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Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 31
Pam: Hey, Fandom! It's Pam and Jim, and we're back on your radios. Um. This is Pam. Which you should know because I would worry if you confused our voices.
Jim: This is Jim, who is such a good impressionist that I could pretend to be Pam and you would be none the wiser. Except that I'm not doing that tonight. Or am I?
Pam: Dun dun dun!
Jim: The answer is no, I'm not. And now, onto the news.
School, where you learn things or take educational naps
Pam: Xander oversaw construction some more today, and Bel and Conner were there to work in the morning. Aren't any other seniors helping out? That's kind of weird. Are we going to have to name a wing after Bel and Conner or something? Anders brought lunch to Bel, who worked into the afternoon. Mel came by to talk to Xander, and Anders brought Xander a drink from Bridge. ...can Anders bring us food?
Jim: If he can, I'll have a ham sandwich and grape soda. Hurry it up and there's an extra couple bucks in it for you. Speaking of Bridge, he opens the library today. Anders stops by and Bridge gives him the lemonade that you just heard about because we like giving you news before giving you context. This week, Everything You Need to Know About Magic needs to know about magical communications and so people bring in reflective surfaces and pair up to talk to each other. You know, glitter is reflective. Do you figure that would work, Pam?
Pam: Depends on the glitter. Silver would probably be your best bet. In Self Confidence, they discuss what would happen if a village was slaughtered or something. Options include: begging for forgiveness, raising an army, or being obsessed with the enemy. And Naminé thinks the assignment's unfair. Me too. Where's the 'flee to Canada' option?
Jim: I think it fled to Canada to get away from Ares. In Glitter, Mariah Carey is a poor actress and learns how to decorate. I think that was the director's cut. But in the class, students discuss what they did last week and then they make a banner for Vice Principal Hades. No word on if the VP can talk to people via the glitter on the banner.
Pam: So in History of Magic they talked about people getting executed and then had a discussion. Um. What a fun summer workshop. Anders tells Phoebe that he missed class because he was in the clinic with his girlfriend. That's so totally the 'dog ate my homework' of Fandom. And Prue tells Phoebe she's doing a great job.
Jim: Building a Better Fighter builds a better lover with the help of Rangiku Matsumoto. And my notes indicate that some aspect of her upper body had a significant presence. *ahem* Class giggles, ask questions, and try to fight off Rangiku's seduction-style defense. Also, Ami uses the old "I was a cat" excuse to explain where she was last week.
Pam: People are so uncreative. In the cafeteria, there was...stuff. I have no idea what that says. Maybe the uncreativity has gotten me.
Jim: It says "Tecus, Rice-a, Seled, and Ice-a-creem." Not that I understand it. But now onto something I do understand,
Cabins. They're made of wood. You sleep in them. Not much to understand.
Jim: Karal rides Trenor and I assume that Trenor is a horse. Cally stops by and chats with Karal about Fandom Weirdness, which the squirrels capitalized. At the Platypus campfire, Isabel roasts marshmallows, shows Katara how to do that, and talks to Tori about going to New York. Katara and Tori discuss waterbending at the full moon, which, whatever it is, sounds like an appropriate punishment for people who moon. Katara and Charlie meet and decide that the cabins are great. And finally, Charlie is a marshmallow thief. If you are missing any marshmallows, ask her some tough questions about where she was when they disappeared.
Pam: I was a marshmallow thief too, remember?
Jim: You were. Looks like somebody is pushing into your criminal territory. You know what you have to do now. Marshmallow gang war.
Pam: I don't want to lead the marshmallow gang. Gang leaders tend to die and I don't know how you'd kill someone with marshmallows. Anyway, Seely and Aravis are, according to my notes, both oh-em-gee adorable on a picnic and somehow involved with dancing kittens. Isn't that the new kid who was eating puppies with Aeryn last week? I guess that answers both the question of the kittens' involvement and what they were having on their picnic. Turtle, meanwhile, freaks out because her braid is gone. Poor Turtle! Tori hears the screaming and comforts her, as does Jo, who also helps her collect evidence. Over in our cabin, Annette and Dick might move to Greenland. ...okay.
