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Fandom Radio - Monday, June 4
Good evening Fandom! This is the Honorable John Robert Crichton Jr and I'm coming at you live from WTFH! I'm another year old, still not as old as Aly, another year wiser, even smarter than Deadpool, and even better looking than I was before! Hail hail to myself!
School Daze
Dean Hubert announced that the doorknobs were feeling negelected today and that my Stickbug brother, Peter, should mosey on down to his Hubert's office. Peter, if he wanted to be a Stickbug, we'll have to vote. We don't just accept any riff raff nowadays.
Samalama Ding Dong opened the library and it's been quiet. That library needs a fort, for serious. I bet Aly couldn't build a fort. She can only glare at fellow teachers. I didn't throw the bombs! Xander oversees the construction project and Bel, from the greatest cabin ever, is laying bricks.
Firearms and You learns how to deal with moving targets and they play Shoot the Zombie. No one shot Fosse right? I mean, I know Fosse's a troll but still! Save Fosse! Tannim tells Turtle he likes her hair and Billy asks Turtle how her investments are going.
Dealing With Stupid People gets to experience the joys of working in retail. They play Workers and customers in a sub shop and then go on break to bitch and moan about customers and other staff. So, it's basically like a teacher's lounge!
Speaking of teacher's, I hope you all are enjoying my class! I've got some special things planned for this week. And since no one's come to kill me yet, I suppose I'll have to turn it up a notch. You all are such nice faculty. Mwahahahahahaha!
Sex Ed discusses how to have safe sex. I'm having very bad flashbacks to a time almost a year ago when I had to explain this to Lee Adama. Dude, not really fun to get shown how to use a condom in the clinic. Anyway...there is incredulous and gawking notetaking, discussions of how to avoid head to head concussions during sex, how to avoid wall/headboard concussions, overly kinky partners, ceiling debris and rampaging wild animals. They turn in lists and then GOB shows them how using a helmet is the best defense when banging your head against a wall. I...am stunned. I shouldn't be because this is a GOB Bluth, hey GOB, I heard you like girls with leprosy, class but I am. And I thought Angel drawing me a brochure on floral hex was bad. Hey Aeryn, remember that?
Stabbing People for Fun and Profit learns about shooting people for fun and profit. Oh, Deadpool. Did you forget what your own class was about? Stabbing not shooting! The giddy afterglow of marriage making you dizzy with happiness? Believe me, I know that feeling. Also, I heard the Mountie totally kicked your ass.
And back to the class where the students are either fascinated or freaked out by the lecture and then they play with the guns. Haku asks Deadpool if Deadpool thinks he's a girl and...I hope you were sensitive, Deadpool! setsuna hires Deadpool to distract Yondaime and I'm sure Yondaime will do that with the power of his love. Sing some Celine, Deadpool. That always knocks the ladies dead.
In Treasure Hunting, which is taught by the person who looks like Aeryn but is older and, possibly, more creaky, they learn to talk their way out of trouble. They partner up and lie to each other and then they try lying to Vala. Hey, Professor? Remember me? We spoke in the teacher's lounge and you thought I had a ring for you! I don't, by the way. But there is marriage in the air! Perhaps you're next! I hear Fosse's single...
Peter Pevensie stops by Dean Hubert's office hours and gets the job of organizing a ren faire! STICKBUG BROTHER! You've got power now! Use it wisely!
Vice Principal Ass Injury has office hours where in Rikku drops off a box and Rory stops by.
There was hut dugs, french freees, seled, and cuukuues in cafeteria today. Annette gets some french freees. I can't even pronounce that stupid word. The squirrels are making gagging faces at me. I don't know whether to run and hide from these super intelligence squirrels who are going to take over one day or laugh at them.
Hello Dormy!
It's moving day!
Roxas packs up in platypus and whoever thought that was a mythical creature was on some of the good cookies. Ami moves back to the dorms and Billy welcomes her back, Andros moves into the dorms and reads a book, Tori moves back into her room, and Bel celebrates being back in the dorms by ordering Anders and Phoebe to the clinic. Were there kazoos?
Jaina moves into the dorms and Tori welcomes her to the third floor! Inara also welcomes her and she and Jaina ponder things like unpacking. Mysteries of the mind, yes. I love newbies.
