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fandom_radio2014-03-20 09:46 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2014-03-20 09:46 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, March 20th
Holy *microphone feedback*ing *feedback*, did I come in on Saturday or what? It's like there are more of you out there running around doing shit or something.
*Chittering*
... Well, tell them to go home. It's too early in the morning to read this many notes.
*Chittering*
Okay. Share that rum with me and I'll do it. Hey, Fandom. It's Sparkle, and I guess there are extra people out there? Hi, extra people. Good job being all... there, where the squirrels could see you. Challenging my ability to read microscopic chicken scratch first thing in the morning before rum.
I'll start with the tiny little School notes, then. Emergency Med Situations was cancelled due to reasons, and Lit was music and playing the bells. Baking was all full of glitter and cupcakes and students staring at Derek being all friendly. Yeah. It's usually a trap when the grown-ups are being nice. Run before he eats you. Heh. Derek didn't remember Isaac being in the class, though apparently he's been there all semester, which led to Isaac and Isabelle making some kind of creepy pact to kill one another if they ever get that friendly. Students decorated cupcakes, or tables, if you're Isabelle, which suggests to me that she's either actually really uncoordinated for a shadowhunter, or she's putting hard work in on her blood-pact with Isaac to be an ass. Either way, gold star, Isabelle. Gold star.
Shooooo-leh had books set out at the library for the researching group, about, like memories. Are we researching things? How about someone research up this nosebleed I have. Gross. Some chick named Red asked Joker about his future-computer-thing, and then he tried to pump her for information, since I guess she's new. Yeul and Joker talked about how it's proooobably not memories that are changing around here. Huh? And then Joker told Sholeh that she was, like, totally on the wrong track before she started talking about alternate dimension books and how she didn't have any luck with 'em. Red asked Sho if she could look at the books, which is sort of what libraries are for. Yeul visited Sholeh to try to calm down how she's worried about the island - seriously, I haven't noticed anything wrong except for all the new people contributing to my notes stack, guys - and then Sholeh had no idea who Zhari was when Yeul mentioned her. Dude, Sho, are you feeling okay? Zhari's your sister. Kinda hard to forget?
... Shut up. I'm still not worried.
Anyway, Zoe was taking notes about radio in her office and some kid named Jamie showed up from a dystopian future and asked her for help? Bo checked in, too, and talked about how Kenz is different - what do you mean, different? And then they talked about how to fix it. Good! Nobody messes with Kenz, dammit. Who's teeth am I going to have to break for that? ... Anyone? Ugh. Anyway, Electroclash had water in her office, and was moving paper around so that people would think she was working. Practically the same thing, right?
In the Dorms, Sia was taking out dummies with her lightsaber in the salle because I guess she likes easy targets when Atton critiqued her form and tried to brush off what the notes kinda point at as weird pushy flirting?
And then in Town, Sholeh brought a cake to Evan before yelling that she wasn't going to sleep with him just because he was in a hotel room. Usually, Sho, if it gets to the point where you have to yell, it's probably time to ditch the creep. She stuck around anyway, though, and they talked about how she still can't remember Zhari, which... seriously, Sho, that's kind of messed up.
At the Magic Box, Elsa was looking at spellbooks when Jamie came in and argued with his dupes for a bit - is this making sense to any of you squirrels? - before talking with Elsa about growing up as a mutant. Oh. So it's a powers thing? Lady Caraway came by looking all fancy and didn't recognize the girl she hired, which I guess makes sense if you're still using a name that pretentious on an island like this. No time for the peons, right? At least Elsa got one visitor that wasn't weird when Amelia stopped by in a pink tutu to ask what a magic shop is and to talk about Kenzi's ballet auditions. How perfect is this kid, right?
At Stark Industries, Victor was trying to figure out if any of the weirdness had anything in common with... other weirdness. And Karolina stopped by to talk about all the new people, like Super-Grover and Jamie before informing Victor that he's a cyborg. Which is probably not a revelation anyone wants to talk about after discussing some guy named 'Super-Grover.' Joker stopped in looking for some kind of quantum harmonic gobbledygook, and after Victor asked about his exoskeleton, Joker realized that he's switched universes twice because people keep asking about his monkey? I'm going to pretend any of that makes sense. Switched universes? Why haven't I heard about people switching uni-
*Chittering*
I did not and you shut up. Why would I ever go by that? I'm proud of my name.
I guess it... would... explain the college application forms littered all over my room this morning, though.
Ugh. I don't want to think about this while my nose is bleeding. Over at Freedom Arms, Aeryn spent her first day familiarising herself with the stock. Jamie came in to talk to the owner, but barring that, he felt like it was his duty to introduce Aeryn to Klondike bars. Mike E stopped in to load up on, like, assault rifles, which he explained to Aeryn was because he didn't want the store to be attacked by crazy people. Right. So... Fandom? Avoid the Turtle & Canary if you don't like getting shot.
At the Perk in the morning, Quinn was having a muffin and a latte when Jamie stopped by and they talked big at each other about her getting him reported - ugh, is she government? - and then they argued about playing nice with The Man in order to live versus fighting the system. C'mon. That's a no brainer. Who the hell rolls over and takes it, anyway?
