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Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 26th
Okay, boys and girls and boys that are now girls. It's time for your news. Top story today, my boobs. They're awesome and I'm going to miss them when they're gone.
Second story, if there are any consenting adult ladies who are questioning certain things about themselves, 555-SDMN. Serious inquiries only, please.
And now to the rest of the news. SCHOOL
Nope! It was Saturday and all the boys were probably too distracted.
DORMS
Speaking of which, Evan woke up as a girl and... immediately shapeshifted back into a boy and read a book. Youth is wasted on the young.
Then in the evening, Cecil wasn't sure what to do while he was a girl so he just stayed in and also read.
You kids are driving me to be a grumpy old man, but when I was your age, if I had been magically given the gift of being a chick for a couple days, I would not be spending my time in my room reading. Experience life, that's my advice.
Anyway, Raven came by and tried to calm him down and help him out with a bra. That's true friendship. Cecil, if you're ever in jail, you know who to call to bail you out.
Later on, Bay was on the unpleasant side of a fun night out. You know, the part where you're back in and having to deal with everything trying to get out of your body the same way it went into your body. Get it out of the way now, kids, so you have some tolerance in college! Gert stopped by to hear the story of her drunken adventure, and that's sweet. Girl talk.
Just as a reminder, if any adult ladies want to have some girl talk and braid each others' hair or whatever it is you guys do before getting adventurous, 555-SDMN.
TOWN
Kaidan was a chick when he woke up and then he played barista for BoyJackWho'sCurrentlyNotABoy. Apparently they think this is 'weird' instead of fun. Weirdos.
Mike had boobs when he woke up, too, and then he started making breakfast. I'm not making any connections there. Just stating the facts. For all I know, his place is in the kitchen even when he's got a full set of equipment.
Later on, Stiles showed up at that same mansion to borrow Derek's pants. Because he wears girl pants normally? I don't follow, but I'm going to call him GIrlPants. So Stiles and GirlPants figured out a pizza ordered, figured out who they looked like, and then something happened that resulted in boygirl-on-boygirl hugging.
And then Mike was the most rational person on the island and told Stiles that he was going out to hit on some women. THANK YOU, MIKE. Finally, somebody else gets it. And for that, I hope you got some.
Over at our town's crappy diner with a psycho owner, Dean was dealing with being a lady by pigging out on food. Again, not my association, just a fact. Kaidan came in and ether ordered some BBQ ribs or flirted with Dean, I'm not sure which but it doesn't sound like it was both. Priestly was able to get into the fun of it and tried offering Dean fashion advice, which I think means that his idea of the fun of it is different than mine. Which probably makes sense since he's a psycho loon.
Cecil finally got himself together and went in to work at Curiosities where he was selling antique dildos and made me wonder what the hell an antique dildo is. Sounds breakable, which is not something I'd want happening, you know, during use.
Clint was out walking his dog in the park and, yes, he was all ladylike while he was doing it. But then Kitty showed up to spoil the fun of Clint being awkward about it by flirting with him and offering makeouts. Ugh. Fortunately, Herc was also a lady walking a dog near Clint, so I'm able to move on quickly.
Nikolai didn't seem completely thrilled about his gender reassignment at the Arms Hotel, but it seemed like it could have been worse. Hannibal came by to check into a room since he's a woman and caught up with Nikolai about how they've handed the day.
Dani had women's riding gear for rent at the Gig, and I didn't even know we had one of those kinds of clubs around here.
*chittering*
With horses? Yikes.
*chittering*
Oh. So this is actual riding gear. Not like vinyl... gotcha. Good to know, that saves some embarrassing conversations.
Demon Marcus was hopping, as you might expect, with Sparkle there to deal with everyone's emergency clothes-shopping needs. Hannibal came in and recognized Sparkle. Once the howdies were out of the way, Sparkle took a bunch of measurements so Hannibal could get fancy clothes. I, meanwhile, just found what fit in a jiff.
And then there was Cade, who made plans with Sparkle to go out and actually take advantage of this stuff. I knew I liked you, kid. Hope you had fun.
Over at Stark, ugh, Industries, Topher was annoyed by his change, but that didn't stop him from taking pictures of himself. Billy, also a girl, stopped in to check up on Topher but they ended up talking about bras and college.
Roland was out and about performing with his new girly voice when Hannibal wandered over to compliment that very same girly voice.
And finally at Caritas, April was reading a book like she was a quiet teenage boy who had just turned into a girl when I came in to celebrate my reward for being here. Again, I'm talking about my boobs.
