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fandom_radio2014-03-30 09:43 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, March 30th
Boy, yesterday was crazy, wasn't it? I was on tech support literally all day trying to get my computer fixed. Turns out, it was loaded with viruses.
I'm not going to tell you how I got that many viruses on my computer.
You can probably guess, though. It was porn.
Oh, hey, people are back to normal. If any of those people know how to get this many viruses off a computer, let me know, okay? I have to make this clear, though. You're going to have to sign a disclaimer about the kinds of things you might see while you're doing that stuff. NDA. I'll make sure you're well paid for the effort and your silence.
*chittering*
Okay, whatever, let's get on with this big news day.
School
In case people had any last minute research to do, Cassidy had the library open. It doesn't sound like there was any last minute research, though. People probably just googled things.
Dorms
After she, you know, used them for a while, Isabelle checked out her weapons in the dorm lobby when Jessica stopped by. They talked shop, Jessica gave her a viking axe, sounds like they're besties.
Up on the roof, Eleanor was sad after turning back into herself. Joker found her there and promised that he was cool with whatever happened between them when they were other people. And Celia was there, ready to give hugs.
And in his room, Flick was staying put until he had confirmation that things were over. Well, Flick, let me say once again, things are back on their way to boring. It's safe.
And that's my good deed. The rest of you are getting mocked.
Oh wait, I've just been handed a note. Isabelle already let him know via flirting and snacking, which I assume is a euphemism.
Town
Kenzi read a book to her daughter, who she probably didn't realize isn't real. And that's what you get for being a good parent.
Hey, let's check in with everyone's favorite tourist, Elizabeth! She was at the old dig site in the woods, talking to stuff and looking at doors until she fell over.
Sounds like she was wasted.
Speaking of wasted, Tamsin and the vikings pretty much trashed the Trooper Station overnight before she started taunting Prisoner Booker. And then Elizabeth started talking to him about what a well-meaning lunkhead he is before she disappeared.
Taking a break from drunk chicks and guys in jail, Atton was dark and moody as he drank his coffee. Guaranteed, he ordered it quote 'black, like my soul' unquote.
And at the butcher shop that was creepy and abandoned, Priestly and Dinah set a fire. They were way too into it - like, this is a fetish too far for me, that kind of way too into it - and started planning out more places to torch, which I'm sure neither one of them is freaking out about today. Just remember these words: "It wasn't me who set that fire, it was the evil version of my from another universe who took over my body!"
Back to Elizabeth at the dig site, she'd rounded up a posse of Jack P., Éponine, Kathy, Stiles, Cecil, Jono, Allie, Raven, Zoe, Squall, and Rinoa. Their mission? Open some doors, look around a little, lose someone, check out another door, rinse and repeat until they found a Booker from the past and intimidated him into not coming to Fandom.
Should've called me! I know some guys! We could have intimidated the crap out of him for a reasonable fee!
Anyway, the Fandom people ended up back at the dig site and unconscious where they all eventually woke up and were like, "Oh my god, I'm back to normal, I'm sorry about all those things I did." For the record, I haven't read ahead, but I'm making assumptions because teenagers. And teachers, which is hardly better.
But let's check! Jono was himself, and Rinoa wanted a piece of that, so she started making out with him even though, you know, no mouth. And then she turned back to herself and totally cockblocked him.
Don't worry. I know some girls! They'll take care of that for a reasonable fee! They'll even give a discount for the, you know, no mouth.
Oh, wait, Cecil gave him a pep talk while also complaining about the lack of tentacles.
After her quick makeout with Jono, Rinoa went to comfort Squall and let him know that everything was going to be alright because they were back to normal and they weren't going to talk about any of the bad stuff. And, just guessing here, maybe lay the groundwork for a little extra teamwork. You know, in bed.
I'm telling you, she wants Jono bad. I just posted fanficion about it. It took me two seconds and probably makes no sense because I did i while reading this sentence, but it's on the internet now!
Raven was all freaked out when she woke up, so Cecil gave her the rundown on what happened after she split off in the one door. After almost being helpful consoling her, he mostly talked about some Carlos guy. Rinoa also stopped by to console her and ended up advertising her magic shop.
Now, I don't want to criticize these people for their lack of skills consoling a crying woman, but --
*chiiters*
What do you mean there's no way that sentence ends well? I was going to be a perfect gentleman! And now that you've interrupted me, you'll never know what I was going to say.
But seriously, find a nice one night stand, it'll solve a lot of things. Just don't let it cause more problems!
See? Helpful!
Okay, so, the thing's done, it's last night, let's wrap things up with talk of what people did in town when they went back to normal.
Spider-Woman - ugh - was on a park bench, just sitting around, when an adorable-slash-terrifying Pinkie Pie came out with a rolling pin and butcher knife to threaten any monsters who, it turns out, weren't actually still around. And then she turned back into herself in what I can only imagine was a freaky transformation sequence that would drive you insane if you saw it.
And at his room at the hotel, Hannibal was reading stuff on his tablet when Sparkle stopped by to catch up on how things were going while he was a vampire and what kind of diet he had.
I guess not everyone was fully back to normal. Or if they were, probably give Sparkle some room from now on, okay?
