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fandom_radio2006-01-01 12:37 am
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Fandom Radio, December 31
Hi! This is Jaye, coming at you from the ladies' room at Caritas on NEW YEAR'S EVE! WOOOOOOOO! I'm not drunk. Nope. I have had nothing to drink. Listen. Listen. Are you listening? Yeah, thanks to Bridge for his doggie. The party's still going strong and there's something over at the hotel place where they lost the damn reservation allllll that time ago but that's totally water all over the bridge or whatever.
Edumacation
There's gonna be a new election because Student Council sucks. I should totally run. I don't know what I'll run for. But I should. Shouldn't I? Yeah. Also, our new Dean is installed. Okay. Look, things are blurry. I could be reading that wrong.
Tah dah! Nooooooo more school.
Except that a bunch of new people showed up. Hmmmmm. Good thing Professor Ted interviewed for roommates.
Living Conditions
The professors are in Vegas. On vacation. Together. Oh my God, they probably have a hotel room. Eeeeeeeew. Meanwhile, the Seattle group is back and Paige and Sawyer waste no time. Kiki's back, Beka's gone, Hamelelelt is gone, Bel calls Phoebe, who is gone, Krycek is back, Zero's back, and look, I don't care. I'm not going to read anymore. *pause* Oh. I was done anyway.
Edward is totally the new Rip Van Winkle, which makes me think he needs a better battery backup for his alarm clock. Faithful visits Angel, and Sean, we will have no eating of the talking kitty. *pause* *snickers inappropriately* And then Veronica and Lilly are all cute and BFFy. Awwwww. And Lilly and Archie hang with Mr. Professor the Tick.
And then... look, there's a ton of stuff to get through. Deal. Okay? Okay? Yeah, I thought so. House is emo all over the damn place. Dude. Human beings are not meant to angst that much without their heads explodeding. Sit back, watch a cartoon or two and get over it. You're getting emo all over the new carpet. And I'm not cleaning that mess up. Wilson's emo, too, but at least he's not shoving it at me. *rustles papers* It's being shoved at me, doctor dude! Shoved!
Rory hangs in the common room, where, by the way, Callisto? everyone totally knows you love Angel. You loooooooooooooooove him. And then Crichton and Aeryn hang in his room, and then he and Cam annoy at each other.
Veronica visits Marty, and I know you're not a big whore, Veronica. You're cool. Callynanders are adorable, Anders talks to Rory over coffee, and speaking of Gilmores and coffee, Lorelai has a coffee nazi in her home! Ooh! Rory! White Chocolate Mocha! Just a suggestion. Also, Kara and Anders argue, Crunch and Vala are cute, and Crichton and Aeryn beat each other up before getting OMGDIRTY. Kinky.
While Bel and Alanna are finding new ways to rearrange the common room, people decide to go squid hunting in the basement. Where, by the way, Callisto was naked and Marty totally didn't look! And oh! Rory loves Bridge! I almost forgot to mention that!
Han got accepted to some academy thingamajiggy, Anders is not dumb, Crunch is mostly angsty in the common room and distressingly emo in the gym. Also in the gym? Kickball.
Oh! And Rory got a gremlin bite! And she thought she was three. It was cute. She did drawrings, asks the principal to color and sing, and tells John how boys have cooties. Then tells the same thing to Aeryn, who is wearing a hat to protect her from lava monsters, ha! I notice Bridge doesn't have cooties. I knew Rory wanted him. And then she goes and, um, emofies Lockheed, who actually has feelings. She has morning after issues and has to be talked out of her room. And she apologigizes to Tick for the Lockhemofication.
Paige talks to Maia, Callisto shares news of the principal's party trick that I so don't wanna know about, and Jake meets people. Also, Marty? Stop falling asleep in the common room.
OH! And then there was the whole bit where Alanna tried to cure Angela of her age problem, which didn't work, and then there were ducks. So Marty did something, and showed up as a puppy at Spike's, and then whoosh! We have Our!Angela back! Yay!
Out and About
Hey! Chaucer's is hiring.
Professor Cregg's remeeting people at the Perk a lot, and Red freaks her out. She also visits Aziraphale.