Jim: That means more room for us! Over in Salamander, Savannah makes a phone call, then talks to Eve about Johnny. Kraken finds Jude and Rikku hiding from Thursday - the librarian or today? I don't know - with a chocobo. Is that some kind of candy bar? In Basilisk, Kabuto and Teddy plan crime and Chad and Teddy discuss fighting. All of this talk about crime and violence makes me think that Basilisk would be the best place for a marshmallow thief to hide.
Pam: Well now I can't. Thanks for revealing my hideout. Over at the Sphinx campfire, Ami and Setsuna speak Japanese. Cool! Summer sits outside Phoenix, and she and Mac hate the cabins. Why? I like them! They're fun and you get to live with people you don't normally! And that can be really fun. And enlightening. And...um, anyway, Mac and Cally discussed the new kids and Summer tells Cally about Jason and to not get on the principal's bad side. Good plan.
Jim: Crap, we're not supposed to get on the principal's bad side now? ... In completely unrelated news, Principal Washburn may want to be very careful before sitting in her office chair tomorrow. This was an anonymous tip. Thank you, anonymous tipster for the help.
Pam: That was nice of them to anonymously tip. I encourage more of you guys to be anonymous tipsters. They're helpful to everyone!
Jim: As for tips that aren't anonymous, Anders, that two dollars is still waiting for you if you get me that sandwich and grape soda. After workshops, there is a Flag Football meeting set up by John "The Sheepherder" Sheppard and Molly "Cheerzilla" Hayes. I think we have ourselves a lightning round here because John was asked a bunch of questions. Evie asked, "What's this meeting about?" Willow asked, "Can we use magic during the game?" Jim asked, "Why am I such a smartass?" I don't remember asking that. Anyway, then it was Molly's turn. Chad asks, "Can I be both a cheerleader AND a football player?" And Jim asked, "No, seriously, why can't I ask normal questions?" I swear, I think they're talking about a different Jim. Anyway, the first person to write the station with the correct answers to all of these questions gets a special prize that we'll reveal next week. Pam?
Pam: There were a lot of people there, which shocks me, except not at all. They all talked to each other which is good because it's rude to ignore people. And then there was practice and it kind of says something that all of this until this point right here? People talking. And someone being a smartass. And then there was more talking! Sokka and Evie were bouncy, Bridge told John about lightball, whatever that is, Chad talked to Annette about baseball which would be kinda fun, Annette told John she owes him pie, and Dawn asked Dean about his sports injuries. Have you ever been hurt playing anything, Jim?
Jim: I once got a nasty rug burn from playing Monopoly for seven hours straight. Remember, kids, before you play Monopoly, either set up on a hard surface with chairs or if you absolutely must play on the floor, wear long sleeved shirts to protect your arms from rug burn.
Pam: Or Just Say No to Monopoly.
Jim: Also good advice. And that brings us to...
Town, where you can buy a hit of Monopoly if you get a craving.
Jim: Sokka opens the post office and Evie stops by. They talk about scrolls. Jude opens Luke's Diner and Rikku stops by. They have cookies and make out. Charlie opens Groovy Tunes and Cally stops by. This breaks our streak of significant others visiting people at work unless the squirrels know something and aren't sharing. ... Yeah, didn't think so. Run along, little fact checker, and have an acorn. This one's on me. Also at Luke's, Stan gets a milkshake while Haku and Edward talk about their worlds. And Dean tries to get Charlie to bang her head back at Groovy Tunes.
Pam: That wasn't so much a streak as two times it happened.
Jim: A short streak is still a streak.
Pam: It's a baby streak. A streaklet.
Jim: It's still, by definition, a streak. Come on, read the notes. The next one's about the kitten-eater.
Pam: ...she's never had ice cream before today? Now I feel bad for her even if she does eat kitties and puppies. Deadpool also takes poor, braidless Turtle for ice cream. That's really nice of him. Over at the hotel, Mary's back at her desk and Stanley stopped by. Tannim opened the Magic Box and Warren stopped by. Now I have a streaklet too.
