talking. Anyway, you guys talked about the future. Victor and Topher talked about the big gnome battle. And Billy and Topher talked about if the battling gnomes were bigger. And over by the food, Bay and Toby talked about what to tell people about graduation.

Jessica: Say it was nice.

James: You do that and I'll make fun of you forever.

Jessica: But the big news was, of course, School news because there was a little thing I've taken to calling "graduation.

James: You read. I'm gonna read Vitamin C lyrics to get it stuck in your head.

Jessica: I don't even know what that means.

James: As we go on, we remember...

Jessica: The faculty, students, guests, and other spectators settled in

James: All the times we, had together...

Jessica: Jaina and Ben had some cousinly checking in while...

James: And as our lives change, come whatever...

Jessica: Natalie and Sam LaCroix had a surprise reunion.

James: We will still be, Friends Forever...

Jessica: Stop that.

James: And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives...

Jessica: Ugh. Kenzi and Sparkle were excited for whatever the eventual main event was going to be, and Jace was pleasantly surprised to see Natalie looking all grown up.

James: Where we're gonna be when we turn 25...

Jessica: Kitty was happy to find Clint in attendance, and he was foolishly trying to stay positive that nothing weird would happen.

James: I keep thinking times will never change...

Jessica: Kenzi offered Seifer some popcorn and we graduates processed.

James: Keep on thinking things will always be the same...

Jessica: *slap*

James: Hey!

Jessica: Read the procession notes.

James: You can't boss me around. I'll have you expelled from summer camp or whatever.

Jessica: Try it. I have a job in town. Now read.

James: Jackson teased Jim about not bringing his kitty cat, you and Karolina were being ironic about people wearing the same outfits *COUGHCOUGHHIPSTERSCOUGH*, Bay was all about the hats, decorating hers and helping Atton with his, and Korra and Maddie whined about hat hair. You're it.

Jessica: People spoke. We had the standards from Principal Winchester and Dean Skywalker as well as the valedictorians, me and Topher Brink. You.

James: All you guys got diplomas. Boom.

Jessica: Wait, no. Describe them.

James: Not happening. The squirrels love me too much to write up that BS. You got diplomas. Finis. You get to explain the crazy crap. I'm getting a soda. *PEW*

Jessica: You're getting a surprise is what you're getting. *FISSZZ* Okay, so, things got weird. There were giant bugs, slugs, toads, and human sized gnomes and it was total BS. Oh, and the squirrels are angry that they didn't get to be giant, too. Sorry, guys.

Kenzi bragged to Sparkle about being right about the weird stuff and they talked about how things could've been worse. Bo was frustrated that she couldn't do much as security, but Kenzi pointed out that she could keep order in the spectator crowd. And the graduates did some pest control.

James: *PEW* What'd I miss? *pop can opening*

Jessica: Just the squirrels saying I fought like a boss. I'm out of here. You sign off. *slam!*

James: Looks like we're done here. Next week, I'm locking that door....

What did I sit in?

The chair is stuck to my butt.