Speaking of him and his store, if you're there, you're dealing with the Maggie chick. She also goes to Spike's. Um. Is she legal? Says the girl who isn't drunk. Nope. Not me.
Michael and Ben are showing off their future daughter-in-law, GOB needs a girlfriend liek woah, Crowley is back and mean to Kiki and creepy with Bel. Aziraphale is much nicer to Kiki, by the way.
At Tex's shop, Aeryn is attacked by ducks. *hysterical laughter for no less than a full minute* She tells Angel about it before he has to leave to save the world. So Aeryn tells the cool blue guy instead. Possessed!Tex tries to take over Town Hall and is teh thwarted. Yazhoo tells Ms. Calendar what's what, and then Kawalsky gets possessed by this Church guy. KaChurchsky talks to Tick who talks to Red. Whew. Just keep the damn ducks out of my movie theater, okay?
The Doctor tells Professor Cregg how Shane up and left or whatever, Paige and Wilson hit up the Emporium, my robot boss hits on Lilah, and Auto... Autocy... Automobile checks out Wolfram and Hart. GOB? Has bad luck with birds. HA!!
And at Caritas throughout the week, Bel and Veronica Mars banter, Rita Skeeter stops in and meets Automobib... Car, Callisto chats up the new principal, there's remeeting of Lorne, and GOB saws Becky in half and doesn't get cut himself. Wow.
So that's it for me. I'm going to go drink more. I love you all, don't ever change. Except those of you that suck.
*blows on a noisemaker*
[OOC: If you think I'm going through Caritas, which has over 1200 comments now, and the hotel, which has I dunno how many, while it's still being slowplayed? Omg, get yourself checked. *goes to bed*]
Edumacation
There's gonna be a new election because Student Council sucks. I should totally run. I don't know what I'll run for. But I should. Shouldn't I? Yeah. Also, our new Dean is installed. Okay. Look, things are blurry. I could be reading that wrong.
Tah dah! Nooooooo more school.
Except that a bunch of new people showed up. Hmmmmm. Good thing Professor Ted interviewed for roommates.
Living Conditions
The professors are in Vegas. On vacation. Together. Oh my God, they probably have a hotel room. Eeeeeeeew. Meanwhile, the Seattle group is back and Paige and Sawyer waste no time. Kiki's back, Beka's gone, Hamelelelt is gone, Bel calls Phoebe, who is gone, Krycek is back, Zero's back, and look, I don't care. I'm not going to read anymore. *pause* Oh. I was done anyway.
Edward is totally the new Rip Van Winkle, which makes me think he needs a better battery backup for his alarm clock. Faithful visits Angel, and Sean, we will have no eating of the talking kitty. *pause* *snickers inappropriately* And then Veronica and Lilly are all cute and BFFy. Awwwww. And Lilly and Archie hang with Mr. Professor the Tick.
And then... look, there's a ton of stuff to get through. Deal. Okay? Okay? Yeah, I thought so. House is emo all over the damn place. Dude. Human beings are not meant to angst that much without their heads explodeding. Sit back, watch a cartoon or two and get over it. You're getting emo all over the new carpet. And I'm not cleaning that mess up. Wilson's emo, too, but at least he's not shoving it at me. *rustles papers* It's being shoved at me, doctor dude! Shoved!
Rory hangs in the common room, where, by the way, Callisto? everyone totally knows you love Angel. You loooooooooooooooove him. And then Crichton and Aeryn hang in his room, and then he and Cam annoy at each other.
Veronica visits Marty, and I know you're not a big whore, Veronica. You're cool. Callynanders are adorable, Anders talks to Rory over coffee, and speaking of Gilmores and coffee, Lorelai has a coffee nazi in her home! Ooh! Rory! White Chocolate Mocha! Just a suggestion. Also, Kara and Anders argue, Crunch and Vala are cute, and Crichton and Aeryn beat each other up before getting OMGDIRTY. Kinky.
While Bel and Alanna are finding new ways to rearrange the common room, people decide to go squid hunting in the basement. Where, by the way, Callisto was naked and Marty totally didn't look! And oh! Rory loves Bridge! I almost forgot to mention that!
