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Fandom Radio [Thursday, June 7]
Pam: Hi Fandom! We're back once again to tell you the news of the day in an insightful and non-irritating way.
Jim: Speak for yourself, I'm here to be shallow in my reporting and annoying.
Pam: ....Hi Fandom! I'm back once again to to tell you the news of the day in an insightful and non-irritating way. Jim will speak for himself.
Jim: Actually, I believe I already have spoken for myself. Check your tense, Beesly. And where else would we check our tenses?
SCHOOL. Except that we don't really have an English workshop, so ignore what I said about tenses.
Jim: The day starts off with Constable Fraser supervising construction, where Bel and Conner work both day and slightly later in the day. Meanwhile, Constable Fraser receives a message via messenger balloon. The message? "Constable Fraser now needs a shower."
Pam: Oooooooh. Um. Oh! Notes, okay. Self Confidence learns to deal with betrayal. Ooh, heavy thing to start off the morning with! Karal doesn't think he's a god, and the rest of the class talks about hostages, making deals and cursing their captives' sudden but inevitable betrayal.
Jim: Glitter decorates, presumable with glitter. They pair up to make the Danger Shop all shiny and pretty and then Rory decides who decorated the best. Taking a break from the tiny, shiny papers of doom, Luke tells Rory that he'll be having company. Over in History of Witchcraft, they talk about witch hunts and what they would do if someone they knew were sentenced as a witch. Chris and Wyatt passed notes but weren't hunted down for it.
Pam: That'd be an interestingly literal approach to class. Building a Better Fighter talks about weapons and then play with them and test them against the teacher. Wow, fun class. Over in the cafeteria, there was more food that doesn't look like real words. So...um, Aly is pregnant! Congratulations! Annette congratulates her, too, and Molly is sad she wasn't told sooner. Aly says it's John Crichton's fault. Someone named Spirit visits Principal Washburn in search of Billy, and Karal brings her a gift.
Jim: Speaking of Principal Washburn, did you hear the big rumor?
Pam: Why, no Jim, I did not! Please inform me.
Jim: Well, Pam, word has it that Jerry Sizzler AND her sister, Jerry Sizzler, are actually Principal Washburn's children sent back from the future to save mankind.
Pam: Wow! You know, they take after their mother. Oh my god, I can't believe I said that about the scary pregnant lady.
Jim: There, there, it'll be okay. That's it for learning. Now let's move onto...
DORMS! Where it's a problem if there's a fire right outside your door.
Jim: The pool saw some action today. Teddy and Johnny had a very manly splash fight, then Tori stops by and tells Johnny that she has a boyfriend and then they got into a dunk fight. Good for you, Tori on both counts.
Pam: Yay Tori! Up on the roof, Adam met Ronan and they talked about battling evil! This is where I would do scary music, but I don't know how half these buttons work, so I'll just go 'dun dun DUN!' Meanwhile, Tori chats with Adam and meets Ronan herself, with whom she tempts fate by talking about being prepared for invasions. Z and Adam are both happy to be back from the cabins -- aww, I loved the cabins -- and Z really likes Ronan's sexy accent. Ooh. And Stark tells Adam about past invasions. Always a fun topic.
Jim: Speaking of past invasions, last week we were invaded by a lightning round of questions regarding the Flag Football meeting. This week, we're being invaded by the winner. Stay tuned to meet our winner!
Pam: ...oh right, yes! *whispers* I forgot we were doing that. Do we have a prize?
Jim: *whispers* It's all covered. Normal voice. Very early this morning, Karal tries to meditate. Ami stops by and Karal introduces her to his kitten. Back up on the roof, Mac is emo. Savannah, Chad, Warren, Annette2, Summer, and Billy all join her to lend their support.
Pam: Molly hangs outside, enjoying the weather. Oh, sure, enjoy the weather. You have straight hair. If your entire head frizzed up, you wouldn't enjoy it so much. Animal talks to Annette and Robin, and charges at Mel, who in turn talks to Molly and Katara. Speaking of Katara, she and Molly try to decide how crazy the Jerries are -- the answer is "really, really" -- and then John Sheppard tells Molly about something stupid he did before talking to Dawn about his underwear. Um. Okay. And finally, Dawn fills Molly in on the trip, and Robin climbs a tree. Oooh, I haven't climbed a tree in a long time! I wonder if I'd still fall like I used to.