Jim: Aren't they fun? Over at the Perk, Johnny gets coffee. He meets Adam there and they talk about being new kids and flying. Then Eve stops by and eyes Johnny. Sounds like somebody's in trouble. And that's BEFORE Jaina promises to kick his butt... in flying. That's less exciting than I thought it was going to be fore a moment. I need more there, so let's spice this up a little. Jaina promises to kick his butt, and then they fight ninjas.
Pam: Ninjas with laser beams.
Jim: Ooh, good call. And they fought on the wings of a jet. There, that brings the actual conversation into it.
Pam: Over at the book place, Aiden invites Millie to a girls' day out. Then in the park, Mr. Luke's Dad was thinking a lot and he and Alec talk about Sam being kind of a jerk awhile ago and workshops and some rude person who called Alec evil. Clearly they're blind or something, because Alec really, really doesn't look evil. Like, at all. In...non-that news, Deadpool comforted Turtle, and Mr. Aziraphale went for a walk.
Jim: Caritas tonight might as well have been called "Johnny Storm Tempts Fate" because he decided to come in and flirt with taken people. This didn't sit well with Anders. Or Bel. Phoebe tried to cool Anders down, but he and Bel decided the best solution would be to kiss and plot revenge. Eve and Savannah stopped by to drink and sing glare at Johnny. Anders and Savannah talked emo while Bel kept an eye on Phoebe, hopefully not literally.
Pam: I wonder if that's a demon power thingie. Over at the Devil's Nest, Neil was disturbed by a lack of logic, so he waxed the floor. Um. Okay. At the clinic in the morning, Dr. Wilson was interrupted by tea and then Mr. Aziraphale, while Tori came by to visit the actual patient, Gwynn. In the evening, Doogie got some reading done.
Jim: And finally, there's a patrol in the graveyard. Mel and Willow look for evil and talk boys. No word on if Mel gets dyed any neon colors. And that is it for tonight.
Pam: Okay! So sleep tight, people, and don't let the ninjas with lasers get you!
Jim: And remember, get those lightning round answers to the station by next week for a chance to win a mystery prize! Good night!
Jim: This is Jim, who is such a good impressionist that I could pretend to be Pam and you would be none the wiser. Except that I'm not doing that tonight. Or am I?
Pam: Dun dun dun!
Jim: The answer is no, I'm not. And now, onto the news.
School, where you learn things or take educational naps
Pam: Xander oversaw construction some more today, and Bel and Conner were there to work in the morning. Aren't any other seniors helping out? That's kind of weird. Are we going to have to name a wing after Bel and Conner or something? Anders brought lunch to Bel, who worked into the afternoon. Mel came by to talk to Xander, and Anders brought Xander a drink from Bridge. ...can Anders bring us food?
Jim: If he can, I'll have a ham sandwich and grape soda. Hurry it up and there's an extra couple bucks in it for you. Speaking of Bridge, he opens the library today. Anders stops by and Bridge gives him the lemonade that you just heard about because we like giving you news before giving you context. This week, Everything You Need to Know About Magic needs to know about magical communications and so people bring in reflective surfaces and pair up to talk to each other. You know, glitter is reflective. Do you figure that would work, Pam?
Pam: Depends on the glitter. Silver would probably be your best bet. In Self Confidence, they discuss what would happen if a village was slaughtered or something. Options include: begging for forgiveness, raising an army, or being obsessed with the enemy. And Naminé thinks the assignment's unfair. Me too. Where's the 'flee to Canada' option?
Jim: I think it fled to Canada to get away from Ares. In Glitter, Mariah Carey is a poor actress and learns how to decorate. I think that was the director's cut. But in the class, students discuss what they did last week and then they make a banner for Vice Principal Hades. No word on if the VP can talk to people via the glitter on the banner.
Pam: So in History of Magic they talked about people getting executed and then had a discussion. Um. What a fun summer workshop. Anders tells Phoebe that he missed class because he was in the clinic with his girlfriend. That's so totally the 'dog ate my homework' of Fandom. And Prue tells Phoebe she's doing a great job.