Han got accepted to some academy thingamajiggy, Anders is not dumb, Crunch is mostly angsty in the common room and distressingly emo in the gym. Also in the gym? Kickball.
Oh! And Rory got a gremlin bite! And she thought she was three. It was cute. She did drawrings, asks the principal to color and sing, and tells John how boys have cooties. Then tells the same thing to Aeryn, who is wearing a hat to protect her from lava monsters, ha! I notice Bridge doesn't have cooties. I knew Rory wanted him. And then she goes and, um, emofies Lockheed, who actually has feelings. She has morning after issues and has to be talked out of her room. And she apologigizes to Tick for the Lockhemofication.
Paige talks to Maia, Callisto shares news of the principal's party trick that I so don't wanna know about, and Jake meets people. Also, Marty? Stop falling asleep in the common room.
OH! And then there was the whole bit where Alanna tried to cure Angela of her age problem, which didn't work, and then there were ducks. So Marty did something, and showed up as a puppy at Spike's, and then whoosh! We have Our!Angela back! Yay!
Out and About
Hey! Chaucer's is hiring.
Professor Cregg's remeeting people at the Perk a lot, and Red freaks her out. She also visits Aziraphale.
Speaking of him and his store, if you're there, you're dealing with the Maggie chick. She also goes to Spike's. Um. Is she legal? Says the girl who isn't drunk. Nope. Not me.
Michael and Ben are showing off their future daughter-in-law, GOB needs a girlfriend liek woah, Crowley is back and mean to Kiki and creepy with Bel. Aziraphale is much nicer to Kiki, by the way.
At Tex's shop, Aeryn is attacked by ducks. *hysterical laughter for no less than a full minute* She tells Angel about it before he has to leave to save the world. So Aeryn tells the cool blue guy instead. Possessed!Tex tries to take over Town Hall and is teh thwarted. Yazhoo tells Ms. Calendar what's what, and then Kawalsky gets possessed by this Church guy. KaChurchsky talks to Tick who talks to Red. Whew. Just keep the damn ducks out of my movie theater, okay?
The Doctor tells Professor Cregg how Shane up and left or whatever, Paige and Wilson hit up the Emporium, my robot boss hits on Lilah, and Auto... Autocy... Automobile checks out Wolfram and Hart. GOB? Has bad luck with birds. HA!!
And at Caritas throughout the week, Bel and Veronica Mars banter, Rita Skeeter stops in and meets Automobib... Car, Callisto chats up the new principal, there's remeeting of Lorne, and GOB saws Becky in half and doesn't get cut himself. Wow.
So that's it for me. I'm going to go drink more. I love you all, don't ever change. Except those of you that suck.
*blows on a noisemaker*
[OOC: If you think I'm going through Caritas, which has over 1200 comments now, and the hotel, which has I dunno how many, while it's still being slowplayed? Omg, get yourself checked. *goes to bed*]
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*is literally hyperventilating from laughing*
*also, was going to bed like half an hour ago omg*]
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Emo 3: The Search for Emo
Emo 4: The Voyage to Emo
Emo 5: The Final Emo
Emo 6: The Undiscovered Emo]
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Emo 8: First Emo
Emo 9: Emosurrection
Emo 10: Emosis]
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that's totally not in character whatsoever. And yes.... Kiki and John are still SPing liek OMGwhoa.]no subject
That pothead from the theater must be losing her touch.
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He rolls over and mumbles "Oh, frak," quietly enough so as to not wake Cally.
So much for keeping up their streak of celebrating all the weird new Thirteenth Colony holidays. They'd gone and missed one. And wasn't this the one where there was supposed to be kissing at midnight? That had sounded like fun.
Stupid weird Thirteenth Colony calendars.
Just before drifting back to sleep, he does vaguely register a feeling of gratitude for the radio declaring that he's not dumb
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We feel the need to correct a misconception. We did not share a hotel room. We are sharing a townhouse, a master bedroom, master bath, old offices in the Las Vegas Crime Lab, and perhaps even a trip to the body farm.
There is a difference. Atmospheric, perhaps.
-Professor Sidle
[ooc: *so fucking dead*]
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But Veronica was at Caritas and had no way of hearing the broadcast.