Jim: If you did, you'd have a shorter distance to fall.
Pam: Because I'm taller now? That doesn't matter in Pam-Land, Gigantor. I'm still short.
Jim:I was just trying to be nice, Tiny. Oh, by the way I have a question for you. When is a pillow not a pillow?
Pam: Is this going to be one of those puns that you think are awesome and just kind of make me shake my head?
Jim: No, a pillow is still a pillow during a pun. The correct answer is "When Aravis has Cedric turn it into a cow. Bet you didn't see that one coming.
Pam: ...what? A...cow?
Jim: That was Seely's reaction. Anders tells Phoebe about his duel with Gwynn,
Ronan and John Sheppard talk about communication, and Annette and John go to get pie. And Vi has to leave after getting a call. Bring back souvenirs!
Pam: I want a shirt that says 'Vi went...where ever Vi is going and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'! Gwynn is all limpy and talks to Conner about the aforementioned duel, Jude interrupts Rikku's alarm-fixing, Marco catches up with Annette, and by the way, his roomie is a turtle, and Mac gets Poe from Annette. Like...the dead author? Or like the red Teletubby? ...oh my god, how do I know that's its name?
Jim: I don't know and I'm not sure that we can be friends anymore. In late news, John Sheppard is a drunk and hopped into Ronan's bed. Ronan hopped into John's bed in return. Door uses a pigeon to send a letter and Carmela tells her about an upcoming trip to Scotland.
Pam: I never get to go anywhere fun. Though all I know about Scotland is that there's sheep stomachs for eating, and the guys wear kilts. If you guys don't bring back kilt pictures I'll be sad. Which brings us to...
TOWN! Where if you're wearing a kilt, we'll laugh at you because tartan is a funny word
Pam: Deadpool takes Rikku out for ice cream and awww, that's really nice of you, especially since I was under the impression that it's still your honeymoon, Mr. Deadpool! Sokkaopens the post office, Jay and Silent Bob are outside the Kwik Stop, Jude opens Luke's and is visited by Setsuna. Charlie opens Groovy Tunes and also visits Tannim at the Magic Box, Turtle opens Turtle and Canary and Steve Peter and Marco stop by, and Millie opens the bookstore. Meanwhile, Tori's hanging in the park, and Peter fires water at her. Poor guy just gets it right back, though, because Tori can do water stuff. I wish I could. That'd be a neat power. And finally, Savannah and Billy both meet some guy named Spirit.
Jim: At Caritas, Phoebe was emo. Lana and Anders were both there, while Bel showed up to talk to Anders about Conner. Johnny wanted nothing but some beer and some music and Phoebe wanted him not to worry. John Sheppard talked to Johnny about Flag Football and flying.
Chris stopped by the bar and warned Anders about hurting Phoebe. Shockingly, Phoebe wasn't thrilled about that conversation. Sheppard drank, Prue visited Phoebe, and Sheppard and Prue talked about the relative lack of stupidity here in Fandom. Bel was in his usual spot, Wyatt needed a drink, and Phoebe served him.
Pam: Roy -- I didn't know we had someone by that name, huh -- makes a phone call, and Neil opens the Devil's Nest. And the clinic was quiet except for Mr. Aziraphale coming to distract Dr. Wilson from his job, and Doogie distracting himself with Sudoku. Oh, hey, I love Sudoku!
Pam: Um, and that's the end of the notes.
Jim: Which means that it's time to meet the winner of last week's lightning round challenge. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the ONLY one who got all of the answers correct... the squirrel who took notes at the flag football meeting! Come on out here! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Pam: Don't be modest, now! It doesn't matter if like most of the listening audience won't understand you! ...*pause* I don't think the squirrel wants to accept its prize, Jim. It'd've come out by now, wouldn't it?
Jim: It's just as well. The prize was an autographed picture of a squirrel anyway. It can get that any time. Okay, Fandom, that's it for us tonight!
Pam: Night everyone! And congrats again to new mommy, Aly!