Jim: Building a Better Fighter builds a better lover with the help of Rangiku Matsumoto. And my notes indicate that some aspect of her upper body had a significant presence. *ahem* Class giggles, ask questions, and try to fight off Rangiku's seduction-style defense. Also, Ami uses the old "I was a cat" excuse to explain where she was last week.
Pam: People are so uncreative. In the cafeteria, there was...stuff. I have no idea what that says. Maybe the uncreativity has gotten me.
Jim: It says "Tecus, Rice-a, Seled, and Ice-a-creem." Not that I understand it. But now onto something I do understand,
Cabins. They're made of wood. You sleep in them. Not much to understand.
Jim: Karal rides Trenor and I assume that Trenor is a horse. Cally stops by and chats with Karal about Fandom Weirdness, which the squirrels capitalized. At the Platypus campfire, Isabel roasts marshmallows, shows Katara how to do that, and talks to Tori about going to New York. Katara and Tori discuss waterbending at the full moon, which, whatever it is, sounds like an appropriate punishment for people who moon. Katara and Charlie meet and decide that the cabins are great. And finally, Charlie is a marshmallow thief. If you are missing any marshmallows, ask her some tough questions about where she was when they disappeared.
Pam: I was a marshmallow thief too, remember?
Jim: You were. Looks like somebody is pushing into your criminal territory. You know what you have to do now. Marshmallow gang war.
Pam: I don't want to lead the marshmallow gang. Gang leaders tend to die and I don't know how you'd kill someone with marshmallows. Anyway, Seely and Aravis are, according to my notes, both oh-em-gee adorable on a picnic and somehow involved with dancing kittens. Isn't that the new kid who was eating puppies with Aeryn last week? I guess that answers both the question of the kittens' involvement and what they were having on their picnic. Turtle, meanwhile, freaks out because her braid is gone. Poor Turtle! Tori hears the screaming and comforts her, as does Jo, who also helps her collect evidence. Over in our cabin, Annette and Dick might move to Greenland. ...okay.
Jim: That means more room for us! Over in Salamander, Savannah makes a phone call, then talks to Eve about Johnny. Kraken finds Jude and Rikku hiding from Thursday - the librarian or today? I don't know - with a chocobo. Is that some kind of candy bar? In Basilisk, Kabuto and Teddy plan crime and Chad and Teddy discuss fighting. All of this talk about crime and violence makes me think that Basilisk would be the best place for a marshmallow thief to hide.
Pam: Well now I can't. Thanks for revealing my hideout. Over at the Sphinx campfire, Ami and Setsuna speak Japanese. Cool! Summer sits outside Phoenix, and she and Mac hate the cabins. Why? I like them! They're fun and you get to live with people you don't normally! And that can be really fun. And enlightening. And...um, anyway, Mac and Cally discussed the new kids and Summer tells Cally about Jason and to not get on the principal's bad side. Good plan.
Jim: Crap, we're not supposed to get on the principal's bad side now? ... In completely unrelated news, Principal Washburn may want to be very careful before sitting in her office chair tomorrow. This was an anonymous tip. Thank you, anonymous tipster for the help.
Pam: That was nice of them to anonymously tip. I encourage more of you guys to be anonymous tipsters. They're helpful to everyone!
Jim: As for tips that aren't anonymous, Anders, that two dollars is still waiting for you if you get me that sandwich and grape soda. After workshops, there is a Flag Football meeting set up by John "The Sheepherder" Sheppard and Molly "Cheerzilla" Hayes. I think we have ourselves a lightning round here because John was asked a bunch of questions. Evie asked, "What's this meeting about?" Willow asked, "Can we use magic during the game?" Jim asked, "Why am I such a smartass?" I don't remember asking that. Anyway, then it was Molly's turn. Chad asks, "Can I be both a cheerleader AND a football player?" And Jim asked, "No, seriously, why can't I ask normal questions?" I swear, I think they're talking about a different Jim. Anyway, the first person to write the station with the correct answers to all of these questions gets a special prize that we'll reveal next week. Pam?