Mikey moves in and he's amazed at his room. Rikku's a little surprised he's not Jude. Hey Jude, you're not a turtle! Congrats! Dick, not dirty, has to sing Mandy to his doorknob and dude, I so feel your pain. The Manilow haunts us all. And then he and Annette talk about different ways to get the doorknobs to open. Adam, who I almost called Adama - I must have Lee on the brain today- moves in and Billy welcomes him. Aeryn moves back to the dorms and Rory tells her that Anakin's a big dorkface. Aeryn and I also played a stimulating game of Chutes and Ladders later. Yep.
Karal and Aravis, who doesn't know how to lick a lollipop, move into their room. Roxas tries talking to his doorknob, Demyx watches Sokka fight with his doorknob...not dirty...and Raph asks if anyone taught him how to open a door. Demyx also gives advice.
Charlie, not Stickbug Charlie, finds Carmela, who I want to call Caramel, arguing with her mini fridge. Right. Gavin moves in and these dumb squirrels said Tori came by to make him pancakes. The only reason I'm upset is because I WANT PANCAKES TOO. Shawn tries to open his door. Conner stops by and talks to him about Gwynn still being in the clinic.
Karal stops by Isabel's and they talk roommates, Isabel tells Steve Peter about her trip to New York, Ronan and John who is not me move into the dorms and I have this irrational urge to perm other John's hair. Huh. Willow has trouble with Stickbug Peter's doorknob and god, I hope I just didn't read something dirty about my Stickbug brother. Evie welcomes Warren, Eve moves in and unpacks and Abigail chats with her, Haku moves in and has door issues, Namine is very polite to her doorknob and Cassie leaves Teddy a note about her leaving Fandom for awhile.
Teddy later finds that note and then goes to read quietly on his bed, Kou does some stretching in his room, Mel kicks her doorknob and Dawn stops by to ask if Mel wants to kill vampires in Scotland. Completely random segue, that. Dean enjoys being back in the dorms and Sam brings Scout to see Dean. Qui-Gon meditates in his room, Johnny plays with his toy in his room and Edward introduces Johnny to his brother's cat. Charlie stops by to see how Johnny's settling in.
Annette is trying to sweet talk her doorknob and Annette then talks John who is not me but would look good with permed hair into LICKING her doorknob. IS IT DIRTY? WILL IT BE DIRTY? I HAVE NO IDEA.
And we're back in common rooms! No more campfires! In the third floor common room, Tori backes cupcakes and watches the Food Network. Tori and Stark think cupckaes taste better when you share them. Say it with me now: Awwwwwwww! Summer and Tori are happy to be back in the dorms! So am I! Whoo walls and doors! Summer and Stark chat, Johnny compliments Tori on her cupcake making...and I give up trying to figure out if stuff is dirty these days. You kids and your innuendo! Stark and Johnny meet and Summer and Johnny meet.
Takin' You Downtown
Deadpool and Arashi are out on a newyled wed date! And I'm overcome with cute! They're so cute. SO CUTE. You hear me, Deadpool? You're CUTE.
Ahem.
Namine opens Cafe Fina and Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Naomi opens Sparkys and Lana opens Book Haven. Robin stops by Book Haven and he's in a good mood.
Down at Trooper Station, Dale reviews case files. Turtle comes in with a list of suspects and reports a crime. The crime? Her braid's been cut off! Dude, if you find it? Please don't sell it at Turtle and Canary. Profits can't be that important. This leads to Dale and Turtle investigating the crime by throwing rocks at bottles. Those investigated? Aly for some dildo thing and wow, my mind cracked, Karal because he's a jerkface which is so not an original insult, Barbossa, my boss, because he's a pirate, Pam Beesly because Turtle calls her Collie..
Okay, that one's awesome! Also investigated are Bel because she made a big deal about his smoochie smoochie, GOB because he's...GOB, Dick because he dates Annette, Gavin Darklighter because he had some supposed not date and it got made fun of, Hermione because Turtle made fun of her when she was small, Prue Halliwell because her name sounds like prunes, Jim halpert because he's Jim and Annette because ARCH NEMESIS. MORTAL KOMBAT. Sorry, had to make up for my mistake. Anyway, the rocks say Annette is the culprit and was the one who took Turtle's braid!