Jim: Speak for yourself, I'm here to be shallow in my reporting and annoying.
Pam: ....Hi Fandom! I'm back once again to to tell you the news of the day in an insightful and non-irritating way. Jim will speak for himself.
Jim: Actually, I believe I already have spoken for myself. Check your tense, Beesly. And where else would we check our tenses?
SCHOOL. Except that we don't really have an English workshop, so ignore what I said about tenses.
Jim: The day starts off with Constable Fraser supervising construction, where Bel and Conner work both day and slightly later in the day. Meanwhile, Constable Fraser receives a message via messenger balloon. The message? "Constable Fraser now needs a shower."
Pam: Oooooooh. Um. Oh! Notes, okay. Self Confidence learns to deal with betrayal. Ooh, heavy thing to start off the morning with! Karal doesn't think he's a god, and the rest of the class talks about hostages, making deals and cursing their captives' sudden but inevitable betrayal.
Jim: Glitter decorates, presumable with glitter. They pair up to make the Danger Shop all shiny and pretty and then Rory decides who decorated the best. Taking a break from the tiny, shiny papers of doom, Luke tells Rory that he'll be having company. Over in History of Witchcraft, they talk about witch hunts and what they would do if someone they knew were sentenced as a witch. Chris and Wyatt passed notes but weren't hunted down for it.
Pam: That'd be an interestingly literal approach to class. Building a Better Fighter talks about weapons and then play with them and test them against the teacher. Wow, fun class. Over in the cafeteria, there was more food that doesn't look like real words. So...um, Aly is pregnant! Congratulations! Annette congratulates her, too, and Molly is sad she wasn't told sooner. Aly says it's John Crichton's fault. Someone named Spirit visits Principal Washburn in search of Billy, and Karal brings her a gift.
Jim: Speaking of Principal Washburn, did you hear the big rumor?
Pam: Why, no Jim, I did not! Please inform me.
Jim: Well, Pam, word has it that Jerry Sizzler AND her sister, Jerry Sizzler, are actually Principal Washburn's children sent back from the future to save mankind.
Pam: Wow! You know, they take after their mother. Oh my god, I can't believe I said that about the scary pregnant lady.
Jim: There, there, it'll be okay. That's it for learning. Now let's move onto...
DORMS! Where it's a problem if there's a fire right outside your door.
Jim: The pool saw some action today. Teddy and Johnny had a very manly splash fight, then Tori stops by and tells Johnny that she has a boyfriend and then they got into a dunk fight. Good for you, Tori on both counts.
Pam: Yay Tori! Up on the roof, Adam met Ronan and they talked about battling evil! This is where I would do scary music, but I don't know how half these buttons work, so I'll just go 'dun dun DUN!' Meanwhile, Tori chats with Adam and meets Ronan herself, with whom she tempts fate by talking about being prepared for invasions. Z and Adam are both happy to be back from the cabins -- aww, I loved the cabins -- and Z really likes Ronan's sexy accent. Ooh. And Stark tells Adam about past invasions. Always a fun topic.
Jim: Speaking of past invasions, last week we were invaded by a lightning round of questions regarding the Flag Football meeting. This week, we're being invaded by the winner. Stay tuned to meet our winner!
Pam: ...oh right, yes! *whispers* I forgot we were doing that. Do we have a prize?
Jim: *whispers* It's all covered. Normal voice. Very early this morning, Karal tries to meditate. Ami stops by and Karal introduces her to his kitten. Back up on the roof, Mac is emo. Savannah, Chad, Warren, Annette2, Summer, and Billy all join her to lend their support.
Pam: Molly hangs outside, enjoying the weather. Oh, sure, enjoy the weather. You have straight hair. If your entire head frizzed up, you wouldn't enjoy it so much. Animal talks to Annette and Robin, and charges at Mel, who in turn talks to Molly and Katara. Speaking of Katara, she and Molly try to decide how crazy the Jerries are -- the answer is "really, really" -- and then John Sheppard tells Molly about something stupid he did before talking to Dawn about his underwear. Um. Okay. And finally, Dawn fills Molly in on the trip, and Robin climbs a tree. Oooh, I haven't climbed a tree in a long time! I wonder if I'd still fall like I used to.