Luke's order of the day was chocolate smoothies, carrot sticks, and pineapple juice. How many of those did Kenzi have on hand for Amelia, who stopped by to talk to Kenzi about her auditions yesterday. And to talk about how I'm getting clingy...? Am not! Just, look, it is never good news when social workers come knocking asking about-- I'm not getting into this on the radio. I'm never clingy, though.
*Chitter*
Shut up.
Cecil brought something sparkly for Kenzi for luck before they talked about carpooling and thinking hard about other dancers tripping in the hopes that they will. Meanwhile, at the Groovy Tunes, The One Who Speaks With the Voice of Many was there being... less groovy, more creepy.
Creepy like Derek being friendly at Tiny and the DJ over at the Devil's Nest, where Kitty stopped in to check on him because he's all sad for upsetting Stiles. Red asked for mead - ew - and got Derek to assure her that it's a vampire who owns the bar, not an actual devil. Which is a shame because I have so worked for a devil before and she was pretty awesome. Jack Priest tallied Red up as member number five of their super secret club, and then caught her up about modern stuff, since she's from like seven centuries ago. Derek and Jack then talked about how Red looks like someone called Laura, and how Jack wasn't invited to Cora's birthday or something, and I guess Jack was as confused by some of these notes as I am. I'm guessing these are off-island people. Bruce ordered a martini with gin and called Derek 'chum.' Which I guess is kind of awesome. Who even uses that word these days? And then Eric speculated about what kind of drugs or head injury Derek must be under the influence of in order for him to be so cheerful these days. Rude, Eric. Rude.
Jake was drinking over at Caritas, which really is the thing to do when you're in a bar, and at Chilly Boulder, Jessica was trying to combat a headache with positive thinking and ice cream. Not thinking that the headache might be a result of positively shovelling too much ice cream in her face at once, I bet. Anyway, Johnny Storm was surprised that the ice cream place had, you know, ice cream. He was probably also surprised by the really excited hugging he got from Jessica. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I would be, too.
... Is that everything? Yes? Shit. Good. I can't even drink this rum without my nose dripping in it. I'm going back to bed. Or back to my room to figure out what is up with those college application forms, because Amelia's too young to look into applying, I'm pretty sure.
Talk to you later, Fandom. Try not to have your memory messed up or turn into someone else or be sucked into the past or whatever I'm supposed to take out of the notes I read this morning. That. Don't do that. And someone, bring me some damn Kleenex.
*Chittering*
... Well, tell them to go home. It's too early in the morning to read this many notes.
*Chittering*
Okay. Share that rum with me and I'll do it. Hey, Fandom. It's Sparkle, and I guess there are extra people out there? Hi, extra people. Good job being all... there, where the squirrels could see you. Challenging my ability to read microscopic chicken scratch first thing in the morning before rum.
I'll start with the tiny little School notes, then. Emergency Med Situations was cancelled due to reasons, and Lit was music and playing the bells. Baking was all full of glitter and cupcakes and students staring at Derek being all friendly. Yeah. It's usually a trap when the grown-ups are being nice. Run before he eats you. Heh. Derek didn't remember Isaac being in the class, though apparently he's been there all semester, which led to Isaac and Isabelle making some kind of creepy pact to kill one another if they ever get that friendly. Students decorated cupcakes, or tables, if you're Isabelle, which suggests to me that she's either actually really uncoordinated for a shadowhunter, or she's putting hard work in on her blood-pact with Isaac to be an ass. Either way, gold star, Isabelle. Gold star.
Shooooo-leh had books set out at the library for the researching group, about, like memories. Are we researching things? How about someone research up this nosebleed I have. Gross. Some chick named Red asked Joker about his future-computer-thing, and then he tried to pump her for information, since I guess she's new. Yeul and Joker talked about how it's proooobably not memories that are changing around here. Huh? And then Joker told Sholeh that she was, like, totally on the wrong track before she started talking about alternate dimension books and how she didn't have any luck with 'em. Red asked Sho if she could look at the books, which is sort of what libraries are for. Yeul visited Sholeh to try to calm down how she's worried about the island - seriously, I haven't noticed anything wrong except for all the new people contributing to my notes stack, guys - and then Sholeh had no idea who Zhari was when Yeul mentioned her. Dude, Sho, are you feeling okay? Zhari's your sister. Kinda hard to forget?
... Shut up. I'm still not worried.
Anyway, Zoe was taking notes about radio in her office and some kid named Jamie showed up from a dystopian future and asked her for help? Bo checked in, too, and talked about how Kenz is different - what do you mean, different? And then they talked about how to fix it. Good! Nobody messes with Kenz, dammit. Who's teeth am I going to have to break for that? ... Anyone? Ugh. Anyway, Electroclash had water in her office, and was moving paper around so that people would think she was working. Practically the same thing, right?
In the Dorms, Sia was taking out dummies with her lightsaber in the salle because I guess she likes easy targets when Atton critiqued her form and tried to brush off what the notes kinda point at as weird pushy flirting?