And that's about it. Just remember, I'm available!
Second story, if there are any consenting adult ladies who are questioning certain things about themselves, 555-SDMN. Serious inquiries only, please.
And now to the rest of the news. SCHOOL
Nope! It was Saturday and all the boys were probably too distracted.
DORMS
Speaking of which, Evan woke up as a girl and... immediately shapeshifted back into a boy and read a book. Youth is wasted on the young.
Then in the evening, Cecil wasn't sure what to do while he was a girl so he just stayed in and also read.
You kids are driving me to be a grumpy old man, but when I was your age, if I had been magically given the gift of being a chick for a couple days, I would not be spending my time in my room reading. Experience life, that's my advice.
Anyway, Raven came by and tried to calm him down and help him out with a bra. That's true friendship. Cecil, if you're ever in jail, you know who to call to bail you out.
Later on, Bay was on the unpleasant side of a fun night out. You know, the part where you're back in and having to deal with everything trying to get out of your body the same way it went into your body. Get it out of the way now, kids, so you have some tolerance in college! Gert stopped by to hear the story of her drunken adventure, and that's sweet. Girl talk.
Just as a reminder, if any adult ladies want to have some girl talk and braid each others' hair or whatever it is you guys do before getting adventurous, 555-SDMN.
TOWN
Kaidan was a chick when he woke up and then he played barista for BoyJackWho'sCurrentlyNotABoy. Apparently they think this is 'weird' instead of fun. Weirdos.
Mike had boobs when he woke up, too, and then he started making breakfast. I'm not making any connections there. Just stating the facts. For all I know, his place is in the kitchen even when he's got a full set of equipment.
Later on, Stiles showed up at that same mansion to borrow Derek's pants. Because he wears girl pants normally? I don't follow, but I'm going to call him GIrlPants. So Stiles and GirlPants figured out a pizza ordered, figured out who they looked like, and then something happened that resulted in boygirl-on-boygirl hugging.
And then Mike was the most rational person on the island and told Stiles that he was going out to hit on some women. THANK YOU, MIKE. Finally, somebody else gets it. And for that, I hope you got some.
Over at our town's crappy diner with a psycho owner, Dean was dealing with being a lady by pigging out on food. Again, not my association, just a fact. Kaidan came in and ether ordered some BBQ ribs or flirted with Dean, I'm not sure which but it doesn't sound like it was both. Priestly was able to get into the fun of it and tried offering Dean fashion advice, which I think means that his idea of the fun of it is different than mine. Which probably makes sense since he's a psycho loon.
Cecil finally got himself together and went in to work at Curiosities where he was selling antique dildos and made me wonder what the hell an antique dildo is. Sounds breakable, which is not something I'd want happening, you know, during use.
Clint was out walking his dog in the park and, yes, he was all ladylike while he was doing it. But then Kitty showed up to spoil the fun of Clint being awkward about it by flirting with him and offering makeouts. Ugh. Fortunately, Herc was also a lady walking a dog near Clint, so I'm able to move on quickly.
Nikolai didn't seem completely thrilled about his gender reassignment at the Arms Hotel, but it seemed like it could have been worse. Hannibal came by to check into a room since he's a woman and caught up with Nikolai about how they've handed the day.
Dani had women's riding gear for rent at the Gig, and I didn't even know we had one of those kinds of clubs around here.
*chittering*
With horses? Yikes.
*chittering*
Oh. So this is actual riding gear. Not like vinyl... gotcha. Good to know, that saves some embarrassing conversations.
Demon Marcus was hopping, as you might expect, with Sparkle there to deal with everyone's emergency clothes-shopping needs. Hannibal came in and recognized Sparkle. Once the howdies were out of the way, Sparkle took a bunch of measurements so Hannibal could get fancy clothes. I, meanwhile, just found what fit in a jiff.
And then there was Cade, who made plans with Sparkle to go out and actually take advantage of this stuff. I knew I liked you, kid. Hope you had fun.
Over at Stark, ugh, Industries, Topher was annoyed by his change, but that didn't stop him from taking pictures of himself. Billy, also a girl, stopped in to check up on Topher but they ended up talking about bras and college.
Roland was out and about performing with his new girly voice when Hannibal wandered over to compliment that very same girly voice.
And finally at Caritas, April was reading a book like she was a quiet teenage boy who had just turned into a girl when I came in to celebrate my reward for being here. Again, I'm talking about my boobs.
And that's about it. Just remember, I'm available!