Jim: If you did, you'd have a shorter distance to fall.
Pam: Because I'm taller now? That doesn't matter in Pam-Land, Gigantor. I'm still short.
Jim:I was just trying to be nice, Tiny. Oh, by the way I have a question for you. When is a pillow not a pillow?
Pam: Is this going to be one of those puns that you think are awesome and just kind of make me shake my head?
Jim: No, a pillow is still a pillow during a pun. The correct answer is "When Aravis has Cedric turn it into a cow. Bet you didn't see that one coming.
Pam: ...what? A...cow?
Jim: That was Seely's reaction. Anders tells Phoebe about his duel with Gwynn,
Ronan and John Sheppard talk about communication, and Annette and John go to get pie. And Vi has to leave after getting a call. Bring back souvenirs!
Pam: I want a shirt that says 'Vi went...where ever Vi is going and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'! Gwynn is all limpy and talks to Conner about the aforementioned duel, Jude interrupts Rikku's alarm-fixing, Marco catches up with Annette, and by the way, his roomie is a turtle, and Mac gets Poe from Annette. Like...the dead author? Or like the red Teletubby? ...oh my god, how do I know that's its name?
Jim: I don't know and I'm not sure that we can be friends anymore. In late news, John Sheppard is a drunk and hopped into Ronan's bed. Ronan hopped into John's bed in return. Door uses a pigeon to send a letter and Carmela tells her about an upcoming trip to Scotland.
Pam: I never get to go anywhere fun. Though all I know about Scotland is that there's sheep stomachs for eating, and the guys wear kilts. If you guys don't bring back kilt pictures I'll be sad. Which brings us to...
TOWN! Where if you're wearing a kilt, we'll laugh at you because tartan is a funny word
Pam: Deadpool takes Rikku out for ice cream and awww, that's really nice of you, especially since I was under the impression that it's still your honeymoon, Mr. Deadpool! Sokkaopens the post office, Jay and Silent Bob are outside the Kwik Stop, Jude opens Luke's and is visited by Setsuna. Charlie opens Groovy Tunes and also visits Tannim at the Magic Box, Turtle opens Turtle and Canary and Steve Peter and Marco stop by, and Millie opens the bookstore. Meanwhile, Tori's hanging in the park, and Peter fires water at her. Poor guy just gets it right back, though, because Tori can do water stuff. I wish I could. That'd be a neat power. And finally, Savannah and Billy both meet some guy named Spirit.
Jim: At Caritas, Phoebe was emo. Lana and Anders were both there, while Bel showed up to talk to Anders about Conner. Johnny wanted nothing but some beer and some music and Phoebe wanted him not to worry. John Sheppard talked to Johnny about Flag Football and flying.
Chris stopped by the bar and warned Anders about hurting Phoebe. Shockingly, Phoebe wasn't thrilled about that conversation. Sheppard drank, Prue visited Phoebe, and Sheppard and Prue talked about the relative lack of stupidity here in Fandom. Bel was in his usual spot, Wyatt needed a drink, and Phoebe served him.
Pam: Roy -- I didn't know we had someone by that name, huh -- makes a phone call, and Neil opens the Devil's Nest. And the clinic was quiet except for Mr. Aziraphale coming to distract Dr. Wilson from his job, and Doogie distracting himself with Sudoku. Oh, hey, I love Sudoku!
Pam: Um, and that's the end of the notes.
Jim: Which means that it's time to meet the winner of last week's lightning round challenge. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the ONLY one who got all of the answers correct... the squirrel who took notes at the flag football meeting! Come on out here! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Pam: Don't be modest, now! It doesn't matter if like most of the listening audience won't understand you! ...*pause* I don't think the squirrel wants to accept its prize, Jim. It'd've come out by now, wouldn't it?
Jim: It's just as well. The prize was an autographed picture of a squirrel anyway. It can get that any time. Okay, Fandom, that's it for us tonight!
Pam: Night everyone! And congrats again to new mommy, Aly!
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(*giggles like mad at radio* loved it!)
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Shh, Aly. The radio doesn't work that way.
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Aww, poor Josh. He'd liked his brain.