Luke's down at Atlas Gym playing with his glowy sword not dirty and Aravis stops by. They talk about their siblings and then Aravis tells him a little about women from her world. Are they all as mean as you? Come on, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It's not that hard! Also, you speak weird. Later, Anakin stops by to spar with Luke but Luke stops it when he notices Anakin's off. Anakin then leaves.
Setsuna opens the post office.
Anakin refuses to tell Rory why he's upset and Rory stomps off and Anakin, am I going to have to kick your ass? Yes, I know I'll lose but it's the thought that counts!
Emma Frost, who is totally cute when she's small and she pushed me over with her wee little one powers, opens Caritas. The notes say Kenpachi might be an alcoholic and seriously, dude, I can help. I'm a teacher now. I can give advice with my mentor badge! Steve Rogers is surprised to see Emma working at bar. Where does she usually work on a - And I'm stopping there because she might kill me.
Setsuna and Billy are lurking around Yondaime's house! Lurky lurky!
Neil opens the Devil's Nest. Wilson comes in and is joined by Lucifer. They chat of Aziraphale's clothing and Wilson says he's a bad influence on Aziraphale. I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation! You're living in the past it's a new generation! A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do! An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation!
Ahem. Not sure where that came from but it seemed to fit.
And Lucifer and Wilson danced! Aww, the squirrels are dancing in your honor! Except one of them just fell off the table thing. I think it's got a concussion. Should I call GOB?
I MISS YOU, RITA.
Down at the clinic, Wilson was wearing his hickies like badges of honor. Christian's holding down the clinic at night.
Ahem. Not sure where that came from but it seemed to fit.
And that's all that the squirrels saw fit to report! I'm the Honorable John Robert Crichton JR, Aly told me I should pay people to marry me, Deadpool has girly hips, Dean Hubert is named Hubert and Principal Zoe likes pie!
Good night!
School Daze
Dean Hubert announced that the doorknobs were feeling negelected today and that my Stickbug brother, Peter, should mosey on down to his Hubert's office. Peter, if he wanted to be a Stickbug, we'll have to vote. We don't just accept any riff raff nowadays.
Samalama Ding Dong opened the library and it's been quiet. That library needs a fort, for serious. I bet Aly couldn't build a fort. She can only glare at fellow teachers. I didn't throw the bombs! Xander oversees the construction project and Bel, from the greatest cabin ever, is laying bricks.
Firearms and You learns how to deal with moving targets and they play Shoot the Zombie. No one shot Fosse right? I mean, I know Fosse's a troll but still! Save Fosse! Tannim tells Turtle he likes her hair and Billy asks Turtle how her investments are going.
Dealing With Stupid People gets to experience the joys of working in retail. They play Workers and customers in a sub shop and then go on break to bitch and moan about customers and other staff. So, it's basically like a teacher's lounge!
Speaking of teacher's, I hope you all are enjoying my class! I've got some special things planned for this week. And since no one's come to kill me yet, I suppose I'll have to turn it up a notch. You all are such nice faculty. Mwahahahahahaha!
Sex Ed discusses how to have safe sex. I'm having very bad flashbacks to a time almost a year ago when I had to explain this to Lee Adama. Dude, not really fun to get shown how to use a condom in the clinic. Anyway...there is incredulous and gawking notetaking, discussions of how to avoid head to head concussions during sex, how to avoid wall/headboard concussions, overly kinky partners, ceiling debris and rampaging wild animals. They turn in lists and then GOB shows them how using a helmet is the best defense when banging your head against a wall. I...am stunned. I shouldn't be because this is a GOB Bluth, hey GOB, I heard you like girls with leprosy, class but I am. And I thought Angel drawing me a brochure on floral hex was bad. Hey Aeryn, remember that?
Stabbing People for Fun and Profit learns about shooting people for fun and profit. Oh, Deadpool. Did you forget what your own class was about? Stabbing not shooting! The giddy afterglow of marriage making you dizzy with happiness? Believe me, I know that feeling. Also, I heard the Mountie totally kicked your ass.