Pam: There were a lot of people there, which shocks me, except not at all. They all talked to each other which is good because it's rude to ignore people. And then there was practice and it kind of says something that all of this until this point right here? People talking. And someone being a smartass. And then there was more talking! Sokka and Evie were bouncy, Bridge told John about lightball, whatever that is, Chad talked to Annette about baseball which would be kinda fun, Annette told John she owes him pie, and Dawn asked Dean about his sports injuries. Have you ever been hurt playing anything, Jim?
Jim: I once got a nasty rug burn from playing Monopoly for seven hours straight. Remember, kids, before you play Monopoly, either set up on a hard surface with chairs or if you absolutely must play on the floor, wear long sleeved shirts to protect your arms from rug burn.
Pam: Or Just Say No to Monopoly.
Jim: Also good advice. And that brings us to...
Town, where you can buy a hit of Monopoly if you get a craving.
Jim: Sokka opens the post office and Evie stops by. They talk about scrolls. Jude opens Luke's Diner and Rikku stops by. They have cookies and make out. Charlie opens Groovy Tunes and Cally stops by. This breaks our streak of significant others visiting people at work unless the squirrels know something and aren't sharing. ... Yeah, didn't think so. Run along, little fact checker, and have an acorn. This one's on me. Also at Luke's, Stan gets a milkshake while Haku and Edward talk about their worlds. And Dean tries to get Charlie to bang her head back at Groovy Tunes.
Pam: That wasn't so much a streak as two times it happened.
Jim: A short streak is still a streak.
Pam: It's a baby streak. A streaklet.
Jim: It's still, by definition, a streak. Come on, read the notes. The next one's about the kitten-eater.
Pam: ...she's never had ice cream before today? Now I feel bad for her even if she does eat kitties and puppies. Deadpool also takes poor, braidless Turtle for ice cream. That's really nice of him. Over at the hotel, Mary's back at her desk and Stanley stopped by. Tannim opened the Magic Box and Warren stopped by. Now I have a streaklet too.
Jim: Aren't they fun? Over at the Perk, Johnny gets coffee. He meets Adam there and they talk about being new kids and flying. Then Eve stops by and eyes Johnny. Sounds like somebody's in trouble. And that's BEFORE Jaina promises to kick his butt... in flying. That's less exciting than I thought it was going to be fore a moment. I need more there, so let's spice this up a little. Jaina promises to kick his butt, and then they fight ninjas.
Pam: Ninjas with laser beams.
Jim: Ooh, good call. And they fought on the wings of a jet. There, that brings the actual conversation into it.
Pam: Over at the book place, Aiden invites Millie to a girls' day out. Then in the park, Mr. Luke's Dad was thinking a lot and he and Alec talk about Sam being kind of a jerk awhile ago and workshops and some rude person who called Alec evil. Clearly they're blind or something, because Alec really, really doesn't look evil. Like, at all. In...non-that news, Deadpool comforted Turtle, and Mr. Aziraphale went for a walk.
Jim: Caritas tonight might as well have been called "Johnny Storm Tempts Fate" because he decided to come in and flirt with taken people. This didn't sit well with Anders. Or Bel. Phoebe tried to cool Anders down, but he and Bel decided the best solution would be to kiss and plot revenge. Eve and Savannah stopped by to drink and sing glare at Johnny. Anders and Savannah talked emo while Bel kept an eye on Phoebe, hopefully not literally.
Pam: I wonder if that's a demon power thingie. Over at the Devil's Nest, Neil was disturbed by a lack of logic, so he waxed the floor. Um. Okay. At the clinic in the morning, Dr. Wilson was interrupted by tea and then Mr. Aziraphale, while Tori came by to visit the actual patient, Gwynn. In the evening, Doogie got some reading done.
Jim: And finally, there's a patrol in the graveyard. Mel and Willow look for evil and talk boys. No word on if Mel gets dyed any neon colors. And that is it for tonight.
Pam: Okay! So sleep tight, people, and don't let the ninjas with lasers get you!
Jim: And remember, get those lightning round answers to the station by next week for a chance to win a mystery prize! Good night!
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