And then in Town, Sholeh brought a cake to Evan before yelling that she wasn't going to sleep with him just because he was in a hotel room. Usually, Sho, if it gets to the point where you have to yell, it's probably time to ditch the creep. She stuck around anyway, though, and they talked about how she still can't remember Zhari, which... seriously, Sho, that's kind of messed up.
At the Magic Box, Elsa was looking at spellbooks when Jamie came in and argued with his dupes for a bit - is this making sense to any of you squirrels? - before talking with Elsa about growing up as a mutant. Oh. So it's a powers thing? Lady Caraway came by looking all fancy and didn't recognize the girl she hired, which I guess makes sense if you're still using a name that pretentious on an island like this. No time for the peons, right? At least Elsa got one visitor that wasn't weird when Amelia stopped by in a pink tutu to ask what a magic shop is and to talk about Kenzi's ballet auditions. How perfect is this kid, right?
At Stark Industries, Victor was trying to figure out if any of the weirdness had anything in common with... other weirdness. And Karolina stopped by to talk about all the new people, like Super-Grover and Jamie before informing Victor that he's a cyborg. Which is probably not a revelation anyone wants to talk about after discussing some guy named 'Super-Grover.' Joker stopped in looking for some kind of quantum harmonic gobbledygook, and after Victor asked about his exoskeleton, Joker realized that he's switched universes twice because people keep asking about his monkey? I'm going to pretend any of that makes sense. Switched universes? Why haven't I heard about people switching uni-
*Chittering*
I did not and you shut up. Why would I ever go by that? I'm proud of my name.
I guess it... would... explain the college application forms littered all over my room this morning, though.
Ugh. I don't want to think about this while my nose is bleeding. Over at Freedom Arms, Aeryn spent her first day familiarising herself with the stock. Jamie came in to talk to the owner, but barring that, he felt like it was his duty to introduce Aeryn to Klondike bars. Mike E stopped in to load up on, like, assault rifles, which he explained to Aeryn was because he didn't want the store to be attacked by crazy people. Right. So... Fandom? Avoid the Turtle & Canary if you don't like getting shot.
At the Perk in the morning, Quinn was having a muffin and a latte when Jamie stopped by and they talked big at each other about her getting him reported - ugh, is she government? - and then they argued about playing nice with The Man in order to live versus fighting the system. C'mon. That's a no brainer. Who the hell rolls over and takes it, anyway?
Luke's order of the day was chocolate smoothies, carrot sticks, and pineapple juice. How many of those did Kenzi have on hand for Amelia, who stopped by to talk to Kenzi about her auditions yesterday. And to talk about how I'm getting clingy...? Am not! Just, look, it is never good news when social workers come knocking asking about-- I'm not getting into this on the radio. I'm never clingy, though.
*Chitter*
Shut up.
Cecil brought something sparkly for Kenzi for luck before they talked about carpooling and thinking hard about other dancers tripping in the hopes that they will. Meanwhile, at the Groovy Tunes, The One Who Speaks With the Voice of Many was there being... less groovy, more creepy.
Creepy like Derek being friendly at Tiny and the DJ over at the Devil's Nest, where Kitty stopped in to check on him because he's all sad for upsetting Stiles. Red asked for mead - ew - and got Derek to assure her that it's a vampire who owns the bar, not an actual devil. Which is a shame because I have so worked for a devil before and she was pretty awesome. Jack Priest tallied Red up as member number five of their super secret club, and then caught her up about modern stuff, since she's from like seven centuries ago. Derek and Jack then talked about how Red looks like someone called Laura, and how Jack wasn't invited to Cora's birthday or something, and I guess Jack was as confused by some of these notes as I am. I'm guessing these are off-island people. Bruce ordered a martini with gin and called Derek 'chum.' Which I guess is kind of awesome. Who even uses that word these days? And then Eric speculated about what kind of drugs or head injury Derek must be under the influence of in order for him to be so cheerful these days. Rude, Eric. Rude.
Jake was drinking over at Caritas, which really is the thing to do when you're in a bar, and at Chilly Boulder, Jessica was trying to combat a headache with positive thinking and ice cream. Not thinking that the headache might be a result of positively shovelling too much ice cream in her face at once, I bet. Anyway, Johnny Storm was surprised that the ice cream place had, you know, ice cream. He was probably also surprised by the really excited hugging he got from Jessica. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I would be, too.
... Is that everything? Yes? Shit. Good. I can't even drink this rum without my nose dripping in it. I'm going back to bed. Or back to my room to figure out what is up with those college application forms, because Amelia's too young to look into applying, I'm pretty sure.
Talk to you later, Fandom. Try not to have your memory messed up or turn into someone else or be sucked into the past or whatever I'm supposed to take out of the notes I read this morning. That. Don't do that. And someone, bring me some damn Kleenex.
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"CAMPFIRE!"
Of course no one else was in his hotel room to join in but it was the thought that counts.
[Sparkle so deserves rum for a busy-radio-day like this. Awesome.]