And back to the class where the students are either fascinated or freaked out by the lecture and then they play with the guns. Haku asks Deadpool if Deadpool thinks he's a girl and...I hope you were sensitive, Deadpool! setsuna hires Deadpool to distract Yondaime and I'm sure Yondaime will do that with the power of his love. Sing some Celine, Deadpool. That always knocks the ladies dead.
In Treasure Hunting, which is taught by the person who looks like Aeryn but is older and, possibly, more creaky, they learn to talk their way out of trouble. They partner up and lie to each other and then they try lying to Vala. Hey, Professor? Remember me? We spoke in the teacher's lounge and you thought I had a ring for you! I don't, by the way. But there is marriage in the air! Perhaps you're next! I hear Fosse's single...
Peter Pevensie stops by Dean Hubert's office hours and gets the job of organizing a ren faire! STICKBUG BROTHER! You've got power now! Use it wisely!
Vice Principal Ass Injury has office hours where in Rikku drops off a box and Rory stops by.
There was hut dugs, french freees, seled, and cuukuues in cafeteria today. Annette gets some french freees. I can't even pronounce that stupid word. The squirrels are making gagging faces at me. I don't know whether to run and hide from these super intelligence squirrels who are going to take over one day or laugh at them.
Hello Dormy!
It's moving day!
Roxas packs up in platypus and whoever thought that was a mythical creature was on some of the good cookies. Ami moves back to the dorms and Billy welcomes her back, Andros moves into the dorms and reads a book, Tori moves back into her room, and Bel celebrates being back in the dorms by ordering Anders and Phoebe to the clinic. Were there kazoos?
Jaina moves into the dorms and Tori welcomes her to the third floor! Inara also welcomes her and she and Jaina ponder things like unpacking. Mysteries of the mind, yes. I love newbies.
Mikey moves in and he's amazed at his room. Rikku's a little surprised he's not Jude. Hey Jude, you're not a turtle! Congrats! Dick, not dirty, has to sing Mandy to his doorknob and dude, I so feel your pain. The Manilow haunts us all. And then he and Annette talk about different ways to get the doorknobs to open. Adam, who I almost called Adama - I must have Lee on the brain today- moves in and Billy welcomes him. Aeryn moves back to the dorms and Rory tells her that Anakin's a big dorkface. Aeryn and I also played a stimulating game of Chutes and Ladders later. Yep.
Karal and Aravis, who doesn't know how to lick a lollipop, move into their room. Roxas tries talking to his doorknob, Demyx watches Sokka fight with his doorknob...not dirty...and Raph asks if anyone taught him how to open a door. Demyx also gives advice.
Charlie, not Stickbug Charlie, finds Carmela, who I want to call Caramel, arguing with her mini fridge. Right. Gavin moves in and these dumb squirrels said Tori came by to make him pancakes. The only reason I'm upset is because I WANT PANCAKES TOO. Shawn tries to open his door. Conner stops by and talks to him about Gwynn still being in the clinic.
Karal stops by Isabel's and they talk roommates, Isabel tells Steve Peter about her trip to New York, Ronan and John who is not me move into the dorms and I have this irrational urge to perm other John's hair. Huh. Willow has trouble with Stickbug Peter's doorknob and god, I hope I just didn't read something dirty about my Stickbug brother. Evie welcomes Warren, Eve moves in and unpacks and Abigail chats with her, Haku moves in and has door issues, Namine is very polite to her doorknob and Cassie leaves Teddy a note about her leaving Fandom for awhile.
Teddy later finds that note and then goes to read quietly on his bed, Kou does some stretching in his room, Mel kicks her doorknob and Dawn stops by to ask if Mel wants to kill vampires in Scotland. Completely random segue, that. Dean enjoys being back in the dorms and Sam brings Scout to see Dean. Qui-Gon meditates in his room, Johnny plays with his toy in his room and Edward introduces Johnny to his brother's cat. Charlie stops by to see how Johnny's settling in.
Annette is trying to sweet talk her doorknob and Annette then talks John who is not me but would look good with permed hair into LICKING her doorknob. IS IT DIRTY? WILL IT BE DIRTY? I HAVE NO IDEA.
