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fandom_radio2014-02-20 08:32 am
myownface) wrote in fandom_radio2014-02-20 08:32 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, February 20th
Faaaandom. Fandom, hi, Fandom. I wan't to start my broadcast today by posting, like, a verbal missing poster for five pairs of lemon yellow socks. I mean, I think they're missing, I know I can't find them. But then, knowing this place, it's totally possible the island just went right ahead on its own and replaced them with a single kiwi fruit and four pairs of little girl-sized flowery pink knee-highs. And, you know, I'd totally wear them, even. If they fit. I'm going to save them for this kid I know? But I really, really want to know where my socks went. Especially since if someone stole them, I'm going to have to punch them in the dick.
You know how it goes.
Anyway, that's not why the squirrels dragged me here today, so I guess I'll get on with telling you what happened at the School yesterday. Like how the Baking Buddies class made Parker House rolls, and I don't know what those are, but they involved dough balls, so... Yeah. Med-emerg watched Dual Survival, but mostly they just watched McCoy make an ass of himself with the projector. Cade, if you or this Joker guy the squirrels are talking about got any video, you know what to do. And, continuing movie day tradition, Lit class had one of those, too. And handed in book reports. Because Lit class.
Dorms were boring yesterday, so, moving right on to Town, April wanted to go on the spring break trip, so it was free puppies from Furnado for any teacher who offered to take her. And, like, they're free all the time anyway? So go adopt puppies, people. Teacher-Jack stopped by to haggle, and managed to score free dog food and dog walkings out of the deal, instead of another dog. Guess that works, too. Stark Industries was full of temporary antique clocks and permanent kiwi fruit when Victor came in for his shift. Victor, have you seen my socks? Eleanor was listening to old blues at Groovy Tunes, and there's a sense of musical taste I can get behind, right there. Kenzi had bantha steak - whatever that is - and kiwi fruits - seriously? - at Luke's, and Mike E at the Turtle & Canary had kiwis of the bird variety to deal with, instead. So it wasn't him that took his socks. I've got my eye on you, though, Vic and Kenz. Vic, oh my god, though, you took Isabelle on a date at the freaking Sushi Station? Seriously? And man, if you wanted to learn how to walk in heels that badly, I could've taught you. God.
Betrayed. Betrayed for the enemy by a guy with an overabundance of kiwifruits. This is the most tragic Thursday ever.
You know how it goes.
Anyway, that's not why the squirrels dragged me here today, so I guess I'll get on with telling you what happened at the School yesterday. Like how the Baking Buddies class made Parker House rolls, and I don't know what those are, but they involved dough balls, so... Yeah. Med-emerg watched Dual Survival, but mostly they just watched McCoy make an ass of himself with the projector. Cade, if you or this Joker guy the squirrels are talking about got any video, you know what to do. And, continuing movie day tradition, Lit class had one of those, too. And handed in book reports. Because Lit class.
Dorms were boring yesterday, so, moving right on to Town, April wanted to go on the spring break trip, so it was free puppies from Furnado for any teacher who offered to take her. And, like, they're free all the time anyway? So go adopt puppies, people. Teacher-Jack stopped by to haggle, and managed to score free dog food and dog walkings out of the deal, instead of another dog. Guess that works, too. Stark Industries was full of temporary antique clocks and permanent kiwi fruit when Victor came in for his shift. Victor, have you seen my socks? Eleanor was listening to old blues at Groovy Tunes, and there's a sense of musical taste I can get behind, right there. Kenzi had bantha steak - whatever that is - and kiwi fruits - seriously? - at Luke's, and Mike E at the Turtle & Canary had kiwis of the bird variety to deal with, instead. So it wasn't him that took his socks. I've got my eye on you, though, Vic and Kenz. Vic, oh my god, though, you took Isabelle on a date at the freaking Sushi Station? Seriously? And man, if you wanted to learn how to walk in heels that badly, I could've taught you. God.
Betrayed. Betrayed for the enemy by a guy with an overabundance of kiwifruits. This is the most tragic Thursday ever.