BT-dubs, if anyone else was actually themself this whole time, we should probably have a party about how great we are. I'm just the idea guy. Somebody else has to host and finance it. Have fun with that!
I'm not going to tell you how I got that many viruses on my computer.
You can probably guess, though. It was porn.
Oh, hey, people are back to normal. If any of those people know how to get this many viruses off a computer, let me know, okay? I have to make this clear, though. You're going to have to sign a disclaimer about the kinds of things you might see while you're doing that stuff. NDA. I'll make sure you're well paid for the effort and your silence.
*chittering*
Okay, whatever, let's get on with this big news day.
School
In case people had any last minute research to do, Cassidy had the library open. It doesn't sound like there was any last minute research, though. People probably just googled things.
Dorms
After she, you know, used them for a while, Isabelle checked out her weapons in the dorm lobby when Jessica stopped by. They talked shop, Jessica gave her a viking axe, sounds like they're besties.
Up on the roof, Eleanor was sad after turning back into herself. Joker found her there and promised that he was cool with whatever happened between them when they were other people. And Celia was there, ready to give hugs.
And in his room, Flick was staying put until he had confirmation that things were over. Well, Flick, let me say once again, things are back on their way to boring. It's safe.
And that's my good deed. The rest of you are getting mocked.
Oh wait, I've just been handed a note. Isabelle already let him know via flirting and snacking, which I assume is a euphemism.
Town
Kenzi read a book to her daughter, who she probably didn't realize isn't real. And that's what you get for being a good parent.
Hey, let's check in with everyone's favorite tourist, Elizabeth! She was at the old dig site in the woods, talking to stuff and looking at doors until she fell over.
Sounds like she was wasted.
Speaking of wasted, Tamsin and the vikings pretty much trashed the Trooper Station overnight before she started taunting Prisoner Booker. And then Elizabeth started talking to him about what a well-meaning lunkhead he is before she disappeared.
Taking a break from drunk chicks and guys in jail, Atton was dark and moody as he drank his coffee. Guaranteed, he ordered it quote 'black, like my soul' unquote.
And at the butcher shop that was creepy and abandoned, Priestly and Dinah set a fire. They were way too into it - like, this is a fetish too far for me, that kind of way too into it - and started planning out more places to torch, which I'm sure neither one of them is freaking out about today. Just remember these words: "It wasn't me who set that fire, it was the evil version of my from another universe who took over my body!"
Back to Elizabeth at the dig site, she'd rounded up a posse of Jack P., Éponine, Kathy, Stiles, Cecil, Jono, Allie, Raven, Zoe, Squall, and Rinoa. Their mission? Open some doors, look around a little, lose someone, check out another door, rinse and repeat until they found a Booker from the past and intimidated him into not coming to Fandom.
Should've called me! I know some guys! We could have intimidated the crap out of him for a reasonable fee!
Anyway, the Fandom people ended up back at the dig site and unconscious where they all eventually woke up and were like, "Oh my god, I'm back to normal, I'm sorry about all those things I did." For the record, I haven't read ahead, but I'm making assumptions because teenagers. And teachers, which is hardly better.
But let's check! Jono was himself, and Rinoa wanted a piece of that, so she started making out with him even though, you know, no mouth. And then she turned back to herself and totally cockblocked him.
Don't worry. I know some girls! They'll take care of that for a reasonable fee! They'll even give a discount for the, you know, no mouth.
Oh, wait, Cecil gave him a pep talk while also complaining about the lack of tentacles.
After her quick makeout with Jono, Rinoa went to comfort Squall and let him know that everything was going to be alright because they were back to normal and they weren't going to talk about any of the bad stuff. And, just guessing here, maybe lay the groundwork for a little extra teamwork. You know, in bed.
I'm telling you, she wants Jono bad. I just posted fanficion about it. It took me two seconds and probably makes no sense because I did i while reading this sentence, but it's on the internet now!
Raven was all freaked out when she woke up, so Cecil gave her the rundown on what happened after she split off in the one door. After almost being helpful consoling her, he mostly talked about some Carlos guy. Rinoa also stopped by to console her and ended up advertising her magic shop.
Now, I don't want to criticize these people for their lack of skills consoling a crying woman, but --
*chiiters*
What do you mean there's no way that sentence ends well? I was going to be a perfect gentleman! And now that you've interrupted me, you'll never know what I was going to say.
But seriously, find a nice one night stand, it'll solve a lot of things. Just don't let it cause more problems!
See? Helpful!
Okay, so, the thing's done, it's last night, let's wrap things up with talk of what people did in town when they went back to normal.
Spider-Woman - ugh - was on a park bench, just sitting around, when an adorable-slash-terrifying Pinkie Pie came out with a rolling pin and butcher knife to threaten any monsters who, it turns out, weren't actually still around. And then she turned back into herself in what I can only imagine was a freaky transformation sequence that would drive you insane if you saw it.
And at his room at the hotel, Hannibal was reading stuff on his tablet when Sparkle stopped by to catch up on how things were going while he was a vampire and what kind of diet he had.
I guess not everyone was fully back to normal. Or if they were, probably give Sparkle some room from now on, okay?
BT-dubs, if anyone else was actually themself this whole time, we should probably have a party about how great we are. I'm just the idea guy. Somebody else has to host and finance it. Have fun with that!