And we're back in common rooms! No more campfires! In the third floor common room, Tori backes cupcakes and watches the Food Network. Tori and Stark think cupckaes taste better when you share them. Say it with me now: Awwwwwwww! Summer and Tori are happy to be back in the dorms! So am I! Whoo walls and doors! Summer and Stark chat, Johnny compliments Tori on her cupcake making...and I give up trying to figure out if stuff is dirty these days. You kids and your innuendo! Stark and Johnny meet and Summer and Johnny meet.
Takin' You Downtown
Deadpool and Arashi are out on a newyled wed date! And I'm overcome with cute! They're so cute. SO CUTE. You hear me, Deadpool? You're CUTE.
Ahem.
Namine opens Cafe Fina and Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Naomi opens Sparkys and Lana opens Book Haven. Robin stops by Book Haven and he's in a good mood.
Down at Trooper Station, Dale reviews case files. Turtle comes in with a list of suspects and reports a crime. The crime? Her braid's been cut off! Dude, if you find it? Please don't sell it at Turtle and Canary. Profits can't be that important. This leads to Dale and Turtle investigating the crime by throwing rocks at bottles. Those investigated? Aly for some dildo thing and wow, my mind cracked, Karal because he's a jerkface which is so not an original insult, Barbossa, my boss, because he's a pirate, Pam Beesly because Turtle calls her Collie..
Okay, that one's awesome! Also investigated are Bel because she made a big deal about his smoochie smoochie, GOB because he's...GOB, Dick because he dates Annette, Gavin Darklighter because he had some supposed not date and it got made fun of, Hermione because Turtle made fun of her when she was small, Prue Halliwell because her name sounds like prunes, Jim halpert because he's Jim and Annette because ARCH NEMESIS. MORTAL KOMBAT. Sorry, had to make up for my mistake. Anyway, the rocks say Annette is the culprit and was the one who took Turtle's braid!
Luke's down at Atlas Gym playing with his glowy sword not dirty and Aravis stops by. They talk about their siblings and then Aravis tells him a little about women from her world. Are they all as mean as you? Come on, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It's not that hard! Also, you speak weird. Later, Anakin stops by to spar with Luke but Luke stops it when he notices Anakin's off. Anakin then leaves.
Setsuna opens the post office.
Anakin refuses to tell Rory why he's upset and Rory stomps off and Anakin, am I going to have to kick your ass? Yes, I know I'll lose but it's the thought that counts!
Emma Frost, who is totally cute when she's small and she pushed me over with her wee little one powers, opens Caritas. The notes say Kenpachi might be an alcoholic and seriously, dude, I can help. I'm a teacher now. I can give advice with my mentor badge! Steve Rogers is surprised to see Emma working at bar. Where does she usually work on a - And I'm stopping there because she might kill me.
Setsuna and Billy are lurking around Yondaime's house! Lurky lurky!
Neil opens the Devil's Nest. Wilson comes in and is joined by Lucifer. They chat of Aziraphale's clothing and Wilson says he's a bad influence on Aziraphale. I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation! You're living in the past it's a new generation! A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do! An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation!
Ahem. Not sure where that came from but it seemed to fit.
And Lucifer and Wilson danced! Aww, the squirrels are dancing in your honor! Except one of them just fell off the table thing. I think it's got a concussion. Should I call GOB?
I MISS YOU, RITA.
Down at the clinic, Wilson was wearing his hickies like badges of honor. Christian's holding down the clinic at night.
Ahem. Not sure where that came from but it seemed to fit.
And that's all that the squirrels saw fit to report! I'm the Honorable John Robert Crichton JR, Aly told me I should pay people to marry me, Deadpool has girly hips, Dean Hubert is named Hubert and Principal Zoe likes pie!
Good night!
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This John kid was a dead man.
[[ooc: *ded from giggles*]]
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[*loves*]
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Aravis glared at the radio. "Truce means...not this, you imbecile."
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Poke. Pokepokepoke.
"Ken-chan sleeping already? Shouldn't fall asleep with bottles in your hand. Yoink!" Patpat. "Night, night, Ken-chan."
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[ooc: Your babies are mine! And the licking was TOTALLY dirty.]
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It smashed into a dozen pieces on the floor.
...at least he had something new to fix.